Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SamiSami;4722344]Really for me it fell into the "well, glad I tried that" category. I don't plan on doing it again. It was a lot of fun. My time was with Jezebel. I'll gladly return to see Jez, but I'm hairy as an ape and would rather not be so covered in gel. Just my $. 02.[/QUOTE]I had a body slide once from a young Latina and it was awesome. I definitely needed to shower when I was done. The only way I'm getting a Nuru is if I can watch the provider sanitize the Nuru mat and she provides a shower too.

[QUOTE=Benz1;4723012]I had a body slide once from a young Latina and it was awesome. I definitely needed to shower when I was done. The only way I'm getting a Nuru is if I can watch the provider sanitize the Nuru mat and she provides a shower too.[/QUOTE]What is the virus load in saliva?

[QUOTE=FoolNMoney;4722597]Somebody else once said " A fool and his money soon part" LOL. Something just not adding up here? She's outstanding, she's great, best ass in the business? LOL, some of you done bought the farm and still ain't getting no milk! She's probably had some suitors for the part time SD gig until they wise up. Probably why she is still looking! LOL, her game must get old quick! Some of why'all paying to rent a Cadillac and getting a Prius in return. Wise up, stop paying her ridiculous rates, there is better out there.[/QUOTE]The great rate debate.

If it is not for you or you would not do it that way, therefore others are fools.

This all started over a simple review.

What maybe better to someone may not be to me.

What is great to me may suck to you.

To each his own.

SOSDD.

Have a great day.

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;4719174]Her ad talks about the cookie jar. Any idea what that is all about and what is in the jar?[/QUOTE]Her cookie jar is a gift of pot cookies when finished.

[QUOTE=SlippingDog;4723138]What is the virus load in saliva?[/QUOTE]Interesting question, what is the virus load in saliva?

The answer is I decide who to swap spit with or whose juices I mix with.

Long before anyone was worrying about Covid19 I wouldn't want to get on a bed, table or Nuru mat without knowing that it has been cleaned and sanitized first.

It's about choice, I choose not to share sheets or anything else with other mongers.

I take a shower before each encounter. I'm positive my hygiene has created more BareBack BJ for me. I expect the same from providers that I'm sharing sheets with. That eliminates street walkers and high volume hustlers.

Low volume UTRs and car dates work best for me.

Always been a sanitary monger seeking same from providers. That's why I think it's worth it to visit Serenity and MissHunters home frequently for me.

Stay Safe and Sanitary.

Does anybody remember Annie? The one with the big boobs but lots of reports on being expensive. She is back to doing appointments at her residence or for outcalls. Would love to hear from those that have seen her. What's on the menu and just how high was her donation. I have digits for those that are interested.

[QUOTE=SlippingDog;4723152]The great rate debate.

If it is not for you or you would not do it that way, therefore others are fools.

This all started over a simple review.

What maybe better to someone may not be to me.

What is great to me may suck to you.

To each his own.

SOSDD.

Have a great day.[/QUOTE]Knock yourself on out then.

Forewarned is Forearmed.

Don't take it personal.

Or you can idc.

[QUOTE=SlippingDog;4723152]The great rate debate.

If it is not for you or you would not do it that way, therefore others are fools.

This all started over a simple review.

What maybe better to someone may not be to me.

What is great to me may suck to you.

To each his own.




SOSDD.

Have a great day.[/QUOTE]This sight is about information, some good, some bad! Do what you want with it. You had a great experience, sweet!

Nobody trying to take that from you. Is it possible some have not? I was contemplating seeing her, asked 2 of my boys that frequented.

Her and don't anymore. Trust these 2 with my life, the info they gave me kept me from making that bad choice.

Knowledge is power and somewhere in the middle lies the truth. My boys helped me, maybe I can help someone else.

There's a pattern there, go see her enough and maybe you see it, maybe not! LOL, you do you.

Peace out.

