Streetwalker Reports

Out on Friday around 5. I had someone in the car. But there was a real hot tall skinny BSW in short dress walking down the hill to sandy.

There were others in the area Much larger Not of any interest to me.

S1.

Hit the blade yesterday afternoon strictly for some recon and found next to nothing, only two sightings. The one that looks like golem and one of the Sarah's in her leggings. Pretty disappointing for such a nice day.

Some late reports.

Saturday Night:

After a lazy day of firewood splitting, yard work & a long walk w/ the copilot. Took a nap that extended past dark. Of course, I slept through the text from Merrill & her frisky way of saying "want to get together after my shift". Texted her back "sure I would" but that was somewhat short of cash. Didn't seem to be that important to her as long as long as she could do a "lot" of laundry here & could I barbecue Sunday.

Though I still think weekend nights are frequently weak, thought I'd do some 82nd recon foreplay before heading downtown. With that ever willing copilot, some tunes & drink loaded off we went. Hit JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # starting about 9:45>11:15 for a couple laps. I thought only have enough time for one lap yet Merry was delayed to just after 11:00.

Right at Duke saw WSW in clamdigger shorts w/ patterned stockings sticking out of the shorts. Tight patterned top w/ brunette hair up. Looked new to me & looped around for a 2nd look & it was Sarah #1.5 all hookered up compared to her usual fusty smegma covered outfits! Note to self: schedule a fucking eye appointment Zava.

Quasimodo was sitting at IHOP bench staring hard at all cars. Saw her later dragging her foot near Foster.

Denise was doing that weird style of walking she sometimes does near Glisan in flowered dress & heels.

LSW Carmella had her hair up & was just past the States walking South in tight jeans & boots w/ lips painted fire engine red. While not the type I always look for just might have to rethink as those tits & lips were a siren song in my ears. Her jacket was open to show those jiggling boobs in some skimpy & exceptionally low cut top. I just had to get a 2nd look at those jiggling puppies & looped around perfectly & met her at corner. Simultaneously as I was about to talk to her for a second when some middle aged Asian idiot in glasses & white SUV flipped an obvious you turn & stopped right in front of me blocking my truck. I thought the idiot was going to take the driver's side front corner of truck off. WTF you clueless fuckhead? He started talking & gesturing loudly & she looked confused. I yelled at the idiot to get the hell out of my way. I just smiled at her & gestured another time to her. I should have just pepper sprayed the squinty four eyed pushy fuckwheat. Luckily PPD presence was nonexistent on 82nd due to the dumb boys being in town.

Bagger Vance was at the usual location. Had to laugh she reminded me a bit of Cousin It from the Addams Family w/ that long wig past her shoulders & totally covering her face.

A couple of BSW near Fremont & Sandy Hill. Another night w/ no cottage cheese to befoul my retinas. I'm liking this ongoing trend.

Empty all up the Sandy upper # until the way back at Prescott boot store where BBW BSW Shrek was out again. There's got to be some sort of old woman ogre who lived in a boot joke there yet I'm coming up blank.

A sturdy younger WSW w/ blondish pink dreaded & beaded long hair was in miniskirt & ankle boots. Had a small backpack on & kept her hoodie up. Got a quick look at her face & it was SW serviceable. Her & her shadowing Tyrone were from Stark>Division all night. Baggy assed Tyrone was in the shadows at times & occasionally twenty feet away. Another I cute faced one I didn't recognize.

A young cute plain looking brunette WSW tiny spinner in jeans & wearing a blue bandanna dew rag covering her head was in the above area, yet another I don't remember seeing before. Gave me a tight forced smile between puffing on her cigarette.

One criddler WSW brunette w/ a Dutch boy haircut sitting at Stark MCD's bus stop in patterned tights was looking for company all night. She was so persistent if you caught the red light wrong, she was at your window. I had to time hitting the green to avoid her toothless smile on next passes. Lately I've been a crazy criddler magnet to my chagrin. Fuck me.

Finally got the text I was waiting for & called it. I wasn't kidding when I said nonexistent PPD or any other LE. Saw not a one all night until I crossed the river.

Sunday Afternoon:

Coming back from 1000 Acres afternoon of hiking & swimming w/ the copilot & Merry +- 4:45. As I drove home, I'd realized I'd spaced out taking any barbecue out of freezer before we left. Got off at Sandy bypass as we figured out dinner & where to stop. Reverse recon Sandy>82nd>JCB.

Of course, Bagger Vance was where we all expect her to be.

At Stark was trim lithesome WSW late twenties early thirties long dirty blonde hair to middle of back though lower hair was bright blonde. Wearing black yoga pants w/ loose & flowy off the shoulder tan top w/ tank top underneath. Cute & rocking that 70's Jackie O sunglasses look between her subtle waves at vehicles. Another I'd never seen & will have to keep an eye open for.

