I was just wondering, all of the reports I've read here are from the blade. I was just wondering if anyone has tried their luck east / west of the blade. If so, what kind of success have you found?
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I was just wondering, all of the reports I've read here are from the blade. I was just wondering if anyone has tried their luck east / west of the blade. If so, what kind of success have you found?
Stark all the way out has been productive. Caught dates on ALL East / West rips throughout the years.
Never know I suppose.
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I am not usually out that late. But might have to check out that area again. The one girl peaked my interest.
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[QUOTE=JonB2301;5003582]I think you mean 'piqued' your interest, no?[/QUOTE]While the forum sometimes automatically changes the random odd word in your reports after posting.
I find this helpful w / his reports.
I decided to go on patrol along 82nd and came across someone I think it's new. Light skinned SW, possible latin or asian. Brown athletic top and matching jogging shorts. She stood out with electric blue hair. Tried to get her attention, but she was chatting away on her phone. Had a mask on, so could not see her face.
Any idea who she is?
[QUOTE=KsFollower;5005099]I decided to go on patrol along 82nd and came across someone I think it's new. Light skinned SW, possible latin or asian. Brown athletic top and matching jogging shorts. She stood out with electric blue hair. Tried to get her attention, but she was chatting away on her phone. Had a mask on, so could not see her face.
Any idea who she is?[/QUOTE]She look nice and thick.
After Wednesday commute was weak, stayed in rest of evening. Not even certain why I headed out tonight as I've got a regular coming over Saturday. Maybe was that full moon w/ Mars so bright nearby (check it out). Perhaps it's that beginning of winding down of those warm Summer nights that I always hate to see end. Probably just wanted to see if I could run into that last blonde WSW near Foster from the night before.
Loaded copilot, a drink or two & some tunes & hit it JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # from 9:45>11:30.
Totally empty until just before Stark a 30's +- trim brunette in white longer skirt dress, jean jacket & boots was walking in for some waiting car. Not the best look at her & never saw her again.
BSW Crew Cut was near Utopia along. One or two other BSW in the same few blocks.
Witnessed & actually saw Bagger get off her bench & hop in some car behind Klickatat.
Finally, Sandy upper # produced one blonde yoga panted WSW talking at window of some lifted truck at Courtesy, then hopping in. Street cute but nothing that I was going to get worked up about.
Oh yeah, half the PPD was still at police taped off Adams Market. Must have been fifteen SUV flashing their lights along w/ the mobile command center & the coroner wagons. That shooting happened early Thursday & it still looks like it was minutes old. Strange but it got stranger quickly.
Waiting to turn left off Sandy 82nd some criddler twirling several glow sticks on strings & yelling he stopped directly in front of the truck screaming "Trump has Covid" & other unintelligible political type ravings I didn't catch. He continued his spiel as he walked up the Sandy Hill. His antics freaked the copilot out some & she hopped in extended cab quick. Wasn't until I changed CD fifteen minutes later realized that I heard it first on CNR (criddler news radio) before OPD. Immediately thought Trump would go down in history as the first POTUS to assassinate himself. LOL.
Was slow enough the pup & I stopped at high school park for a piss & to look at full moon w/ Mars chaser while she did some half hearted fetching w/ her glow in dark ball.
As we were leaving park ran into this one criddler WSW who I'd seen around Kickatat last few nights scallivanting in weird, hooded filthy pajama like outfit. Thinking just another crazy whatever & ignored her before but tonight my fuglie criddler magnet was on again damn it. She was offering & I was desperately trying to get off leashed copilot in truck & away from her. Unfortunately, pajama girl had a strong order of bad salmon dog treats w/ a hint of roadkill & the pup has a stronger constitution than I & as such engaged. Finally got my pup in truck & made our getaway.
You'd think after that I'd be heading home & (like Trump probably is right now) break out the bleach. But it couldn't get any fucking worse, so I did another lap.
The whole of 82nd was empty this time except for a Tyrone & his younger cute charge. She was in tight grey outfit smoking at Fremont convenience store. I wondered why there & not walking when I drove by Klickatat 7-11 & there were a couple PPD SUV on street & back entrance. Add a one other hiding across the street. The wild west of this summer seems to be on hold for a bit in that particular location for now.
