[QUOTE=CowGirlForever;5999875]She has fallen off huge. The bumps and stuff made me want to throw up. You couldn't pay me to even touch her.[/QUOTE]Bro, tried replying to your DM. Your inbox is fully. Delete some messages. But here is my message for you anyway about Thailand.
Flight to Bangkok round trip, use [URL]Cheaptickets.com[/URL]. Pay $1,000 to $1,200 at most for tickets.
Many times flying out of Fort Lauderdale airport is the better deal. Book the Nana hotel in Bangkok for your first 3 days in Bangkok. About $30-$40 a night. Right across the parking lot from the Nana hotel is the Nana Plaza red light district. Three stories of go-go bars brothels and beer bars, yes a shopping mall of pussy. Not to mention the hundreds of freelance prostitutes that hang out right in front of the Nana Hotel sign. I highly recommend partaking of the Freelancers in front of the Nana Hotel sign they are cheap $10 - $30 for an hour in your room. And some will even stay all night for $20 - $50.
During your 3 days at that hotel look around for apartments for rent, you can rent a Thai style one room efficiency apartment in the On-Nut or Bangna area of Bangkok for under $200 a month. Many of those freelance prostitutes in front of Nana Hotel can tell you where to find an apartment too for cheap it's the same Apartments they live in. I highly recommend taking an entire month going for at least 30 days you don't need a pre-arranged visa as long as you don't stay over 30 days you can get that Visa stamp on arrival but even then you can apply for an extension if you wanted to stay longer, if you book your plane tickets for over 30 days you will be required to get a pre-arranged Visa through the embassy. Trust me you're going to want a month.
Street vendor food is the best, and dirt cheap, very healthy and very fresh. Believe It or Not restaurants are usually not as fresh, Street vendors get their food every morning butcher those pigs butcher those chickens get the vegetables straight from the Farms and the market who disperses them from the Farms and then Cooks the food right in front of you. A great tasting meal, from less then a dollar. Most meals are $1. And the most expensive seafood dishes at about $2, yes that cheap to eat.
Taxis are not very expensive a couple dollars to cross Bangkok. But you're not going to need to go far the fastest transportation is the BTS elevated train in Bangkok and that's probably the only thing you're really going to need. TukTuk's have no meter, and they negotiate price and they're always higher than a taxi car always make your taxi driver use the meter never agree to a price he will overcharge you. BTS SkyTrain is anywhere from less than a dollar to about $2 for a ride, but for $2 you would be going all the way across Bangkok on the sky Train when most of the time you're only going to go an exit or two. The city buses with the blue line on them are free you just have to learn the routes and where you're heading to. The non-free buses are also so Dirt Cheap it ain't funny we're talking about 5 cents to 10 cents American for a trip. Buses are the cheapest travel.
Pretty much every Street in downtown Bangkok has prostitutes either freelance or in the bars and clubs. During the day people go to fish bowls and massage parlors and soapy massage places but in the evening and late into the wee morning hours all the bars and clubs are full of hookers and all the streets have them walking everywhere if you see girls walking late at night they are prostitutes, and this city has millions of them. Freelancers are always your best bet they are the cheapest because you're only paying the girl and not the bar. You can negotiate price and services and everything. The deaf girls in front of Nana hotel are great, you will see a whole pack of 20 to 30 girls they are all deaf they use their phone to communicate with you they will type messages and you can reply they can read lips. They are all hot little Spinners and they are all deaf and this is how they make their living. I love the deaf girls of Nana. Soi Cowboy is the biggest and best red-light district, and most expensive too, and it's just down the street at Asok. Super hot girls, but the very best spinner bar in all of Thailand is at right behind Soi Cowboy across the street from the little 7-Eleven market you will see Crazy House 2. No less then 200 of the hottest spinners you have ever seen in all your years. Seriously the most beautiful girls you've ever seen, and the most reasonable prices in the Soi Cowboy area.
Expect to pay a $10 bar fine to remove a girl, plus buying a $5 soda for yourself and a $5 lady drink for her. Well she drinks her lady drink and you drink your soda you discuss prices and options with her usually these girls are anywhere from $40 to $60 usually for what they call short time which is about an hour or two always try to get the girl to agree to 2 hours and multiple pops which they pretty much all will. When that bar is closing at about 5:00 am You can actually catch the girls as they are leaving to go home if they were not purchased already they will stop to get a bite to eat usually at one of the vendors right in front of the bar near the 7-Eleven you can approach them usually they will be sitting five or six to a table and ask who wants to get a last customer some of them will even go spend the rest of the night and morning with you for the low low rate of about $30-$40.
