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Maybe I'm a jerk, but this is like anything in life. You cannot be kind to people -- especially when they view you as a cash cow. Your entire relationship with these women is based on coinage. She sees you as nothing other than that. Stop convincing yourselves that she's a friend, likes you, will retire and run away with you, or even cares if you have a stroke inside of her room. They just want to collect as much as they can get from you. Act accordingly.

Say no to every request. If that makes her stop accepting your calls / texts then GOOD! Stop giving "tips" after a service was rendered for an agreed upon price. Stop trying to take them on trips, dinner dates, cruises, buying gifts. If you want that, get a girlfriend. At least there's a 50% chance she may actually sincerely care about you. The whole point of this is NSA fun, with low overhead. I know, she's your good friend and would never do that to you. So I want you to text your fave right now and ask her for a coinage free evening, that you'll reimburse her for down the road. Good luck.

[QUOTE=LoveKgirls;2554064]Or, for that matter, watch out for any girl that is associated with her. I mean this Rain:

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That girl has an arrest record that is long. And I'm not talking about all petty stuff, either. For me, that rules her out as a potential companion. Do your research, fellas. Google the phone number. If there's a picture in an ad, do a reverse image search. You will be surprised what you find sometimes. BTW, she also lies about her age. But, if we start disqualifying girls for that, there won't be many left to see.[/QUOTE]How do you do a reverse image search?

I brought her less than her donation fee and she made good on her promise when I contacted her a week later. Of course, I did tip her the difference between her usual fee and what I had "loaned" her a week earlier. Call her next time she posts and see what she says.

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I'm a longtime lurker and first time poster to this site and I don't know how much weight this post will carry, but I felt a need to issue a warning:

Before I go into what I want to say, I'll let you all know I'm new to the hobby and made a stupid ass rookie mistake and I have learned from said mistake. A few weeks ago I read some really reviews on here for "Kimberly" and after reading the reviews and viewing her Backpage ad I made the call set up the appointment, met at the location, and had a rather enjoyable visit with "Kimberly" who I thought was very pretty and seemed super sweet. Several days later I received a text message from "Kimberly" which said that she was going to.

Be kicked out of her motel room and asked if I could give her X amount of dollars so she wouldn't be and made some sweet promises such as a free visit if I would help her out. I asked her if I could bring the money to her (I live several miles outside of Columbia) and she said she needed the money right away and asked if I would send it to her by Western Union. That was a red flag there, but being the soft-hearted idiot I am, I sent the money to her by Western Union and we agreed to meet for a visit at her location about an hour later. While I was on the way she sent.

Several texts which said to call her when I pulled up, she was looking forward to our visit, blah blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, and when I arrived at her location and tried calling her and realized the phone had been turned off after it rang once and went to voicemail. I tried calling and texting several times with no response. I went to the door at her location and did not get a response. Several hours later I still haven't heard anything from her and don't expect to.

The warning I wanted to give everyone is this: When you contact "Kimberly" to arrange a visit, she will likely save your phone number and contact you a few days later with a sob story about how she's going to get kicked out of her motel room, her dog died, etc. And she will more than likely ask you to send money to her and make a bunch of empty promises. Please heed my advice and DO NOT send this woman any money in advance. You will never see her and you will never see your money again. Thanks for your time. I know 99% of you will never fall for this scam, but I mainly wrote this for the 1% who are soft-hearted and easily taken advantage of like me who may come along and read this.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KlarkKent;2554181]How do you do a reverse image search?[/QUOTE]You can go directly to Google Image search or Tineye and paste the URL of the photo, but the easiest way is to download the extension or add-on for whatever browser you are using. I have used Chrome or Firefox for years, and they both have extensions or add-ons for Google and Tineye reverse image searching. Once you have those in your browser, all you do is right click and select your image search. Image searching for information on a girl works even better than Googling a number because girls change numbers more often than they change pictures. Plus, a reverse image search will often show you whether the image is purloined from the Internet or another girl.

[QUOTE=Muffmansc;2552622]She's super awesome and hot. Sometimes a little flaky but that's usually later in the day. My advice is to get to her early. She does have a boyfriend living in her room with her if that turns you off. It's $ for qv and $$ for hr.[/QUOTE]Thanks very much for the additional information, good to know. I tried to set something up with her recently and experienced the flakiness. Set up an appointment earlier in the day for late afternoon. Contacted her not long before the time to get her location and she went silent on me. Too bad, she is a cutie but needs to be more reliable. The BF could be a concern; I assume he leaves the area during her appointments, but not an ideal situation in any event.

I saw that Jolly Red was getting ready to leave Columbia for greener pastures (you guys are losing a STAR!) & I had to see her again before she left as I've wanted to do a video with this SUPER-TALENTED young lady!

