The Massholes

And I wasn't taking shots at you when I said "assholes out here". Idc if people talk shit and have fun man. It's all in good fun bro. You're a cool monger too. I've spoken to you a long time ago on pm messages. I'm Matty Mayhem. Matty1169. That's why I made the stupid comment of causing Matty Mayhem. It was just meant in good fun, that's all. To say who I am. You and Acknowledge have both always posted good stuff of escorts, that are valuable. Meaning they're good Reports. Whether they were warnings or Posts of good times with girls.

I am % infinite and beyond, not him. And maybe I'm wrong I don't know who he is, I just thought his posts / content writing, that it seemed similar to another old member. I very well could be wrong.

I think it's funny LOL the banter on this Forum and let's keep up the great Shit Talk.

[QUOTE=JohnnySpades;6861843]And I wasn't taking shots at you when I said "assholes out here". Idc if people talk shit and have fun man. It's all in good fun bro. You're a cool monger too. I've spoken to you a long time ago on pm messages.[b] I'm Matty Mayhem. [i]Matty1169.[/i][/b] That's why I made the stupid comment of causing Matty Mayhem. It was just meant in good fun, that's all. To say who I am. You and Acknowledge have both always posted good stuff of escorts, that are valuable. Meaning they're good Reports. Whether they were warnings or Posts of good times with girls.

I am % infinite and beyond, not him. And maybe I'm wrong I don't know who he is, I just thought his posts / content writing, that it seemed similar to another old member. I very well could be wrong.

I think it's funny LOL the banter on this Forum and let's keep up the great Shit Talk.[/QUOTE]So Johnny, you get BANNED as Matty1169 and admit in the above post that you resurrected as JohnnySpades?

LMFAO I lost my life in CT, I got slain by the Great One. The A to the 2 J. But I deserved it and accept it man. You and Matti's are both geniuses too. You've warned others to stay away from bad ripoffs escorts and I respect all your posts. Most you guys posts, they do consist of good reports about these dams $els in Distress. And I appreciate ya's, so don't the Army and the Navy.

[QUOTE=JohnnySpades;6862022]You and Matti's are both geniuses too.[/QUOTE]LOL! What? Thank you bro for a good laugh.

[QUOTE=JohnnySpades;6861843]And I wasn't taking shots at you when I said "assholes out here". Idc if people talk shit and have fun man. It's all in good fun bro. You're a cool monger too. I've spoken to you a long time ago on pm messages. I'm Matty Mayhem. Matty1169. That's why I made the stupid comment of causing Matty Mayhem. It was just meant in good fun, that's all. To say who I am. You and Acknowledge have both always posted good stuff of escorts, that are valuable. Meaning they're good Reports. Whether they were warnings or Posts of good times with girls.

I am % infinite and beyond, not him. And maybe I'm wrong I don't know who he is, I just thought his posts / content writing, that it seemed similar to another old member. I very well could be wrong.

I think it's funny LOL the banter on this Forum and let's keep up the great Shit Talk.[/QUOTE]Gotcha bro. No biggy one way or the other. Peace man.

Guys amazing high end pros work the back bay bars boy did I see some fancy ladies, I can't afford LOL. (night lite) new fav beer check it out fellas. I like the owl.

I appreciate you brothas. And if it wasn't for this particular Forum, or Site in general, Life would be kinda boring. It's fun to read up on the Reports. Whether it be a back and forth fight or a good or negative review / post, on one of these damsels in distress. It's very cool either way and I'm happy this Site is here for us. For at our reading / viewing pleasures.

For real though can everyone agree that Dannymn is one of the stupidest and most useless members to come along in a long while? He's offered virtually no useful information to the board, about 98% of his posts are questions, and some of the questions are fucking stupid.

Andir (AKA Cheezefist).

We have talked about this before, please post from your main handle. Posting from your puppet accounts confuses the new guys.

Thanks pal!

BTG.

[QUOTE=GaryG;6870760]For real though can everyone agree that Dannymn is one of the stupidest and most useless members to come along in a long while? He's offered virtually no useful information to the board, about 98% of his posts are questions, and some of the questions are fucking stupid.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BunnyMeat;6870372]Wow, that's amazingly cheap for this place. It's like 100 less than for anyone else, assuming that you were talking about FS. What is the name of this generous woman?[/QUOTE]

Still not sure — is Billy crazy or just plain stupid? Inclined to think it's a combination of age-related cognitive impairments and his inherent dumbness. Billy, your post as TheBoobHound about paying 200 in total (including the house fee) at 32 in Watertown for "excellent service" is a complete fabrication. You would be lucky to get just a handy with a limited roaming at this shop for that much.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6870878]BTG.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, the Bullshit Trans Gopher (BTG) strikes again.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6870878]We have talked about this before, please post from your main handle. Posting from your puppet accounts confuses the new guys.[/QUOTE]Yes, it does. You should follow your own advice before asking others to do the same.

