Massage Parlor Reports

Went to Peaceful Spa in Bellflower and got Kayla. I took the drive out there because the ad said they provide BBBJ, BBFS, CIM, and more. Unfortunately, the ad was bogus. Kayla came and let me in and did the massage. I asked for French kiss and she said no, I asked for BBBJ and she said no. I said OK, justgive me a HJ. She takes out her big natural tits and starts jerking me. He tits and ass are awesome for an Asian girl. She's natural but curvy like a Latina. Soft squishy tits. She kinda did that thing where the girl kinda puts her arm in the way while she was jerki g me to make it harder to access her tits, but after I kept adjusting and going for it she stopped trying to block me and just gave me access. I asked if I could suck on them and she got just close enough for me to rub my lips on them but backed away when I tried to really suck it. Her hand skills weren't that great. She kept squeezing me too hard and going to fast. On the plus side her moaning was pretty hot. She moaned the whole time she jerked me. The other plus is that she only charged me 60. I feel like most places try to charge more than that these days. For the price, it wasn't bad, but I don't think I'd go back. Oh. Also the clean up was lame. No hot towel. After I nutted she just gave me a wad of tissue and said thank you and walked out.

Just looking for a good handy or BJ in ktown or surrounding. Not trying to swindle over 120 total. I've had enough of FS I'm just looking to get whacked off. Preferably by someone hot and kinda young. I've been going to Orange County lately but it's a far drive. Any recommendations for ktown?

Hey guys. I'm visiting and too lazy to read through. Anyone cool enough to inbox me some of the best providers in the area? Looking for total package. Willing to go wherever I need to in the are. Thanks.

Stopped by Sun Beauty Spa in Winnetka today for one hour. Girl said her name was Linda. Not much English. Her massage skills were actually very good. Some intimate playing and then I gave her the donation. Nice tots. BBBJ was really nice. Multiple positions and she excelled at CG with that slow grind. Will definitely repeat.

Had this in 'Inglewood / South Bay' but Gardena is kinda between here & there, so putting it here. Lucky Spa on 1700 block of El Segundo Blvd. A bit public during the day when the restaurant next door is open, but the restaurant closes at 4. 2 Chinese cuties. Early 30's (so "grannies," according to Priscilla). Perfect petite bodies. Wide open menu from first visit. Neither is shaved or even trimmed, so best for lovers of the Bush. They have a 'buy 10, get house fee waved' deal. Recommended. ATF potential.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6883881]This kind of stuff really grinds my gears. You think mongering is over just because there are literally 20-25 MPs on the westside with Asian gals 36-75 asking for 100 dollar tip to get "over the clothes" action? You think that Only fans, the feds, the Islamic republic or Iran, or the students for justice in Palestine can end mongering?

It is not over until we say it is.

Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?

What is this maudlin tripe. Now let's get some more awful handjobs from asian women in their 60's.[/QUOTE]"OK, Let's get them" JH.

[QUOTE=OrangeGoku;6901421]Just looking for a good handy or BJ in ktown or surrounding. Not trying to swindle over 120 total. I've had enough of FS I'm just looking to get whacked off. Preferably by someone hot and kinda young. I've been going to Orange County lately but it's a far drive. Any recommendations for ktown?[/QUOTE]Probably not. Most K parlors are for Kgirls who have gotten too old for the hobby. I would suggest maybe going east to the SGV if you can settle for 120-160 for FS from a 30 some year old if you're lucky. May even get BBFS if you're lucky if the lady is feeling some type of way.

[QUOTE=LAhits;6894345]Went to 15. New girls when I went both solid. Told provider I got 8/10 the same thing and apparently they are working on it.

If you try again lmk.[/QUOTE]Where is #15 and name? Sounds interesting.

[QUOTE=Wicked1;6905338]Where is #15 and name? Sounds interesting.[/QUOTE]They're replying to Priscilla's post several pages back. #15 is one of the places on Santa Monica Blvd.

[QUOTE=Wicked1;6905338]Where is #15 and name? Sounds interesting.[/QUOTE]This is part of the legendary PriscillaM Westside MPs post in his pursuit to find a Grade A parlor in Culver City. If you click view original post it will lead you to PriscillaM list, #15 looks to possibly be the Healing Hand parlor inside the Westfield Culver City mall second floor, bold move to get you nut off good luck.

