Strip Club Reports

Club Fantasies Sunday was a total waste of time. Only like 5 dancers there. Upstairs had no dancers. Talent is of poor quality. No Rafaella so I was unable to ask about OTC potential. Left pretty quickly and went to Desire.

Sunday Desire is much better. Took Talia for a dance, it was pretty good, she knows how to grind. Asia there had a nice booty and boobs, but talking to her it seemed extra action in CR wouldn't be possible.

Foxy Lady for the Patriot game was a good experience. At least 15 dancers plus massage girls. Brunette dancer Zoey has amazing boobs and was worth a trip to the CR.

[QUOTE=CadillaCock;2273660]RI Dolls also known as The Dollhouse, not to be confused with Satin Dolls in Prov. Does not have any FS girls at all. Unless you get girls cell #s for OTC action but you won't get any in the club, only LD's and great massage girls but that is all.[/QUOTE]I don't normally go to the strip clubs so this is probably a dumb question, but what's up with massage girls in strip clubs? Is it just a 2 or 3 minute back rub while you're sitting at the bar or is it better than that?

[QUOTE=CadillaCock;2273660]RI Dolls also known as The Dollhouse, not to be confused with Satin Dolls in Prov. Does not have any FS girls at all. Unless you get girls cell #s for OTC action but you won't get any in the club, only LD's and great massage girls but that is all.[/QUOTE]Thanks Brother.

[QUOTE=TheGame05;2273892]Club Fantasies Sunday was a total waste of time. Only like 5 dancers there. Upstairs had no dancers. Talent is of poor quality. No Rafaella so I was unable to ask about OTC potential. Left pretty quickly and went to Desire.

.[/QUOTE]Agreed here. Went maybe 4 times in the past year, including once recently. Same opinion as Game. Always have bad luck there. Even though multiple dancers tell me to go then. Last time didn't even get a dance, wasn't even propositioned for one, and was there an entire hour.

Thanks CF Sunday for ending my addiction to you.

[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2273996]I don't normally go to the strip clubs so this is probably a dumb question, but what's up with massage girls in strip clubs? Is it just a 2 or 3 minute back rub while you're sitting at the bar or is it better than that?[/QUOTE]Yeah, depending on club t's either 1 or 2 songs, usually $10 per song, bu what's the point, it's in the open and your shoulders / back only and you don't get to even roam.

Thing is though, almost everywhere, even centerfolds, it's often the hottest piece of A in the place.

I think I had one at Foxy maybe 4 years ago, would have married the girl if she asked.

[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2273996]I don't normally go to the strip clubs so this is probably a dumb question, but what's up with massage girls in strip clubs? Is it just a 2 or 3 minute back rub while you're sitting at the bar or is it better than that?[/QUOTE]Well here is the breakdown.

Desire. No Massage Girls last time I was there.

Foxy. Massage girls walk around and take you to the massage area for the same time as a standard LD, or do a upper back / shoulder massage at your seat (might be less time, never had it at the seat). Actually got a shot and massage combo on Friday. $10 per massage / song.

Fantasies. Can't say, don't go there because its shit.

Caddillac. There is a massage area after the area where you pay and before the stairs to El Dorado Room and the LD area, and I think they do it at the tables too. There are usually only 2 on. Decent enough massages. I'd say 5-10 minute massage for $25. I am picky when I go there because one girl digs into my shoulder blades and collar bone and its annoying.

RI Dolls / Dollhouse. Haven't been back since they first opened. Heard the girls are good though.

If any of you find yourselves in the Portland ME area, do yourself a favor and hit up PT. I got an amazing back rub for $10/ song. Place is boring as hell, but they really know how to hire good rub girls.

[QUOTE=HagsJoe;2274161]Thing is though, almost everywhere, even centerfolds, it's often the hottest piece of A in the place.[/QUOTE]Them and the service staff (bartenders, hostess / waitress, shot girls). Except for Cadillac, the massage girls are not as hot. Some of the shot girls are smoke shows though.

Forgot to post this in a timely manner: Was looking for something to do on Friday after my plans got shot to shit and my buddy suggested we hit up Foxy because he had passes that were expiring. We go in and the place is busy, but not packed. I stood around taking in the scenery and didn't see any girls that floated my boat. A shot girl and a massage girl came up to me and asked if I wanted a combo for $20 bucks, which I accepted. We went into that VIP area with the bead curtains and one girl gave me a massage while the other straddled me and did the body shot, it was good time all around. Stood around a little longer and had a tall blonde come up to me and talked me into a dance. She quoted $50 for 2 songs and I said I only wanted one. She gave a shitty dance and kept going after the first song and I said I was all set. I decided to not make a fuss because the bouncers were in a mood and I didn't need the trouble. Went for a massage, it was relaxing. Stood around some more and 2 girls come up to me and ask if I want to do a 2 girl LD. The drugged out mannerisms should have told me to stay away, but I chalked it up to them acting. Got in the booth. Not even a quarter of the song through they stop and say times up. One of them hadn't even fully gotten her top off. One of their names was Fiona, she a short asian chick. I did another massage when a hot one asked me. Got bored and went to a bar on North Main, almost walked the 300 ft or so to NMS, but decided not to.

[QUOTE=HagsJoe;2274161]Yeah, depending on club t's either 1 or 2 songs, usually $10 per song, bu what's the point, it's in the open and your shoulders / back only and you don't get to even roam.

Thing is though, almost everywhere, even centerfolds, it's often the hottest piece of A in the place.

