Negative Escort Reviews

I seen Michelle years ago and it was nothing special but happen to see her Snapchat post and she was looking kind of sexy. Try to reach out but had to see Sarah who was a pleasant girl but not my type. For the past week I have attempted to text Michelle with no reply. I've seen her Snapchat post it looks like she's bat shit crazy but I didn't want to see her for a personality. There must be a couple of you we're based on her schedule more than a couple that have a regular gig but looks like I have to move on. I find that treatment horrible but she can do as she pleases. I tried to call and the only response was just text me, I don't take phone calls. I then followed up with a text and got no response.

[QUOTE=YumYum1;5487171]Not a good experience at all. Though room looks neat the whole room smells cigarettes. She would not remove her top and her body is soggy and no fun. She finally open one part of the bra after repeat ask. Even though on the text she indicated absolutely for a question of kissing allowed no tongue allowed. Covered services but BJ is mediocre. Will not repeat.

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[QUOTE=MarcAlec;5490925]I seen Michelle years ago and it was nothing special but happen to see her Snapchat post and she was looking kind of sexy. Try to reach out but had to see Sarah who was a pleasant girl but not my type. For the past week I have attempted to text Michelle with no reply. I've seen her Snapchat post it looks like she's bat shit crazy but I didn't want to see her for a personality. There must be a couple of you we're based on her schedule more than a couple that have a regular gig but looks like I have to move on. I find that treatment horrible but she can do as she pleases. I tried to call and the only response was just text me, I don't take phone calls. I then followed up with a text and got no response.[/QUOTE]Michele just lost her room mate and good friend Sabrina. I bet she has been dealing with some very emotional issues. If I lived down there I wouldn't expect her to be open for business for awhile.

Michele I will be back in January and I look forward to seeing you again. I sure will miss Sabrina, I've seen her yearly for the last 6 years. She was a very awesome women that I will miss greatly. She was a special person. RIP Sabrina. My Deepest condolences to Michele. My prayers are with Michele and Sabrina's family and friends.

[QUOTE=GreatPlains;5491583]Michele just lost her room mate and good friend Sabrina. I bet she has been dealing with some very emotional issues. If I lived down there I wouldn't expect her to be open for business for awhile.

Michele I will be back in January and I look forward to seeing you again. I sure will miss Sabrina, I've seen her yearly for the last 6 years. She was a very awesome women that I will miss greatly. She was a special person. RIP Sabrina. My Deepest condolences to Michele. My prayers are with Michele and Sabrina's family and friends.[/QUOTE]I understand and have asked A2 to remove this post. I was pissed that she made me jump through hoops to see her then ghosted me all week but this was not the time or place to voice my petty grievance. My only reason to contact her was I wanted to donate $$ with no strings as I thought she may need a break. The response from her was a bunch of long winded rhetoric that was so bad I won't write it down. In my attempt to prove I was one of the good guys only dug the hole deeper. That's when she went off that I have to again go through screening by seeing Sarah which I did and she was nice but not right around the corner like M1 and about 15 years older. It became a 2 week long negotiation which I lost or won (as a few PMs stating my effort not worth it). Again A2 if you are monitoring, please remove my original post and this thread as it does not contribute. PS.. Lastly you are correct, we should be praying for Sabrina's family who are undoubtedly in real pain.

[QUOTE=BarrelFL;5490338]Whatever Nikki Baby was said to have I did not see it at all. She looked overweight and on top of that gulping a big soda from 7-Eleven was an immediate turn off.

I was polite and tried to make the most of it but she started making excuses as to how I should proceed when I was not even skimming the surface. Her attitude was similar to a disgruntled employee who is trying his best to fake an smile to avoid getting fired. More negative points.

In all the worst experience I ever had.[/QUOTE]She told me she swallowed but jacked me off and thru my fucking but on the floor of my car. I took hours looking for cum stains so my girlfriend didn't find it. Funny thing is she was drinking a big gulp from 7/11 when I met her.

[QUOTE=YumYum1;5487171]Not a good experience at all. Though room looks neat the whole room smells cigarettes. She would not remove her top and her body is soggy and no fun. She finally open one part of the bra after repeat ask. Even though on the text she indicated absolutely for a question of kissing allowed no tongue allowed. Covered services but BJ is mediocre. Will not repeat.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/orlando/65474451[/URL][/QUOTE]This is baby Jamie from back in the day. Last time I saw her (few years back) she was BBW and service was not great.