[QUOTE=FoolNMoney;4723724]Knock yourself on out then.

Forewarned is Forearmed.

Don't take it personal.

Or you can idc.[/QUOTE]A stitch in time saves nine.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Do not eat spinach with a stranger.

Opinions are like asshole, everyone has one.

I never take anything personal, especially in this world here.

You act as if I have said she is the greatest, or I be a white knight. Nope not I.

Just a review providing information good or bad.

I have had better and worst, Price has never been an indicator of either for me.

Some have asked why the higher price for the nuru and why a nuru.

Go to porn hub and taka a look when done like that lot of fun for me, yes I have had them just like that. Did I get the porn hub version? I did not nor was it expected.

I had a good time.

Posted a review of my time with that provider, based on that experience I will see her again. If anything changes I will review her again, than the I told you so will be abundant. So be it.

Peace out from me and my boys.

Have a great day.

Been reading for a while, finally decided to make a report. Based on the good reviews, went to see Ari the other day.

No problems setting up a time. Location was discrete.

Massage was very good and playful. Went topless on the flip, and had the most perfect set of fun bags that I have seen or felt in a long time.

The ending was darn near perfect, and I'm sure more was on the menu, but I did not partake. Look forward to visiting again.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/private-location-book-appointm/422281228300[/URL]

[QUOTE]$3. 33 each for cookies? A couple Thousand or more a month for a West Michigan Sugar Baby?[/QUOTE]I'm assuming that's actually 3 dollars and 33 cents for a pot cookie. I doubt she's using that as her income, although who knows, maybe there's a monger demand to help for a monthly mall-run and everyone's happy.

My issue is the whole NURU thing. It's a more sensual Experience that some guys adore. I'm not a fan of it given it's regular pricing out there, but I agree with a common view of a lot of guys: Try it once at some point if you never have, with the right gal who does it decent. Good to experience once, but generally not worth repeating for said price, unless it's your forte or something. I'd equate it to a guy who'd want to go out to dinner or bar with an escort prior to porking her silly. Sure, if it was a girl who I've seen before and was cool, and she suggested going out to grab a drink and something to eat (I'm buying) prior to getting busy, that's great. But me paying $120 just to do that, separately from the experience in the bedroom after? Ummm, no. BUT, some guys liking that dating experience who've never had that since the A-Team was on TV would enjoy it once in a while. I could see that. I could also see why other guys would be wasting their money and I'd tell them that. It's not a universal application, nor should it be assumed to be so.

[QUOTE=Benz1;4723635]Interesting question, what is the virus load in saliva?[/QUOTE]Considering they stuff a swab Deep inside your nose (but apparently are going to have it self-applied in drive-thrus so medical people don't have to handle it thus change outfits) -- probably not a Ton in general spit-when-you-talk, as tests are probably needing a lot to ride on to be as close to 100% sure as possible.

In general, equate it to her having a cold. You make out with a girl who's dying of a cold -- yeah, you'll get it. She's "getting over" a cold (still has it, is on OTC meds and seems generally OKish) -- you'll still likely get it if you're truly making out with her.

It's not low-end contagious. Saliva to other people's eyes, nose, lips obviously is how it transmits, with common pit-stops to objects it went to first, then by your hands, then to your inputs to absorb. The viral load would depend on what stage they are in, I'd imagine. Seems to spread Fast, though. Death rate increased about 2. 25 x every 3 days, since March 16th-28th. Same rate as infections, being the point. So spreading isn't slow. Hence the lock-downs.

Bottom line: At all costs, you can't catch a cold. Cold's going around town. You want to kiss a girl who's willing to kiss you (and other guys too), though. Don't do it, if you want to avoid a cold at the time, at all costs.

[QUOTE=SlippingDog;4724078]A stitch in time saves nine.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Do not eat spinach with a stranger.

Opinions are like asshole, everyone has one.

I never take anything personal, especially in this world here.