I share my quirky thoughts on here, I'm not starting a fight. I think GaryG is wiseass other account.

[QUOTE=MaxWalker86;6872192]I share my quirky thoughts on here, I'm not starting a fight. I think GaryG is wiseass other account.[/QUOTE]I think you are right.

[QUOTE=GaryG;6870760]For real though can everyone agree that Dannymn is one of the stupidest and most useless members to come along in a long while? He's offered virtually no useful information to the board, about 98% of his posts are questions, and some of the questions are fucking stupid.[/QUOTE]Dear Andir (CheezeFist) super sorry you lost another account. Shit, how many are you up to? By my count way over ten but probably more.

What is more shocking is Frog got banned as well. I never saw that coming, always thought he was a good guy, shocked he was one of your Puppets.

I knew this faggot, also known TheBoobHound, for a long time. Kind of forgot about him but he reminded me about his existence by the fabricated recent post about 32 in Watertown. I got curious what he was up to lately, so I looked at his posts. And oh my, that's some crazy shit. Here are the locations of his last 50 posts, one by one, without any edits:

Boston.

Northern Virginia.

Worcester.

Boston.

Philadelphia.

Northern Virginia.

Queens, NYC.

Northern Virginia.

Northern Virginia.

Queens, NYC.

Queens, NYC.

Norwalk, CT.

New Haven.

New Haven.

Miami.

Miami.

Miami.

Miami.

Miami.

Miami.

Oral Sex (not a location obviously, just some trivial idiotic stuff about blow jobs).

Miami.

Miami.

Miami.

Lowell.

Hartford.

Vernon, CT.

Tacoma, Washington State.

Worcester.

Stamford.

Queens, NYC.

Hartford.

Hartford.

New Haven.

Boston.

Miami.

Boston.

Worcester.

Boston.

Hartford.

Vernon.

Worcester.

Hartford.

Boston.

Central Jersey.

Vernon.

Vernon.

New Haven.

Springfield.

The geography is stunning. It probably means something — one possibility is that the dude just makes up "reports" for different locations to increase the posts count. Could be something else. Please, explain this to me if you can.

By the way if you still don't know that, TheBoobHound is Billy's "serious reviews" account. The dude is mad.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6873491]Dear .[/QUOTE]Billy, we both know that GaryG was banned because it was Wiseass on another account and the administrator promised to ban all dumbass's accounts when those are identified. Didn't know about FrogPilot being gone but I guess his ban fits what I said above.

Someone I know brought up semen retention I told him yah no big deal I can hold it in for a month I've done it many times, do I feel any better idk maybe?
I googled it for the first time it shows it can be a good thing.
To me the mainstream advice tug on your prick often is good for the prostate or something like that doesn't make sense to me?

[QUOTE=Andir;6873826]Billy, we both know that GaryG was banned because it was Wiseass on another account and the administrator promised to ban all dumbass's accounts when those are identified. Didn't know about FrogPilot being gone but I guess his ban fits what I said above.[/QUOTE]Curious how would an account be identified? GaryG and FrogPilot were not Wiseass.

[QUOTE=Sounds;6880850]Curious how would an account be identified? GaryG and FrogPilot were not Wiseass.[/QUOTE]Hey old man! How's life in Worcester. You are correct about FrogPilot — so he was unbanned.

[QUOTE=Andir;6880916]How's life in Worcester.[/QUOTE]Awesome as always!

Tranny Fucker Mattis strikes again! This sick fuck will do anything to quench his urge for man meat.

So, this homo posts about a guy giving homo waxes to gays like MaGoo:

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6891217][URL]https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/bts/d/woburn-wax-specialist-for-men-please/7742905304.html[/URL]

[b]She's[/b] been around for a long time and was doing men waxing way before a lot of these spas even offered it. Her business started in Malden and moved towards Woburn where she stopped seeing clients for awhile due to COVID. She has a strong personality and constantly reminds you that she has a "wife" and the whole conversation during the session is about her "wife". OK, I get it that you don't offer extras and she reminds the readers in both her website and in her ad.