All of the girls at that bar are between the ages of 18 to 22 and there's nothing older, none of them are over 5 ft tall and most of them are about 4 ft 9 or 4 ft 8. And they occasionally have a few that are only three and a half feet tall. They are not true midgets they are actually just really small normal proportion. After you've experienced Soi Cowboy and Nana Plaza, you'll probably check out Pat Pong but it's kind of disappointing it is the oldest red light district in Bangkok but it's not what it used to be and it's Heyday of the 60's and 70's, don't go to the ping pong show it's a rip-off yes some girls will be shooting ping pongs out of their p* opening beer bottles and doing really weird s* but you will get hit with a very expensive bill at the end of it. $100-$300. If you made the mistake of doing this do not argue just pay the bill get the receipt and then walk right over to the tide tourist police station file a complaint they will walk with you back to the bar and the bar will refund your money. But I would just avoid it all together it's not that impressive.
But if you are just dying to see a bunch of used up old hookers who can't really keep up with the young pretty things anymore and have to do really odd things like smoke cigarettes with their p* or slide a string full of razor blades in and out of their p* and shoot ping pong balls at you and open your Heineken bottle with their p* then go to super pussy bar at patpong. And even though they may say the show is free your beer can be a hundred bucks each LOL. Once you get all of that out of your system I highly advise finding the smaller holes in the wall like Annie's soapy massage is a world famous staple of Bangkok it has a fishbowl aquarium full of girls 50 usually or more you pick the Girl by the number she wears and if she's wearing a star with a number on it she is special in some way and when I mean special I mean special.
Then go find the underground Coffee House you have to buy a coffee when you get in there but it's a freelance bar so you buy your overpriced $10 coffee and there are hundreds of girls there every night it's in the basement of a hotel right on the main road you just walk down the stairs go into the basement and it opens to a very large room with a little tiny coffee bar and hundreds and hundreds of Freelancers hanging out there and those girls tend to be cheap, as there is so much competition in that place but also a lot of customers come in especially what we call cheap Charlie customers who are Bangkok wise to the market and know what they can get away with. These girls cost anywhere from $10-30 at most for 2 hours and almost all of then are 3 holes open, cum rags, and will swallow too. Full sex and back door. Offer an extra $3-$10 and every one of them goes bareback with cum in pussy.
There are little rapid testing stations all over the place near the red light district some of them are in little buses or Vans some are in buildings testing is dirt cheap and all the girls are used to guys wanting them to do it, just take her over to the little van they will prick her finger test her and in 15 minutes you'll have your results and go to the room and pound her Raw. Some of them use the mouth saliva test kit too. Some of these testing places are completely free and the ones who charge are anywhere from $5 to $10. I have always tested mine. When you first discover what it's like there you may be tempted to go to one of those bars and grab 10 Spinners at the same time take them back to your room and have a 10 girl on one guy orgy, restrain yourself you only have one dick. It will be a complete waste of money and you'll probably get tired before you end up getting through all 10 of them yes most guys end up going crazy when they first get there and trying that out at least getting four or five girls I highly recommend doing one at a time. Don't order an escort to your room those are the most expensive girls in Thailand and they're not that impressive compared to what you can find on the street.
When you get bored with the Thai girls which is hard to do but eventually you'll want to try out some other stuff too go to the Epcot of sex that's what I call it that is the main road running through downtown Bangkok walk down the street going towards the higher soi numbers, walk into each and every little side street there will be brothels beer bars Go-Go bars and Freelancers everywhere at night, you will walk into a district that is strictly Japanese and this is going to be your most expensive place probably to get girls as Japanese guys pay a ridiculous amount of money for these girls and kind of screw the whole thing up in that area but Japanese guys like specific types of Asian girls and yes they have many Japanese girls in that area even Chinese and Thai and even tall Barbie Blondes From Russia, but the Japanese guys like the Barbie look big boobs little nose little mouth big eyes tall skinny long blonde hair milk white skin, so you will see the Thai girls even coming to that area will have their skin bleached as white as possible die their hair red or blonde have big boob jobs and everything trying to get Japanese customers the saying in Bangkok is 4 x4 x4 4,000 bought 4 minutes 4" dick. LOL.
If you want some really dark meat darker than even a Thai girl can get from Isaan, then visit the Nigerian District where they're all Nigerian black girls or sub-Saharan Africa black girls. Watch out for their so-called pimps, these Nigerian gangster guys if they start to conversate with you they will act friendly but they are trying to con or find a week guy they can hustle, simply tell them you have a Thai wife and her father is a high ranking police or military official in Thailand they will immediately Evacuate the area and leave you alone. Then you do have the Russian soy area with the tall Barbie blondes and dark-haired tall women from places like Armenia or Romania, Gypsy looking girls and the perfect blonde Barbies. You will even see areas that cater to girls from Burma all Burmese sex workers, Filipinos, and yes even French and European women in some of these districts and areas.