At Taboo was nice younger WSW amazon natural redhead in short ponytail, tight black shorts w/ some nice heels showing off her long legs. A fair amount of tats on legs & arms. While waiting for light watched her as she walked in for some lucky fucker between Taboo & bakery. Damn she was my kind of sluuty ginger.

Both of the above I'd have seriously broken some stealth recon rules + some traffic laws to intercept.

By the time we got to Foster we'd finally decided on Dungeness for dinner & stopped where the old FM was.

When leaving noticed Quasimodo at Harbor Freight in jeans & bikini top. She's been in the vicinity all this weekend.

A late twenties +- thicker blonde WSW was near Flavel carts in pink dress & heels. Sort of homely w/ some belly.

Had quite a few requests for more Merry photos from the peanut gallery. So, here's one last one. She tells me she's been out walking at least twice after our July coast trip (and the stories she tells make laugh out fucking loud SMDHS). Up your game boys.

So, go find her & post your own photos, I can't be the only documenting their adventures.

Safe recons & life.

Coming back from the Country Club, North / South there was a whole bunch of 1/2 shirts and Hookerish clothing.

Lots of action Fremont way.

A nerdy BSW caught my eye but she was fucking around with her phone, Tyrone near.

Lots more flesh all the way South. Tonight should be good.

In other news, in the last few days 4 different Walkers have notified me they will be out Walking this week, forward.

BSW Sammie.

WSW Frankie.

WSW Holly (not Se Habla).

And the best news of all the Queen.

WSW Workingmans Best Friend.

Was bored & restless, so decided to hit the streets last night around 11 pm. Saw some aspiring talent.

There were this police duo that pulled over 2 cars, black Mercedes by 82 bar and grill. And gave a really hard time to a silver honda civic down by standard tv and appliance. Sat the dude on the curb, couldn't tell if he was cuffed or not and searched his car. Dude must have felt violated LOL. Other than those 2 didn't see any others.

Kinda sparse. 7-11 on klickitat was a hangout for tyrones and hoes. And who I assume is "bagger vance" (slouched, unhappy looking BSW, a hood on normally sitting on the bus bench) wasn't there. A LSW was there tho, tight jeans and a phat ass, not really my thing. Looked good till you get within 10 ft. Then its a quick uturn to get outa there and slap yourself for even considering it LOL.

Saw another young LSW, dark hair, white hoodie, pink booty shorts, hoe must have been cold. That hoody did nothing to cover that chubby bootay. Dem cheeks were falling out dem hoe shorts LOL. Saw her hugging a few tyrones, saying watsup and flashin dem jiggly saggy asscheeks to all the incoming traffic. Hoe is proud and confident of her moneymaker. I'm sure I saw whoever flipped a uturn swoop her. She was pretty loud and seemed a bit drunk.

Down by the utopia restaurant the hoes were gang ganging. 5 or 6 of them in a group. Just chillin, first time I saw a "fur coat" on a hoe like in the movies. Reminded me of the scene of the movie where a hoe pulls out a cell phone to call the tyrone who then comes and shoots up the small shop. Kiss of the dragon with jet li.

Don't know why, but out of nowhere I got this vibe that they would probably try to hustle or rob you out of your money if you gave them a chance in your car. When I see hoes "organised" like that it just seems like they have an ulterior motive, not thinking about pleasuring you, the customer. Am I just being paranoid or have any of you had any good experiences with these ladies? They were all 5-7 in looks. But hey, when they give cheap head can I really complain? LOL. 2 WSW, 1 BSW, 1 asw, and that flabbyass LSW with dem pink bootay shorts was part of them too I think.

Went up and down 82nd, from sandy down to the food carts by Johnson creek river, is that the "normal route"?

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;4953796]If I reported all the bonehead pickup moves I've witnessed on 82nd recently my reports would be pages longer & since I've had a complaint or three about my report lengths I don't want to strain some's reading comprehension. SMDHS.

The days of incognito scooping mattering on 82nd are over for the time being. A lot of newcomers just jumping stupidly headfirst into the SW abyss & it shows. I've been out scooped more recently than ever..[/QUOTE]Looks like they're driving prices way up too. Getting back into the hobby after a long rest. Picked up two tonight, both didn't even try negotiating what I thought was already a high rate and just got out without saying anything.

I'll tell you my Quasimodo story, it begins some 6-7 years ago.

I first saw her some years ago and the first wasn't P4P. At one time she and her pillhead Kyle were merely Emo panhandlers downtown.

Fast forward mere months and her and her Kyle made it out East to the Blade. Kyle disappeared and she started Walking.

She has always frequented between Holgate and Flavel, mostly between Holgate and Foster.

The first pickup was near Foster. Our first date was in a school yard. Nothing memorable other than she was economical and she was somewhat engaging. We dated 3-4 times total.

