Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Exclient;3050007]Anyone have experience with Taylor?

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/taylors-massage-ebony-playmate-relax-with-me-specials-incall-dwtn-balto-charles-vill/6764278[/URL][/QUOTE]The only experience I have ever had with her was when I used to go to Soothing Touch to see Julie. She would cop an attitude when I didn't want to see her instead and wouldn't call her out. One of the other girls would have to.

That kind of catty BS keeps me from going to see her to this day.

Julie on the other hand. There is a sweet little girl I wouldn't mind seeing again.

Nancy called me to let me know she's in a new place, very nice setup. Lucy's Health Acupressure. Curtains instead of doors in rooms, but still private enough. Actual address is Edgewater. Same Nancy, same great service. Check it out!

Jazz.

[QUOTE=KentMm;2987762]Jazzman29. The bringer of bad news damm. So hard to find a place with a great massage and just a little extra.

But thank for the update man.[/QUOTE]

Well, I had to do it. Faced with a plethora of "options" I decided to go yesterday to the closest spa. Yes, the one that is about 5 min away, rather than 15 min away. It doesn't get reviewed very often and when it does, there doesn't seem to be too much that needs to be said. But I thought, how bad could it be? If it's actually good, then it will be a VERY pleasant unexpected surprise. More to the point, I thought if it was bad, than I can at last rule a spa out, and cross it off the list.

After going to 7111, I did just that. Crossed it off my list. Never to return. Linda was on at the front door. She was also my attendant. I think she was the only one there because in the middle of my 30 min, she told the guy at the door to come back in 10 min. So I knew (I already knew!) that my time was coming to a very fast end.

She quoted me $45 for 30 min. I didn't have a $5, so I gave her $50 asking if she could break the $10. She hesss I tated, and then said yes, but this is not including tip, you understand. Of course I understood. She gives me the five much later but before the massage. Fine. On the table it goes. The massage was nothing. I decided to just go along with everything and not protest to see as much as I could into her nature and preference. Bad massage. Asks if it was ok, of course, but that's all the words out of her mouth. Nothing else. Nada. No charm no charisma. Nada.

After the back side, and after she comes back from telling the guy 10 min, we negotiate. Actually she just gives me a price. I wanted to see this through the end. So I am fine with that. Then she says "no touch" and if I touch her anywhere at all, that's $10. I have to laugh. I am amazed that she even got me to the end point, but she did, some how. It was a small, inconsequential, completely unsatisfying ending, but an ending nevertheless. I was out of there as soon as I got in. I forgot the $5 on the table. 7111? Check! Forever crossed off the list. Sometimes, things have got to get really bad again, in order to properly reassess the good. Yesterday was my time for that, for sure.

Checked this one out last night. [URL]http://delaware.backpage.com/BodyRubs/juicy-100-real-elegant-asian-443-553-5922/4717336[/URL] Drew a very small Chinese women (think her name is Amy) prolly about 4 ft 11" and about 95 lbs. She was attractive but I don't like them that small. Anyway, more on menu than standard. BS.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grandopening-%EF%B8%8F-%EF%B8%8Fcy-asian-acupresure-301-982-0288-special-60/12555092[/URL]

I have always wanted to try a NURU massage and thought this might be the place to do it. I arrived and asked for a viewing of all those that were available. There were 3 women and not a one of them looked anything like the pictures in the ad. I didn't expect they would but would have been nice if they were at least young and thin. I chose a lady who had a thin look to her and long hair but seemed older in the face. She did table shower then took me back to a private room to discuss what I wanted. I request nuru which she did not provide. However, she did do a body slide type of massage. Overall the massage was not good but the session was just fine. 60 house and rest is tip for the lady. I left fully served and happy. I might go back again.

[QUOTE=NoIDidnt;3055596][URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grandopening-%EF%B8%8F-%EF%B8%8Fcy-asian-acupresure-301-982-0288-special-60/12555092[/URL]

I have always wanted to try a NURU massage and thought this might be the place to do it. I arrived and asked for a viewing of all those that were available. There were 3 women and not a one of them looked anything like the pictures in the ad. I didn't expect they would but would have been nice if they were at least young and thin. I chose a lady who had a thin look to her and long hair but seemed older in the face. She did table shower then took me back to a private room to discuss what I wanted. I request nuru which she did not provide. However, she did do a body slide type of massage. Overall the massage was not good but the session was just fine. 60 house and rest is tip for the lady. I left fully served and happy. I might go back again.[/QUOTE]It is never, ever the girl in the picture in the ad. Period. They get their pics from places like this-.