Know that the Russian clubs are controlled by Russian mafia but they don't mess with the customers so don't worry just don't get involved in any other business with them. All of the major Mafia crime gangs are located in Bangkok but they have a strict code not to mess with the tourists because the Thai authorities don't play around if they mess with tourists the Thai authorities will mess them up so they have kind of a piece agreement there. Yes everything from Triads and Yakuza Russian ex KGB mafia guys, Nigerian Warlords, even Italian gangsters although the Italians are more located in Chiang Mai in the north of Thailand. But you don't have much to fear from them Bangkok is an extremely safe City just don't get belligerently drunk and start bullying Thai people because that's when you will find out that there's a thing called when Thai's attack. Yes they are very tolerant people but the ones who specifically work in the red light district areas and around heavy tourist populations have a lower tolerance but still much higher than what you would see in America, it takes a lot to make them lose their cool but if you are a complete dick and ass hat drunk belligerent and getting violent with them expect to be hospitalized or beaten to death. Yes it takes a lot to make them lose face but if they're going to lose face they're going to do it in a grand Style and don't expect it to be one-on-one to tell the truth anybody who got an ass whooping like that deserved it trust me. And it's usually some 20-year-old drunk ass Westerner who's a major bully and figures everyone small and avoids violence and avoids conflict so he's just going to go let his bully flag hang out, it never ends well for them.
Do not and I repeat do not get involved at all with drugs in Bangkok or Thailand at all. Not even marijuana. Prison sentences are extremely hard and they don't have to catch you with it they could drug test you and if you're positive you could do 40 years in prison. Although drugs are not a huge problem in Thailand. And be aware that the beer in Thailand is a hell of a lot stronger than the beer in Western countries, you may drink a six pack here and get a light buzz but if you drink two or three beers there you might be drunk off your ass. Be careful with the drinking until you know what you can handle there.
I coined the phrase the Epcot of sex which is what Bangkok is, to tell the truth Bangkok is the best place for sex on Earth, you're going to hear a lot about the city of Pattaya Thailand, and Puket. Always a good idea to take a trip to the southern places the beaches aren't that great there are much better beaches in Thailand, and yes they have big red light districts walking streets with tons and tons of girls also but the prices tend to be a bit higher and they truly don't have quite as many as Bangkok. To me those are a sex tourists trap you can get anything you can get there in Bangkok and better for way less money. Every single bar in Bangkok even the little pubs that you would not think are even for westerners have working girls in them there are even blowjob bars where the girls specialize in blowjobs only. The smaller local BJ bars are the best you can get a BJ anywhere from $3 to $6 and yes 90% of those girls swallow 10% will spit but you can clarify that before you purchase. I like to hit the little tie bars off in the working class neighborhoods, the girls are the cheapest and you'll still find hot little Spinners there that can suck a mean dick. And we'll suck your dick and swallow it for $3. There are also the tourist Westerner BJ bars the girls tend to be $5 to $10, some of these bars have a private little area just out of sight but most of the time you're going to walk in you'll see guys lined up on the wall on a busy night all of them getting head at the same time or you'll be sitting at the bar in the guy next to you has a girl stoop Down Under the bar sucking his cock well he drinks his beer and chats with you LOL. But I highly recommend using the dating apps like Badoo, grab yourself a membership for a hundred bucks for life, message a whole bunch of sluty looking Thai girls before you get there, pick a few and set up dates during your trip, these girls are usually ex bar girls are even current bar girls or scammers, funny thing is you can scam them before they can scam you no they're not going to steal from you you don't have too much worry about that but just like with any girl always hide your valuables lock them in the hotel safe or lock them in your suitcase. That's just good practice. Set up to meet these girls for a coffee a lunch or a beer, they are all going to fuck right when you leave the restaurant or bar, what they are really trying to do is get you to fall for them and be the dumb Westerner who goes back to America but sends them hundreds of dollars a month meanwhile you're only going to see them once a year when you go back they're happy to f* you take care of you like a king when you're there for a few weeks, and in turn they get hundreds of dollars a month and they usually have 10 guys on the hook. This is a side Hustle for some bar girls. But occasionally you do meet the Thai girl who just wants some Western dick and is happy to just f* your brains out. Setting up these girls is cheap and quite available p* and will also be a tour guide. But watch out they can get quite jealous even when they're hustling, the trick is to set up boundaries with them say you want to take it slow but f* them like crazy.
