Massage Parlor Reports

11th report.

This report is about Pink, the provider in Centreville, Il off Route 3. Go to door and Pink greets me & takes me by the hand to the backroom of a rather rundown looking parlor. The room that she provides the massage in is ok, but it puts you in the mind of an unfinished basement in a very old house. Pink is about 5'2-5'3, 125-135lbs, B cup ta-taas. For a visual think of any stereotypical asian fun girl from any movie you've seen over the years and thats her. Paid $40. On the back Pink gives the BEST massage I've received from any provider and from any legit massage parlor. She does this thing where she gets behind you kneeling on the table, tells you to relax your head while she puts one hand on top of your head & her other hand underneath your jaw, and snaps your neck! It took me by surprise, but it felt good! She also popped my back as well! She pays a lot of attention to the boys while on your stomach. On the flip she asks what was I looking for. I told her just the HE would be sufficient. Lots of oil leads to a very slurpy HE. I would repeat just for the massage, but per previous reports on this site, Pink has had many unprotected customer experiences. If you want a great massage with a HE & more on the table, this is your choice. The building she operates out of leaves a lot to be desired however. I apologize but there is no ad for her on backpage, you will need to google her or check previous reports for additional info.

I hope this reivew helps and that I've covered the basics.

Just the facts.

Pics are real. Donation a bit steep at $.5 but she will not rush you. Clean & pleasant place. Mutual touch OK. Clearly not a trained MT but good and not skimpy on attention where needed. French / Russian finish is very good. [url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/veronica-come-see-me-today-hot-blonde-big-real-breast-34/7429453[/url]

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/lay-back-relax-and-let-my-sensuous-hands-do-the-work-55/5887939[/url]

12th report.

Madame Gean is African American. 55-60yr. 5'4-5'6, 170-185lbs, med length hair, C cup ta-taas. For a visual think of the lady from the Pine Sol commercials, but not as big. Nice, clean location on the South side, off Kingshighway. Very nice lady who is also very personable. Decorative jazzy setup in her living room where she performs the massage. Probably the best setup I've experienced in the world of seeking the perfect HE. Price was $120, which was more than I wanted to pay but hey, I can't be a cheap skate all the time can I? Massage on the back is very good, uses scented oils and does a lot of teasing on the boys. On the flip, more teasing. She does this thing where she takes the main member & uses her fingernails on it WITHOUT scratching you up. It's a different sensation and it made me open my eyes WIDE! LOL. Feels good though. More teasing leads to a very satisfying HE. No mention of more being offered, but that's not my thing anyway. Warm towel clean up. Other than the price being more than I like paying, massage is highly recommended. Speaking of price, am I the only guy on the board who wants to find a rotation of maybe 5-6 providers who give good massages, HE, at least average looking with C-D cups, average size backside, and DON'T charge more than $70? (smile) I know, pipe dream huh?

Hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.

Ok 5th street st charles AMP. Ok its close to my work I like a good massage so I go there maybe every other week. Same little Chinese lady dede seems to grab me and gets me a room. Ok lotta teasing then the flip got her to oil the twins up. But never the pole. So I tap on her shoulder and motion for her to come closer so I can whisper in her ear. She giggles and leans towards me. So I said I need you to please jack me off. She kisses my ear and whispers I no can know. Then says next time I blow you! So anyway I take care of the raging boner myself she watches and cleans it up. Fast forward return trip I'm here to collect. Now massage and flip I'm looking at her and smiling with solid wood so I reminded her about the last time. So she put my hand on it and motioned for me to hold it strait up so I did. LOL sure enough she kinda puckered her lips from about 2feet away and begain to blow at my cock like it was a candle on a birthday cake. So I guess she wasn't kidding she would blow me next time. As weird as it was still a hella massage LOL.

