Massage Parlor Reports

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6th report.

This is from Dec 2011, last month.

Called Micha and set up appointment. Her location is a cheap but clean hotel by the airport. Let me start by stating that is NOT her in the photos you see in her ad. She is African American. 5'3 160-170lbs, C or D cup breasts, and a decent size backside. She is not nearly as attractive as the girl in the ads however. If you want a visual, think Nell Carter from the sitcom Give me a Break, but not as attractive. There is no massage, and after undressing she went straight to a CBJ. Very nice. She offered FS but I declined. After about 20mins of CBJ she said her mouth was getting tired and offered to perform FS cowgirl. I told her she could finish with a HE, which she complied with because I did not want FS. If you want a very good CBJ with FS available in the price as well, then this is a perfect choice for you. If you think you're getting the woman in the ad however, you will be disappointed because thats not her. For the price I think it's a very good value, but I will not repeat because I wanted the woman in the picture not her.

Hope this review helps and that I've coverd the basics.

[QUOTE=FreeStylezzz;1357953]I am not surprised at all. I called her on 2 different occassions. 1st time I got same phone treatment as you. Very rude and unwarranted aggression. And all I did was mention the ad SHE posted. She didn't hang up but convo was short. 2nd call (don't know why I even tried a 2nd time. Maybe it was one of those days) she talked me to death! I mean it was a convo about nothing but she wouldn't stop. I actually just hung up the phone and I knew to never again call. So from her phone convo's and lengthy BP posting I realized she don't have it all together and I don't need that drama in my life regardless of her massage skillz.[/QUOTE]A is a Legend in her own mind.

[QUOTE=Brad 243;1304167]Has a pic in her ad. Short hair?[/QUOTE]I know YMMV but when I saw Jenny in Hazelwood a HE was not offered. My first time there. Did not ask but anyone know for sure if that is available?

[QUOTE=FreeStylezzz;1358176]I don't know about everyone else, but I work hard for my money. So my opinion is if you don't like what you see or situation doesn't feel right. YES just say no thanks, I change my mind and just leave. Don't wait for a response, just leave. Save your money. Also try asking more questions before you get there. It may help you determine what you should do.[/QUOTE]Good advice. This has happened to me a couple of times. I usually say I just got an emergency text from a family member and I got to go and flip them a 20 for their time.

If they look like a real skank or I fear for my safety I just say "no thanks" turn and walk away. Try to always listen to the big head.

Trust me, its happened to them before.

Rambler

[QUOTE=FhcWrestler07; 1358101]Any info on this one? Pretty reasonable rates.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/baby-its-cold-outside-come-let-me-warm-you-up-with-my-hands-28/7591902[/url][/QUOTE]Read further on down.

[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1357770][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happiness-isanall-about-you-momentcome-get-personal/5745712[/url]

4th report.

Ok, this was a very interesting one. I will type verbatim how my conversation with Denise went, and let everyone make up their own minds on what I may have / might not have did wrong.

*NOTE* this was my first and LAST time calling her.

Me: May I speak to Denise?

Denise: This is her. Who else would answer the phone?

Me. (slight pause) Ok, I was calling about your ad on the backpage regarding a massage and wanted to,

Denise: (interrupts) I told you before, I don't have openings ok?

Me: I haven't spoken,

Denise: C'mon hon stop it. Good-bye (click)

Me: (holding the phone & replaying the conversation in my mind) Hangs up.

This is EXACTLY how the conversation went. I reread some reports on her, and the reports do state she is somewhat difficult on the phone and that callers should be nice & respectful when they call her per she performs the massages out of her home. I understand and respect that because there are some wierdos on this site and in the living breathing world we live in. I've tried to rationalize in my mind what caused her to have that type of response to a first time caller. The only thing I can think of is that maybe my number is similar to a bad customer? Regardless, I will not attempt to schedule an appointment with her again. She has a right to refuse service & instead of bad mouthing her, I will leave it at that.

Hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the club. By the way, she monitors this site and, occasionally, will post a comment stating that she really is not like that.

Most senior members on here have had very similar conversations with her.

[QUOTE=FreeStylezzz;1358176]I don't know about everyone else, but I work hard for my money. So my opinion is if you don't like what you see or situation doesn't feel right. YES just say no thanks, I change my mind and just leave. Don't wait for a response, just leave. Save your money. Also try asking more questions before you get there. It may help you determine what you should do.[/QUOTE]There are lots of previous post on Debbie. Just do a little research here and you could save the time and money. Try searching the thread before you call.

[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1357770][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happiness-isanall-about-you-momentcome-get-personal/5745712[/url]

4th report.

