Massage Parlor Reports

I'm a newbie here,just lurking the last few weeks learning the rules,RingTFF.I'm not a newbie monger tho.I started when MoCo had fs and moved on to DC when they closed up.I usually find a place I'm comfy with and pretty much stick with it.My usual right now is the place south of the border with Cherry or Michelle (I'd love to spend time with Paula,the momma-san).

The ladies there are GFE,but I know it's just business.The other day,I went to see one of the ladies.There are just 2 working and it was getting backed up.They know I don't mind waiting as it could make a better session.But after waiting an hour and then getting my t/s.I was asked if I could wait another hour so another regular could be taken are of.Of course,I said no.I wasn't mad,just annoyed and it put me off my session (a bit).

I miss the non English speaking ladies as it sure cut down on the talking.

As usual,the service was fine.What I'm wondering is maybe being a regular isn't the best thing in the long run.

Stopped by for some [B]Olympic[/B] event training today.

Let me start by saying I give this dream a total 9 out of 10. Girl would get about a 6 though.

Was buzzed in and was asked the std questions by mamasan before entry. She was hesitant. Had a bad vibe from the start. Off to room #2. She asked who I've seen before. I said its been awhile and I'd like to see Michelle or Cherry. She stated they were busy but she would bring someone in. In comes Laura. Older and "bigger". Not fat mind you...just bigger. Hand her house fee and she asks who I've seen before. Not really being in the mood for a Q&A, I take my house fee back and tell her thanks but no thanks and begin to walk out the door of #2. She tells me to hold on (blocks the door). I then tell her that my "friend" - <insert SN for a senior member here> - [i]12^2[/i] recommended I make a return visit and I should see Michelle or Cherry. She said hold on. Went out and spoke with someone and came in all smiles and said that its all good and that they remember him fondly and if I'm with him - then its okay. =) She assured me a good time so I gave the house fee and went off to the shower.

I was hesitant still because again - she was older (35+) and not a spinner. Some of her identifiers - tatoo of a sun around her belly button, tatoo on her shoulder blade and her spoken english was very very very good - just to help you ID her.

Shower was good. Well scrubbed with attention paid to the required locations. She was very playfull so this was a plus.

Back in the room. Planted my donation under the cell phone on the book case. Back rub was very good and long. Off came the clothing and her body was what I expected - not great but not bad. Bolt ons (std) and she was in the intial stages of transformation from a nice looking K girl to...well....not. Just the initial stages though. So, onto the events. Back rub turned into full on bolt on assault. Almost AR (teasing), ball play, shaft play from behind. Fun. Flip side for more bolt on assault eventually leading to force feeding them to me. No complaints.

Now, how do I get to a 9 rating when the above doesn't lead to it. Her oral techniques are 100% fine tuned works of art. Best I've ever experienced in an AMP. She worked the balls over nicely as well as the bare shaft. Slipped the cover on and went to work. Sensed a near explosion left the shaft alone and went back to the boys for awhile. Then she began the CBJ again and offered up a pleasant suprise. Full on DT. (not the stinky stairs DT of past) but DT as in Linda Lovelace. She'd go down, hold it, do some crazy throat stuff and come up for air. She'd flip flop from boys to DT. Went to my standard stand up posture and had her continue on her knees. She finished me off with this stellar performance. Worth this trip to Laura for this experience.

She also boosted my ego by telling me I choked her and she needed a drink. LOL - not a chance I thought as it doesn't take a whole hecka lot of effort to DT this guy. Regardless, she came back - warm towel, cleaned me up and gave a small front massage. Got me dressed and awayyy I went. Standard house fee and std donation. If a DT CBJ and lots of ball play and sucking is your thing - this girl is sure to please.

Now - while I was there, there were at least 2 other mongers there. This was 3:30PM today. I heard you all in all your glory so post the fuck up.

I should also note I initially swung by Sun but too much LE activity going on at the center. Q: Where the fuck are all the K girl spinners who give up motivated AR sessions?

Everything above is fiction though and couldn't possibly be true because I was at work all day....

-Nova Guy-

I've traveled in LA & DFW and am luckily now coming to the DC area. I've always enjoyed reading the DC posts and am looking forward to sampling your fine establishments. Plenty of info to find my way around but I've gone back several pages and don't see any posts which indicate standard house fee and tip. I obviously want to appear as if I've visited before to ensure the best experience. If someone could advise via post or PM it would be greatly appreciated. I'll be sure to share after my trip.

