Speaking as a real masshole
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2728823]You live in sunny FLA and you want to import our fat chicks? Have at it brother, in fact if you can convince Deb to move there and post only on the Fla boards and leave ours alone I will take up a collection. I bet in no time we can raise enough for a one way ticket.[/QUOTE]I will donate and to up the ante I also will kick in a K-Mart gift card so that the importer can get himself some Men's briefs and forgo the faggy boy boxers.
That's It? That's All You Got?
[QUOTE=Baconbits;2729043]You sound like a chick.
Oh, one other thing. Go fuck yourself.
BB.[/QUOTE]Wow I guess you really told me! LOL! I Ain't got time for your dumb ass fucktard. Go eat a dick BaconBoy.
Chris5.
Be wary of the Sunkist kid
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2728823]You live in sunny FLA and you want to import our fat chicks? Have at it brother, in fact if you can convince Deb to move there and post only on the Fla boards and leave ours alone I will take up a collection. I bet in no time we can raise enough for a one way ticket.[/QUOTE]Be careful. This ones a real tough guy. I think he has poor judgment and eyesight as well. Just sayin.
I'm thinking maybe we send fatty down there for him in a string bikini? What do you say guys?
BB.
Message To BaconBoy From The Rat Trap In Orlando
Eat a dick asshole! I Ain't Deb. I'm going to enjoy tearing your GAY stalker ass apart! LOL.
BaconBoy!!
Chris5.
Blowhards Anonymous: Only the tip of the Iceberg
[QUOTE=Yardape08;2729525]This dude is a chronic poster. He has more posts in the Orlando Rat Trap thread 663 than I have in my whole time on this site. He posted 23 times overall yesterday. Sounds like we have another Spermsac or Ambrose = Smokescreen type know it all here who feels the need to comment on everything. And the last thing we need here is another certified card carrying mner of the Deb Rumpswab Brigade.[/QUOTE]Greetings to all our Massachusetts brothers, and a special shout-out to "Baconbits" for alerting the Orlando Rat Trap that our biggest rat was on the loose in your fair city.
"Yardape08" has it EXACTLY right, this guy (Chris5) is a CHRONIC poster, feels the need to comment on EVERYTHING, is NEVER at a loss for words, and naturally is ALWAYS right.
I smiled when I saw someone refer to him as the "Sunkist kid". Down here we either call him Sissy Chrissy5, Christine5, or just "Gay Douchebag", depending on our mood.
The guy is a royal pain in our ass, and we'd be willing to fully-fund his transfer to your fine city, should you find that he is fun to play with; but unfortunately we know you won't.
This guy trolls the streetwalker scene down here, boasting of BBBJ and FS for 10 to 30 coins. He has no idea what it is like to see a quality provider, and all quality providers down here steer clear of him anyway. He has desperately tried to see a few on several occasions with no success, and so he resorts to chastising those of us that do partake in the quality providers.
He's an AA boy who drives a black beater mustang, and has a menial job for minimum wage; I'm sure you know the type.
If you want some comic relief to see how we treat him down here, take a quick look at some of our posts:
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?12221-The-Rat-Trap&p=2722981&viewfull=1#post2722981[/URL]
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?12221-The-Rat-Trap&p=2724295&viewfull=1#post2724295[/URL]
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?12221-The-Rat-Trap&p=2729055&viewfull=1#post2729055[/URL]
The best way to get him to go away is just to ignore him. He hates that. He loves to argue, and so if you engage him in argument, you will have him in your fair city forever; he'll have no reason to ever leave if he has someone to argue with. We know it's difficult to ignore much of what he says, and we do that with limited success down here, but it is truly the ONLY WAY he will ever go away.
Good luck my friends, and Happy Holidays to ALL!
Going to jump in for a second
[BLUE]I guess it was inevitable that sooner or later BB and Chris would meet in the ring. Since neither one of you has a reverse gear I'm going to remind you both.
Remember, no threats.
Seriously, no fucking threats. I will bounce you both if it starts.
I will also bounce any crybaby that reports something that's not a threat in order to try and get me in the middle of this stupidity.
A2
Oh yeah, and don't talk about anybodies mom. It's fucking Christmas for Christs sake.[/BLUE]
I liked your "one more thing"
[QUOTE=Admin2;2729644]I am certainly guilty of indulging Deb more than I should but I had nothing to do with turning this guy loose on you.
I will also ban him from the Massholes thread if enough REASONABLE people from up there ask me to.
Here's a little test for REASONABLE, if you're on moderation and you can post me notes on the forum you probably aren't. If you have to PM me to communicate it's a better chance that you are.
A2.[/QUOTE]For the [U]LOVE OF GOD[/U] (remember it's Christmas) A2, do you REALLY have to wait for folks to ask you? You know very well what Chris5 does to Boards / Threads, and there is simply [U]NO WAY IN HELL[/U] that anyone on this Boston thread wants the guy there.
We here in Orlando only wish you would offer us the same deal. Remember A2, it's Christmas! Please, please, [U]please[/U] give the Orlando Rat Trap the best Christmas gift [U]EVER[/U] IN THE HISTORY OF THE FRIGGIN [B]WORLD[/B] !