As far as service, amazing! Clean and quick. Before you know it, you're cleaned up and out the door. She recently started posting again post COVID. The old Winthrop lady (now Revere) is unreliable now, considering also that she doesn't provide the finale anymore. She's a bit far in Woburn. Maybe not far for most of you. But a pain for me. I may consider Cida in Everett as she offers waxing service.

Until then, enjoy the weather.[/QUOTE][B]This part is important: Mattis had to be on Craigslist reading this add and then copy and pasted the link.[/B]

He gets called out for being a sick fuck for wanting his ball sac waxed by a dude:

[QUOTE=FlynNY56;6893289][b]Why are you saying "she" when the ad clearly states it's a [u][i]male[/i][/u][/b]?

By Appointment Only****Monday through Saturday ([red]Im a male[/red] and I dont do massages ! I am Wax Professional only !!!)[/QUOTE]Realizing his sick tendencies to want cock has been called out again he tries to say he screwed up and posted the wrong link:

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6893447]Sorry, wrong link.

[URL]https://bodywaxingbykelly.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]Complete fucking nonsense! So this moron wants us to believe that he was posting about Kelly, who has never been mentioned, discussed, reviewed etc, but coincidentally was reviewing a guys craigslist ad that offers waxing of the ball sack and scrotum fo homos like Mattis and post that link by mistake? Getthefuckouttahere with that bullshit you homo!

Oh, spoiler alert: If you Google the number listed by the guy in the CL ad it leads to Kelly! Bahahaha.

[QUOTE=Andir;6595615]Is this noob Dannymn for real? This know-nothing faggot is lecturing people on the board on how they should write posts!

Dude, when you say that you pay 90 for the massage in Belmont, you meant 70 for the massage and 20 as a tip without any extras? I think you are very confused. I could go to Massage Envy if I needed a real massage without anyone doing anything with my junk.

Went back a few pages and couldn't find anyone mentioning 140 all inclusive at 558. You mentioned that you wanted a BJ. Doesn't it mean that you expected a BJ for 70 (70 house and 70 for the deed). Aren't you a dumb fuck? I think you are.[/QUOTE]Fuck you mother fucker you pimp of some asian prostitutes. I will pay you whatever you want if you let me fuck your daughter you old hag. Fuck off you bastard.

[QUOTE=Dannymn;6895561]Fuck you mother fucker you pimp of some asian prostitutes. I will pay you whatever you want if you let me fuck your daughter you old hag. Fuck off you bastard.[/QUOTE]Suddenly decided to respond to my 8 month-old post? OKay, well, that's interesting. Can't wait to see what you are going to say next. But I already have a pretty good idea who you are.

[QUOTE=Dannymn;6895561]I will pay you whatever you want if you let me fuck your daughter you old hag.[/QUOTE]What a pathetic piece of shit. I thought the female dresser BillyBaloney was bad. This loser certainly tops it.

[QUOTE=Andir;6895622]Suddenly decided to respond to my 8 month-old post? OKay, well, that's interesting.[/QUOTE]That's because it's difficult for cowards to maintain multiple accounts.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6894119]Mattis strikes again![/QUOTE]Thanks for reading, you are my most loyal and obedient fan. I will include a free gift if you hit the Subscribe button.

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6896043]Thanks for reading, you are my most loyal and obedient fan. I will include a free gift if you hit the Subscribe button.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6894119][b][red]Tranny Fucker Mattis strikes again![/red][/b] [u]This sick fuck will do anything to quench his urge for man meat.[/u]

So, this homo posts about a guy giving homo waxes to gays like MaGoo:

[B]This part is important: Mattis had to be on Craigslist reading this add and then copy and pasted the link.[/B]

He gets called out for being a sick fuck for wanting his ball sac waxed by a dude:

Realizing his sick tendencies to want cock has been called out again he tries to say he screwed up and posted the wrong link:

Complete fucking nonsense! So this moron wants us to believe that he was posting about Kelly, who has never been mentioned, discussed, reviewed etc, but coincidentally was reviewing a guys craigslist ad that offers waxing of the ball sack and scrotum fo homos like Mattis and post that link by mistake? Getthefuckouttahere with that bullshit you homo!

Oh, spoiler alert: If you Google the number listed by the guy in the CL ad it leads to Kelly! Bahahaha.[/QUOTE]I fixed it for you ([B][red]see bold red above[/red][/B]).