Also it's always great if you can get them to let you come to their place to f* and not really show them where you're staying. And yes if you pick up a bar girl more than a couple of times and spend the night with her some of these girls can get highly jealous and possessive and then when you go back to that bar she considers you hers and doesn't want you to touch any of the other girls and can get quite psycho sometimes hahaha Thai women are very jealous women. Probably why Thai women are world famous for cutting off dicks when they catch their husband cheating in fact the doctors have gotten so good at in Thailand at reattaching the male member that they are world renowned for reattachment and also gender-changing because they have extensive experience with the male penis thanks to the bitter wives of Thailand. In Thailand they call this feeding the Ducks. LOL. But you don't have to worry about the hookers doing this this is more of a traditional honest wife who worked hard taking care of her husband and family only to find out he's f* bar girls or other women behind her back.
There are two types of women in Thailand those you f* those you marry and never the twain shall be and there's nothing truer than that then in Thailand and once you learn the culture these two type of women are very easy to spot from each other. Once you have gone to Bangkok I recommend spending your first trip there for a month after that when you go back why not go down visit Pattaya and Phuket, and maybe take a trip up to the north to Chiang Mai who also has its own red light districts, Chiang Mai is the old capital city very historic all the way in the north of Thailand. There's also Chang Rai, right next to Chiang Mai. But when you're ready to go get some really hot dark-skinned spinner girls poor farm girls who are happy to get their hands on a Westerner and will be chomping at the bit to jump on your dick take a trip to the very poor farming community of Isaan Thailand. The hot little farm girls are a dime a dozen and all of them are dreaming about getting with a guy like you and yes you can even find a good wife there don't expect her to have an education but she'll know how to cook clean and take care of you and that tight little pussy and body will keep you hard into your 90's LOL. But when you decide to take a Thai wife, pick a traditional Thai woman and hold out for one with a high level of Education preferably a master's degree and from a good family with money, you will have a gorgeous extremely smart kind generous and wonderful wife to spend the rest of your life with but whatever you do keep Mr winky only for her because she will chop that mother fucker off if she catches you usually guys pick these women when they're ready to settle down. LOL.
The horror stories you hear of westerners getting taken advantage of and treated like s* cheated on manipulated and all their money taken are the ones that are marrying bar girls, they don't bother to take the time to learn the culture to be able to recognize traditional girl from a bar girl they just see a hot b* who knows how to f* and marry her not the smartest move I can tell you now I've never met a Thai girl who couldn't Rock a dick they are passionate lovers even the traditional girls and most of the traditional girls are ready to marry about 24 to 25 years old right when they finish their degree from University, and they don't mind marrying 40-year-old guys, they don't even really get hung up on looks a lot of times a fat 50-year-old ugly Westerner will be walking around with a 25-year-old hottie and everybody will immediately think that she's taking advantage but if he picked a traditional Thai girl from a good family and understood the culture it is not that at all she is totally committed to family and she cares more about how you treat her and how you care about family then about superficial things like looks. And she will rock your dick like you never been rocked before because she is 150% committed to her husband. And many of these girls will even be virgins but don't think that's a negative Thai girls have a natural Rhythm and passion, and when they f* they give their all. You take a girl in Western countries like America who's a virgin you f* she's a starfish she just lays there and doesn't know what the f* to do and you have to teach her take a virgin traditional Thai girl give her that fat cock that she's been craving which to a Thai girl is 6" and she's happy as f* and she will rock that thing like you've never had it rocked before. Most Thai men are the thickness of a nickel to a quarter and three to four inches and Thai women are built for that dick, but they love it when they get one of us even an average American running six or seven inches a little over a quarter to a half dollar in thickness and these girls are mind blown and completely in love. Slight warning if you're packing a 9-in cock as thick as a beer can it's going to take her a while to be able to handle you. I say patience young Padawan give it time she will get there. But if you're an average Westerner running six or seven inches it won't be a problem although you're going to bottom out in her I call them pocket pussies, they're kind of like the little pocket on your blue jeans that nobody really knows what it's for it's a very snug tight fit it's not very deep it's not very big but these girls know how to use it and it feels oh so good, anal for some Thai girls can be tough you have to break them in slowly and carefully I recommend getting that numbing lubricant and applying it 15 minutes before to her ass to help her handle it but once she handles it she is going to be an anal queen and yes your wife will swallow your cum every time you ask. And if you're overweight you're in luck Thai food is very healthy and these girls know how to cook you will watch your blood pressure drop you will lose fat you will feel better all because of the diet these girls