You act as if I have said she is the greatest, or I be a white knight. Nope not I.

Just a review providing information good or bad.

I have had better and worst, Price has never been an indicator of either for me.

Some have asked why the higher price for the nuru and why a nuru.

Go to porn hub and taka a look when done like that lot of fun for me, yes I have had them just like that. Did I get the porn hub version? I did not nor was it expected.

I had a good time.

Posted a review of my time with that provider, based on that experience I will see her again. If anything changes I will review her again, than the I told you so will be abundant. So be it.

Peace out from me and my boys.

Have a great day.[/QUOTE]You are the only one that brought up white knighting, hmmm if I didn't know better I might think you were calling me an asshole? LOL, you have your reasons, I've got my reasons too! Here's one for you. The majority of mongers on here have a SO that they would rather not have find out where or who they have been with. She talks too much about her other clients to the ones on the table! Not cool, not discreet, not professional. I don't want you or anybody to know who I am. Loose lips sink ships! Besides her rates, this was the biggest deterrent for me. Stacks appointments, I don't want to see you leaving as others probably don't want to see me waiting in the parking lot. Actually just how my boys figured out they were going to the same girl! I am not okay with that either! Just my. 02 cents, LOL.

[QUOTE=FoolNMoney;4725006]You are the only one that brought up white knighting, hmmm if I didn't know better I might think you were calling me an asshole? LOL, you have your reasons, I've got my reasons too! Here's one for you. The majority of mongers on here have a SO that they would rather not have find out where or who they have been with. She talks too much about her other clients to the ones on the table! Not cool, not discreet, not professional. I don't want you or anybody to know who I am. Loose lips sink ships! Besides her rates, this was the biggest deterrent for me. Stacks appointments, I don't want to see you leaving as others probably don't want to see me waiting in the parking lot. Actually just how my boys figured out they were going to the same girl! I am not okay with that either! Just my. 02 cents, LOL.[/QUOTE]This is refreshing, information that is not based on price or perceived value now that will be helpful.

Thank you.

Have a nice day.

I don't think it's fair or useful to talk about rates / prices especially while bashing the provider for what she thinks is the best for her. We all can see or find out what the cost is and any extras that are on the menu so no need to dive into that. Plus we all have different views on what is "too much. " Let everyone be the judge for themselves how they spend their money. $250 to someone is a completely different value compared to what another person might think. I know people who spend that much on lunches / dinners on a given day and don't think twice. Stick to sharing useful information!

[QUOTE=Darko9;4725386]I don't think it's fair or useful to talk about rates / prices especially while bashing the provider for what she thinks is the best for her. We all can see or find out what the cost is and any extras that are on the menu so no need to dive into that. Plus we all have different views on what is "too much. " Let everyone be the judge for themselves how they spend their money. $250 to someone is a completely different value compared to what another person might think. I know people who spend that much on lunches / dinners on a given day and don't think twice. Stick to sharing useful information![/QUOTE]If I'm reading this correctly, you are saying no one should offer opinions as to value (to them) of a provider, just state what her rate is? And there should be no discussion of value or opinion of value, even if a specific provider is not mentioned, in regards to whether a particular service is worth X amount of dollars? And the reason for this is because different people have different definitions of value and / or have different amounts of money available to them? If I read that right, then all I can say is the value of the discussion would be significantly diminished. But it WOULD be a providers dream if there was no discussion of value!

Every Monger should know as much as possible. Rates and menu and whether or not it's all a good value! That's why this Board exists!