Before the pharmaceuticals took a firm hold she was decent looking, full bush and her tits were waist tits (gravity), definitely endowed for a little frame.

I'll spare any desparaging remarks but she has been.
a no go for many years now.

I've always looked out for her during my travels, or I should say for the last 5 years I've stopped and given her an umbrella, given her food (quick rip through Jack / McDs) and other things because her situation is as dire as dire can be. She is the poster child of the streets and heroin addiction. No comment on her bunk foot, it would be pure speculation. Sad stuff this one.

$10 Zavi gets her in his vehicle someday. In the vehicle to help her out, no doubt not date cause he's a stand up dude.

[QUOTE=Blee2433;5000043]
Went up and down 82nd, from sandy down to the food carts by Johnson creek river, is that the "normal route"?[/QUOTE]Though I never score much up there for some reason. Sandy>122nd +- also has some occasional opportunities.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5000196]I'll tell you my Quasimodo story, it begins some 6-7 years ago.

I first saw her some years ago and the first wasn't P4P. At one time she and her pillhead Kyle were merely Emo panhandlers downtown.

Fast forward mere months and her and her Kyle made it out East to the Blade. Kyle disappeared and she started Walking.

She has always frequented between Holgate and Flavel, mostly between Holgate and Foster.

The first pickup was near Foster. Our first date was in a school yard. Nothing memorable other than she was economical and she was somewhat engaging. We dated 3-4 times total.

Before the pharmaceuticals took a firm hold she was decent looking, full bush and her tits were waist tits (gravity), definitely endowed for a little frame.

I'll spare any desparaging remarks but she has been.
a no go for many years now.

I've always looked out for her during my travels, or I should say for the last 5 years I've stopped and given her an umbrella, given her food (quick rip through Jack / McDs) and other things because her situation is as dire as dire can be. She is the poster child of the streets and heroin addiction. No comment on her bunk foot, it would be pure speculation. Sad stuff this one.

$10 Zavi gets her in his vehicle someday. In the vehicle to help her out, no doubt not date cause he's a stand up dude.[/QUOTE]Thanks Rammer.

Though I suspected as much. Your FHT more than satisfied any curiosity I had about her. Also seen her off & on for years in same area & never could pull the trigger.

What triggered my memory of nostalgic yearning was a week or so ago Merry & I got somewhat margarita silly & started recounting our first sexual experiences (well besides masturbation LOL). The l'chaim prom date princess was my mine. Merry just about peed herself she was laughing so hard when I related my feeble attempts to round the various bases of Rina's early developing body. Laughed even harder when I admitted I lasted all of thirty seconds even w/ her awkward & disinterested teenaged manipulations.

Never got a second chance w/ good old Rina as I got arrested for a matchbox full of pot the next day & her folks banned her from ever seeing me again. Also shooting a teenaged megaload over her corsage & dress likely didn't help my chances. She wouldn't even meet my eyes in school corridors after. LOL. Anyway, once my folks got me out of that felony shitstorm my family moved to Bay Area before the school term even ended. Never looked back once I discovered California girls.

I know I'll continue to pass Quasi up after your comments. One of these days drop some food or the like off for her.

Also try to finish a couple of the FHT languishing on my computer. SMDHS.

There were four girls on sandy. All east of 108th. The light where the auto parts store is. One was haggard as hell and old. You know Gums and all gums. LOL One had on some black tube top with straps. Short shorts looked good not large at all but not a spinner. Seemed younger than the rest. I did not have a chance to double back. She would be worth checking out. There were two more walking west. Likely civies, but one never knows. Another was heavier with black and white spandex skin tights on. She was on the heavy side. I was shocked to see this many out at 8 pm on sandy. Hard part is its now dark then and a ***** to see what you are getting or if any Tyrones are lurking. Got to be careful you know.

I am not usually out that late. But might have to check out that area again. The one girl peaked my interest.

Stay safe out there. I did not see any sign on LE.

Best all.

[QUOTE=********;5003136]I am not usually out that late. But might have to check out that area again. The one girl peaked my interest.[/QUOTE]I think you mean 'piqued' your interest, no?

My workday got fucked w/ material delays Was bouncing around waiting & after watching the food fight masquerading as a presidential (sic) debate. Netflix queue caught up & finished last unread book I had around I was bored.

Copilot & I headed out 9:30>11:30 +- JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # to see what was happening.

JCB>Flavel was heavy w/ Clackamas cruisers & UC SUV for some reason. Didn't matter as the sewer construction & police presence going on killed off most foot traffic in area. The cruisers or SUV had someone lit up on all my passes there.

Empty until Stark where BBW WSW Otter Pop was walking. I sped up some after her look my way.