will feed you and taking care of their husband is their big priority don't get me wrong they're not slave wives they will definitely tell you where to stick it if you're being a dick but you will find that they are happy to work as a team and they understand the male ego and they do not trample on it they like to be feminine they like to be a woman and they don't want to boss their husband around but they do know how to lead from behind and influence your decisions gently without stepping on your ego because an ego is an important thing for a man. So take the leap go to Thailand even just for sex tourism you're going to love Thailand there's nothing like it on Earth, I've been to the red light districts of Amsterdam overpriced overrated completely suck. Thailand is the mecca of sex. Both paid and unpaid, and the funny thing is sometimes even in the red light districts and especially the dance clubs, you will find many many Thai girls usually University students who have never had a Westerner or they have and they love it and they enjoy f* these are free girls who you will meet in the dance clubs who make it very obvious they're attracted to you yes some of these are hookers trying to apply their trade in the bar but they're up front about it and we'll say they want money but then there's the other ones they will hang out usually two or three girls sometimes four or five and you don't have to worry about having friends for their friends she will break off from them and go with you because her real goal that night is to get some Western dick, some of these girls will even come down to the red light district and hang out outside and you will notice that they are dressed differently and they are hanging out with a couple of girlfriends and they are eyeballing the guys they think are cute and they will quickly jump on you. One thing that gets all the girls going wild is how you dress don't be the guy wearing cargo shorts and Crocs and a regular t-shirt walking around down there like most of the sex tourists get yourself a nice Armani or Kenneth Cole collared shirt short sleeve of course it's too hot to wear long sleeve, a nice pair of slacks Kenneth Cole preferred or Calvin Klein, that fit you nicely a nice pair of shoes some dress socks a nice belt, wear a nice watch no it doesn't have to be a Rolex just something decent looking stainless steel Not Gold, don't be wearing a ton of jewelry gold necklaces and bracelets and rings. And walk into any of the bars and clubs and just be a little quiet go up order a drink or something and hang out and these girls will come flying to you in just a minute or two, suddenly you'll hear High where are you from. That's their starting point to get the conversation, smile joke a little bit tell them you're there on business. And you will be going home with a Thai girl for free hell she will even pay for the drinks and even if she's a bar girl who just got done serving Five Guys earlier that night on short time she saw you and knew you are a goal for her possible guy she could marry or at the very least get some dick from a professional. You would be surprised just wearing a pair of Kenneth Cole slacks and a nice Kenneth Cole button down collared shirt no don't put on the tie and watch how fast these girls flock to you. Even when you were getting the prostitutes in the bars you will see they will all start fighting over you I mean even to the point of physically fighting each other for you not quite punching kicking but one will be trying to get on your lap and the other girl will come push her off and jump on your lap they will laugh but at the same time they are all in heavy competition to land you you will see when you walk into that bar all the girls leave their customers and come to try to get you the top girl in the bar the alpha female there's always one usually gets first dibs, but the funny thing is she's usually the best f* in the bar but when the regular sex tourist walk in with the cargo shorts the Crocs or flip-flops and the T-shirt she doesn't even really bad an eye unless they approach her and offer her money to go of course then she will do her job, but all of these bar girls will try to impress you with their skills if you walk in dressed like that. This is a little secret from a Thailand Monger who's been doing it for decades. I've even acted like a newbie who's never been to Thailand didn't realize he was in a prostitution bar and was there on business and came to see about getting a drink usually I just ordered a soda, I make mention that I was in my hotel and I heard the music and was wondering what was going on thinking it was maybe a festival or something. I act like I don't know anything about Thailand and I definitely don't let her know that I know how to speak Thai, the funny thing when you speak Ty you will hear her conversation with the other girls around her talking about what she's going to do to you when she gets you to that room. Even the bar girls or the normal girls want to get you to the room. I've even played that game and acted like oh my money hasn't cleared yet I'm waiting on the hotel to clear my check so that I can get my money and have experienced bar girls total professional pay for a hotel room because I told them my hotel is all the way across Bangkok, and I need to be somewhere downtown in the morning so I planned on staying up I've played all kinds of games like that and I've had countless bar girls when I'm dressed like that take me for free leave the bar losing pay go pay for the hotel room so that they can f* all night, and usually while they sleep I get dressed and I slip out or in the morning they're busy giving me a b* to wake me up doing my laundry giving me a back rub showering me and then I tell them I have to go to a business meeting and I'll call them later and if I want to I do but I don't have to I can just go get another one the next night. This is the true cheap Charlie scam LOL.