[QUOTE=Blackfire;4725478]If I'm reading this correctly, you are saying no one should offer opinions as to value (to them) of a provider, just state what her rate is? And there should be no discussion of value or opinion of value, even if a specific provider is not mentioned, in regards to whether a particular service is worth X amount of dollars? And the reason for this is because different people have different definitions of value and / or have different amounts of money available to them? If I read that right, then all I can say is the value of the discussion would be significantly diminished. But it WOULD be a providers dream if there was no discussion of value![/QUOTE]I think by providing enough details of your experience and rate / tip is enough for someone to decide if that is worth the price. We are all looking for something different and have own opinions respectfully as well as YMMV. Simply saying that someone charges too much or is not worth the price, is what I'm saying doesn't help anyone. Hope that clears it up, stay safe out there.

[QUOTE=Darko9;4726081]I think by providing enough details of your experience and rate / tip is enough for someone to decide if that is worth the price. We are all looking for something different and have own opinions respectfully as well as YMMV. Simply saying that someone charges too much or is not worth the price, is what I'm saying doesn't help anyone. Hope that clears it up, stay safe out there.[/QUOTE]True it is based on someone's opinion on whether or not the value is worth it but if a provider is offering 250 for a massage with no FS or other extras, a majority of us would say it's not worth it. The board is here for honest reviews so we can help the not so experienced lurkers out there. If a lurker sees what the going rate is and decides to go for the higher priced then that's their choice. However, we shouldn't pretend that these high rate GPS is the normal rate because then all the providers will raise their rates because we aren't informing newbies that this isn't the right prices. For gods sake if you're paying anything over 200 your cock better be in her mouth and pussy. No girl is ever worth that much just because she's "quality". You know what quality is? A girl that takes her time, cares about your needs, and doesn't over charge. I have taken a break from escorts / mps and went back to SA because that's where real quality is. I had 5 sugar baby dates the past week and total for all was 400 and I fucked all them multiple hours and they were between 21-24 with nicer bodies and tighter kitties than anyone in the escort / mp game. So don't say its quality when it's just overpriced pussy.

Newbie tip- Tip only what you think the service is worth. Don't fall for the minimum amount or up sell bullshit. Be ready to do it yourself and not tip. If you want to see high priced providers who don't put out then that's up to you but if you want to get your dick wet then check out an escort for a better deal.

[QUOTE=MrHandy;4724395]Been reading for a while, finally decided to make a report. Based on the good reviews, went to see Ari the other day.

No problems setting up a time. Location was discrete.

Massage was very good and playful. Went topless on the flip, and had the most perfect set of fun bags that I have seen or felt in a long time.

The ending was darn near perfect, and I'm sure more was on the menu, but I did not partake. Look forward to visiting again.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/private-location-book-appointm/422281228300[/URL][/QUOTE]Thank you for the "Massage Parlor Report"!

I was starting to wonder if I was in the wrong spot!

Stay safe guys.

Two track.

Yes, the girl can charge whatever she thinks she is worth. And yes, you can pay whatever you think is reasonable. But we definitely should be discussing rates and our opinions of them on this forum because this is for us mongers. And what a girl charges compared to her looks and service does matter.

[QUOTE=Darko9;4725386]I don't think it's fair or useful to talk about rates / prices especially while bashing the provider for what she thinks is the best for her. We all can see or find out what the cost is and any extras that are on the menu so no need to dive into that. Plus we all have different views on what is "too much. " Let everyone be the judge for themselves how they spend their money. $250 to someone is a completely different value compared to what another person might think. I know people who spend that much on lunches / dinners on a given day and don't think twice. Stick to sharing useful information![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4726062]Every Monger should know as much as possible. Rates and menu and whether or not it's all a good value! That's why this Board exists![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Monger01;4726346]Yes, the girl can charge whatever she thinks she is worth. And yes, you can pay whatever you think is reasonable. But we definitely should be discussing rates and our opinions of them on this forum because this is for us mongers. And what a girl charges compared to her looks and service does matter.[/QUOTE]Totally, there is a lot of great information here provided by the reviews. Have definitely helped me in the past and thankful for that!

Can someone share information on her please? Can't find a name.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/need-some-afternoon-relaxati/721999335338[/URL]

Does anyone know if you can get more at the Asian massage places love to have a dram with an Asian.