[QUOTE=ThcMon;6906002]This is part of the legendary PriscillaM Westside MPs post in his pursuit to find a Grade A parlor in Culver City. If you click view original post it will lead you to PriscillaM list, #15 looks to possibly be the Healing Hand parlor inside the Westfield Culver City mall second floor, bold move to get you nut off good luck.[/QUOTE]Sounds like the place on SM Blvd above the Pollo Loco & advertised as "Aromatherapy" in Westwood.

[QUOTE=LC310;6896372]They advertise on a lot of sites and go by Candy Therapy too.[/QUOTE]Second time for me at this place. I got Kerry, nice looking fairly young Asian girl, big natural melons. Terrible massage, then asked to flip and asked what I wanted. I said everything and asked for 1. 2. She got naked and let me taste those beautiful melons, then asked me if I wanted 2 girls for another 1. 2. I only had 1. 0 and she was fine with that. Best choice ever. A second girl came right away, I don't remember her name, but she was super hot. She started giving me BBBJ then put a condom on and started riding me reverse cowgirl while the other one was putting her melons on my face. The best came later. Both of the went on the massage bed, legs spread open, pussy up in the sky and I fucked one first, and then the other, while DFK the one I was not fucking. I felt like I was in a porn movie!

After the whole thing we exchanged a few words. Super funny gals, great personality. It was a blast. So good that I am not sure I want to go back and feel disappointed if I don't get the same experience.

[QUOTE=NewLit;6907995]Second time for me at this place. I got Kerry, nice looking fairly young Asian girl, big natural melons. Terrible massage, then asked to flip and asked what I wanted. I said everything and asked for 1. 2. She got naked and let me taste those beautiful melons, then asked me if I wanted 2 girls for another 1. 2. I only had 1. 0 and she was fine with that. Best choice ever. A second girl came right away, I don't remember her name, but she was super hot. She started giving me BBBJ then put a condom on and started riding me reverse cowgirl while the other one was putting her melons on my face. The best came later. Both of the went on the massage bed, legs spread open, pussy up in the sky and I fucked one first, and then the other, while DFK the one I was not fucking. I felt like I was in a porn movie!

After the whole thing we exchanged a few words. Super funny gals, great personality. It was a blast. So good that I am not sure I want to go back and feel disappointed if I don't get the same experience.[/QUOTE]Nice report. Threesomes with both girls asses up, face down, next to each other. Has got to be one of the most beautiful, hottest, sexiest views ever! I've had a few threesomes. Two threesomes stood out the most. Because they were sisters. Had to check their IDs to confirm it. Glad I got those on video and pics.

Are there any places where the girl will shower with you? I can't find a good table shower but still want a girl with me when I shower.

Also has anyone tried Pamper Mi next to 815X?

[QUOTE=LoneStar1979;6899738]I made a return trip to Garden to see if the quality was the same. Entered and was greeted by JoJo, nice looking gal with great looking melons. She gave a mediocre amateur massage but on the flip came alive. She asked if wanted a BJ without a condom and when I said yes she slapped on a sandwich bag. She sucked on the sandwich bag and then switched to a condom and rode me. JoJo tired out and I fucked her mish and then in doggie pounded her wet pussy until I blew. She was tiny and her English was poor, but she took a fucking. I never felt rushed and we did go the whole hour.[/QUOTE]"Sandwich bag"? I would have left.

[QUOTE=Wicked1;6908597]"Sandwich bag"? I would have left.[/QUOTE]LOL I've had some girls use saran wrap as a condom for bjs in massage joints. After that made a note to always have a flavored rubber on me just in case they didn't have one.

[QUOTE=Doctorz;2732264]Mongers already have a bad name. Look at it this way. Its like rewarding a dog for shitting in the house. Would you give rover a treat for crapping on your slippers or do you think its better to reward him for going outside to take care of business?[/QUOTE]Of course, your approach of not leaving tips upfront is reasonable. I see two potential problems.

1. Your masseuse may say, "OK, no money, no honey. " Then, you are stuck with a lousy massage you never wanted.

2. Your masseuse will go through the whole session worrying about being shamed by not getting any tip or an inadequate tip. Making love is not like serving dinner. It can be a service, but it is much better if it is a mutual interaction between two people seeking pleasure. Like a date. If you invite a lady to dinner, hoping to fuck her afterward, when you pay the bill for dinner, that is like her "tip". When she delivers by sucking and fucking with you, she is relaxed and happy and it is better for you. If she had to fuck you first, before getting reimbursed for her dinner, she might be anxious and not a good lover.

