Massage Parlor Reports

Thank you spoolie for the reports, I wish more people would make reports. Since that is what this is for.

That said, I haven't gone for a massage in quite awhile but after a 2 hour commute yesterday I wanted one and I found some backpage ads about Nuru massage which sounded interesting. I'm still feeling taken but I guess it was my turn to take the hit for everyone on here who has reported and saved me in the past.

First off, both ads for nuru on BP are the same chic who isn't pictured. She, at first, was understandable on the phone but after I got the hourly rate, a general location to head towards and she relaxed I couldn't understand a word she said. I arrived at her place at 6:52pm after she guided me in from 270atmo bottom. Late 30s, thin, be cup maybe but because of the buck teeth and butter face I give her a five. Clean house in an ok area but again after 3 or 4 sentences I couldn't understand a word she said in fact I still can't decide if she was going into an accent of some kind or just started mumbling.

Giving up on conversation I hinted to get this thing rolling so I was taken to a small bedroom with an uncovered inflated air matress was laying. She mumbled something and started squirting coco butter all over it so I took that as my que and took position. After squirting ice cold lotion all over me, she spread it around and asked if I wanted to flip, so I did. She slid around on top of me awhile then spun around head to toe and presented herself for mutual touching, after I began I was given directions on how. The most disturbing moment was when she grabbed a tube of stuff and emptied half the tube on me and when I asked what it was she looked at me with these big eyes, smiled really big, spread her fingers out and clapped them together trying to get the goo to stretch from one hand to the other while giggling awkwardly. I asked 2 more times and got the same responce at which point I started to wonder if she was mentally retarded. Finished with a pretty good HE but she wouldn't stop after I was done and I had to roll away to get her to stop.

She then went 'to prepare my shower' which I took alone after gathering everything, including the towel I had to bring and locking myself in. I got dressed, came out, we talked for a minute about how she wants to start to offer hot stone therapy in the future, I went out, sat in my car and it was 7:28pm.

SO to sum up I paid a buck and a half for an hour nuru massage which actually was 19 minutes of a potentially retarted chic sliding around on top of me giggling and a shower. Now I know why she wanted to be paid first.

Thank you spoolie for the reports, I wish more people would make reports. Since that is what this is for.

That said, I haven't gone for a massage in quite awhile but after a 2 hour commute yesterday I wanted one and I found some backpage ads about Nuru massage which sounded interesting. I'm still feeling taken but I guess it was my turn to take the hit for everyone on here who has reported and saved me in the past.

First off, both ads for nuru on BP are the same chic who isn't pictured. She, at first, was understandable on the phone but after I got the hourly rate, a general location to head towards and she relaxed I couldn't understand a word she said. I arrived at her place at 6:52pm after she guided me in from 270atmo bottom. Late 30s, thin, be cup maybe but because of the buck teeth and butter face I give her a five. Clean house in an ok area but again after 3 or 4 sentences I couldn't understand a word she said in fact I still can't decide if she was going into an accent of some kind or just started mumbling.

Giving up on conversation I hinted to get this thing rolling so I was taken to a small bedroom with an uncovered inflated air matress was laying. She mumbled something and started squirting coco butter all over it so I took that as my que and took position. After squirting ice cold lotion all over me, she spread it around and asked if I wanted to flip, so I did. She slid around on top of me awhile then spun around head to toe and presented herself for mutual touching, after I began I was given directions on how. The most disturbing moment was when she grabbed a tube of stuff and emptied half the tube on me and when I asked what it was she looked at me with these big eyes, smiled really big, spread her fingers out and clapped them together trying to get the goo to stretch from one hand to the other while giggling awkwardly. I asked 2 more times and got the same responce at which point I started to wonder if she was mentally retarded. Finished with a pretty good HE but she wouldn't stop after I was done and I had to roll away to get her to stop.

She then went 'to prepare my shower' which I took alone after gathering everything, including the towel I had to bring and locking myself in. I got dressed, came out, we talked for a minute about how she wants to start to offer hot stone therapy in the future, I went out, sat in my car and it was 7:28pm.

SO to sum up I paid a buck and a half for an hour nuru massage which actually was 19 minutes of a potentially retarted chic sliding around on top of me giggling and a shower. Now I know why she wanted to be paid first.

Does anyone know what ever happened to skye? I saw her 3 or 4 times a couple years ago, smart, funny, cute, great tits, awesome massage and he. She was the best. I thought I heard somewhere that she was running the girls next door group and I remember her thing was to say I can't wait to get my sticky hands all over you or something close to it but I have not been able to confirm.

ANYONE can reverse look up land line phone numbers at 411. Com for free. Why do you think she uses her land line number in her BP ad instead of a cell? She's either 100% legit or crazy.

Enjoy your ignorance.

[QUOTE=Brt715;1358872]You are an ass. 1st rule of the hobby is never post a persons real Identity! No matter how rude she is to people on the phone she doesn't deserve being outed like this![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chet Font;1358531]Open your wallet so only you can see what's in it and say,"Damn, I only have two $20s. Where's the nearest ATM?" Drive off and never come back.[/QUOTE]"I'm sorry, the money is in the car." Works too. Just be polite. You may get yelled at or a rude text, so what.

Had a eureka moment and realized I'd seen this girl before. She used to shade out her eyes on her pictures. I saw her a while back at some notel. I'll give a report now.

