Massage Parlor Reports

So I've been a rather long time lurker here. There have been other boards that I frequented in long years past. One that got taken over by the FBI, one that went down for "interpersonal reasons" - etc. But I finally decided to break my silence and join this board.

My observation. This is a strange city when it comes to things. I've been around this fine world and every city is different. But I thought the one place they all reached accord was that the AMPs were a solid, safe pace to get a rub and tug and be on your way. No harm no foul.

Sure there are cities I've been to where there was a lot more on the menu. But in this city, man, it is just dry. Then, you look southward, and there are reviews for places that are very, very public about what is available. Literally an hour and a half away. It is a puzzlement.

And then don't even get me started about the strip club scene. I don't even.

Still. Awesome city. Just not for that kind of thing.

Looking forward to exploring the city and keeping it safe.

[QUOTE=WickedInMke;2851728]So I've been a rather long time lurker here. There have been other boards that I frequented in long years past. One that got taken over by the FBI, one that went down for "interpersonal reasons" - etc. But I finally decided to break my silence and join this board.

My observation. This is a strange city when it comes to things. I've been around this fine world and every city is different. But I thought the one place they all reached accord was that the AMPs were a solid, safe pace to get a rub and tug and be on your way. No harm no foul.

Sure there are cities I've been to where there was a lot more on the menu. But in this city, man, it is just dry. Then, you look southward, and there are reviews for places that are very, very public about what is available. Literally an hour and a half away. It is a puzzlement.
And then don't even get me started about the strip club scene. I don't even.

Still. Awesome city. Just not for that kind of thing.

Looking forward to exploring the city and keeping it safe.[/QUOTE]Agreed. A hour or so drive gets you to at least HE country. I can't believe the AMP scene isn't better. LE probably has a lot to do with this though.

I recommend her. Everything reported is accurate but I didn't want her to get buried in other posts so thought it was posting about her again.

[QUOTE=Mkejoe;2783846]I decided to see Sierra based on EmpireOfThe's review. While the pics are not her, I agree that she is really attractive. Kind of short with some nice tits. She's really personable and funny. Massage was so so, very light on the touch but the Russian action and her attitude made up for it. I sort of get the impression she may dance somewhere but I didn't ask. I think you won't find a better value out there.[/QUOTE]

King was busy, I didn't have time to wait, so stopped by 92nd again. It continues it's downhill slide. Same old lady as the last time I stopped, she recognized me, so I figured we're good to go. OK massage, but she's an odd duck. Last time she never had me flip, I know I was only there for 30 minutes, but there is always a flip. She said done, but I flipped myself and with a bit of coaxing and talk of payment, she demurred. This time, she had me flip, but then refused to finish while dumping a ton of oil me. She wouldn't allow touching, saying, "that tickles! But then stuck finger up my bum. So, whatever, I've been in simiar situations before, figured maybe she would finish if I started things off. She continues to dig in her finger, but would never go further. I finished then left a tip. She bum-rushes as I'm heading out, saying I made a mistake with tip. Sorry, no I didn't, and pushed past her out the door. I don't think I'll be going back.

Since I was so close I gave it a try.

Asked for hour and got a quick rushed 40 min.

Rub. No hints or offerings here.

Just was upset that didn't get hour and massage.

Was lame as well.

Asked for tip and I said get it from ower.

Charged for hour but gave half WTF.

We closing was her comment at 9:50.

[QUOTE=CuteWOne;2849275]So I went out the the amo in Watertown today to try and find Amy / cindy (the one with the big tits). I called ahead of time and asked if she was there and was told yes (I also called the one on 144 and they said she was there too) anyway got there and she obviously was not there but I thought what the hell I drove all this way. So long story short it was god awful. She barley used her hands mostly her arm and elbow which she dug into my back and I said ow a few times and she just giggled and asked if I was ok. She did tease a bit so I thought everything was good ro go on the flip. Nope! She rubbed against the boys a few times then grabbed my hand and put it on them. I said no yiu do it and she said no he likes you better. Well that went on for about 5 minutes. So nothing happened and after I was about to leave without giving her a tip and she asked no tip and I told her it was horrible and to go fuck herself.

So does anyone know where Amy / Cindy with the big tits is?[/QUOTE]I believe that Cindy is back at the AMP at 144th and Capitol.