Therefore, though I agree and welcome women who accept the tip at the end of services, like the women who accept dinner after sex, I also see that there might be harmful consequences.

[QUOTE=BSouthgate;6908864]Of course, your approach of not leaving tips upfront is reasonable. I see two potential problems.

1. Your masseuse may say, "OK, no money, no honey. " Then, you are stuck with a lousy massage you never wanted.

2. Your masseuse will go through the whole session worrying about being shamed by not getting any tip or an inadequate tip. Making love is not like serving dinner. It can be a service, but it is much better if it is a mutual interaction between two people seeking pleasure. Like a date. If you invite a lady to dinner, hoping to fuck her afterward, when you pay the bill for dinner, that is like her "tip". When she delivers by sucking and fucking with you, she is relaxed and happy and it is better for you. If she had to fuck you first, before getting reimbursed for her dinner, she might be anxious and not a good lover.

Therefore, though I agree and welcome women who accept the tip at the end of services, like the women who accept dinner after sex, I also see that there might be harmful consequences.[/QUOTE]Man you guys went way back to continue a post from the OP from 2015. LOL.

And his analogy of a dog taking a crap makes no sense. Straight answer is a tip should be given if the service was performed that was agreed upon. Doesn't matter if it was delayed because of the girl stepping out to do something. Sometimes your masseuse is the only one there, or the assigned mamasan or the one that speaks the best English to be able to answer the phone. This has happened to me in the past and I don't complain about it. The girls have usually always been apologetic and still got the job done. That's all that matters. So give a damn tip if you got your nut from her.

[QUOTE=Willie23;6904175]Had this in 'Inglewood / South Bay' but Gardena is kinda between here & there, so putting it here. Lucky Spa on 1700 block of El Segundo Blvd. A bit public during the day when the restaurant next door is open, but the restaurant closes at 4. 2 Chinese cuties. Early 30's (so "grannies," according to Priscilla). Perfect petite bodies. Wide open menu from first visit. Neither is shaved or even trimmed, so best for lovers of the Bush. They have a 'buy 10, get house fee waved' deal. Recommended. ATF potential.[/QUOTE]How much they get you for?

[QUOTE=Lexx1;6909042]Man you guys went way back to continue a post from the OP from 2015. LOL.

And his analogy of a dog taking a crap makes no sense. Straight answer is a tip should be given if the service was performed that was agreed upon. Doesn't matter if it was delayed because of the girl stepping out to do something. Sometimes your masseuse is the only one there, or the assigned mamasan or the one that speaks the best English to be able to answer the phone. This has happened to me in the past and I don't complain about it. The girls have usually always been apologetic and still got the job done. That's all that matters. So give a damn tip if you got your nut from her.[/QUOTE]In China, you pay after services are rendered. During its prostitution heyday (1995 to 2013), there were establishments called saunas. Some were for men only and offered only sex. Some were for families and singles. In the latter places, you open a tab when you enter. Each client wears a metal tag on his wrist. The visit starts with a bath and a nonsexual excellent massage, usually by a guy. Then a lounge where you can get a foot massage. There is a dining area where you can get lunch or dinner. There are game rooms for pool, ping pong, etc. There is a small gym. While participating in these activities, a sweet angel approaches you and asks if you want to "come upstairs for a special massage". If you follow her upstairs, you are led to a hotel-style room with a king-sized bed and a bath. The hostess brings in a lineup of women to choose from. The rest is described in the videos below.

[URL]https://motherless.com/4E08307[/URL]

[URL]https://hotmovs.com/videos/5256616/china-sauna-full-service-busty-pretty-girl/[/URL]

[URL]https://hotmovs.com/videos/5653537/china-sauna-full-service-grey-tank-top/[/URL]

After you are through with your afternoon at the "sauna", you go to the reception area on the ground floor and surrender your metal tag and are presented with a bill for all services, meal, bath, massages and your heavenly visit "upstairs".

