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[QUOTE=BigBear818;6287819]To be honest, her face is average at best (5 out of 10) and her ass looks surgically mutilated by a nip tucked surgeon. I use to penetrate her from behind a decade ago which felt great if your eggplant is long enough to reach her peach from that angle.[/QUOTE]She was always a 5 in looks and her Ass I swear keeps getting bigger.

I banged her after a old TER M&G back in the day and her services was very mechanical.

Did a double with her and her buddy Latina MILF Veronica Pleasures at her condo off 57/ Grand Ave what a waste of time and money bringing LB into the sesh.

Veronica Pleasure was fun though I used to bang her all the time.

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So this one seems doable off of PD.

And she was in Santa Monica, per her ad.

I text and she says, oh, I am near there. And then she texts "what time do you want to have sex with me. ".

So I say, look, I just want to know where you are so I can figure out how long it is going to take me to get there to have sex with you.

She says I am close by to Santa Monica and that she is ready.

I am like, look, let's not waste time here, where the fuck are you.

She then gives me an address that I instantly recognize, it is the current Hilton in Santa Monica by the high school, about a pussy hair from the pier. It was I think a double tree before covid, and back in the days before the empire, there were girls who did incall from there. Now, no girls use that hotel, it is simply too expensive and too nice for these PD girls that have zero customer service. They would rather stay in some shit box by the airport to save 75 bucks a night and give terrible service.

I say, ok, I know the place, I can be over there in an hour.

She says, I require a deposit.

I was like, nice try. I admire the scam of actually naming an address that the girl is supposedly at to get some ridiculously horny monger to send over a deposit.

Hi all,

There is an ad of a chick whom is Paraguayan, right now her ad is in Listcrwler. Wanted to know if anyone has seen her?

[QUOTE=SexyBeast14;6289557]Hi all,

There is an ad of a chick whom is Paraguayan, right now her ad is in Listcrwler. Wanted to know if anyone has seen her?[/QUOTE]There is a girl on fig, I think she was Paraguayan, anyone have her number.

You can pm me for her information, but I am about to repeat with a 59 year old - 220 out the door for what is actually a good massage, great ball and dick work, Russian on some rather gnarly tits, and a CBJ.

Now, mind you the CBJ is up there in the pantheon of shit with the designated hitter, the Powell concurring opinion in University of California V. Bakke, and mail in voting, but this girl can suck dick.

It is a testament to the lack of anything out there that 220 from a fucken boomer is what it takes.

Hey guys, Michiganian here asking for an assist from my out-west brothers.

Is Summer legit? She's posted both here in L. A. and in Michigan off and on since last Spring.

There aren't any reviews in either state, under either her name or email contact name. Just verifying she's legit. Pricey but very MILF-like haha.

Thanks.

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Anyone have intel on this one? Haven't had any luck with texting.

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[QUOTE=WolfWolf79;6292654]Anyone have intel on this one? Haven't had any luck with texting.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/6aeb6d1e-28f1-4c3f-9944-629ca5e03481[/URL][/QUOTE]Alice was the forerunner of these dirt bag no ho apartment parlors. You can do a six degrees of separation from her to Bianca, Eve, Rylie and the other dope heads on rubmd and bed page.

Alice has to be one of the ugliest girls in the sex trade. She does, however, have one, actually two redeeming factors. The lord almighty blessed be his name in the name of Vishnu and all gave her the greatest tits ever for snuggling my 10 inch anaconda in between. She russianed me a few years back and I let off a load that JPS fucken tracked on their earthquake detector. She has not been posting too frequently, I hear she is participating in a UCLA study for possums and humans who look like possums. But she is for real. She has that thing going where her forehead is bigger than her neck, but Jesus INRI Christ, her tits are truly one for the ages (think the rook sacrifice in kasparov v. Topalov 1999) .

[QUOTE=Variety1;6290837]Hey guys, Michiganian here asking for an assist from my out-west brothers.

Is Summer legit? She's posted both here in L. A. and in Michigan off and on since last Spring.

There aren't any reviews in either state, under either her name or email contact name. Just verifying she's legit. Pricey but very MILF-like haha.

Thanks.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/summerrose[/URL][/QUOTE]Just my opinion she looks like a up seller or possible rob.

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[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6290409]You can pm me for her information, but I am about to repeat with a 59 year old - 220 out the door for what is actually a good massage, great ball and dick work, Russian on some rather gnarly tits, and a CBJ.

Now, mind you the CBJ is up there in the pantheon of shit with the designated hitter, the Powell concurring opinion in University of California V. Bakke, and mail in voting, but this girl can suck dick.

It is a testament to the lack of anything out there that 220 from a fucken boomer is what it takes.[/QUOTE]Its because Boomer and Gen Xers knew how to suck. Shoot even in High school in the 80's, I'd get BJ's behind the horticulture garden. No sex due to everyone scared of aids at the time but a BBBJCIM was standard so they got good at it. Ha ha. Facts jack.

DGL.

My. 02 80's memory.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6293710]Alice was the forerunner of these dirt bag no ho apartment parlors. You can do a six degrees of separation from her to Bianca, Eve, Rylie and the other dope heads on rubmd and bed page.

Alice has to be one of the ugliest girls in the sex trade. She does, however, have one, actually two redeeming factors. The lord almighty blessed be his name in the name of Vishnu and all gave her the greatest tits ever for snuggling my 10 inch anaconda in between. She russianed me a few years back and I let off a load that JPS fucken tracked on their earthquake detector. She has not been posting too frequently, I hear she is participating in a UCLA study for possums and humans who look like possums. But she is for real. She has that thing going where her forehead is bigger than her neck, but Jesus INRI Christ, her tits are truly one for the ages (think the rook sacrifice in kasparov v. Topalov 1999) .[/QUOTE]Jesus it's so easy to recognize when you write a review. And I don't mean that as a compliment.

Hapa, thanks for the reply, thoughts, and the extra link.

I did speak with her last summer once via phone while in Michigan, and she seems cool / legit, but you never know. Was hoping someone else had seen her out west.

I do still plan to see her when she comes back here, I'll lyk when / if I do. Thanks!

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;6293874]Just my opinion she looks like a up seller or possible rob.

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Howdy,

Anyone have any intel on Kitty Babe? I searched the thread for reviews, but to no avail. I like her style and tats. She is LA based but touring in my hometown, Scottsdale. Would appreciate any details from you Cali peeps:

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[QUOTE=OakOak22;6295431]Jesus it's so easy to recognize when you write a review. And I don't mean that as a compliment.[/QUOTE]Maybe ****** would work better for you?

Anyone have experiences with Eva London? ([URL]https://tryst.link/escort/evalondon[/URL]).

Looking for good clean GFE.