Came in room. Asked me to shower with her and I thought this could be a lot of fun. No touching in shower. She was kind of germaphobe. She uses a weird mix of cheap lotion and water. Left me feeling greasy. She looks close to her pics but add another 15-20 lbs. Cute but not hot. She was however drama filled and I detect a bit of craziness. She complained entire time how much she hates giving massages and that she hated her life. She was so bad I was ready to just tell her stop. Little head told me let her finish and it was so uninspired that I barely got going. I prefer women who enjoy what they are doing and make it fun for customer, not one who complains and does a disinterested robotic ending. YMMV but I will never go back.

That being said, she may have cleaned her self up and got on some happy pills. She seems to be legit now but I'd still pass as massage was a 4 on 1-10 scale at best.

Be safe and happy hunting.

Whynot80.

[QUOTE=WhyNot80; 1357397]Seems like a legit massage most likely but I'll be trying her my next day I'm off (which should be in next week or so). Anybody else try her yet?

[url]http://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/2794499083.html[/url]

Whynot80[/QUOTE]

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/a-truely-amazing-massage/7556300[/url]

8th report.

Called Lisa to set up an appointment. Her location is in the Westport area in a nice hotel and is safe, secure, and clean. Lisa is African American. 5'2-5'3, 170lbs, C-D cup ta-taas, very big backside, and short to mid length black hair. For a visual you should definitely think Nell Carter but not as big. The price was $55 INITIALLY. After getting undressed, she gives a very good massage on the back. Uses oil and knows what she is doing. No teasing at all, but a very good massage. On the flip, again, very good massage and no teasing. When she is finished and she hasn't touched the main member yet, she asks would I like a HE. I answer yes, and she tell me it's an extra $10. If you want to touch those huge ta-taas that is also an extra $10 as well. I just went with the HE and was very pleased. She said that many people don't fully read her ads, and after rereading it, it does state that extra services start at $10. She is not very talkative but that's a plus in my book. Safe location, good massage, good price $65, huge ta-taas, and you get the full hour. A good option and is probably one of the ones I will repeat. Per her ad, she performs massages at two different locations so check the dates carefully in her ads so you go to the correct location if you decide to schedule an appointment with her.

Hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics for you guys.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happy-holidays-from-kayelee/7504308[/url]

9th report.

From Sept 2011.

Called Kaylee & set up appointment. She is in a high rise off Grand by St. Louis Univ. Safe and secure. Kaylee is about 5'3, 130lbs, with light brown eyes, B cup ta-taas, and slim. For a visual, think of the actress Regina King but not as attractive. Price was $100 for one hour. Got undressed and she started massage. Very nice massage, with scented oil. Lots of teasing of the boys while on my stomach. On the flip, very good chest, and leg massage. Lots of teasing of the main member with lots of oil involved. HE was very good, no complaints from me! Kaylee is kinda quiet and focuses on giving you a good massage. A nice addition to your massage rotation in my opinion.

Hope this review helps you guys and that I've covered the basics.

I finally reached out to Kaylee in December but her phone message indicated she had moved to Florida (Tampa area). I checked her BP ad and all her ads are now based near Tampa.

[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1360337][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happy-holidays-from-kayelee/7504308[/url]

9th report.

From Sept 2011.

Called Kaylee & set up appointment. She is in a high rise off Grand by St. Louis Univ.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bret M69;1361476]I finally reached out to Kaylee in December but her phone message indicated she had moved to Florida (Tampa area). I checked her BP ad and all her ads are now based near Tampa.[/QUOTE]She did move to Tampa but she visits every 2-3 months for a few days. Well worth the visit!

I completely forgot about this one, probably selectively.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/?layout=full[/url]

I recognized the crazy as soon as I saw the ad. When I was trying to book I thought that would make it fun.

When you call and book she tells you come in here back door, take off your shoes, take the few stairs up to the right into the kitchen and announce yourself so she can 'awe' you with her entrance.

I would bet money she is a man and that she wants you to take off your shoes so it is harder to run away.

[QUOTE=JTimberlake;1358861]I saw Debbie first time Friday. I can't argue with most of what you are saying, however, I will return. My HE also inlcuded BBBJ and then covered CG and Mish. To each his own, but for a 55-60 year old, she performed well taking care of the HE.[/QUOTE]Very nice person. Had a tummy tuck few years ago and used to work with another person. I have not seen in a long time because of travel, but sounds like she may have gained a little more weight.

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[QUOTE=Lovethatbob; 1356445]Actually NOT new at what she's doing. Everything else you mention is pretty much on target. I first saw her about 5 years ago when she was pretty convenient to my locations. She was in Manchester about 3 miles west of 270 in an apartment. Then she moved to an apartment near Page and Lindbergh. Now she's way out 70 west, and that is way too far to go for her handjob. At 40, it was a fun 15 minute interlude now and then.

I think she added the breast treatment maybe 3 years ago. But those are just huge glands, not that interesting as their just huge fat deposits on her huge frame.

If you're in St. Peters, then she's a minor attraction. But driving more than 15 minutes for her work is not a value, IMHO.

LTB[/QUOTE]I think we are talking about Christine here. She used to give massage on her couch. Me and her on couch was not much room. She is BBW but pretty.

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[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-college-girl-mia-21/7625206[/url]

TGTBT? I couldn't find anything on her and tineye had nothing either.

[QUOTE=WhyNot80; 1362739][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-college-girl-mia-21/7625206[/url]

TGTBT? I couldn't find anything on her and tineye had nothing either.[/QUOTE]Sent email and did a trace on the reply IP. IP is private but registers in Wichita (nearest AT&T server) so she could still be legit. Says she'll do 80 half hour and 120 full hour. Asked for more pics. Stay tuned.