Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TerOnlyOnce1;3984616]Yeah that's true, getting a massage itself is not illegal. Would be quite awkward to encounter LE on the way out or on the way in though. I guess the best bet is to remain cool and just say you were getting a massage and leave it at that.[/QUOTE]It is. Now that it's rehearsed, it's not a problem. I was leaving a place and a cop was parked across the street in the lot for the spa. Just don; t walk out with your tail between your legs or speed away.

Rehearse what your going to do if it happened inside the spa too. Be respectful.

Guys.

Lineups are that hard to get, you just have to go to a place semi regularly and youll get one everytime you ask. I visit 9 VIP about once every other week and I get lineups shown to me even on Friday nights. I've only once not had a lineup displayed and it was super peak time Friday and no one was available. I just took next available girl.

[QUOTE=MaxEffort;3983417]My answer is limited expeirience when it comes to philly. Been in town once and looking forward to a longer stay this time. I went twice last year to 9. After 5 pm. Declined lineup each time. First girl was unrememberable. Tutu was second visit. That was a fun time. I think I called her vag 1 and her tits 2 and 2. I say some dumb shit to get some response to make me different. I'm also always a little stoned on a walk in. Calms my nerves and I say dumb shit with a big smile. Place was busy each time. Since it has so many reviews, I would guess that it's busy all hours unless you show up at opening. Maybe a Tuesday or Wednesday afternoon. Honestly, I've been denied lineups in numerous cities in the south. I chalk it up as the great ones are occupied. You can walk out. They don't care. Someone will take your place. That; s why I call ahead and make a appointment with at least a name in mind. I will call ahead next month when I'm in town. Speaking of that, people used to post the roster of 9 and A1. It would be helpful if that can happen again. Was doing some research and I can't find any that includes current roster so I can call ahead and make a request. Pm me if they got a site or place where they put the ads because I can't locate it. Thanks in advance gentleman.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FunManPhilly;3979794]Cuties is only a good choice if you want the youngest girls and are willing to roll the dice hard on the quality of service you'll get. I have done it enough times to know this place well enough to say I wouldn't recommend them as you'll get better services elsewhere and nice looking ladies at places like 9 VIP anyway.

Cuties used to have an OK younger mama. I haven't been there in over 6 months, but I've taken her for a spin more than once.

Usually the try to say that standard tip is only for 45 minutes not 60 like the rest of the city. They also usually want to do very little work and look at themselves in the mirror and have you pop in 2 seconds. I'm usually there for my enjoyment so I'm not going to go and pop in two seconds. The girls are very full of themselves when I've been here.

IMHO just go to 9 VIP, Bella, AZN, or if you're open to older gals Ludlow or DaDaDa. Get great service and leave with your balls empty and decent service.[/QUOTE]Imagined I went to Cuties after being intrigued after reading this post. I don't like the shower, feel like it's dirty- don't like anything xtra so Cuties was actually great for me.

And yes, very atractive young therapist. IMO more attractive then what I've seen at 9 VIP the last month.

But true- the girl at cuties was not as friendly as VIP.

Think I'll be back at cuties.

They were really common when there were 10 people working. Now you have maybe 2 or 3 people in most places. That just makes it tough for everyone.

My "system".

Go until you find someone you like.

Stay with her until she leaves. You usually need at least two visits before you can generally discard a provider.

Try another provider. If none are suitable, try another AMP.

Rinse, repeat.

Back in the day, I made appointments.

It's important to have mama or a worker know you. It can be important to tell mama if you liked the experience.

Once, I did have an unusual event where my current service provider was leaving and she introduced me to another provider. The first session with that new provider was visit #2 like. Mama can also make the first visit seem like the #2 visit.

What can be very difficult is little or no English or the use of a translator app. One girl has an iPhone with an app where you speak into the phone English and out comes written Chinese or say Chinese and out comes written English. It works well for smalltalk. Sometime I've asked mama to explain stuff or have asked her for the Korean word for something.