Ok, this was a very interesting one. I will type verbatim how my conversation with Denise went, and let everyone make up their own minds on what I may have / might not have did wrong.

*NOTE* this was my first and LAST time calling her.

Me: May I speak to Denise?

Denise: This is her. Who else would answer the phone?

Me. (slight pause) Ok, I was calling about your ad on the backpage regarding a massage and wanted to,

Denise: (interrupts) I told you before, I don't have openings ok?

Me: I haven't spoken,

Denise: C'mon hon stop it. Good-bye (click)

Me: (holding the phone & replaying the conversation in my mind) Hangs up.

This is EXACTLY how the conversation went. I reread some reports on her, and the reports do state she is somewhat difficult on the phone and that callers should be nice & respectful when they call her per she performs the massages out of her home. I understand and respect that because there are some wierdos on this site and in the living breathing world we live in. I've tried to rationalize in my mind what caused her to have that type of response to a first time caller. The only thing I can think of is that maybe my number is similar to a bad customer? Regardless, I will not attempt to schedule an appointment with her again. She has a right to refuse service & instead of bad mouthing her, I will leave it at that.

Hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.[/QUOTE]I feel you bro. Here is how my first and last contact with Denise went.

Denise: Hello,

Me: Hi may I speak to Denise.

Denise:Who is this (rudely)

Me: This is xxx. I am calling regarding your ad, wondering if I can make an appointment.

Her: Yeah right whatever.

(a moment of silence as I am confused by this response)

ME: I repeat my purpose for calling.

Denise: Click!

I see I am not alone in my experience. She is either bipolar, or plain stupid. To those of you who swear by her, you are obviously some of the lucky ones. Denise if you are reading these posts as others have suggested, I want you to know, you are bipolar, or stupid. Neither is a good quality to have in your line of work.

[QUOTE=FreeStylezzz;1358176]I don't know about everyone else, but I work hard for my money. So my opinion is if you don't like what you see or situation doesn't feel right. YES just say no thanks, I change my mind and just leave. Don't wait for a response, just leave. Save your money. Also try asking more questions before you get there. It may help you determine what you should do.[/QUOTE]I also have tried a few times. Going by reports. Its not like bad things happened. It just made me wonder do I need beer goggles or what. But I learned quick to just say nah I'm good thank you and walk.

Open your wallet so only you can see what's in it and say,"Damn, I only have two $20s. Where's the nearest ATM?" Drive off and never come back.

[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1357908][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massage/6955411[/url]

5th report.

This brings me to a question for all of you readers. What is proper "I don't want to go through with this massage" etiquette when you get to a providers location, see the provider and want to leave? Should I just tell her "No thanks" and walk away, walk away without saying anything, or something else? I don't want to be rude to these women, but I didn't want to go through with this massage. Any advice that doesn't involve insulting the provider would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]

She was rude to me the first time I called. I never called back. If she's paranoid, she shouldn't use a land line phone number in her ads.

[url]http://www.411.com/phone/1-314-921-4895[/url]

7th report.

Ok, I may have hit a bad streak. First my negative phone experience with an often reviewed provider (please see my previous posts, it should be obvious) and now this provider. I'm almost positive her name was Cheryl but I can't remember. Her location is off 270 by the Bigfoot truck, if that location can help clarify who she is. Called her to set up appointment and ask what rate was and was quoted $60. Set up appointment, get to her location and then the weirdness starts. She is an older white female 50-60yrs old. 5'3-5'5, 160-170lbs, blonde hair, and C cup ta-taas. Her location looks like a dental office and is safe & secure. I got undressed, and she started massage. Massage on back is actually decent, it's when the conversation started that I started thinking "OOOkay, is she in a cult?" She spent the entire hour talking about everything from God, the devil, assasins, racists, and politics. Don't get wrong, I can discuss these topics all day long with people who put me at ease. She comes off a tad bit, strange. Again, I don't want / like to bad mouth providers but the conversation was too much for my liking while I'm trying to get to my happy place, and two, some of her statements made me not feel comfortable. I'm sure we all like some conversation when we're lying in our birthday suits, but I believe that is because we (the customers) want to feel like "ok, if I close my eyes or doze off, you're not going to harm me or steal from me". Call me a scaredy cat, too easily spooked, or use any other adjectives you like, but she's a little weird. On top of the weird conversation, she wanted me to pay an additional $60 for a HE. I told her no thank you and after my 35min massage that was supposed to be 60min was up, I got dressed, left, and made the mental note to myself that was a one and done massage. I apologize again for not being 100% positive of her name but I do believe her name was Cheryl. I can't find the ad on backpage but if you guys are thinking about seeing any providers whose location is by the Bigfoot truck off 270, think long & hard.