Ok so I've only been to the Waukesha AMP's and they're a waste of time. I have free time this week and can't decide between Lexi (92nd & Bluemound) or catching Cindy at 144th & Capital. I've read a lot of reviews on both and Lexi doesn't rate very high, but I wonder if my odds are better with her for a he than at another AMP.

Any and all advice would be appreciated!!

[QUOTE=Weenis;2861434]Ok so I've only been to the Waukesha AMP's and they're a waste of time. I have free time this week and can't decide between Lexi (92nd & Bluemound) or catching Cindy at 144th & Capital. I've read a lot of reviews on both and Lexi doesn't rate very high, but I wonder if my odds are better with her for a he than at another AMP.

Any and all advice would be appreciated!![/QUOTE]Yeah just go get a massage at 144th. I'm not sure why you have even gone to the Waukesha ones if you are reading this forum.

The guys do good work follow the leads and leave the others alone.

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Have seen her post forever but have yet to see any real review anywhere. Was mentioned once here a while back but no confirmation of anyone seeing her that I could find.

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Have seen her post forever but have yet to see any real review anywhere. Was mentioned once here a while back but no confirmation of anyone seeing her that I could find.[/QUOTE]She might not be 20 years old yet. Actually 20 next month. Trying to pass off as older. I've talked to several who have seen her. She's immature. Dances and around, sings. No massage skills. Menu ranges from HE to FS. YMMV. Money talks and the more suave guys are invited for more.

Concerns that her nice loft might be borrowed and not hers. You not find a better looking, better young nubile than her. Not very bright. Lots of nude pics were passed around. Be prepared to pay a premium price and put up with a teenager attitude.

Pretty dead set on doing incall. If I could get her down to my house without a chaperone, and at the market price, perhaps I'd partake.

Reminds me of [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkvGgI0k-t0[/URL].

Youth and immaturity scared me off. Plus I'd probably get infatuated with her like Humbert did in the Lolita movie.

I didn't have a great experience at Lily Massage on Oklahoma either. 50 minutes, average massage without extras. I'm avoiding it and looking for independents.

[QUOTE=LithoFox;2859704]Since I was so close I gave it a try.

Asked for hour and got a quick rushed 40 min.

Rub. No hints or offerings here.

Just was upset that didn't get hour and massage.

Was lame as well.

Asked for tip and I said get it from ower.

Charged for hour but gave half WTF.

We closing was her comment at 9:50.[/QUOTE]

Had a very enjoyable dream with Amy. She has very nice nipples and was a lot of fun. Asked for the tip at the flip which I don't like, but the preliminaries went pretty well so was confident that the ending would be satisfactory too. And it was.

A couple of things. I now understand why people have been asking for directions. It's not easy to find. There's also a massage place with a sign directly across the street with an Asian name on the door. Pretty sure you don't want to go in there but I almost did. Lesson: check the address carefully before you go and use the front door.

[QUOTE=KenBlueEyes;2875359]Had a very enjoyable dream with Amy. She has very nice nipples and was a lot of fun. Asked for the tip at the flip which I don't like, but the preliminaries went pretty well so was confident that the ending would be satisfactory too. And it was.

A couple of things. I now understand why people have been asking for directions. It's not easy to find. There's also a massage place with a sign directly across the street with an Asian name on the door. Pretty sure you don't want to go in there but I almost did. Lesson: check the address carefully before you go and use the front door.[/QUOTE]I had the same experiance and the table shower.

She laughed at when mr P was banging her in the head.

While drying me off.

I must still be not giving correct signals to get more than SS!

[QUOTE=KenBlueEyes;2875359]Had a very enjoyable dream with Amy. She has very nice nipples and was a lot of fun. Asked for the tip at the flip which I don't like, but the preliminaries went pretty well so was confident that the ending would be satisfactory too. And it was.

A couple of things. I now understand why people have been asking for directions. It's not easy to find. There's also a massage place with a sign directly across the street with an Asian name on the door. Pretty sure you don't want to go in there but I almost did. Lesson: check the address carefully before you go and use the front door.[/QUOTE]What were the damages? Total breakdown massage? Tip?

[QUOTE=Rocket27;2876046]What were the damages? Total breakdown massage? Tip?[/QUOTE]Most AMP's usually charge right around $60 for an hour massage. And I think the usual tip $40. Amy and a few others expect a $50 gratitude for their services.