[QUOTE=Donny Brasso;1363808]Ok 5th street st charles AMP. Ok its close to my work I like a good massage so I go there maybe every other week. Same little Chinese lady dede seems to grab me and gets me a room. Ok lotta teasing then the flip got her to oil the twins up. But never the pole. So I tap on her shoulder and motion for her to come closer so I can whisper in her ear. She giggles and leans towards me. So I said I need you to please jack me off. She kisses my ear and whispers I no can know. Then says next time I blow you! So anyway I take care of the raging boner myself she watches and cleans it up. Fast forward return trip I'm here to collect. Now massage and flip I'm looking at her and smiling with solid wood so I reminded her about the last time. So she put my hand on it and motioned for me to hold it strait up so I did. LOL sure enough she kinda puckered her lips from about 2feet away and begain to blow at my cock like it was a candle on a birthday cake. So I guess she wasn't kidding she would blow me next time. As weird as it was still a hella massage LOL.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of this youtube video. LOL.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=btheeIEDIrE[/url]

[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1362845]11th report.

This report is about Pink, the provider in Centreville, Il off Route 3. Go to door and Pink greets me & takes me by the hand to the backroom of a rather rundown looking parlor. The room that she provides the massage in is ok, but it puts you in the mind of an unfinished basement in a very old house. Pink is about 5'2-5'3, 125-135lbs, B cup ta-taas. For a visual think of any stereotypical asian fun girl from any movie you've seen over the years and thats her. Paid $40. On the back Pink gives the BEST massage I've received from any provider and from any legit massage parlor. She does this thing where she gets behind you kneeling on the table, tells you to relax your head while she puts one hand on top of your head & her other hand underneath your jaw, and snaps your neck! It took me by surprise, but it felt good! She also popped my back as well! She pays a lot of attention to the boys while on your stomach. On the flip she asks what was I looking for. I told her just the HE would be sufficient. Lots of oil leads to a very slurpy HE. I would repeat just for the massage, but per previous reports on this site, Pink has had many unprotected customer experiences. If you want a great massage with a HE & more on the table, this is your choice. The building she operates out of leaves a lot to be desired however. I apologize but there is no ad for her on backpage, you will need to google her or check previous reports for additional info.

I hope this reivew helps and that I've covered the basics.[/QUOTE]My experience with Pink was similar but hardly the best massage ever. She did crack my neck back and shoulders but the massage itself was short rough and non relaxing. I paid for an hour and she didn't spend more than 15 minutes massaging me front and back. The rest of the session was just as rushed as the massage. As with all situations its YMMV.

[QUOTE=Chopperdan; 1363939]Reminds me of this youtube video. LOL.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=btheeIEDIrE[/url][/QUOTE]I'm assuming the little cute Asian Girl doesn't work there also?

Does anyone have contact info on Andrea in south city? I keep hearing good reviews on her and am willing to try her out.

Thanks

Actually, I understand if her phone number can't be given out. But is there any other way she can be contacted? IF she is comparable to Dee that would make my day.

So many good things about her.

[QUOTE=Brad 243;1364212]I'm assuming the little cute Asian Girl doesn't work there also?[/QUOTE]She does work there. LOL she's really no fun. In fact got mad and kinda slapped my hand when I tried to put her hand on it.

13th report.

I apologize but I don't remember the correct spelling of this providers name, nor was I able to find the ad on backpage to post the link.

Her name is Caretesin or Caretin, she is a white female, blonde hair. 5'9-5'11, 190-205lbs, C cup ta-taas, big, very jiggly backside. 25-30years old. She is located in a hotel off Kingshighway, close to the Central West End. Hotel is safe & secure. Rate was $100. No massage at all, she went straight into CBJ and after about 5 mins wanted to know if I wanted FS. I declined and she continued with CBJ. In between taking breaks of the CBJ, she told me she had just moved here from California. After about 15mins of CBJ she indicated her mouth was tired and went into a stroked HE. Not a lot of info to divulge regarding this one guys. For a visual think of the Madame in the movie Sucker Punch, with blonde hair and not as attractive. She didn't do anything great, but I can't say she did anything bad either. Just a very basic everything. Don't think I will repeat. If you like tall blondes with meat on their bones, here you go.

Hope this review helps, but don't know if it will. Hope I covered the basics.

I couldn't find info so I TOFTT. Girl was cute. IMHO I would say hottest massage girl I've seen. That being said, price a little high at 120. No touching below waist. HJ HE and nothing else available. I'd probably pass on round two but YMMV. She is a sweet nice girl so that's a plus. PM with any questions you may have.

