Massage Parlor Reports

So, I have been reading about AMP girls belching and flatulating while with clients. That is disgusting, gross and rude as heck. As a long, long time hobbyist, having fucked over 2,500 women, including Caucasians and Latina's, I have never experienced one episode of a lady executing a gastrointestinal expulsion. Never. Maybe I am lucky. If I ever in the future, experience any provider that does one of these things, I would simply get up and leave the room.

Now, I have fucked many women and have cum in their vagina's while another sexy lady was giving my swollen, burning, churning bal-sac a tongue bath. Whereupon, after e- JAG-you-Lating a massive salty load in their spasming vagina's, they would, "felch" out my warm, salty semen into the open mouth of the lucky lady who is sucking on my not deflating, ahem, balls! Threesome are very, very fun but expensive, especially if the girls are good looking. I have had many, many threesome with Asian ladies and they are a lot of fun. However, there are also many Asian's, particularly Thai girls, who will Not do threesomes that include FS.

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I went for a second visit. It was terrible. Walk in, shown the room and noticed the paper covered only half the table. The lower half, Ewwww. Boss lady comes in and we're off to the races, however, she was in a shouting match with another girl in the next room, of course all in Chinese. Incredibly distracting. Full access up and down including fiv. The bolt-ons were hard as bowling balls. Then mid stroke, a town official of some sort comes into store asking questions. It was uncomfortable. Anyway, I was in for an hour but by the time a half hour and 4 times her leaving the room, I said "all set". She wanted me to stay for massage but cripes I just wanted to get out the door. She made all kinds of promises for next time. Well that won't happen. Not recommended.

[QUOTE=DownWind;5927490]I went for a second visit. It was terrible. Walk in, shown the room and noticed the paper covered only half the table. The lower half, Ewwww. Boss lady comes in and we're off to the races, however, she was in a shouting match with another girl in the next room, of course all in Chinese. Incredibly distracting. Full access up and down including fiv. The bolt-ons were hard as bowling balls. Then mid stroke, a town official of some sort comes into store asking questions. It was uncomfortable. Anyway, I was in for an hour but by the time a half hour and 4 times her leaving the room, I said "all set". She wanted me to stay for massage but cripes I just wanted to get out the door. She made all kinds of promises for next time. Well that won't happen. Not recommended.[/QUOTE]We warned you! Place is terrible! Not worth the hassle.

Head to Waltham or Watertown for more relaxing and enjoyable places.

Does anyone know of a place with a provider that has huge tits and does nude or at least topless with UTC bottom? Send me a PM.

Called ahead and asked for Cici and damn am I glad I did. She's friggin gorgeous in my opinion. 28 years old, long hair, tight little body and a perfect ass! Smooth dark skin.

Said our hellos and a little small talk and the first 20 minutes was pretty standard. Not a terrible massage but a little too much skin rubbing for my taste. I told her to save time and I'd massage her so I flipped a little early and told her it was her turn. She was about to lay down but I suggested she get naked. She said how much I said 60 she said 100. I should have countered 80 but I just wanted her naked so a c note it was. When she got naked oh my god what body, perfect little ass. She laid down and I gave her a good head to toe massage getting every nook and cranny front and back. She wouldn't let me go down on her but she got pretty hot as I sucked her nipples. First time, maybe shell go for it next time. After that we did multiple position*HJ. 69*HJ*with that sweet puss inches from my face. *BJ*is on the menu but I passed. This girl is fantastic, she is from Philadelphia and this is her fourth day here but I'm not sure how long she will last, get it while it's hot!

Stopped by this place on Newport Avenue not too long ago. I saw a 5'7" girl who looked to be a lesbian. But, since I was a walkin there was not much I could do as the other MT was busy. I believe her name was Tammy or Jenna. I had gone in here to see either Kim or Summer. Anyway, the gal I saw had tats on her right arm / forearm. Huge turnoff as I FUCKING HATE TATS! LOL. I just got the 30 minute massage and left. I did see a decent looking MT on the way out. She looked to be early 30's 5'3" and 135 pounds with brown hair and eyes. She was checking me out pretty good so, I may go back and check her out. Don't know if there are any extras here. They seemed legit.

I just know Kim works here and also works at the Pond Street Thai Massage place.

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Porn chick I have been checking out recently. Fucking gorgeous gal. Hot as FUCK! She really enjoys a good fucking and talks as sweet and dirty as you like. I love women like this. Co-ed type, sexy, tender and with a great attitude. Just wanted to post it here because I have fucked hundreds of gals and finished exactly like this finish. A sexy gal jerking my thick e-JAG-you-Lating cock with her soft, feminine hands into and onto their young, fertile vaginas. It's a beautiful thing. I am having a hard time uploading the pic. It might be a temporary glitch. I will keep trying and post it here ASAP.

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[QUOTE=Jrvegasfun;5926184]Why is it so difficult to find a place that meets all of the 3 criteria I'm looking for?

I just want a great no rush massage for 60 minutes, using oils that do not have a smell to them, with a very nice hand finish. No extras needed, no FS, no upsells.

I'm open to recs in the Chemls / Lowell / Burlington area.[/QUOTE]Chelms: Vinyl sq Rosemary. Top shelf service, girls usually pretty too.

Methuen: 209 Broadway / Lavender / Swan.

Lowell: Purple.

Tewks: Lotus. Tell her you want the full 60 minutes and your back hurts and she will sort you out. Takes direction well. Tease is sensual and finish is great. Takes direction well.

Stopped by here yesterday. As I pulled into the parking lot, I noticed it was fucking full! It was a cold arrival as I did not call ahead to make an appointment. I sometimes like to come in as a walking because you may strike gold.

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I came in here recently and saw one of my ATF's that I have known for several years. She was really, really pissed that there are reviews written about RTS, Iyara, Bangkok and Cha Ba Spa. She told me, as she said she has been telling all of her clients: Do not post reviews. I told her that there are many hundreds of men that have been seeing ladies for many years and that guys are going to review girls. It is just the way it is and that this is the business we've chosen.

She said if I was going to post a review to please, keep it clean. LOL.

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[QUOTE=MathGuy59;5929496]Stopped by here yesterday. As I pulled into the parking lot, I noticed it was fucking full! It was a cold arrival as I did not call ahead to make an appointment. I sometimes like to come in as a walking because you may strike gold.

MG59.[/QUOTE]Can you share some detail for this location? Service level and if there is anyone interesting working there.

Thank you,

Skip.

So, I came here yesterday. I called ahead but there was no response. I parked across the street at the metered parking spot. I strolled across the street and walked up the steps and rang the buzzer. After about 1 or 2 minutes, a 40 something, short, stubby dark haired mamasan opens the door and says "You make appointment"? I say "no". I told her I had called 20 minutes earlier and no one answered the phone. She looked puzzled and said. "You come back, 10 minutes". I said, "ok" and then left. This is about the third time this has occurred here. I am beginning to think that she may be the only one working here. If anyone has had a more favorable experience, please, post it. Thanks.

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Has anyone gotten anything more than HE and UTC at Oasis in Brookline? Language barrier is present. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Monty281;5930785]Has anyone gotten anything more than HE and UTC at Oasis in Brookline? Language barrier is present. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I have been to oasis for six times, no language barrier, but I have only got HE and upper nude. Not sure if that is what UTC means. I tried to give higher tip, but still didn't work. Tried four masseuse for the same results. I did have a conversation with them, seems that they only hire people up to HE. Anyway, YMMV.

Full Bush preferred. Location: Woburn / Burlington / Bedford. Thanks.