This was was amazing. Holy shit.
[QUOTE=Velcrolio;6086459]LOL well okay, I guess everyone has to at least try it. I've done what Oyster says not once but twice. In Phnom Penh the going price was six bucks. You'd dance with them at the Shark club, then take them upstairs next door. In Geylang (Singapore) it was sixty, and the girls are fine as hell, funny and fun--as long as they're girls. I hit Thailand just after Soros blew up all the Asian currencies, so there was trim everywhere the taking at about fifteen to thirty bucks. One crew of civvie girls apparently decided to try the sex worker thing and latched onto the farang (me), and together we whooped and raged all over Patpong. Then at about six am at a billiards hall, I felt a little bored and wandered away. A few minutes later one of them found me sitting on a bench people watching and shouted back to the others 'Here he is!' and they all appeared. I didn't realize until then that they were basically my harem, if I'd been into having a harem. I think I paid for a few drinks at most. Thailand is really honest and solid. As long as you never go upstairs. At least back then that was the rule. Don't do it. Don't climb the stairs no matter how talented the pussy seems on the handwritten chalkboard at the base of the stairs (drink water, sign name, smoke cigar, shoot dart, etc). You'll get trapped and pay a bomb for one drink before they let you out.
So you start out this sex tour thinking, my god, holy shitballs, mothafu--as I'm doing nothing but fucking for two solid weeks! I'll be in reverse gangbang heaven! Step aside Rocco, I'm Josh from Centennial, and I'm got enough Cialis to last a month! I'll double stack a few here, I'll set them up ass to ass and piledriver them back and forth there, I'll get me some hotdog bun head, I'll get it all on video, holy shit, when will I even have time for a meal?
Then about day three you're like, okay, I've seen more bad c-section scars than I ever knew existed. And what's up with the uneven quality of the Bush? Does anyone bleach an ass around this joing? And then about day five what once looked like fine young Viet / Thai / pinay / Chinese / Burmese / lao ass is starting to look like dotted lines on a long drive. You don't even feel pussy anymore. It's just gestural. And some dude came to your door the other day disturbing simpering giggle and offered you 'young girl long hair' for cheap, and you said sure, saves me the hassle of leaving, and the girl who showed up was young and had long har, but young as in probably fourteen, and when you pushed twenty bucks into her hand and pushed her back to the elevator she stepped out of, hoping there were no CC cameras mistaking what just went on, you went back into your room resolving to re-route the trip through the monestaries just to see if they'll let you take a late-life vow of chastity.
But don't let it stop you (it won't) because ever guy who can get to SE Asia and who has the monger curse will experience much the same ennui (you will).[/QUOTE]