I called the night right then & never spotted anything until Flavel>JCB where some of unnamed fuglies had come out late.
One of the worst recons I can remember in quite some time.
This evening really skewed the data of weeknight vs weekend nights theory I had going.
Safe recons & life.
Think I had my fill of Lowwider. Went out with a bang. Seen her at the bus stop- Clackamas. Looking good in her little yellow outfit. Like a pro got her in the truck.
Had that nobody rides for free conversation. Just short of Clacktown stopped short and I had her give me a HJ. She caught 7,000,000 babies, got her to the spot, see ya.
Sticky Fingers blasted in the vehicle, super perfect.
The cute tall blondish hair girl who smells like a hoe with the heavy pot smell. OMG. Had not seen her in a while. She was out on the same corner. First thing she said is. Got 150 on you. A Tyrone was down the block watching traffic. Be careful out there. This is days after a murder in the area.
MT,
No, she was slim but not athletic\muscular. She may have been a light skinned BSW, tough to tell with the orange sun in the sky at the time.
[QUOTE=MuscleThick;5005239]She look nice and thick.[/QUOTE]
Coming back w/ that delinquent copilot after a few hours hiking/swimming @ 1000 acres. Had tons of time before picking up Merry at 11:00 tonight so we took a look Sandy>82nd>JCB +- 6:25 or so.
First spotting was the criddler pajama wearing one out in daylight. Tried to snap a photo as I passed but between copilot nuzzling my arm & Portland roads it came out for shit. She's been wearing the same one piece whatever you call it for seven days +. She's going to break Sara # 1. 5 record here soon. From my too close smell a ho' encounter on Thursday night she has Sarah # 1.5 beat in the stank department already. Was reminded of the Tigger stuffed tiger I had was three or four & how fucking filthy that would get until mom pried it of my grubby mitts & ran it through the wash. LOL. I'm going to call her "Tigger" from now on. Started singing that Disney song to the copilot as we headed North. Yes, the copilot thinks her Dad is strange. For what little it's worth loaded the picture below.
Rammer, Sticky Fingers LOL & speaking of Lowwider since you're done w/ her. There's a new(?) doppelganger LSW that reminds me of her. Saw her all dressed in tan near States. Same look & shape etc. & no Tyrone in sight.
Quasimodo was at Harbor Freight. I stopped & asked her if she was hungry, she replied not really blankly. I'll try another day when I have time to get her some takeout. Not sure I want her in the truck. Hesitant to just gift her some cash as I don't want to pay for someones drugs willingly.
Empty Foster>JCB. Maybe some additional recon tonight before I head downtown.
Safe recons & life.
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Saturday Night:
Had a little time before picking up Merry & did a few laps 9:45>11:00. JCB>82nd>Sandy upper #.
Empty until Sandy upper # where a sloppy looking dirty blonde BBW WSW in short skirt & heels was near the Adams Market area. Two shootings in that area in less than twenty four hours & to be honest I'm being somewhat cautious for now on area of Sandy.
The Klickitat area was noticeably deserted of any & all possibilities. The odd PPD SUV was parked in the area seemed to clear them all out.
North end was empty of all except BSW Crew Cut. She was hanging w/ new to me BBW WSW w/ a monster chest. Despite the WSW's size I will say she was very cute & dressed nicely.
It didn't improve whatsoever on the last full lap JCB>82nd>Sandy, still empty except for stalwart Denise wandering near Burnside in black onesie & open oversize white shirt.
Empty Burnside>JCB at 11:15 coming back from downtown. Fruitless loops all around tonight.
Sunday Afternoon:
Another hike at 1000 acres for that spoiled copilot along w/ Merry. Yes, I'm trying to get my $30.00 worth out of NWF pass this Covid condensed year & before it turns into chilly ass muddy hikes etc.
Did the reverse Sandy>82nd>JCB +-4:00 as semi exhausted pup sprawled across back seat.
Usually nice Sunday afternoons can be a whirlwind of sightings. Today wasn't one of them as it was empty all the way to just past WM Carts where younger WSW w/ short dark hair was all dressed in black top & pants. I thought maybe RR's Pat Benatar unicorn but not sure. She looked less Benatar today vs. the first time I spotted her earlier.