[URL]http://www.ihuzu.com/tag/xingganmeinv/[/URL]

They also do not do Nuru, French Kiss, or mostly anything else the ad says. That being said, they do what they do, and sometimes, a little more. YMMV.

Greenbelt AMPs ladies are that hot. If you haven't been there, you are missing out. Most are mid 20's with fake tits.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;3055855]It is never, ever the girl in the picture in the ad. Period. They get their pics from places like this-.

[URL]http://www.ihuzu.com/tag/xingganmeinv/[/URL]

They also do not do Nuru, French Kiss, or mostly anything else the ad says. That being said, they do what they do, and sometimes, a little more. YMMV.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=niceguy466;3055938]Greenbelt AMPs ladies are that hot. If you haven't been there, you are missing out. Most are mid 20's with fake tits.[/QUOTE]Huh? I haven't been to a Greenbelt AMP for a couple of months, but I've been to most of them at least a couple of times. I do agree that there have been some good options in Greenbelt. But never have I seen a Greenbelt girl as hot as the ones in the Backpage AMP advertisements. Ages have been closer to mid 30's than mid 20's.

There are very few AMPs that post the real girls' pictures in their advertisements. The last one that I can confirm was Fun City in Philadelphia a few years ago. And those pictures were so heavily photoshopped that it was difficult to make a positive identification.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;3056168]Huh? I haven't been to a Greenbelt AMP for a couple of months, but I've been to most of them at least a couple of times. I do agree that there have been some good options in Greenbelt. But never have I seen a Greenbelt girl as hot as the ones in the Backpage AMP advertisements. Ages have been closer to mid 30's than mid 20's.

There are very few AMPs that post the real girls' pictures in their advertisements. The last one that I can confirm was Fun City in Philadelphia a few years ago. And those pictures were so heavily photoshopped that it was difficult to make a positive identification.[/QUOTE]I have to agree with Horsetrader. I haven't seen any in the 20's in Greenbelt. I have talked to many of them who tries to make you think they are in their 20's but in reality they are in their mid 30's to early 40's and their makeup just make them look younger along with the lighting.

I have been to 905 a few times in the past couple of months after a long time not having gone there. That said, can someone help me with the pricing? I drew Cookie a ouple of weeks ago and the pricing seemed very high for some services. I didn't pay for the whole thing but partial stuff. Anyone who goes there regularly please clue me in on the current cost structure, thanks.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;3056168]Huh? I haven't been to a Greenbelt AMP for a couple of months, but I've been to most of them at least a couple of times. I do agree that there have been some good options in Greenbelt. But never have I seen a Greenbelt girl as hot as the ones in the Backpage AMP advertisements. Ages have been closer to mid 30's than mid 20's.

There are very few AMPs that post the real girls' pictures in their advertisements. The last one that I can confirm was Fun City in Philadelphia a few years ago. And those pictures were so heavily photoshopped that it was difficult to make a positive identification.[/QUOTE]It grieves me to say this, but the days of getting a GFE / PSE from a hot Korean gal in her 20's, in multiple spas for $160 ended about twenty years ago in DC. Then dating outside of the spa.

Oh well, bygones. You can still get those experiences, but be prepared to pay that cash.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;3057324]It grieves me to say this, but the days of getting a GFE / PSE from a hot Korean gal in her 20's, in multiple spas for $160 ended about twenty years ago in DC. Then dating outside of the spa.

Oh well, bygones. You can still get those experiences, but be prepared to pay that cash.[/QUOTE]Beautiful k-girls are still available in a few Tampa AMPs, but the total price is in the range of $240-$280. Philadelphia still has great products at $160, but it is a notch below the old DC quality. And GFE is an exception rather than the rule. I've been to AMPs in about 15 USA cities over the last 2 years, most are like Baltimore or PG county. Flushing is a whole different thing that can't be explained but has to be experienced.

Guess I'm lucky in a way. I've always preferred women with a bit more age on them--30's to early 40's. Not that I avoid those in their 20's, but I prefer the slightly more rounded, softer body, the more relaxed attitude that I usually find with a few extra years.

[QUOTE=Rockman2000;3057277]I have been to 905 a few times in the past couple of months after a long time not having gone there. That said, can someone help me with the pricing? I drew Cookie a ouple of weeks ago and the pricing seemed very high for some services. I didn't pay for the whole thing but partial stuff. Anyone who goes there regularly please clue me in on the current cost structure, thanks.[/QUOTE]I had stopped going to 905 given the less than stellar reviews. Cookie's routine is totally not what 905 and many other AMP's like it used to be.