A ton of PPB in Hong Phat lot 3-4 SUV w/ officers shooting the shit outside their vehicles. Concurrently the silver UC SUV had some car pulled right at Walgreens & had all occupants sitting on curb as a K9 searched it. Seriously weird to see some actual normal like PPD work going on.

MTBE was heading their way until she saw all the lights & immediately turned North again. Looking good in tight dress & black boots. Instantly got scooped in first side street past Walgreens.

A PAWG whale (I cannot stress enough emphasis on that) was getting scooped in Sunny parking lot. Repulsed me to no end yet got to give reluctant respect to that monger for even considering mounting that mountain. I mean she was Mama Cass large.

Utopia had a couple BSW in front. Snore. At least the cottage cheese was once again at a bare minimum.

Bagger Vance was at usual spot & that area was hopping all night.

Bagger was sharing the general area w/ another BSW & a cute spinner like young dirty blonde WSW girl next door like in jeans & short spaghetti strapped top showing a nice medium chest flat belly & cute tight ass. Tyrone was in 7-11 lot keeping an eye on both as both girls did the random slow lap around the 7-11 & side street.

The skinny crackhead BSW was decked out in the latest fashion (if this was the fucking seventies). Moving right along in loud leather (pantsuit w/ a matching jaunty cap). That damn theme from Shaft started playing in my head over the Allman Brothers in the cd player.

A light skinned smaller BBW BSW in striped pants & white top was at 76 Fremont. While not that bad looking overall the Tammy Rae Baker school of makeup vibe was off the charts w/ her.

A sturdy short haired WSW redhead in glasses & Christina Hendrick body (- the chest) in a tight striped dress ran across from Bagger's bench & hopped in some waiting car.

All the Klickatat denizens were absolutely oblivious to all the PPD SUV patrolling heavily in the general area. Shit I was somewhat freaked & wasn't even doing anything illegal.

Again, Sandy upper # was barren of SW & a waste of gas. Oddly empty of PPD for some reason compared to 82nd. Skipped on other passes.

An older brunette WSW was sitting across from Glisan park nose stuck in phone though she looked up at all passing blankly. Just wasn't that curious from my quick glance.

Just South of Division was the first doe I looped for. Shoulder length blonde WSW late twenties early thirties +- in a colorful flowered dress. Smaller chest & trim w/ killer legs/ass accentuated by some nice stilettos. Unfortunately, the couple times I passed her she was having some issue w/ shoes & looking down & fucking w/ them. She then vanished until a later lap where she was walking in for some waiting car near Autozone. At least I got enough of look to realize it wasn't Merry. LOL.

PPD got even more visible up & down 82nd. Cannot remember when I've seen that many in one night. At least the mongers on the hunt were better behaved & less blatant than Saturday night. Still somewhat pissed at that minivan incel that blocked me in Saturday.

Slowed down after that & I was heading home. As I went by IHOP near Foster was a trim & semi tall blonde flatter chest but perfect shape WSW in longer brightly colored knee length dress, ankle boots & a knitted cap w/ her hair flowing out. My radar must have turned been off as I thought cute civilian yet thought what the hell. At the street at Harbor Freight she came up & hopped in some waiting car after quick conversation at window. God damn it because she looked cute as all fuck. Anyone?

Ran the gauntlet of Clackamas cruisers Duke JCB & headed home. Not that bad for a weekday night.

Safe recons & life.

After yesterdays fucked up material scheduling issues worked until dusk tonight. Copilot & I decided to take a quick reverse recon Sandy upper #>82nd>JCB +- 7:30.

Fairly empty the whole way as likely too early.

At Frolics a BBW WSW blonde in light colored onesie & checked off the first cottage cheese sighting of the night.

Nothing until Glisan Park where Denise was doing something in a short Hawaiian themed miniskirt w/ black tank top.

One younger short as she was wide WSW brunette was out. I never look too closely at her but she always wears those fluorescent sneakers.

Redheaded WSW Susie from my reports # 2320 2304 & 2369 was by the WM food carts in frayed jean skirt, sandals & grey hoodie showing off her inked legs.

A couple of the same old Flavel fuglies were from Duke>JCB.

Well at least it was a nice full moon (almost).

Safe recons & life.

Decided to make a detour. Went from 84 north on 82 to sandy and up sandy. Pretty quite compared to the previous night. Only one worth mentioning was a girl in shorts and a work out tight spandex top walking to the top of the hill from sandy. Not sure if she was working. But likely was. Sandy was quiet.

This morning on sandy. At the adams market it looked like world war three I think all the police department was there. Hopefully a Tyrone got his just deserts. We shall see However likely a drug deal gone bad.

Stay tuned. Nothing out this morning. Any more, I tend to like the social media for hook ups. Seems safer than the streets.

Have a great day Always looking for the elusive newbie.

Anyone seen or got info on BSW peaches with braided hair?