[QUOTE=BSouthgate;6910095]In China, you pay after services are rendered. During its prostitution heyday (1995 to 2013), there were establishments called saunas. Some were for men only and offered only sex. Some were for families and singles. In the latter places, you open a tab when you enter. Each client wears a metal tag on his wrist. The visit starts with a bath and a nonsexual excellent massage, usually by a guy. Then a lounge where you can get a foot massage. There is a dining area where you can get lunch or dinner. There are game rooms for pool, ping pong, etc. There is a small gym. While participating in these activities, a sweet angel approaches you and asks if you want to "come upstairs for a special massage". If you follow her upstairs, you are led to a hotel-style room with a king-sized bed and a bath. The hostess brings in a lineup of women to choose from. The rest is described in the videos below.

[URL]https://motherless.com/4E08307[/URL]

[URL]https://hotmovs.com/videos/5256616/china-sauna-full-service-busty-pretty-girl/[/URL]

[URL]https://hotmovs.com/videos/5653537/china-sauna-full-service-grey-tank-top/[/URL]

After you are through with your afternoon at the "sauna", you go to the reception area on the ground floor and surrender your metal tag and are presented with a bill for all services, meal, bath, massages and your heavenly visit "upstairs".[/QUOTE]We're not in China my man. The point is to give a tip if you got your nut. Doesn't matter if given upfront or afterwards. I've had some masseuses not always request it upfront. I'm ok with it as long as the service is performed.

Made a visit with Monica, and she is beyond amazing. Fully drained out. Solid attention to detail. Very accommodating, friendly, and some nice eye candy. Nice lengthy BBBJ, very responsive in DATY, CFS in multiple positions. Like everything, YMMV, but very GFE for me. Alas, no anal. I don't think they're many Asian girls who do anal. They're typically tiny little things. If you need anal, you guys should see girls of different ethnicities. For petite Asian girls that's usually a no fly zone situation.

Monica was great for me. I intend to repeat soon.

[QUOTE=LatchkeyKid;6910573]Made a visit with Monica, and she is beyond amazing. Fully drained out. Solid attention to detail. Very accommodating, friendly, and some nice eye candy. Nice lengthy BBBJ, very responsive in DATY, CFS in multiple positions. Like everything, YMMV, but very GFE for me. Alas, no anal. I don't think they're many Asian girls who do anal. They're typically tiny little things. If you need anal, you guys should see girls of different ethnicities. For petite Asian girls that's usually a no fly zone situation.

Monica was great for me. I intend to repeat soon.[/QUOTE]Great review!! Is this sun beauty at VN or Winnetka?

Pink is at sun Beauty VN until end of the month!!

Where would you go near Ktown, LAX or north of LA? I will be in those areas and would love to experience the fine west coast women. The east coast AMPs are full of women over 40. Where would you go for a young lady to tease and satisfy. I am not into more than a tease and handshake from a hottie.

[QUOTE=SGHunter69;6908294]Are there any places where the girl will shower with you? I can't find a good table shower but still want a girl with me when I shower.

Also has anyone tried Pamper Mi next to 815X?[/QUOTE]This isn't Japan or Korean.

[QUOTE=WhoreMaster91;6911306]This isn't Japan or Korean.[/QUOTE]I also like to shower. Best table shower, where your angel gets to know what is between your legs. I remember a place in Corona. I think "Corona Health Spa" or something. The table shower was a great intro to the pleasures that followed.

My target is Thai Sabai on 24 XX Lincoln, just a whiff down from domino's and up from panda express.

I went on a force recon mission today. I walk in and the place is about as hot as Lizzo's ass cheeks on tour in the Sahara. A total gnome / homo erectus femaloid let me in. I have never seen an ugler mamasan and I have been all over west la.

I immediately asked if there was any one else there because I was thinking of looking for a skid row tent based on how mamasan looked.

She introduces may. Who has a review on the tee ee rrr that I did not read. May looks like someone blowtorched her face with diddy's smegma.

I said, wait, what happened to Natalie who on the rub mappers has guys jerking off on Lincoln. Mamasan says, oh she not here, she work on a Monday.

Well tomorrow is Monday.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6911975]My target is Thai Sabai on 24 XX Lincoln, just a whiff down from domino's and up from panda express.

I went on a force recon mission today. I walk in and the place is about as hot as Lizzo's ass cheeks on tour in the Sahara. A total gnome / homo erectus femaloid let me in. I have never seen an ugler mamasan and I have been all over west la.

I immediately asked if there was any one else there because I was thinking of looking for a skid row tent based on how mamasan looked.