[QUOTE=Darko9;4726431]Totally, there is a lot of great information here provided by the reviews. Have definitely helped me in the past and thankful for that!

Can someone share information on her please? Can't find a name.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/need-some-afternoon-relaxati/721999335338[/URL][/QUOTE]There is way better options out there!

Not much of a massage or ending.

She is very proud of her chest though.

Stay safe!

Two track.

[QUOTE=WanToBe;4726436]Does anyone know if you can get more at the Asian massage places love to have a dram with an Asian.[/QUOTE]All the AMPs are closed until the state of Michigan lets them reopen. I contacted 2 of my favorites to see if they would sneak me in the employee entrance and got firm NOs! They are afraid of fines, license issues and the virus.

[QUOTE=MrHandy;4724395]Been reading for a while, finally decided to make a report. Based on the good reviews, went to see Ari the other day.

No problems setting up a time. Location was discrete.

Massage was very good and playful. Went topless on the flip, and had the most perfect set of fun bags that I have seen or felt in a long time.

The ending was darn near perfect, and I'm sure more was on the menu, but I did not partake. Look forward to visiting again.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/private-location-book-appointm/422281228300[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for the review. She looks nice. What was the damage?

Did a few searches in USA but cannot find recent info on this one. She looks familiar though. I'm waiting it out until 4/14 but wanted to do a little research in the meantime. Thanks in advance.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/greatbody-rubsmassage-deliver/331655572362[/URL]

I'd pay extra for you to keep your shirt on but I bet you'd make good money now doing haircuts. I'm weeks overdo for one.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;4221471]I've been a barber in Holland since 1981. I now lease a chair on the South side. I'll do a topless haircut. Just pay for the haircut. The topless is on me!

The haircut will be fantastic The topless, not so much.[/QUOTE]

I've always wondered, when ladies say they "screen all new clients" what exactly is that process? I'm sure it's different with each provider but what is the pretty standard way it's done? All this quarantine time at home has me pondering this question along with how busy this place has been the last week or so.

[QUOTE=DerickSaunders;4727738]I've always wondered, when ladies say they "screen all new clients" what exactly is that process? I'm sure it's different with each provider but what is the pretty standard way it's done? All this quarantine time at home has me pondering this question along with how busy this place has been the last week or so.[/QUOTE]For me the only screening question I have been asked is if I was friends with Benz. After getting a password from Benz the girls would see me.

[QUOTE=Star1967;4727528]Did a few searches in USA but cannot find recent info on this one. She looks familiar though. I'm waiting it out until 4/14 but wanted to do a little research in the meantime. Thanks in advance.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/greatbody-rubsmassage-deliver/331655572362[/URL][/QUOTE]This is for an agency and they post daily on all the STG cities. Also have been using the same damn pictures for years.

[QUOTE=Star1967;4727528]Did a few searches in USA but cannot find recent info on this one. She looks familiar though. I'm waiting it out until 4/14 but wanted to do a little research in the meantime. Thanks in advance.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/greatbody-rubsmassage-deliver/331655572362[/URL][/QUOTE]I think you are going to be waiting much longer than 4/14. No way Whitmer is going to open up the state that early. Good luck.

[QUOTE=MikeYepthatsm;4727708]I'd pay extra for you to keep your shirt on but I bet you'd make good money now doing haircuts. I'm weeks overdo for one.[/QUOTE]Pay extra to leave your shirt on. That's the funniest thing I've read here in a long time.