Whynot80.

[QUOTE=Stl26;1362781]Sent email and did a trace on the reply IP. IP is private but registers in Wichita (nearest AT&T server) so she could still be legit. Says she'll do 80 half hour and 120 full hour. Asked for more pics. Stay tuned.[/QUOTE]

Ok, I have enjoyed and appreciated all the posts. The info is very helpful in the hunt. So I guess I need to contribute and maybe help out others as they have helped me.

Report #1 Dee.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/dee-will-be-out-of-the-office-due-to-a-total-hip-replacement-til-the-last-week-of-jan-hopefully/7428709[/url]

As most of everyone on her, I am sure they have either dreamed or read about her. So what I share is probably no surprise. She is WF, over 50+, thin frame, big rack and a very friendly person. Setting up appt was very easy, location is very safe, clean and discreet (office setting). Massage is decent, teasing is decent and at one point when you least expect your hand will magically rub up against her rack (her signature move). From there, you know it is own and popping. O, I did forget to mention that when you first arrive and you get comfortable she will too. ON the flip, lots of teasing and polite conversations on your likes / dislikes. Massage was decent and I left happy. Your choice on how happy. I declined on some. Overall, massage was about a 6 1/2, loved her energy but I prefer the younger type and less mileage.

Report #2.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/relax-with-me/7339162[/url]

BF. 30+, around 5'2ish, average tone build, firm / big rack and backside. Location is not too far from Dave & Busters. Safe, very clean, discreet office type setting. Sensual massage only. Massage was very good with some teasing and I stress only some. She is super friendly, professional, kind and attentive. You will leave happy, but not much else. Touching is ok but be friendly / polite. Rating on massage maybe a 7 1/2. She hits you for $.20 and no upselling. O and picture is not her, but she looks very close to it.

Report #3 Kaylee.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happy-holidays-from-kayelee/7504308[/url]

Picture is her, so need to give her description. Location WAS near Fox theatre. I was because she has since moved to Tampa. Massage only was decent. Rack seemed to be fake and lumpy. Left happy but no energy or passion. Besides ending it was boring. I also dreamed of her friend that was BBW. She had more energy and huge rack, but was heavy all over too. I believe they both moved to Tampa. Too bad because they were close to the job and affordable.

Report #4 Faro.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/erotic-energy-therapy-58/1432652[/url]

Picture is her. Medium to heavy body frame. Location in bevo mill area. Discreet clean apt. I hate those squeeky stairs, makes you feel like your beening watched by someone in the other apts! Massage is good. She plays some sort of wierd music and gets into some type of spiritual zone when massaging. I enjoyed her skills but she is too much of a control freak. At some point, I like to give the directions and they just do as I say. She doesn't like that too much and sometimes even ignores my request. So that is immediate turnoff. However, she is good at what she does. The ending is where it gets little wierd. I think she believes she is conjuring up the gods or something. It was interesting the first time, but on 2nd visit it got to be a distraction. But if you can't find anyone else in your journey's, then she isn't a back 3 or 4 option for the day.

Report #4 Kelley.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massages-finest-incall-massage-service-30/3118497[/url]

She is 30+, BF. 5'8", medium build. Location is 270 / Olive W. Discreet, safe, clean apt. Attractive, friendly, very professional and easy to hold a conversation with. I must say this she gives the BEST massage I had EVER. I am serious and not promoting. I am just giving the facts. She mentioned she use to teach massage classes at some school. And trust me, she isn't lying! I rate her massage skills a 9. 25. I can't give her a 10 because that would mean from head to toe it was perfect and I have yet to experience that. But boy ole boy can she give the best massage. Massage is in the bottom level of her townhouse / apt. Very clean. On stomach she didn't tease as much as I like, but everything else was great. On flip, she didn't miss a spot. Lite touching was ok, but for visual of rack going to cost ya. But not touching. Total $.30 If you like a REAL massage, with little teasing but leave happy then this one is a winner and a keeper.