I leave the option open to reject once she gets to the room. Rarely, have I exercised that. "Good Looks" are a double-edged sword. Those without the "good looks" may have to work harder and may provide superior service.

I didn't realize that Happiness has been out of service for over a year, External, obvious padlock.

Maybe a good note, maybe bad. The small parking lot is becoming a parking garage.

I doubt that 1819 on the other street is going to come back to life.

[QUOTE=Spazen;3987743]They were really common when there were 10 people working. Now you have maybe 2 or 3 people in most places. That just makes it tough for everyone.

My "system".

Go until you find someone you like.

Stay with her until she leaves. You usually need at least two visits before you can generally discard a provider.

Try another provider. If none are suitable, try another AMP.

Rinse, repeat.

Back in the day, I made appointments.

It's important to have mama or a worker know you. It can be important to tell mama if you liked the experience.

Once, I did have an unusual event where my current service provider was leaving and she introduced me to another provider. The first session with that new provider was visit #2 like. Mama can also make the first visit seem like the #2 visit.

What can be very difficult is little or no English or the use of a translator app. One girl has an iPhone with an app where you speak into the phone English and out comes written Chinese or say Chinese and out comes written English. It works well for smalltalk. Sometime I've asked mama to explain stuff or have asked her for the Korean word for something.

I leave the option open to reject once she gets to the room. Rarely, have I exercised that. "Good Looks" are a double-edged sword. Those without the "good looks" may have to work harder and may provide superior service.[/QUOTE]Come on guys, a lineup is not that hard. You ask Mama- "who is working let me see" if you are like me and prefer a specific body type tell mama, I want to see! I have had the girls come out and show me their tits! I do not want fake ones, I do not like big.

Ones. I am the customer. I control the show. My $$$ go where I want them to go. Remember if you not getting what you want LEAVE.

If mama doesn't want to give in, tell her Bye.

A fun experience. Nice asian woman, nice body. At least gave impression that she was enjoying herself.

Any one know of any AMPs in the city that just offer plain R&T? Don't have the energy all the time for FS and sometimes times R&T is just enough. Only place I know of is San Diego on Race street. Have been going there for years, but the quality of girls have dipped a lot. Also the quantity of girls too as I have seen the same one past few trips. Looking for some fresh, hotter alternatives if they are any.

[QUOTE=Smellysox8;3989757]Any one know of any AMPs in the city that just offer plain R&T? Don't have the energy all the time for FS and sometimes times R&T is just enough. Only place I know of is San Diego on Race street. Have been going there for years, but the quality of girls have dipped a lot. Also the quantity of girls too as I have seen the same one past few trips. Looking for some fresh, hotter alternatives if they are any.[/QUOTE]QQ Spa on Lombard St. Cute Chinese girls with HE only.

[QUOTE=Davey1965;3990340]QQ Spa on Lombard St. Cute Chinese girls with HE only.[/QUOTE]Its not 1. 6 is it?

[QUOTE=DoomSpam;3990481]Its not 1. 6 is it?[/QUOTE]Usually 60 + 40.

[QUOTE=DoomSpam;3990481]Its not 1. 6 is it?[/QUOTE]Chinese are not full service. Just hbj.

[QUOTE=BobGopal;3991596]Chinese are not full service. Just hbj.[/QUOTE]That's not completely true.

Cuties is FS but you need to deal with an attitude.

Hey all, so I am looking for a flat chested-yes FLAT A cups or smaller- think nipple bumps only.

They are very hard to find. Too many plastic surgeons in this world.

I had a girl previous but she moved out of the area. Ethnicity not a concern. Asian, black, white. Anything. But FLAT chested.

Any help appreciated.

[QUOTE=LuvEmSmall;3992114]That's not completely true.

Cuties is FS but you need to deal with an attitude.[/QUOTE]I actually posted this week saying I tried cuties and didn't mind that the therapist was not friendly and that I would be back. Went back and got another therapist, extremely rude- I will not be back.

Back to VIP for me.