The past- pay for time- girl massagee. Flip - tease. Whispers 'what you like?- negotiate 30.50 . . . 120-max for FS.

Cookie. Pay for time. Gave price for options 80 then 100 (did not offer FS to me) - pay. Do the deed. I had to ask nicely to get any massage. Was out of there in only 20 min. It was enjoyable- but not the same by a long shot. She is more attractive than the avg, though.

Hello. I'm very new to the hobbiest lifestyle.

If I go to an AMP in Baltimore and have visible genital warts can I still get the handy happy ending? Or will they throw me out?

Nah the girl would wear the rubber gloves for her safety. Good luck.

[QUOTE=NerfThis;3066668]Hello. I'm very new to the hobbiest lifestyle.

If I go to an AMP in Baltimore and have visible genital warts can I still get the handy happy ending? Or will they throw me out?[/QUOTE]

May I kindly refer you to the streetwalker, backpage and craigslist forums, which are more appropriate for your pre-existing condition. The "massage" brothers assiduously endeavor to avoid cross-infecting contributing members, whereas mongers on other, shall we say, less discriminating hobby panels, are more adaptable, immunized and naturely tolerant of STDS than our ilk.

Best regards, and please practice safe sex always. Jae.

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Having been tired of visting the same spots found a new listing on BP. Seeing as no one has visited or reported this one yet. I will TOFTT and report my findings.

Stay away! Raided right this min. FYI.

[QUOTE=Cream;3059624]I had stopped going to 905 given the less than stellar reviews. Cookie's routine is totally not what 905 and many other AMP's like it used to be.

The past- pay for time- girl massagee. Flip - tease. Whispers 'what you like?- negotiate 30.50 . . . 120-max for FS.

Cookie. Pay for time. Gave price for options 80 then 100 (did not offer FS to me) - pay. Do the deed. I had to ask nicely to get any massage. Was out of there in only 20 min. It was enjoyable- but not the same by a long shot. She is more attractive than the avg, though.[/QUOTE]That's what I got. I thought the 100 was a little pricey. She said FS next time for a total of $$. I am not likely to go back there. Someone told me they are on the LE radar, you can see the police station easily from there. Its not too discreet either. Go there in the afternoon the workout people all see you going in the back door and the front door is way too busy to park my car there.

[QUOTE=Youngster83;3067564]Stay away! Raided right this min. FYI.[/QUOTE]Golden was visited too. I have been told by one of the women that works in HoCo spas that they have brought in a guy from NOVA who has a specific protocol, experience and mission. And, I am told, he brings printouts of reviews and such to question them. Careful guys.

[QUOTE=JudasPreist;3067146]Having been tired of visting the same spots found a new listing on BP. Seeing as no one has visited or reported this one yet. I will TOFTT and report my findings.[/QUOTE]I stopped in 1416 this afternoon and had a wonderful time. Well worth the standard 6 house and 10 tip. Lily was a little heavy but made up for it in her care and attention. Look forward to returning.

I was wondering why they didn't pick up the phone today, I drove past and saw the open sign was off.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;3067980]Golden was visited too. I have been told by one of the women that works in HoCo spas that they have brought in a guy from NOVA who has a specific protocol, experience and mission. And, I am told, he brings printouts of reviews and such to question them. Careful guys.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=rochard99;3068057]I stopped in 1416 this afternoon and had a wonderful time. Well worth the standard 6 house and 10 tip. Lily was a little heavy but made up for it in her care and attention. Look forward to returning.[/QUOTE]I prefer CiCi, the younger one. Spinner type with a nice sets of Cs, rare in Asians. Body is soft and smooth with a nice Bush if you are into naturals. MMS says new ones due in Monday, guess where I will be spending the afternoon.

[QUOTE=ClubChecka;3068335]I was wondering why they didn't pick up the phone today, I drove past and saw the open sign was off.[/QUOTE]I am also told the cop is stopping customers and aggressively questioning them outside of spas. I would be very careful in HoCo.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;3069736]I am also told the cop is stopping customers and aggressively questioning them outside of spas. I would be very careful in HoCo.[/QUOTE]It's probably time to make physical contact between humans illegal.

"WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THERE, SON?

'Gee, well, I had a really long week, feel sore, and wanted to unwind with a massage'.

"COME WITH ME, SON" **Slaps on the cuff*.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;3069736]I am also told the cop is stopping customers and aggressively questioning them outside of spas. I would be very careful in HoCo.[/QUOTE]Good thing I didn't follow through and go to silk or lily. Almost did but I took it being closed as a sign to just call it a night since it was unusual.