She introduces may. Who has a review on the tee ee rrr that I did not read. May looks like someone blowtorched her face with diddy's smegma.

I said, wait, what happened to Natalie who on the rub mappers has guys jerking off on Lincoln. Mamasan says, oh she not here, she work on a Monday.

Well tomorrow is Monday.[/QUOTE]The ugly gnome foisted a skinny newbie on me when I asked for 'somebody else,' and she gave soft pinches all over & nothing else. I asked how I could get "more service" & she said I needed to ask for it upfront when I walked in. Very strange establishment. Natalie has stellar reviews, but maybe she is the only one to see there.

[QUOTE=Willie23;6912274]The ugly gnome foisted a skinny newbie on me when I asked for 'somebody else,' and she gave soft pinches all over & nothing else. I asked how I could get "more service" & she said I needed to ask for it upfront when I walked in. Very strange establishment. Natalie has stellar reviews, but maybe she is the only one to see there.[/QUOTE]Wow willie and me agreeing on an MP. Natalie's reviews are not stellar. Stellar reviews are those on the hot young Asian thread when the mongers find out that the real age of the old bags on sawtelle who go missing are 39. The reviews on Natalie are guys calling their momala about going anal bareback. That is a rave review.

[URL]https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/santa-monica/23228268.html[/URL]

Slightly heavy Polish girl in a nice pad in Santa Monica doing handjobs with a bad case of man hands for 250. Says no to FS.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6911975]My target is Thai Sabai on 24 XX Lincoln, just a whiff down from domino's and up from panda express.

I went on a force recon mission today. I walk in and the place is about as hot as Lizzo's ass cheeks on tour in the Sahara. A total gnome / homo erectus femaloid let me in. I have never seen an ugler mamasan and I have been all over west la.

I immediately asked if there was any one else there because I was thinking of looking for a skid row tent based on how mamasan looked.

She introduces may. Who has a review on the tee ee rrr that I did not read. May looks like someone blowtorched her face with diddy's smegma.

I said, wait, what happened to Natalie who on the rub mappers has guys jerking off on Lincoln. Mamasan says, oh she not here, she work on a Monday.

Well tomorrow is Monday.[/QUOTE]I am personally looking forward to your review of Natalie since I have actually seen her myself. You are a great source of intel and entertainment. Recommend calling in ahead and making an appointment. I think Natalie's massage is close to Tina in Encino's level, but Natalie is younger so I enjoy the other services with her more. I would like to see her more often but unfortunately, the location is very inconvenient for me.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6912387]Wow willie and me agreeing on an MP. Natalie's reviews are not stellar. Stellar reviews are those on the hot young Asian thread when the mongers find out that the real age of the old bags on sawtelle who go missing are 39. The reviews on Natalie are guys calling their momala about going anal bareback. That is a rave review.[/QUOTE]Did you have a bad session with her?

So I foreswore myself. I took a recommendation to go to Thai Sabai from the lowest form of sentient life, namely, reviewers on the rub site.

I called to Thai Sabai on Lincoln. This was from the car at rose and Lincoln about a lizzo pussy hair from the joint. They were open, Natalie was there, and there was parking all around the joint.

I saw the rear door, but it looked like a black hole without any hawking radiation. I went to the front and rang the bell a few times. There I am with just my dick in my hand on Lincoln. Finally I knocked the door like I was trying to pound carbon into a diamond. Up walked Kim. This was a thin young Thai girl who had to be under 35. She seemed cis female.

She cautioned me to ring the doorbell. By then I was so eager to get face down ass up I did not care. I asked for an hour, she showed me the price chart which is in 2 point aptos type (if anyone knows how to make the default font in word to be times new roman, please pm me). She said it was 80 dollars. The dollar is basically dead as a functioning currency.

It is now 1015 am. The last time I went to an MP this early was the first time. I felt dirty and asked if Natalie was available. I saw some pink crocs outside one of the examining rooms and it was unnecessary for Kim to tell me that Natalie was busy.

So I took Kim. Kim gives a massage with all the joie de vivre of mike row on dirty jobs cleaning the shitter at panda express.

She went soft the whole time as instructed and did about a half hour with my tuchas covered on a nice soft table. She hit all areas cept the balls and my blowhole.

After about 30 min, she asks if I want extra services, I said yes, she said it was 100. I called my vons to get an advance on my paycheck and said ok. She let me know that the turnover was up to me and she started to work my 10 inch maglite from behind. I felt her cleaning it I think. I called turnover after about three minutes.