BMD

On a recommendation from sleazebum I have now joined this great site. The dog just isn't what it used to be. Posts coming soon.

GC42. Now Lbridgerunner

[QUOTE=Ltnric]Currently living in Richmond and wanted to know if any of you have heard of some good MP in the Richmond area?[/QUOTE]

I lived there many years - Richmond sucks. RTFF and take a road trip to DC. Best advice can offer.

XS

[QUOTE=dcdonkey]What's up fellas? I'm a new/old poster that was moderately active on the MoCo board up until last Summer and did most of my hobbying around there too. Now I'm back working in DC and I'm ready to start hitting up the AMPs again.

The most recent talk here is quite interesting, just going back two pages leads to a treasure trove of 411 and the clear impression that I should start spending more time on this board.

Any old timers want to throw me a bone via PM about the Thai place?[/QUOTE]
the one i usually frequent is Asian Privacy, in tyson corner. the provider there now, Pann is a dissapointment, and I would not recomend you waste you $$. rest are goodF
Y

[QUOTE=Navy One]the one i usually frequent is Asian Privacy, in tyson corner. the provider there now, Pann is a dissapointment, and I would not recomend you waste you $$. rest are goodF
Y[/QUOTE]

DC AMPs are where its at.

[QUOTE=Nova Guy]Stopped by for some [B]Olympic[/B] event training today.

Let me start by saying I give this dream a total 9 out of 10. Girl would get about a 6 though.

Was buzzed in and was asked the std questions by mamasan before entry. She was hesitant. Had a bad vibe from the start. Off to room #2. She asked who I've seen before. I said its been awhile and I'd like to see Michelle or Cherry. She stated they were busy but she would bring someone in. In comes Laura. Older and "bigger". Not fat mind you...just bigger. Hand her house fee and she asks who I've seen before. Not really being in the mood for a Q&A, I take my house fee back and tell her thanks but no thanks and begin to walk out the door of #2. She tells me to hold on (blocks the door). I then tell her that my "friend" - <insert SN for a senior member here> - [i]12^2[/i] recommended I make a return visit and I should see Michelle or Cherry. She said hold on. Went out and spoke with someone and came in all smiles and said that its all good and that they remember him fondly and if I'm with him - then its okay. =) She assured me a good time so I gave the house fee and went off to the shower.

I was hesitant still because again - she was older (35+) and not a spinner. Some of her identifiers - tatoo of a sun around her belly button, tatoo on her shoulder blade and her spoken english was very very very good - just to help you ID her.

Shower was good. Well scrubbed with attention paid to the required locations. She was very playfull so this was a plus.

Back in the room. Planted my donation under the cell phone on the book case. Back rub was very good and long. Off came the clothing and her body was what I expected - not great but not bad. Bolt ons (std) and she was in the intial stages of transformation from a nice looking K girl to...well....not. Just the initial stages though. So, onto the events. Back rub turned into full on bolt on assault. Almost AR (teasing), ball play, shaft play from behind. Fun. Flip side for more bolt on assault eventually leading to force feeding them to me. No complaints.

Now, how do I get to a 9 rating when the above doesn't lead to it. Her oral techniques are 100% fine tuned works of art. Best I've ever experienced in an AMP. She worked the balls over nicely as well as the bare shaft. Slipped the cover on and went to work. Sensed a near explosion left the shaft alone and went back to the boys for awhile. Then she began the CBJ again and offered up a pleasant suprise. Full on DT. (not the stinky stairs DT of past) but DT as in Linda Lovelace. She'd go down, hold it, do some crazy throat stuff and come up for air. She'd flip flop from boys to DT. Went to my standard stand up posture and had her continue on her knees. She finished me off with this stellar performance. Worth this trip to Laura for this experience.

She also boosted my ego by telling me I choked her and she needed a drink. LOL - not a chance I thought as it doesn't take a whole hecka lot of effort to DT this guy. Regardless, she came back - warm towel, cleaned me up and gave a small front massage. Got me dressed and awayyy I went. Standard house fee and std donation. If a DT CBJ and lots of ball play and sucking is your thing - this girl is sure to please.

Now - while I was there, there were at least 2 other mongers there. This was 3:30PM today. I heard you all in all your glory so post the fuck up.

I should also note I initially swung by Sun but too much LE activity going on at the center. Q: Where the fuck are all the K girl spinners who give up motivated AR sessions?

Everything above is fiction though and couldn't possibly be true because I was at work all day....

-Nova Guy-[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nova Guy]Stopped by for some [B]Olympic[/B] event training today.