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I have called her Jolly Red "the Queen of Head" & for good reason! Her technique & sheer enthusiasm while bobbing is unmatched! If you have not had your member serviced by JR, you have NOT HAD ORAL YET! And apparently your time to experience her skills are almost gone! But now to the highlights:

JR began as I pressed RECORD & Dexter quickly went to full mast & then some! JR sucks with abandonment; it is as if she is trying to get the skin & meat off your penis! I know the average man would blow a load quickly! I lasted a little longer but eventually I was squirming in the chair, hands barely able to hold camera steady (haven't looked at entire vid yet, so I may have been shaking like a leaf). About 15 amazing minutes in, I stood as I felt my eruption near! A few more hard sloppy bobs had Dexter spewing Molten sperm all over Jolly's chest & neck, down to her tummy & even her leg!

DAMN! I haven't shot a load like that in ages! It left me weak-kneed & red flush-in-the-face, gasping for breath! Repeating: 'Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!" for minutes on end!

We talked for a bit after & she will visit Columbia occasionally, so if you don't get a chance to see her before she leaves, don't miss your chance when she returns.

I know I won't!

AR.

(JR this is to you: Good luck & be safe! And thanks for another GREAT SESSION!

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LMAO. Got to admit, this was kinda funny.

Was browsing through Columbia since I'll be heading that way this weekend and seen something interesting about hotels being survalance. Not sure how accurate or true this ad is but just reminding to be careful out there. Here's the link if it still works.

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[blue]Look in the yellow pages, count the number of hotels and motels, then think about how many cops it would take.

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Now that BP has free ads, I expect more stupid (but some funny) shit. Next it'll be preachers counselling about our "eternal souls".

What's survalence? Somehow if the cops were posting an ad, I think they would spell correctly.

As for $40 girls, I've enjoyed some of them MORE than some $400 chicks.

AR.

[QUOTE=AugustaRoller;2555366]Now that BP has free ads, I expect more stupid (but some funny) shit. Next it'll be preachers counselling about our "eternal souls".

What's survalence? Somehow if the cops were posting an ad, I think they would spell correctly.

As for $40 girls, I've enjoyed some of them MORE than some $400 chicks.

AR.[/QUOTE]I agree. Not enough law enforcement to waste time, money and personnel on meaningless pursuits, unless trafficking was involved. And on the other hand I see an ad where the Escort Unions are trying to corner the market again and drive up prices and inflation. As always the supply will outweigh the demand. Guess they are trying to band together and get the Qv sessions to $. 00 for the upcoming year.

Recent relocation up to Columbia, looking for some providers that provide BBFS. PM is fine, I'll try to give back as much as I can.

Thanks, JD.

[QUOTE=JaxDrifter;2556500]Recent relocation up to Columbia, looking for some providers that provide BBFS. PM is fine, I'll try to give back as much as I can.

Thanks, JD.[/QUOTE]If you will read back 3-4 pages you should find at least one provider that offers BBFS.

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This last is a complete waste of time. Tried to see her twice and both times she came up with s crazy story as to why she couldn't see me. The last one was there was an EMS outside of her place while I was parked right outside of her place.

Happy hunting.

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This lady was awesome. In my dream, she had nice tits, a great ass and gave amazing head damage was. 6 $.[/QUOTE]Hitplay,

I have to thank you for posting this. I love head so I figured I would give her a try.

I texted Lindsey last night and set up a time. Told her it would be a little bit before I got there because I live really close to Augusta. When I got in the room I wasn't disappointed. She had a cute face and her body wasn't bad. Her partner Nikki was also in the room. The pictures on backpage doesn't do Nikki justice.

Lindsey and I talked for a few minutes and then started to play around. You were right, she does give some good head. After playing around and head we got into the heated action. Just want to say that also was great. Lindsey doesn't watch the clock either. I went over my allotted time and I had a lot of fun.

I decided while I was there I would visit Nikki too; I had to because I thought she was so cute. Like I said the pictures doesn't do her justice. Nikki was a little shy. It took a few minutes to get her comfortable. She gave me head and then we moved on. I got to say Nikki's vjj was small, there was a really nice grip there. I only spent 30 minutes with her though. [URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blonde-bombshell-available-now8032810710ask-for-nikkioutcalls/11280027[/URL].

After being with both ladies I chatted with them for a little bit. I stayed around a little bit longer because we started talking about a threesome. Nikki had to leave for a little bit and because of time I decided to be with Lindsey a second time instead. The second time was better than the first time.

Both of the ladies were really fun to be with, but I have to say I really liked Lindsey, she was really a sweetheart. She made me feel comfortable the moment I stepped into the room and never rushed me at all. The moment I recharge my play around funds I am coming back to Columbia.

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I had a visit with Kay this afternoon. Had some good reports from the other board and took the plunge. Room very neat. Easy to set up and a pretty chocolate goddess. She has beautiful skin and a great rack. I booked 1/2 hr and would gladly do it again. The only downgrade I'd give is the mood was shot in the ass by the phone. The phone was ringing and texts were coming in and she got pissed at the distraction. It changed the mood but still a pretty good trip.