She was wearing black yoga pants and a black shirt, and I struggled to even get over the clothes action that you fookers salivate for.

I let her work me until she looked at the clock repeatedly, had her join me on the table and a catcher's stance and let out a load when she started thinking that maybe the theory of relativity had visited Thai Sabai and time stopped. I had gone over the hour, so I let out a gentlemanly load.

She cleaned me up and I left her the 100. She is moderately not ugly and young, but all the affection of a home depot paint consultant.

I am going to plan my attack on Natalie much better. I am going to camp out on Lincoln overnite.

[QUOTE=JiggleNutz;6912620]Did you have a bad session with her?[/QUOTE]You missed the boat. First off, I have willie living in my head rent free and one of the many joys in my life, in addition to reviewing the diversity on gunmemorial. Org, is to spart with him.

So, when he made the correct point that Natalie was getting stellar reviews, I had to differ for the sake of my own mental fuckery. I said that stellar reviews of the type that has mongers giving 10's to old Korean bags as hot young asian were insignificant next to the power of the reviews of Natalie, which are beyond the gravitational pull of the planet. Guys are fucking her ass raw dude, it is crazy talk. I got there at 1015 today and she was already taken.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6912982]You missed the boat. First off, I have willie living in my head rent free and one of the many joys in my life, in addition to reviewing the diversity on gunmemorial. Org, is to spart with him.

So, when he made the correct point that Natalie was getting stellar reviews, I had to differ for the sake of my own mental fuckery. I said that stellar reviews of the type that has mongers giving 10's to old Korean bags as hot young asian were insignificant next to the power of the reviews of Natalie, which are beyond the gravitational pull of the planet. Guys are fucking her ass raw dude, it is crazy talk. I got there at 1015 today and she was already taken.[/QUOTE]Well she is going to turn into the new Apple. All these reviews are bringing in more customers which makes it harder to book her now. LOL. I sabai is in Venice also its only a matter of time before the housewives in the apartment complex start complaining when they notice men going in and out a parlor after closing hours.

[QUOTE=ChefBoyardee;6912552]I am personally looking forward to your review of Natalie since I have actually seen her myself. You are a great source of intel and entertainment. Recommend calling in ahead and making an appointment. I think Natalie's massage is close to Tina in Encino's level, but Natalie is younger so I enjoy the other services with her more. I would like to see her more often but unfortunately, the location is very inconvenient for me.[/QUOTE]Just wanted to give respect myself to the legend Priscilla.

Absolutely hilarious.

My guy must be doing stand ups a side gig at the very least.

Tier 1 comedic reviews.

Great intel. Real intel. And extremely entertaining reads.

He's the Dr. Phil of Kill Tony.

Can't miss monger.

Thank you Priscilla. I as well, am looking forward to your encounter with Natalie.

I just came to LA over the long weekend. I lived near Long Beach. I really wanted to try K org, but they asked for too many personal infos. I hesitated and decided to try AMP. I randomly found a nearby one called I Beauty SPA. Location is 17 XXX Bellflower Blvd.

Walked into a large open reception area, with a front desk, several rooms, and bathrooms. Sorry no shower present. Was asked what I was looking for and I was blunt and honest as based on her appearance you knew where this was going.

Was taken to one of the rooms that has rope lighting, a massage table, and shelves for massage supplies. I stripped down sitting at the table waiting on whoever entered. Angela entered wearing a short skirt with heels and a low top. She is petite and skinny like 5'2 and 100 lbs but got a nice soft ass and perky C cups and you can easily pick her up so she is an absolute spinner. I was satisfied with what I saw so we got on the business quickly. She sat on my member and grinded at it, that was where we discussed what kind of dream we wanted. Standard house fee. Is 50/ hh and we agreed on cfs with BBBJ for extra 150 tips.

From the BBBJ to 69 to CG to mish to cowgirl, she was throwing everything at me. Blew in the bag and got cleaned up with a hot tower.

Chatted a bit, Angela has a nice attitude and I was satisfied and was on my way.

[QUOTE=KingKon;6913393]Just wanted to give respect myself to the legend Priscilla.

Absolutely hilarious.

My guy must be doing stand ups a side gig at the very least.

Tier 1 comedic reviews.

Great intel. Real intel. And extremely entertaining reads.