I think I had one at Foxy maybe 4 years ago, would have married the girl if she asked.[/QUOTE]Yep, memory jogged,see Geffe's post below, better than I or anyone who doesn't get them, could do.

[QUOTE=HagsJoe;2274158]Agreed here. Went maybe 4 times in the past year, including once recently. Same opinion as Game. Always have bad luck there. Even though multiple dancers tell me to go then. Last time didn't even get a dance, wasn't even propositioned for one, and was there an entire hour.

Thanks CF Sunday for ending my addiction to you.[/QUOTE]All these girls there are thin, attractive, and sexy: Alizea, Anastasia, Marley, Kelly, Kelly's friend, Ivy, Alex, and at least one other Hispanic girl whose name I don't remember. Destiny is pretty hot, too. None of them have been there when you've gone?

And if you don't like them thin God knows there are plenty of fat-assed, big-titted, and just plain fat dancers.

I remember when dancers would proposition me constantly there. Being picky it meant I was constantly saying No as politely as possible. And being seen turning down so many dancers meant the ones I would want to proposition me often times wouldn't. I much prefer doing the propositioning and being left alone otherwise.

Wonder if they would take another form of govt ID, something they can't scan.

[QUOTE=HagsJoe;2271280]Wait what? It scans your wallet in your pants for your DL?


If they "scan" they only probably scan 20 year olds who they think may have fake ID's. I've never seen a traditional scan there.

Don't give them your ID, easy solution.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SaviorFaire;2274722]All these girls there are thin, attractive, and sexy: Alizea, Anastasia, Marley, Kelly, Kelly's friend, Ivy, Alex, and at least one other Hispanic girl whose name I don't remember. Destiny is pretty hot, too. .[/QUOTE]Is there a tall brunette (Latino) girl working there? Maybe 5'9", glasses, tats on left arm and fingers? Super attractive! Wow.

I had to be in PVD Sunday, and from reading here I figured going to Club Fantasies on a Sunday would be a waste of time, but I might as well see for myself. Got there around 4:30 and my fave Alizea was on stage upstairs. While doing an eventual 10 dances with her (it was 2-for-1) I heard another fave, Marley, being announced for the main stage. When I was done with the 10 dances there was a spinner (spinner = thin and short; thin women aren't spinners, they're thin women) onstage upstairs and a spinner onstage downstairs. The upstairs one's stageshow was a little too impersonal for me to want to see, and the downstairs spinner was sitting talking to one customer and a dancer sitting stageside. There were also 2 other dancers who most people would consider thin, but to me weren't quite thin enough, and a blonde with an attractive face who fit most guys definition of a knockout. Tall, medium to large breasts, thinner waist, round hips. Also one or 2 larger dancers. At 6 when the 2-for-1 ended they stopped having dancers on the upstairs stage, which is odd because the impression I get from reading forums is that dancers don't like 2-for-1's, so when that ends you would expect more dancers, not fewer. Then at 7 when the $10 dances started they didn't have dancers on either stage, which is just crazy. How can you have a strip club with no dancers on either stage for an hour? I did 6 dances with a thin dancer named Jamie who arrived for the night shift. She was a bit mechanical, won't be on my fave list. Rest of the night shift didn't look promising so I left after that. There were maybe 25 customers until the Patriots game ended. When I left there were maybe 5.

[QUOTE=SaviorFaire;2285119]I had to be in PVD Sunday, and from reading here I figured going to Club Fantasies on a Sunday would be a waste of time, but I might as well see for myself. Got there around 4:30 and my fave Alizea was on stage upstairs. While doing an eventual 10 dances with her (it was 2-for-1) I heard another fave, Marley, being announced for the main stage. When I was done with the 10 dances there was a spinner (spinner = thin and short; thin women aren't spinners, they're thin women) onstage upstairs and a spinner onstage downstairs. The upstairs one's stageshow was a little too impersonal for me to want to see, and the downstairs spinner was sitting talking to one customer and a dancer sitting stageside. There were also 2 other dancers who most people would consider thin, but to me weren't quite thin enough, and a blonde with an attractive face who fit most guys definition of a knockout. Tall, medium to large breasts, thinner waist, round hips. Also one or 2 larger dancers. At 6 when the 2-for-1 ended they stopped having dancers on the upstairs stage, which is odd because the impression I get from reading forums is that dancers don't like 2-for-1's, so when that ends you would expect more dancers, not fewer. Then at 7 when the $10 dances started they didn't have dancers on either stage, which is just crazy. How can you have a strip club with no dancers on either stage for an hour? I did 6 dances with a thin dancer named Jamie who arrived for the night shift. Rest of the night shift didn't look promising so I left after that. There were maybe 25 customers until the Patriots game ended. When I left there were maybe 5.[/QUOTE]Nice report. You're always going to better, ratio-wise when there's a Pats game on at the same time. If anyone isn't a Pats fan, that's the time I always recommend.

But 7 dances? 10 dances? Damn, I'm impressed.

And thank you for the spinner def. , I wish everyone understood that like that.

[QUOTE=HagsJoe;2285122]

And thank you for the spinner def. , I wish everyone understood that like that.[/QUOTE]Misuse of "petite" is what really drives me nuts. "Petite" is small. That means short and thin. A short woman who is fat is not petite. She's short and fat.

[QUOTE=SaviorFaire;2285189]Misuse of "petite" is what really drives me nuts. "Petite" is small. That means short and thin. A short woman who is fat is not petite. She's short and fat.[/QUOTE]Yes. Same with tall thin ones.

Another thing that drives me nuts is buw calling themselves bbw. Just because you're big, doesn't mean you get to add a 2nd b.