Let me start by saying I give this dream a total 9 out of 10. Girl would get about a 6 though.

Was buzzed in and was asked ...
.
.
.
Everything above is fiction though and couldn't possibly be true because I was at work all day....

-Nova Guy-[/QUOTE]

Huh? What do you mean by 'std donation'?

[QUOTE=Junky11]Huh? What do you mean by 'std donation'?[/QUOTE]

DC Standard donation + house fee.

[QUOTE=Nova Guy]DC Standard donation + house fee.[/QUOTE]

whew! I thought he meant [i]std[/i]

I'm told that a certain hot spot in the shadow of Verizon is without water until Mon or Tues due to nearby construction or water main break.

Wow. Lots has changed since my last visit a year ago. RTFF & I realized most of the places I use to frequent were no more. Didn’t have very high expectations but picked out 1413 to visit. About a 10 block walk from my Hotel. Mamasan greeted me & asked about the weather & ushered me into a room & said " I bring you nice girl". Few minutes later in walked Nana. Cute & cheerful, nice body Ok face. TS was very good hit all the right spots. Declined the sauna & back to the room. Put the standard donation on the table & she never asked about it. Massage was good, I had traveled all day so it probable felt better than usual. Off to the main event she gets naked & rubs me head to toe with her body for awhile. Soon this led to AR & she stayed there for a good 5 minutes. Had me really going on the flip & almost lost it during the CBJ. My turn & I dined for a few minutes & then onto Mish. Never got any farther than that because she really had me revved up with the AR. Very nice girl. I am more optimistic about the rest of the week now.

Face – 7
Body – 8
TS – 8
Attitude - 9

Yup add them up and thats the amp I went to. Haven't been to this amp in awhile and thought with the lowly rating at other amps. Was gonna give this one a shot. Went up to the 2nd floor and got buzzed it. Mamason took me to the room and told me to sit and get comfortable. Then brings in 4 models all hotties. I drew Sugee. Nice tall skinny frame with enhanced see's. Took my hand and handed to the room. Collected 1. 4 (thats how this place is ran) and headed to TS. Water was kind of warm but not too cold. Washed all the areas and had a nice tug. Back to the room for a decent massage. Then a little AR but cbj. Not the greatest but got me up. Jumped on for some cowgirl, mish and finish doggy. Hot towel and I left happy. A bit quiet for my taste but she's better looking than most I have seen lately. Theres 3 other beautiful ladies there that I will have to sample.

301

Seniors or credible posters can pm for actual locations/specifics.

Met Coco at OK. Not much to add from Cabdriver52's description earlier except if you like a soapy long TS & nice big natural boobs she is worth seeing.

I had the pleasure of staying at the Crowne at 14 and K the other night. I didn't anticipate a spa visit because I was tired, yada yada, but it was RIGHT THERE, you know? Thought I would just go for a rub and tug.

Warm up at Archibalds was nice, but I think they charged me $8 for a draft. Cute girls.

One WSW walking around, cute smile a bit chubby, but her "manager" was obnoxious.

Downstairs to 1413. Standard mamasan welcome. Shows me to room. Very pretty in a girl-next-door way. That is if the girl next door speaks minimal english and is a cute asian girl. But not really showy if you know what I mean.

Table shower was fine, nothing beyond the standard. No sauna. Back to the room. Regular amateur massage, flip. She asks if I want to massage "there", I said yes. I asked if her dress could come off, she hesitated but off it came.

Very nice thin body. Clearly there was nothing but HR on the menu. She didn't ask, she didn't imply more. I was only looking for HR, but I sometimes pay more and explain that I like the body-to-body and all the rest but want the HR finish. This was just HR and no more. Because I was tired, I did finish for her, but she was accommodating, just not very talented. Hands roamed, thin nice body, small up top which I like.

Nice girl, just a very limited menu, don't know her name.

I had left my wallet on the table with a decent tip showing (no ccards or license or excess cash, just walking around funds). I didn't do an exact count, but I had the feeling it may have been lightened by about $40. $60 while in the TS. That isn't an accusation, just a feeling. I was taking cabs all over DC, so it's possible I spent more than I thought, but it felt a little light. When I started this hobby, I was always surprised that I never got ripped off. I guess that they know we talk.

1413 is still on my list. No complaints, just passing this along for information purposes. Don't know what to say about the menu, maybe if you know the mamasan and the code words and secret handshakes, you can ensure you get what you want. I usually take what I'm offered.

As for the funds, I would be interested if people keep a count and so forth.

Thanks