He's the Dr. Phil of Kill Tony.

Can't miss monger.

Thank you Priscilla. I as well, am looking forward to your encounter with Natalie.[/QUOTE]Sabai Thai could not be closer. I work an extra shift at the fish market at the ralphs just above Venice boulevard on Lincoln. But my hours are shit. To get to Natalie I am going to have to take a sick day. Thursday may 30, I will not be going in. I will be calling sabai, I will abstain from all forms of Thai lady boys. I will ass fuck Natalie and make sure that my load hits that hair place next door.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6912900]So I foreswore myself. I took a recommendation to go to Thai Sabai from the lowest form of sentient life, namely, reviewers on the rub site.

I called to Thai Sabai on Lincoln. This was from the car at rose and Lincoln about a lizzo pussy hair from the joint. They were open, Natalie was there, and there was parking all around the joint.

I saw the rear door, but it looked like a black hole without any hawking radiation. I went to the front and rang the bell a few times. There I am with just my dick in my hand on Lincoln. Finally I knocked the door like I was trying to pound carbon into a diamond. Up walked Kim. This was a thin young Thai girl who had to be under 35. She seemed cis female.

She cautioned me to ring the doorbell. By then I was so eager to get face down ass up I did not care. I asked for an hour, she showed me the price chart which is in 2 point aptos type (if anyone knows how to make the default font in word to be times new roman, please pm me). She said it was 80 dollars. The dollar is basically dead as a functioning currency.

It is now 1015 am. The last time I went to an MP this early was the first time. I felt dirty and asked if Natalie was available. I saw some pink crocs outside one of the examining rooms and it was unnecessary for Kim to tell me that Natalie was busy.[/QUOTE]Enjoyed reading. Thanks.

I went last Thursday and had exactly the same experience, to a T. Kim is sweet and somewhat attractive for a 20 something, but shows less excitement than the cashiers at McDonalds. I will add that with the minimal feels that I could grab otc, she has a fairly small ass and even smaller tits. I can't wait to see Natalie again, she wasn't offering trips to Greece when I saw her last.

Thanks Priscilla, always spot-on.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6912900]So I foreswore myself. I took a recommendation to go to Thai Sabai from the lowest form of sentient life, namely, reviewers on the rub site.

I called to Thai Sabai on Lincoln. This was from the car at rose and Lincoln about a lizzo pussy hair from the joint. They were open, Natalie was there, and there was parking all around the joint.

I saw the rear door, but it looked like a black hole without any hawking radiation. I went to the front and rang the bell a few times. There I am with just my dick in my hand on Lincoln. Finally I knocked the door like I was trying to pound carbon into a diamond. Up walked Kim. This was a thin young Thai girl who had to be under 35. She seemed cis female.

She cautioned me to ring the doorbell. By then I was so eager to get face down ass up I did not care. I asked for an hour, she showed me the price chart which is in 2 point aptos type (if anyone knows how to make the default font in word to be times new roman, please pm me). She said it was 80 dollars. The dollar is basically dead as a functioning currency.

It is now 1015 am. The last time I went to an MP this early was the first time. I felt dirty and asked if Natalie was available. I saw some pink crocs outside one of the examining rooms and it was unnecessary for Kim to tell me that Natalie was busy.

So I took Kim. Kim gives a massage with all the joie de vivre of mike row on dirty jobs cleaning the shitter at panda express.

She went soft the whole time as instructed and did about a half hour with my tuchas covered on a nice soft table. She hit all areas cept the balls and my blowhole.

After about 30 min, she asks if I want extra services, I said yes, she said it was 100. I called my vons to get an advance on my paycheck and said ok. She let me know that the turnover was up to me and she started to work my 10 inch maglite from behind. I felt her cleaning it I think. I called turnover after about three minutes.

She was wearing black yoga pants and a black shirt, and I struggled to even get over the clothes action that you fookers salivate for.

I let her work me until she looked at the clock repeatedly, had her join me on the table and a catcher's stance and let out a load when she started thinking that maybe the theory of relativity had visited Thai Sabai and time stopped. I had gone over the hour, so I let out a gentlemanly load.

She cleaned me up and I left her the 100. She is moderately not ugly and young, but all the affection of a home depot paint consultant.

I am going to plan my attack on Natalie much better. I am going to camp out on Lincoln overnite.[/QUOTE]