Massage Parlor Reports

Saw Julie today. The trip out of town did her wonders. She was awesome. Said Big Cici is off to NY. Said new girl is here named Angie. Went nowhere near the mints.

[QUOTE=Fannima30;3287313]I stopped in there and grabbed a HUGE portion of those peppermints and stuffed them in my coat pocket. Then unloaded them on the passenger seat. What do I notice? There's a few mints with no wrappers on them that were sucked on for a few minutes then put back in the dish. Gross!

Probably guys waiting for their massage in the lobby doing this. The rest of the mints with wrappers I checked out carefully to make sure they weren't sucked on and put back in wrappers.[/QUOTE].

You aren't the fat ass with cheese in their rolls? These boards are much better for comedy than actual info. Slim pickings out there.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;3288370]Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Goaloh;3288370]Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.[/QUOTE]But the big difference is that they aren't paying us, we are paying them. That still doesn't make it right to go there stinking and not showered first though.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;3288370]Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.[/QUOTE]You misunderstand my point completely. I admire Asian women's astounding ability to seemingly not age. I've travelled Asia extensively, lived there. Wish I'd taken the plunge as a very young man just as China was opening economically to the west. Would've married a comely China gal and she'd STILL look great 30+ years later, no matter what I look like. But, it does hold true that when they do start to show signs of aging, it happens fast, like a switch got thrown. They can still look great, but it can be a bit shocking.

When I was in college I was in a class with a cute young asian woman, even she said that asian women age drastically once old age hits them.

Has anyone been to the AMP in Brunswick (not the one near Marcs)? I've never had any luck, wondering if anyone has had a different experience. There's a cute, younger women (Ada or Adi, I think), who I'm interested in. Any info would be great!

[QUOTE=Brian99;3289423]Has anyone been to the AMP in Brunswick (not the one near Marcs)? I've never had any luck, wondering if anyone has had a different experience. There's a cute, younger women (Ada or Adi, I think), who I'm interested in. Any info would be great![/QUOTE]Tried all the girls there, new and old. Never a wacky wacky. Ada is a cutie, but massage only. They will give you very close teasing to the boys, but never touch them. If you want a good massage, good place to go.

[QUOTE=Brian99;3289423]Has anyone been to the AMP in Brunswick (not the one near Marcs)? I've never had any luck, wondering if anyone has had a different experience. There's a cute, younger women (Ada or Adi, I think), who I'm interested in. Any info would be great![/QUOTE]They just got a new girl, fresh off the truck. Name is July. Most likely just massage. Alice went on vacation, just her and Ada now.

Stiff dick, anybody know where I can get the stiffness worked out?

She is supposed to do massages? I am supposed to see her at 4 if anyone knows shout out quick.

[QUOTE=Bpools;3291471]She is supposed to do massages? I am supposed to see her at 4 if anyone knows shout out quick.[/QUOTE]Save your cash.

I'm thinking a small bit of research and you will find all that you need to know. You could also look up bat shit crazy in the dictionary and you should see her head tilted to the side.

[QUOTE=BPools;3291471]She is supposed to do massages? I am supposed to see her at 4 if anyone knows shout out quick.[/QUOTE].

Hi all,

Anyone have any experience with this one? I'm not finding anything about her here but thinking of trying. Looking for decent massage and mouth massage on the west side. Looks like there is at least one other option but was hoping this one might work out.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/50-bbw-sensual-full-body-rub/34164393[/URL]

Yeah save your time and money.

[QUOTE=Rualone;3292438]Hi all,

Anyone have any experience with this one? I'm not finding anything about her here but thinking of trying. Looking for decent massage and mouth massage on the west side. Looks like there is at least one other option but was hoping this one might work out.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/50-bbw-sensual-full-body-rub/34164393[/URL][/QUOTE]I contacted her once and asked for pictures. She was very prompt in sending the pictures. I moved on after seeing the pictures. She may be to your liking. From what I have seen posted she is not a rip off. One guy posted that after the 1st massage, she allegedly went straight to the main event skipping the massage part. If you see her, please report.