At bar almost across from Harbor Freight Quasimodo was sitting on curb as some dude who wasn't RR delivered what looked to be takeout tray to her. Made me feel better about not doing the same recently.
Monday Early AM:
Took Merry home at 6:45 since today's a work day. Not that I was especially awake yet but awake enough to see it was empty JCB>Division except for the few subterranean's hurrying to wherever they nest before the sun rises. Of special mention was the dude stepping off the curb & vigorously flipping off all who passed him. Good morning Portland. SMDHS.
Safe recons & life.
Thanks for the Homie lookout. To bad she wasn't wearing a dress or short, shorts.
The Pat Benatar Walker has atleast one thigh tattoo.
Pretty sure she Walks with that gigantour BSW that's out from time to time. Better description would be thin, Amazon, TS looking BSW (haven't seen her for days).
Amazon and PB always have their nappy head Tyrone near, always North.
Doubt it could be her South, but cautiously optimistic.
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Usually nice Sunday afternoons can be a whirlwind of sightings. Today wasn't one of them as it was empty all the way to just past WM Carts where younger WSW w/ short dark hair was all dressed in black top & pants. I thought maybe RR's Pat Benatar unicorn but not sure. She looked less Benatar today vs. the first time I spotted her earlier.
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[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5010032]Thanks for the Homie lookout. To bad she wasn't wearing a dress or short, shorts.
The Pat Benatar Walker has at least one thigh tattoo. Pretty sure she Walks with that gigantour BSW that's out from time to time. Better description would be thin, Amazon, TS looking BSW (haven't seen her for days).
Amazon and PB always have their nappy head Tyrone near, always North.
Doubt it could be her South, but cautiously optimistic.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I've only seen her in pants & never South of Division. Always solo in my sightings but I could have missed Tyrone or others. Also like I previously mentioned she is a pretty close clone of my little sister so I haven't looped around. I'm strange but that's over the line for me. Yesterday couldn't take more than a superficial quick glance at 35 mph w/Merry riding along. I'll keep an eye out for her.
Monday Commute Recon:
Started up on my Southern job today after fire evacuation mess. Heading home +- 6:00 & normally exit 205 at JCB for home. Short on sleep last night & was talking on phone & found myself passing Division. Fuck me, space out much Zavi. SMDHS.
Well since I was that far might as well do a commute recon so Sandy>82nd>JCB it was.
Bagger was holding station at the usual area.
Nothing until at Sunny Market pawn was the major whale WSW I said reminded me of Mama Cass in Tuesdays report. Said to myself that night if I ever see her again that'll be her moniker. Since changed my mind after today's horrific daylight sighting. It's an insult to Mama Cass. Last time I saw her was thankfully fairly dark & she was in loose mu-mu. Today's stretch pants she was wearing today looked like her ass was on backwards. I'll never look at camel toe the same way for quite a while. From now on she shall be known as "Ass Backwards". My snarky & sick side wanted to loop around for a photo yet couldn't bring myself to, so a photo I grabbed online will have to suffice (I swear live it was so much fucking worse than the photo). Hurried myself home for a shower & alcohol after cursing myself for taking the long way home.
Not another sighting to purge that "Ass Backwards" from my burning retinas the rest of the way home. Hell, after that even a low number Sara/Sarah or Flavel fuglie would have been a welcome sight. LOL.
Safe recons & life.
Anyone seen the blonde nappy head BSW giant booty? Thin with a donkey behind her. Seen her on Sandy between 122-102.
[QUOTE=Jaysteeze;5011615]Anyone seen the blonde nappy head BSW giant booty? Thin with a donkey behind her. Seen her on Sandy between 122-102.[/QUOTE]Yup, her name's Barbi, caught her for a $40 BBBJ just off 82/ Sandy the other day and she kept saying "Let's go back to my room. " I told her Nope, and took her to my fave spot. Ten minutes later I dropped her back off across the street from the Sandy EconoLodge after exchanging #'s. Texted her later saying I wanted Greek and she was down with that for $100, but we couldn't schedule in time and I think she's already gone.