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6896318]I fixed it for you.[/QUOTE]I didn't misquoted you. Sorry, if you're too stupid to understand. Apparently, therapy isn't helping. We can play this game again and maybe, I might make 4,000 before the end of the year. Your move my loyal and obedient friend.

You really are fucking stupid. Let's start with your most recent post:

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6897263]I didn't [b]misquoted[/b] you. .[/QUOTE]So you "didn't misquoted me"? Fucking moron.

But that is the tip of the iceberg.

So I scorch you for admitting and posting that you get your ball sac waxed by a man. Just typing that makes me feel ill. Here's the thing, Danny jumps on Massholes and posts about Andir. Few more posts and my perfect post on your disgusting ball waxing is getting closer to being bumped to page two. A smart guy might put up a few Massholes posts about ANYTHING other than that. But being a moron you need to have the last word so I remind the board again about you being a tranny fucking, gay ball waxing degenerate. And what do you do?

Post about me again, like a moron knowing that your gay ball waxing makes it back to the top of the page.

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6891217][URL]https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/bts/d/woburn-wax-specialist-for-men-please/7742905304.html[/URL]

[b](S)he's [/b]been around for a long time and was doing men waxing way before a lot of these spas even offered it. He(r)business started in Malden and moved towards Woburn where she stopped seeing clients for awhile due to COVID.
[b]As far as service, amazing! Clean and quick. Before you know it, you're cleaned up and out the door. [/b].[/QUOTE]And Flyn pointing out to the board that you got your ball sac waxed by a dude:

[QUOTE=FlynNY56;6893289][b]Why are you saying "she" when the ad clearly states it's a male?[/b]

[i][b]By Appointment Only****Monday through Saturday [red](I'm a male[/red] and I dont do massages ! I am Wax Professional only !!!)[/b][/i][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6897263] We can play this game again and maybe, .[/QUOTE]Ok, more than happy to keep posting about your admission to being a homo and letting a man wax your ball sac LMFAO.

So we all know that Mike "WongMichael" Tranny fucker Mattis is into guys. The major problem is that he claims to fuck girls too so there is a cross pollination problem that I outlined here:

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6820205].

Hey Magoo, saw this post by you:

So yeah, HIV and Syphilis are pretty serious and the state wants to make sure they contain any outbreaks. Lucky for me and most hetro guys on the board there is little to be worried about as [b]both mostly happen during male to male sex. Why I bring this up is based on your self admitted history with tranny's pre ops and post-ops you are what is considered a high risk. Get tested buddy and maybe lay off the cock.[/b][/QUOTE]Stay safe Hetro friends.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6898328]You really are fucking stupid.[/QUOTE]Yes, thank you for sharing your stupidity with the rest of the board. The entire board already knows, including A2. LMFAO.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6898328]keep posting about your admission to being a homo[/QUOTE]Yes, keep posting your self admission of being a Homo. Hugs and Kisses.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6898328]Dumbest guy on the board[/QUOTE]Yes, you've already proven time and time again that you are the most dumbest "person" on the board.

[QUOTE]Deleted by Admin - This report was deleted because the content of the report was [u]pointless[/u], [u]unproductive[/u] [u]drama[/u].[/QUOTE]Thank you very much for reminding us.

I haven't posted in while but I felt like going on a short rant. One of my favs in Revere was shut down a couple months ago, and it was the last of the 100 FS providers. Now the prices are all over the place. Some mongers are paying 120 for a BJ, and others are getting FS for 100. And that from the same provider. This inconsistency is driving me crazy. I miss when I knew what I was getting before I showed up. I miss when if a provider tried to upsell me, I could talk to the mamasan and she would sort her out. I don't mind paying a little more, but I want to know what the fuck is on the menu. I used to think that if prostitution was legal the prices would go up, but the prices are going up anyway, so fuck it, legalize it. Thant's my rant.

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6898566] you are [b]the most dumbest [/b]"person" on the board.

[/QUOTE]Serious question, are you retarded? Asking for a friend.

So, since you insist on keeping this going lets look way back about when you first started posting about your love of men / trannys / post-ops.

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;5185399]Charges a good amount. [b][u]My experience[/u] with post[/b] is that it feels completely different than a real one. With or without a rubber. Once you're in, you'll notice a weird difference. Definitely a bucket list if anyone is into that. If (s)he's a fully post, you shouldn't see a difference, maybe the voice, big hands and feet. And of course, the hole. [/QUOTE]Tomorrow I can re-post your adventures with Ladyboy Alexis, you know in case the new guys are unaware of you fucking LadyBoys and post ops or in your words "transitioned".