[QUOTE=Jnd37;5484982]After reading another member's review I decided to give her a try. Pics are 100% real but the service is subpar at best. CBJ no BBJ, no hot dogging those bolt on DDs. Def clock watcher, only there for 15 minutes, CBJ, mission control, K9 and weak HJ bc she wouldn't CBJ or bbj again and wouldn't continue with FS. Rates are cheap enough for pump and dump qv 100, hh130 h230. Don't pay more than the QV. I would only go back if desperate for a QV.

[URL]https://aaok.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/orlando/65409059[/URL][/QUOTE]For the BS session you got, 100 qv is WAY TOO MUCH! I'd say don't pay more than 40-60 qv for that nonsense!

So I was on a roadtrip back home, got a room to spend the night, wanted to have a dream since I was in town but no girl answered my phonecalls / texts back last Thursday. So I gave this one a ring. She tells me she'll show up. Then before she shows up asks for a picture to verify. I said nope. Acouple of minutes later she calls and says shell show up. 1 hr later is down my hallway and knocks on door. I open the door, she is and isn't the girl in the pics. First off, she's NO longer blonde. But it is her only with dark brown hair. She is very short, which is ok, and very petite. She had a nice and hot body. Tells me she's cuban (which shouldve been my 1st red flag) and doesn't speak hardly if any english. She wanted 500 roses for hour since she claims she drove from tampa. I tell her to f_k off and get out of my room for that price so she comes to 400 roses. I tell her Ill give you roses half now and half after were finished. She didn't like that so I tell her in spanish she can get out if she doesn't like my deal. After some back and forth she decides to stay ok. First she immediately got on her knees and started pulling my pants down to try to blow on jr. I tell her that how tf am I suppose to get hard like this? So I make her standup and make her strip for me. I watch her and jr starts to get up. Thats when I go over to her, start touching and rubbing down on her. Then I try to go suck on her tits. She tells me no. WTF? She says she's sensitive or some bs. So I try to put a finger or two in her. She says no again. WTF? She tells me wants jr instead. So I grab her by the waist and she immediately throws a cap on jr. By now I'm fustrated with this hoe for all the damn bs she's giving me. I turn her around, bend her over, and put jr in her. Remember she's short. I'm also not much of a tall guy either. So I'm liking the height. I start thrusting and trying to be mc hammer. Then she grabs jr and tells me jr is stretching her so she has to hold jr while I thrust her. WTF? Whatevers I'm liking the petite ass. Then I turn her over, pick her up and put her on the bed and go in missionary. Try to be mc hammer again. She pulls jr out and again complains jr is too thick for her. WTF? Now I know for dame sure I don't have a big or enormouse willy down there. So WTF? She tells me she has to hold jr as I thrust so it doesn't stretch her out. I'm started to get mad now. I yell at her to get on top for CG. She gets on top. Sits and starts grinding. All is going good. Then she gets off and starts jerking me off. I'm now officially pissed off. She realizes and starts complaining about jr is stretching her out. Then says shell lay back down until I cum. But as soon I decide to put jr back she gribs jr and stops me from thrusting all the way. So I get up and tell her to blow me. She starts grabbing her stuff and says she's leaving. As she's doing that she starts talking trash about men like me in spanish and starts asking for "all her money. " Now I'm an old school tatted kind of guy. I only have my nonvisible body parts covered in mayan style tattoos. Suddenly Idk if that affected her thinking but then she was like in spanish. If I leave your room nobody is going to come find me, right as she was pointing to my tats Thats when I realized what she was implying. I told the hoe to finish me off and let me get my full hour. She got undressed again but jr wasnt having it. I couldn't get it up anymore by then. I didn't even have any bluechew to help the occasion either. So she just stayed there until her full hour was up conversating letting me play with her little tits. I didn't give her the rest and used the tats situation to kick the hoe out. I guess she thought I was some mexican narco or something. But as soon as she left I Scoped out the hallways and left in case she had a pimp or something. Long story short. She was cute but complains way too much. It was still 300 roses that I took a major L bc I didn't even nut. Jr wouldn't get up anymore after her bullshit. Again I'm not a tall guy nor do I have a huge peckerwood. So if you do, stay away from this hoe. Nothing but a time waster.

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Sounds like a total waste of time and $.