I REALLY hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.

[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1357908][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massage/6955411[/url]

5th report.

Debbie is another provider who is well reviewed on this site, so I thought I would take the plunge and see if her glowing reviews are warranted. I'm not one to bad mouth people so I will state that she is not my cup of tea. Debbie is a white female, about 55-60 years of age, light tan hair, and if you need a visual, think of an older looking version of the actress Kathy Bates but not as attractive. She lives off Tesson Ferry & 270 in a safe, peaceful neighborhood with VERY narrow streets, no sidewalks. She is very nice on the phone and booking the appointment was not a problem. Get to her home, knock on the door and viewing her I thought "THIS is Debbie?". She's about 5'6, 185lbs, and for the body, I can't really describe her physique to be honest with you guys. Nothing stood out & I wasn't oogling her frame. The massage itself was decent on the back and on the flip, lots of oil with a HE. I need to get out of the habit of picturing how I think the provider is supposed to look, so I won't be disappointed when I get to their location. I don't like to bash ANYONE, so I hope I'm not offending anyone on the board who is one of her regulars. I just want to give you my opinion without insulting the provider. Massage was $100 for an hour. I will end my review here because I don't have anything positive to add and again, she may be great to some of you guys, just not me. This brings me to a question for all of you readers. What is proper "I don't want to go through with this massage" etiquette when you get to a providers location, see the provider and want to leave? Should I just tell her "No thanks" and walk away, walk away without saying anything, or something else? I don't want to be rude to these women, but I didn't want to go through with this massage. Any advice that doesn't involve insulting the provider would be greatly appreciated.

Hope this review helps and I have covered the basics.[/QUOTE]I saw Debbie first time Friday. I can't argue with most of what you are saying, however, I will return. My HE also inlcuded BBBJ and then covered CG and Mish. To each his own, but for a 55-60 year old, she performed well taking care of the HE.

[QUOTE=Chet Font; 1358552]She was rude to me the first time I called. I never called back. If she's paranoid, she shouldn't use a land line phone number in her ads.

[url]http://www.411.com/phone/1-314-921-4895[/url][/QUOTE]You are an ass. 1st rule of the hobby is never post a persons real Identity! No matter how rude she is to people on the phone she doesn't deserve being outed like this!

[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1358582]7th report.

Ok, I may have hit a bad streak. First my negative phone experience with an often reviewed provider (please see my previous posts, it should be obvious) and now this provider. I'm almost positive her name was Cheryl but I can't remember. Her location is off 270 by the Bigfoot truck, if that location can help clarify who she is. Called her to set up appointment and ask what rate was and was quoted $60. Set up appointment, get to her location and then the weirdness starts. She is an older white female 50-60yrs old. 5'3-5'5, 160-170lbs, blonde hair, and C cup ta-taas. Her location looks like a dental office and is safe & secure. I got undressed, and she started massage. Massage on back is actually decent, it's when the conversation started that I started thinking "OOOkay, is she in a cult?" She spent the entire hour talking about everything from God, the devil, assasins, racists, and politics. Don't get wrong, I can discuss these topics all day long with people who put me at ease. She comes off a tad bit, strange. Again, I don't want / like to bad mouth providers but the conversation was too much for my liking while I'm trying to get to my happy place, and two, some of her statements made me not feel comfortable. I'm sure we all like some conversation when we're lying in our birthday suits, but I believe that is because we (the customers) want to feel like "ok, if I close my eyes or doze off, you're not going to harm me or steal from me". Call me a scaredy cat, too easily spooked, or use any other adjectives you like, but she's a little weird. On top of the weird conversation, she wanted me to pay an additional $60 for a HE. I told her no thank you and after my 35min massage that was supposed to be 60min was up, I got dressed, left, and made the mental note to myself that was a one and done massage. I apologize again for not being 100% positive of her name but I do believe her name was Cheryl. I can't find the ad on backpage but if you guys are thinking about seeing any providers whose location is by the Bigfoot truck off 270, think long & hard.

I REALLY hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.[/QUOTE]Cheryl may be the looniest of them all. Remember Glen Close in "Fatal Attraction? Cheryl even went off on me one day when she thought that I was seeing another "therapist".

She actually could give you a great massage. Especially if she shuts up. There was a lot more than just a massage there. However, after she knows you she starts hitting you up for money.

Way too much drama. Kept getting worse. Havn't been back in years. Apparently, nothing has changed. By the way, a lot of the current providers out there have worked in that office with her. She bad mouthed every one of them. Very paranoid.