Do you guys ever notice that I always provide evidence, often TrannyFuckerMattis's own words, and he has never provided a shred of evidence on any of the things he accuses me of?

Billy, why are so concerned with Mattis's sexual purity? Seriously, who would give a fuck (besides you, Billy) whom Mattis fucked and whom he didn't. Take it easy Billy — Mattis is not competing with you. I have never seen anything coming from him which would indicate that is he into the golden showers providers. Billy, your urine-soaked niche is safe. No worries!

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6899657]are you retarded[/QUOTE]Yes, you are retarded. Thank you my friend. You continue to expose your idiocy with the board. Let's hear more of it.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6899657]So, since you insist on keeping this going ...[/QUOTE]Hey, you started it, I didn't piss on your garden or knock over your mailbox. You just can't help it as you love reading my posts. Let me remind you what A2 said to you:

[QUOTE]I deleted this post because YOU are the one starting the shit not him ... YOU are creating the conflict, not him.[/QUOTE]Feel free to stop. But shit, you just can't help it can you? I wait for your next bullshit rant.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6899657]Do you guys ever notice that I always provide evidence[/QUOTE]Did anyone of the "guys" respond to your posts? Didn't think so. Everyone here is interested in fucking quality pussy. They are not interested in you and they are definitely not into men or "other types" of people like you are. Sorry buddy.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6899657]Asking for a friend.[/QUOTE]Good luck with that buddy. You're going to need it.

[QUOTE=Andir;6899773]Billy, why are so concerned with Mattis's sexual purity? Seriously, who would give a fuck (besides you, Billy) whom Mattis fucked and whom he didn't. Take it easy Billy Mattis is not competing with you. I have never seen anything coming from him which would indicate that is he into the golden showers providers. Billy, your urine-soaked niche is safe. No worries![/QUOTE]Everywhere in life has a Rat and BillyBaloney is it. The grand old shit of the forum since early 2010. You don't have an account for this long without being a snitch. This pathetic stalker has more apples in it's ass than a teacher's pet.

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6900331]Everywhere in life has a Rat and BillyBaloney is it. The grand old shit of the forum since early 2010. You don't have an account for this long without being a snitch. This pathetic stalker has more apples in its ass than a teacher's pet.[/QUOTE]Bro, Billy is not a teacher's (admin's) pet. It seems that he is barely tolerated. Why do you think he posts pretty much exclusively here (with a few rare exceptions)?

For years I have been stumped by why would Andir, AKA (Cheezefist, OlGary, Trickster, NewbieStyles, OldTimerMA and more) be associated with the biggest joke on the board TrannyFuckerMattis?

It really makes no sense, Mattis is a retard, limited education, no "game", filthy street meat fucker and more. Andir / Cheezefist is none of those. While he is a mean vindictive sociopath he is mildly smart, semi knowledgeable and educated.

So what's the connection?

Fucking Post Ops is their common ground and apparently it is a strong one!

We all know about TrannyFuckerMattis's obsession with men touching him and his love of Alexis when she was pre and then post. But buried back in 2018/19 Andir (posting from Cheeze and Trickster) was obsessed with fucking Sarah from linden, a confirmed post op.

I will admit it is kind of cute how these two post op fuckers have bonded in their hatred of me! LMAO.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;6900683]We all know about TrannyFuckerMattis's obsession with men touching him and his love of Alexis when she was pre and then post. But buried back in 2018/19 Andir (posting from Cheeze and Trickster) was obsessed with fucking Sarah from linden, a confirmed post op.

I will admit it is kind of cute how these two post op fuckers have bonded in their hatred of me! LMAO.[/QUOTE]That's hilarious, some funny shit right here! Billy, you retarded motherfucker, you yourself fucked Sarah numerous times. I still have those DMs from Jack (you) describing the fuck sessions with Sarah. There is nothing wrong with fucking Sarah as half of the board veterans did it. But still. Billy, to resolve this, just post: I am not Jack617 and I have never posted from the Jack617 account.

Just follow my example, you demented motherfucker. I am not OlGary and I have never posted from the OlGary account.

Listen, for years you keep making unsubstantiated accusations about me.

Moving forward:

If you think I have a pee obsession please post something, anything, that supports that.

If you think I am another handle please post something, anything, that supports that.

If you think I have fucked Sarah please post something, anything, that supports that.

Post anything, notes I sent, emails, texts, PM's, telegrams, smoke signals. Anything.

We both know you can't because at the end of the day you are a fucking fraud.