Massage Parlor Reports

Just because you provided us with some laughter doesn't mean you can ask any questions. You must have 50 posts before any senior member will answer any questions. Are you sure you're not Mike Mulligen in disguise?

Stinky Laughing

just an fyi, they have a decent BR at Senina, just don't think it's the best use of one's time there.

Decided to try after Violet after seeing their post in CL. Overall not bad 3 ladies present I had Maggie who definitely has been in this country for a while as she has that chunkier Asian shape. Not bad in the face but had some acne
around the nose.

Table shower and massage overall not bad. Full takeout menu offered and accepted but you need to bring your own doggy bag. On the way out saw a very attractive and thin therapist that is making me gonna go back tomorrow and see if the wired one can choose her. $70 for the massage and table shower and since the wire one hates to be thought of as a bad tipper, I left a $100 for my to go order of dim sum pork.

Enjoy

I am surprised with you guys paying this much money!

Come on I can get better with .5, meaning FS for 15 minutes which I am assuming it is a normal time and a different provider weekly.

I checked out this place as well. She is much older probably in her 40s and yes her english is not soo good. She is oki. and does not look like the pic at all. Quite accomodating tho.

[QUOTE=Oakee Boner]Visited this place today. She is actually really hot, looks a lot like the picture. I think she is only there for 2 more weeks before moving to another chicago location. She is thai and her english isn't good. But she's still hot. Negotiated 120/hh. Not happy about that either but wasn't rude.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/1040046046.html[/url][/QUOTE]

I agree with Mike, its time to stretch the $$ no pint dropping $.6 for a hour when business lasts for much less (in my case :) ). This way mt find a hidden nugget.

[QUOTE=Mikeh81]I am surprised with you guys paying this much money!

Come on I can get better with .5, meaning FS for 15 minutes which I am assuming it is a normal time and a different provider weekly.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wirelessone]Decided to try after Violet after seeing their post in CL. Overall not bad 3 ladies present I had Maggie who definitely has been in this country for a while as she has that chunkier Asian shape. Not bad in the face but had some acne
around the nose.

Table shower and massage overall not bad. Full takeout menu offered and accepted but you need to bring your own doggy bag. On the way out saw a very attractive and thin therapist that is making me gonna go back tomorrow and see if the wired one can choose her. $70 for the massage and table shower and since the wire one hates to be thought of as a bad tipper, I left a $100 for my to go order of dim sum pork.

Enjoy[/QUOTE]How was the Dim Sum? Fresh or 3day old freezer burned?

[QUOTE=Juggy Gales]How was the Dim Sum? Fresh or 3day old freezer burned?

No complaints, very fresh. In regards to paying too much, in my opinion Chicago has always had high escort prices, high door fees at the asian parlors than Los Angeles where I monger in the winter.

Door fees in LA generally run $40 and many places with let you sample the full menu for $80 but I believe that is mainly because of the fact that there are 3X
as many parlors in LA and LA county than in Chicago. It is as usual supply and demand determining the prices.

Heck, check out thatmall or ******** for Los Angeles and many of those hot chicks are available for $175 an hour and if they came here to Chicago, they could easily get $300 for their hotness alone but out there being a 7 just does not cut in the movie business and well a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do to pay the rent.

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]I enjoyed your post..it was funny with good info too.. btw, the firehouse next to Mercy Massage is even closer should you have to use the 'br' while in CT. They are very nice there.[/QUOTE]Hey, thanks a lot, Higuey. Yeah, that firehouse isn't far at all! A lot closer than Target.

[QUOTE=Emp Fan 473]just an fyi, they have a decent BR at Senina, just don't think it's the best use of one's time there.[/QUOTE]Lol, I agree, Emp. Next time, I'll get all my "paperwork," done beforehand.

[QUOTE=Mr Stinky]Just because you provided us with some laughter doesn't mean you can ask any questions. You must have 50 posts before any senior member will answer any questions. Are you sure you're not Mike Mulligen in disguise?

Stinky Laughing[/QUOTE]J/k,

Mr. Mulligen to you. Now, who's Mike Mulligen? LOL Also, if it takes 50 post to become a senior member, I don't know if I can have that type of dream 49 more times, "grimacing".

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Nice post, Dynomutt. I happened to read it while sitting on the crapper, so I got an extra laugh just from that.

I tend to see that car in the hood each time that I'm down there, and I don't go that often. The first time gave me the same uneasy feeling, but my urge got the best of me and I entered after much internal debate. BTW, you can also use the facilities at the Mickey D's on King Drive. It may be a little closer than Target.[/QUOTE]Thanks, Raoul. Lmao, on the toilet, while on laptop. BRILLIANT! Two things done at once, I'm mad I didn't think of that.

Yeah, I wonder what that car is doing over there? I bet, they're waiting for a really busy night, then they'll make a move?

I've been to the Mc D's on King Drive several times, I don't know why I didn't think of that, good call.

[QUOTE=Self Hi5]Somebody please wake him up!

J/K Nice Post.[/QUOTE]Thanks, Hi5. At first, I thought I was having a nightmare, lol.

[QUOTE=PittPanther]Dynomutt,

Yes, you are an idiot (for posting twice) and you paid too much for HJ. But I forgive you, since you wrote the funniest, most interesting post seen on the Chi boards in a loooong time.

Welcome to the boards, and hope to read more of your stuff in the future.[/QUOTE] Thanks, Panther. LOL, I figured I am, and I guess I did. Knowing is half the battle. Its just, they do some low down stuff while negotiating! She's negotiating with me while stroking me off. What is that! From now on, " its. 4 or the door! " That's a catch phrase I came up with, I dedicate it to you, Panther, hehe.

[QUOTE=Captain Stiffy]Way to post 2 times. Also, for future reference, no report should ever contain the sentence "As I'm on the toilet, I wonder...."[/QUOTE]Thanks, Captain Stiffy. I took down the second one.

Lmao, you are correct, but who doesn't wonder, while on the crapper?

Its the best place, to think!