Yellow River Massage Gilbert. Val Vista and Guadalupe
Way. Down upon the Yellow river. Far far away. Whoa. Wait a minute. That's Swanee river. Not Yellow River.
Nope, the Yellow River is quite different. More like Joseph Conrade's river in Heart of Darkness / Apocalypse now.
Unlike Apocalypse now, there was no "smell of victory in the air" ala Robert Duvall at the Yellow river massage. No. Only defeat. Actually Ol Bubba had much optimism when I walked in, there at the desk was a familiar face from another AMP I have frequented in the past. This was a good sign right? Wrong.
A visible frown came upon her face, and she mumbled something in Chinese to her stable mate when I came in. It was as if she was in the Witness protection program and had been found out. She immediately grumbled that it would be. 45 for 45 minutes and led me to the room. Curtains, no door. Another very bad sign. She lectured me to make sure and drape myself with the pillow case on the table. Their was also signs doubling up on her stern message.
Throughout the massage she kept quizzing me on how I found her and how I was possibly a policeman. The police reference was intriguing considering I had mauled her like an Alaskan Grizzly at our last meeting. Strange. Needless to say, Ol Bubba left deflated and feeling as if I had survived a prison camp interrogation session as I drove away. Perhaps this place has more to offer and it was just me. I will be interested to read any reviews that come on this board.
Visiting Phoenix Next Week, Seeking Help Finding Good AMP
Gents,
I'll be in your city next week and am hoping someone can help me with current info. Yes, I've read the back reports, but girls and other things do change. So, I'm hoping to find some up-to-date info, pretty, pretty please? I'd love to find a good AMP but most of all I want to find a pretty asian girl who is very, very open minded. Could be an apartment or massage parlor or BP advertiser, whatever. Any help would be greatly appreciated! I'm open to a great latina experience, too! Most important is that she's very, very open minded.
And if you're ever in Chicago, let me know!
Peace out,
Luv Nooke
ps - PM details rather than post here for discretion. Thanks!