WHats up guys visiting town for the week. Any recommendations for outcall near the airport? Possibly a white girl for a massage? Not interested in full service.

Stop by yesterday been a wild since I've been here Nancy no longer there I stay for one hour had Nana good one hour massage see is nice looking and gives good massage. Does Nacy work there Anymore? Who should I try next time there that may be good like Nacy was. ? Please PM me with info. Thanks.

Have seen the ads for a quite long time. Don't remember seeing any discussions. Any itel on them is very much appreciated.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/60-2-hands-special-with-juniper-8-30pm-3am-ask-about-other-avail-opts-txt-for-appt-443-292-2434/9642613[/URL]

[QUOTE=LuvAlAround;3081292]Have seen the ads for a quite long time. Don't remember seeing any discussions. Any itel on them is very much appreciated.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/60-2-hands-special-with-juniper-8-30pm-3am-ask-about-other-avail-opts-txt-for-appt-443-292-2434/9642613[/URL][/QUOTE]You may want to steer clear from those two, talk about consistently bad reviews. Jezzy used to be solo, she was bad then and is still bad with her partner. Save yourself the headache. Personally, I haven't seen them but their reviews on the other site spells it all. Avoid.

[QUOTE=LuvAlAround;3081292]Have seen the ads for a quite long time. Don't remember seeing any discussions. Any itel on them is very much appreciated.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/60-2-hands-special-with-juniper-8-30pm-3am-ask-about-other-avail-opts-txt-for-appt-443-292-2434/9642613[/URL][/QUOTE]Had you done your research, you would have found that most of the recent reviews for either or both of these providers are mixed or negative. Also, several reviewers noted that their incall location was smoky and not in a good part of town.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;3081428]Had you done your research, you would have found that most of the recent reviews for either or both of these providers are mixed or negative. Also, several reviewers noted that their incall location was smoky and not in a good part of town.[/QUOTE]Not new here, but new to posting. Newbies are easy to be neglected, esp. With the codes in the posts. Trying to build my reputation.

But thanks!

I visited a little brown spa in the glen burnie area, provider was older but accommodating. I will say with some of the older providers they really do try to provide a good massage and seem to put it much greater effort.

Extras were available.

[QUOTE=IlikeDiveBars;3083932]I visited a little brown spa in the glen burnie area, provider was older but accommodating. I will say with some of the older providers they really do try to provide a good massage and seem to put it much greater effort.

Extras were available.[/QUOTE]The past young providers know what to do and most importantly how to do it.

Went to both a few weeks ago, but did not stay. In both cases, met at door and taken to room. Provider came in and must have been in their late 50's. I am certain in both cases they were nice folks, but I tend to like them a bit younger and at least somewhat attractive. Seems the days of old are over at least in the northern part of the county.

Stopped by and greeted by 30-ish, slender, Moni. Nice face and great body. Gave a hard back massage. Had a relaxing time. She did a great job. Standard. 6 and 1 tip.

After the massage the towel I laid on simply got a little cover put over it. The second towel got rolled up and placed as the foot towel. Would be so much easier to get clean towels. I got a little icked-out by this as I was leaving. I hope the next monger enjoys my sweat!

The place smelled a little damp since it's in a basement and has classic dark wood paneling. Reports of the place being as nice as Relaxx are way off. That place was much more pleasant, albeit totally legit.

[QUOTE=ElliottBrood;3086592]Stopped by and greeted by 30-ish, slender, Moni. Nice face and great body. Gave a hard back massage. Had a relaxing time. She did a great job. Standard. 6 and 1 tip.

After the massage the towel I laid on simply got a little cover put over it. The second towel got rolled up and placed as the foot towel. Would be so much easier to get clean towels. I got a little icked-out by this as I was leaving. I hope the next monger enjoys my sweat!

The place smelled a little damp since it's in a basement and has classic dark wood paneling. Reports of the place being as nice as Relaxx are way off. That place was much more pleasant, albeit totally legit.[/QUOTE]I'm having trouble finding 1416 can anyone pm me. I would like to try something better than 905 since my last visits were pretty much terrible.

Ah young padawan. Use the search function in appropriate categories of CL and BP with the argument "1416" (hit the little magnifier glass) - or just read the titles to find the titties.

[QUOTE=ProjectMayham;3090260]I'm having trouble finding 1416 can anyone pm me. I would like to try something better than 905 since my last visits were pretty much terrible.[/QUOTE]