[QUOTE=GRDiver;4726277]True it is based on someone's opinion on whether or not the value is worth it but if a provider is offering 250 for a massage with no FS or other extras, a majority of us would say it's not worth it. The board is here for honest reviews so we can help the not so experienced lurkers out there. If a lurker sees what the going rate is and decides to go for the higher priced then that's their choice. However, we shouldn't pretend that these high rate GPS is the normal rate because then all the providers will raise their rates because we aren't informing newbies that this isn't the right prices. For gods sake if you're paying anything over 200 your cock better be in her mouth and pussy. No girl is ever worth that much just because she's "quality". You know what quality is? A girl that takes her time, cares about your needs, and doesn't over charge. I have taken a break from escorts / mps and went back to SA because that's where real quality is. I had 5 sugar baby dates the past week and total for all was 400 and I fucked all them multiple hours and they were between 21-24 with nicer bodies and tighter kitties than anyone in the escort / mp game. So don't say its quality when it's just overpriced pussy.

Newbie tip- Tip only what you think the service is worth. Don't fall for the minimum amount or up sell bullshit. Be ready to do it yourself and not tip. If you want to see high priced providers who don't put out then that's up to you but if you want to get your dick wet then check out an escort for a better deal.[/QUOTE]Well said! And don't look now, but in kzoo and GR STG you can get a free mask with your overpriced pussy. So many things wrong here! But hey, if you make it to your 10th visit without getting the Kung Flu, you can pick a prize from the cookie jar! LOL. I am taking a break till all this blows over! Be smart and stay safe!

[QUOTE=Arish;4727773]For me the only screening question I have been asked is if I was friends with Benz. After getting a password from Benz the girls would see me.[/QUOTE]And that is probably the best kept secret on here LOL. I'd honestly have no idea how to get that.

[QUOTE=Connskod;4727832]I think you are going to be waiting much longer than 4/14. No way Whitmer is going to open up the state that early. Good luck.[/QUOTE]This is what you are looking at for the earliest opening. Probably will be later. Good luck.

[QUOTE=ServeTheCurve;4712194]Had the chance to see Layla this week, been meaning to ever since I realized she was back at Serenity, much more convenient for me. Added bonus, sinks with hot water, antibacterial soap, plenty of fresh towels, and Ladies who take the extra time to make sure EVERYTHING is disinfected after each client, seemed to be a pretty thorough process.

And Layla, well she's Layla, hasn't changed much, those who have seen her know, those who haven't, do yourself a favor, she's a wild ride.

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/need-to-relax-come-see-layla-n/255931555248[/URL][/QUOTE]Serenity may be closed but layla is open if you're looking. Always worth it imo.

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/need-to-relax-come-see-layla-n/363008443495[/URL]

[QUOTE=Star1967;4727528]Did a few searches in USA but cannot find recent info on this one. She looks familiar though. I'm waiting it out until 4/14 but wanted to do a little research in the meantime. Thanks in advance.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/greatbody-rubsmassage-deliver/331655572362[/URL][/QUOTE]Not worth your time or money. Old pictures, been using them for years. She is closer to 50!! Heavier in person then the pictures. Think she is part of the group of providers that do the bait and switch in GR.

[QUOTE=Randy2018;4728777]Serenity may be closed but layla is open if you're looking. Always worth it imo.

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/need-to-relax-come-see-layla-n/363008443495[/URL][/QUOTE]Are these ladies (Layla) working out of Serenity still or a private location? Is there a back entrance or more discrete way other than the from door. Worries about being out and about and caught.

[QUOTE=Darko9;4729031]Are these ladies (Layla) working out of Serenity still or a private location? Is there a back entrance or more discrete way other than the from door. Worries about being out and about and caught.[/QUOTE]I haven't left my apartment in 9 days. Finally went out today to grocery shop. I was amazed at the amount of people out and about (Battle Creek). It looked like business as usual. I wouldn't worry about being "caught" unless you were doing something obvious like cruising the stroll.

[QUOTE=Darko9;4729031]Are these ladies (Layla) working out of Serenity still or a private location? Is there a back entrance or more discrete way other than the from door. Worries about being out and about and caught.[/QUOTE]No Serenity is not open.

If a provider is advertising, call or text them.