Report #5 Courtney.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/andgtandgtandgtandgthotandsexyandgt-pleasure-girlandltandltandlt-314-306-9457andltandlt-247-let-courtney-play-24/3698016[/url]

Pictures are NOT her, but they are very close. 24ish. 5'5ish, BF (could be mixed) , very attractive and kind of a shy personality. I only dreamed one time, so really don't know if more is on menu but I got the impression is was NOT. Massage was good, teasing decent and didn't mind me giving directions. On flip, she was also good and took directions well after I was hit with an upsell. I only did it because I thought was VERY attractive. I got to say she was perfect from head to toes and I like some pretty toes. Opps, too much info. Ok, back to reality: No mutual touching, but visual was fine enough for me. Body tats were sexy. I give that body a 9 1/2. Ending was good I just wish more was on the menu. And her shyness was cute at first but come the end it got to be a problem for me. Overall, too pricy for happy massage only. $.60.

Report #6.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relax-with-the-best-you-deserve-the-total-package-70-daytime-special-till-2-38/7544319[/url]

Pictures are her, but they don't reveal enough. She is 38 going on 52. Not very attractive, slim frame and a horrible case of smoking too much. Location is creepy and unorganized (best word I can think of). Not a total mess, but not so pretty. Massage was horrible. I repeat horrible. NO skills at all. What a waste of time. You will leave happy, but you will want to hurry up finish and leave. Nothing else on the menu, but that is probably a good thing. Don't waste your time.

[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1362845]11th report.

This report is about Pink, the provider in Centreville, Il off Route 3. Go to door and Pink greets me & takes me by the hand to the backroom of a rather rundown looking parlor. The room that she provides the massage in is ok, but it puts you in the mind of an unfinished basement in a very old house. Pink is about 5'2-5'3, 125-135lbs, B cup ta-taas. For a visual think of any stereotypical asian fun girl from any movie you've seen over the years and thats her. Paid $40. On the back Pink gives the BEST massage I've received from any provider and from any legit massage parlor. She does this thing where she gets behind you kneeling on the table, tells you to relax your head while she puts one hand on top of your head & her other hand underneath your jaw, and snaps your neck! It took me by surprise, but it felt good! She also popped my back as well! She pays a lot of attention to the boys while on your stomach. On the flip she asks what was I looking for. I told her just the HE would be sufficient. Lots of oil leads to a very slurpy HE. I would repeat just for the massage, but per previous reports on this site, Pink has had many unprotected customer experiences. If you want a great massage with a HE & more on the table, this is your choice. The building she operates out of leaves a lot to be desired however. I apologize but there is no ad for her on backpage, you will need to google her or check previous reports for additional info.

I hope this reivew helps and that I've covered the basics.[/QUOTE]I've never head had a dream with pink for f / s due to same reservation, but the slurp is awesome and <knock on wood never had any problems afterwards whatsoever.

If her sister is playing mamasan (they have frequent falling outs) you did well to get out at 40. If pink is there alone, she is happy to get 40. Or so my dreams have always gone.

Should you see here again, tell her superman says Hello. I'm sure she would let you take a peak inside her mouth for an inspection prior to the fact. She will bring a rubber but personally I pass in all my dreams.

[QUOTE=Donny Brasso;1363808]Ok 5th street st charles AMP. Ok its close to my work I like a good massage so I go there maybe every other week. Same little Chinese lady dede seems to grab me and gets me a room. Ok lotta teasing then the flip got her to oil the twins up. But never the pole. So I tap on her shoulder and motion for her to come closer so I can whisper in her ear. She giggles and leans towards me. So I said I need you to please jack me off. She kisses my ear and whispers I no can know. Then says next time I blow you! So anyway I take care of the raging boner myself she watches and cleans it up. Fast forward return trip I'm here to collect. Now massage and flip I'm looking at her and smiling with solid wood so I reminded her about the last time. So she put my hand on it and motioned for me to hold it strait up so I did. LOL sure enough she kinda puckered her lips from about 2feet away and begain to blow at my cock like it was a candle on a birthday cake. So I guess she wasn't kidding she would blow me next time. As weird as it was still a hella massage LOL.[/QUOTE]Yeah the owner here got busted before so her employees are under strict orders. But they know whats up. Most I ever got out of them was a phone number with a "can I arrange a girl for you" written on the note. I didn't partake.