Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bird Dropping]Service was excellent (as you can see) but just too old, too fat, and too ugly.[/QUOTE]

The description is so right on BD, lol

PC out

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]AMPs are like furniture stores.
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OK, then tell me when there is a 70% clearance sale, I'm a little short these days.

[QUOTE=Bird Dropping]Service was excellent (as you can see) but just too old, too fat, and too ugly.[/QUOTE]


BD,

I have been on the AMP scene many years and can not imagine how you were able to get these pics. This is very atypical behavior. BTW I can not tell if she was ugly or are you referring to her pussy ;)

They CAN be had! You just need to catch them at the right time!

;)

JJ


[QUOTE=Sashimi]OK, then tell me when there is a 70% clearance sale, I'm a little short these days.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bird Dropping]Service was excellent (as you can see) but just too old, too fat, and too ugly.[/QUOTE]
,Bird Droppings are you referring to your penis or the service provider? moreover, is this a lame excuse to show us your willy?

[QUOTE=Joey Boots],Bird Droppings are you referring to your penis or the service provider? moreover, is this a lame excuse to show us your willy?[/QUOTE]

Why are you noticing there is a willy in the pictures? You eyes should be drawn immediately to any female body parts displayed.

Went to Best in Chantilly last night and saw Yumi. Yumi is a typical mid-40s, somewhat overweight NoVA AMP girl. She's also a pro. She reacted immediately to the "money under the wristwatch" (which in today's world, is really "money under the cell phone, which has been silenced out of courtesy to everyone and so that I can relax for an hour") and made the ever-inspiring "pretend your cock is in my mouth" gesture letting me know that she appreciated what was under there.

TS was good, massage was hard, and the uncovered BJ til I was ready to pop was excellent. Lots of energy and a good attitude about it. She must have been enjoying it because she took off her shorts and wanted some diddling action from me, so I obliged.

If you're in the mood for more than the standard NoVA finish, Yumi at Best is a decent choice if you're not bothered by looks.

Quick side story: while I was in the back room nearest the TS. While being massaged, the next client got his TS, and he was a chatterbox. He was playing all the amateur angles, telling his 40-something provider that she couldn't be more than a day over 29, asking if she had a boyfriend and if not, could he be hers, telling her about all his experiences in Japan and Korea, etc. Then he surprised all of us by asking her if he could give her a TS. Guys, if you want special service, it helps if you've been there before and she knows who you are (you know, like your name!) and likes you for who you are, not some pretend, slick, asian-meister who she'll see right through. There's nothing wrong with asking the girl to let you give her a TS, but you might want to wait until the 3rd or 4th session with her, and make sure it's a girl who you like and who likes you. Just my opinion.

[QUOTE=Banker Boy]
He was playing all the amateur angles, telling his 40-something provider that she couldn't be more than a day over 29, asking if she had a boyfriend and if not, could he be hers, telling her about all his experiences in Japan and Korea, etc.[/QUOTE]

So you could see from your room into the TS room and got a look at his provider? Doesn't seem to be much privacy here.

First time at Rainbow and they were very cautious putting towels over me during the TS and being pretty quiet. I got Ruby, 40 something Korean, nice enough once she opened up. My only issue was that she complained after I gave her .6 for a NOVA finish. Strange location as others have said, as it's lost in a basement in a big strip mall maze.

Went there today and was a little spooked by a guy leaning against the back of an SUV holding a cell phone and watching in the direction of the AMP. I parked and watched him in my rearview for a while. After a bit he moved to the front of the SUV and talked on the phone where I couldn't see him through the tinted windows. I ultimately left and when I passed him he looked at me, and then I noticed another parked car with a guy sitting inside it oriented towards the AMP and holding a cell phone. Could be nothing, could be something. I called up the MMS and told her to keep an eye on the guy in the parking lot.

Went by yesterday and noticed the new name. Angie greeted me at the door (she is back) and said she changed the name for luck in the new year. I did not get a massage, both of the regular girls had clients and so did Angie. But she was her usual self and gave me some water and candy, before getting me out the door. I will go by again today.

Went to my fave spot in Sterling. Little bit reserved there. Anyway. Sunni was on tap. Shower was warm as always. I go there often when Sunni is available. Michelle I tried 2x and did not enjoy at all. There is a third girl there but do not know her name, style, or what she looks like.

Ok massage she was not much into it but it was long and not rushed at all. Other was great as Sunni do.

[QUOTE=Phillie]First time at Rainbow and they were very cautious putting towels over me during the TS and being pretty quiet. I got Ruby, 40 something Korean, nice enough once she opened up. My only issue was that she complained after I gave her .6 for a NOVA finish. Strange location as others have said, as it's lost in a basement in a big strip mall maze.[/QUOTE]Standard NOVA is .2 -.4

[QUOTE=Bird Dropping]Service was excellent (as you can see) but just too old, too fat, and too ugly.[/QUOTE]Dude, are you hijacking pix, etc. Because, you never say "where" these girls are, not that I am going in BB.

[QUOTE=Newinva]A newbie here. Been observing for a while. Bear with me.

Went to Herndon Massage Fri night. Only Happy was available. I had tried her about 6 months ago and she did not give a good massage or good finish. But she begged and I gave in. Asked for 1 hour.

She gave me the TS. Very bad attitude. Very mechanical. Didn't even get the soap cleaned properly. I was pissed. I dried myself and asked for the money back. She kept saying she will give good massage. But I just dressed up and got my money back. Gave her. 05 to shut her up. Won't be returning there anytime.

Was pumped up and had to have a good finish. So, went to Green. Don't like Green much. They upsell and they grumble at the standard NOVA tip. But I was thinking with my Jr now and so called Green. They said May was available. Was at Green in no time. Mamasan took the house fee and sent in May. Now, May is 8 in body, 7 in looks, 6 in attitude. She doesn't like it when we ask for stuff. She says it will happen in good time. So, I did it her way.

TS was satisfactory. She doesn't play with Jr as much I like. But I got clean and dry. Good massage with lots of hot towels and back walking. Not as hard massage as I like, but good massage for about 40 mins. Then the soft teasing which she did nicely and then the flip.

I asked her to lose her clothes. And she started bargaining. How much would I pay? Standard NOVA. How much is standard NOVA?. 40. No, standard NOVA is. 60 and for that clothes won't come off. I held firm and for. 60 clothes came off. Man, she looks good. Lean, tall. Nice B's. Small ass, though. She lay next to me and fed her nips to me. She kissed me all over. Paid attention to my nips. Licked me. All the while lubing up and down Jr with slow deliberate action. She was a little hot and sweaty from the massage and so nice and salty. I roamed, licked, nipped and sucked. Oh, how I would love to ride her. But not this time. So, for 15 mins, we explore with fingers and tongue and she does the slow dance with her hands on Jr. Then the finish.

Good grand Fri night. Will return to May soon.[/QUOTE]Man, I will never go to green again, the new ladies their area upseller to the max, the standard NOVA is. 2.. 4, don't let 'them fool you. And if they try to get the tip before things begin, just politely decline and put your clothes on and walk out saying "let me judge your service before I tip".