Some rules from the Orlando Board
I found this very interesting!
RULE 1:
NEVER ever DFK your masseuse, in my opinion this is the most common mistake made by rookies. Come on let's put some thought into this one, let's say you walk into an AMP at 8 pm and your masseuse started work at 10 am. She likely has had her tongue up a dozen other dudes ass holes and god knows how many loads blown in her mouth. I don't care how many times she's brushed her teeth or rinsed with mouthwash, there still some type of foreign DNA stuck in there. I'll be damned if I accidentally end up with some dudes ass hair in my mouth. That's just fucking gross, and if you're into that to each his own.
RULE 2:
They are all paid cum dumpsters they take your money in exchange for you getting off. Respect fully treat them for what they are, don't be shy, don't think you're going to insult them. If you're unsure of how far your dream is going to go simply go for let your hands roam, politely guide her head where needs to be.
RULE 3:
Flash the cash, when paying the entry fee make sure they see you have the additional play money on you.
RULE 4:
Refer to rule one, that shits important.
RULE 5:
The table shower, Typically from past experience this is a best indication how far your date is going to go. If she free hands the wash and does a good job on the boys you're going to get something. One of my favorite moves is when she's squatting down drying off your feet and legs simply guide her head toward your junk and see where goes.
RULE 6:
30 min vs 60 min. Typically you get your best bang for your buck by doubling your time and hopefully doubling your experience with the 60 minutes, Think about this one it's simple economics. The retail average CFL 30 minute dream goes for approximately 6 Mario coins a minute, the average 60 minute dream goes for 4 a minute. However if you can't afford the 60 and go for the 30 always make sure when possible to whack off prior to your visit. These girls are pros, they know how to get a guy off do what you can to extend your dream. There's nothing worse than laying that type of coin out and only lasting 5 minutes.
RULE 7:
Control the clock, this is your 60 minutes. Immediately after the shower get the first pop out of the way. Relax for a little bit hopefully get a halfway decent massage and as soon as you're ready proceed to round two. Never let the masseuse run the clock down With the massage portion. This is simply time management, get the best bang for your buck.
RULE 8:
Referred to rule one, that shits important. Think about that one I'm sure the odds are slim but do you possibly want to end up with another dude ass hair in your mouth.
RULE 9:
The art of the deal. If you are a frequent flyer it's time to begin negotiations. I visited an AMP in Saint Augustine by weekly at the same time for almost 2 years until they closed. By no means was my masseuse at 10 and or full-service but she knew how to get the job done. After three months the negotiations begin. 60 to the house for the hour and 25 to my masseuse every time she got me off. That Asian MILF would earn her 75 bucks, this also often lead to my 60 minute sessions being extended. This proved to me the low-volume AMPs can be golden.
RULE 10:
The lineup, If I'm not going to visit a specific person I always request a lineup prior to house fee. I'll be damned if I walk into a car dealer and assume I'm purchasing a sports car and end up with a fucking 90's SUV. A simple hey can I see who's working today Will avoid any unpleasant surprises.
RULE 11:
Research read the forums, do your homework. Do periodic drive-bys when possible to scope the parking lot. It's a rookie mistake I often made in the beginning. A full house usually leads to a rushed session.
RULE 12:
Time of day, I have found the most enthusiastic of my experiences have been toward the beginning of the day. Think about this one are you going to work your hardest at 1 PM right after lunch with a full stomach. Do you think your girl is going to give her best Performance after fucking for 8 to 12 hours straight.
RULE 13:
Doubles, if you can afford it plain and simple do it. Them bitches seem to get in a competition with one another of who can be the bigger sluts. Mona and Yuki working alone are a solid 8 on my scale, together a 10+. It's a dam shame we will never get to experience them together again.
RULE 14:
REFER TO RULE ONE! That shits important.
Please feel free to add on.
AMP Rules from the Orlando Board
[QUOTE=PokerJoker;3916290]I found this very interesting!
RULE 14:
REFER TO RULE ONE! That shits important.
Please feel free to add on.[/QUOTE]You forgot the most important rule.
RULE 15: Get your ass and $$. 4 over to Blue Ocean or Golden Gate immediately.
Truth.