[QUOTE=Tuyo90;5495701]So I was on a roadtrip back home, got a room to spend the night, wanted to have a dream since I was in town but no girl answered my phonecalls / texts back last Thursday. So I gave this one a ring. She tells me she'll show up. Then before she shows up asks for a picture to verify. I said nope. Acouple of minutes later she calls and says shell show up. 1 hr later is down my hallway and knocks on door. I open the door, she is and isn't the girl in the pics. First off, she's NO longer blonde. But it is her only with dark brown hair. She is very short, which is ok, and very petite. She had a nice and hot body. Tells me she's cuban (which shouldve been my 1st red flag) and doesn't speak hardly if any english. She wanted 500 roses for hour since she claims she drove from tampa. I tell her to f_k off and get out of my room for that price so she comes to 400 roses. I tell her Ill give you roses half now and half after were finished. She didn't like that so I tell her in spanish she can get out if she doesn't like my deal. After some back and forth she decides to stay ok. First she immediately got on her knees and started pulling my pants down to try to blow on jr. I tell her that how tf am I suppose to get hard like this? So I make her standup and make her strip for me. I watch her and jr starts to get up. Thats when I go over to her, start touching and rubbing down on her. Then I try to go suck on her tits. She tells me no. WTF? She says she's sensitive or some bs. So I try to put a finger or two in her. She says no again. WTF? She tells me wants jr instead. So I grab her by the waist and she immediately throws a cap on jr. By now I'm fustrated with this hoe for all the damn bs she's giving me. I turn her around, bend her over, and put jr in her. Remember she's short. I'm also not much of a tall guy either. So I'm liking the height. I start thrusting and trying to be mc hammer. Then she grabs jr and tells me jr is stretching her so she has to hold jr while I thrust her. WTF? Whatevers I'm liking the petite ass. Then I turn her over, pick her up and put her on the bed and go in missionary. Try to be mc hammer again. She pulls jr out and again complains jr is too thick for her. WTF? Now I know for dame sure I don't have a big or enormouse willy down there. So WTF? She tells me she has to hold jr as I thrust so it doesn't stretch her out. I'm started to get mad now. I yell at her to get on top for CG. She gets on top. Sits and starts grinding. All is going good. Then she gets off and starts jerking me off. I'm now officially pissed off. She realizes and starts complaining about jr is stretching her out. Then says shell lay back down until I cum. But as soon I decide to put jr back she gribs jr and stops me from thrusting all the way. So I get up and tell her to blow me. She starts grabbing her stuff and says she's leaving. As she's doing that she starts talking trash about men like me in spanish and starts asking for "all her money. " Now I'm an old school tatted kind of guy. I only have my nonvisible body parts covered in mayan style tattoos. Suddenly Idk if that affected her thinking but then she was like in spanish. If I leave your room nobody is going to come find me, right as she was pointing to my tats Thats when I realized what she was implying. I told the hoe to finish me off and let me get my full hour. She got undressed again but jr wasnt having it. I couldn't get it up anymore by then. I didn't even have any bluechew to help the occasion either. So she just stayed there until her full hour was up conversating letting me play with her little tits. I didn't give her the rest and used the tats situation to kick the hoe out. I guess she thought I was some mexican narco or something. But as soon as she left I Scoped out the hallways and left in case she had a pimp or something. Long story short. She was cute but complains way too much. It was still 300 roses that I took a major L bc I didn't even nut. Jr wouldn't get up anymore after her bullshit. Again I'm not a tall guy nor do I have a huge peckerwood. So if you do, stay away from this hoe. Nothing but a time waster.

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[QUOTE=OriginalSin;5495645]This is baby Jamie from back in the day. Last time I saw her (few years back) she was BBW and service was not great.[/QUOTE]That shit is crazy, she looks so different. Can't believe she came back her unless she relapsed.

[QUOTE=OriginalSin;5495645]This is baby Jamie from back in the day. Last time I saw her (few years back) she was BBW and service was not great.[/QUOTE]Did she tell you she was baby Jamie cause her tattoos don't match from the only body pic she has jamie had tattoos on her arm.

[QUOTE=OriginalSin;5495645]This is baby Jamie from back in the day. Last time I saw her (few years back) she was BBW and service was not great.[/QUOTE]Did she have a room in Williamsburg? If so agree.

Just a quick blurb about Bebe the Bore. I broke all the rules by not using reliable reviews to guide my choice, but just letting the little head and fake ad photos push me in the wrong direction.

She wasn't horrible looking, but kinda plain in the face and the body definitely wasn't anything to get excited about. Did have a nice tan, but she was Latina so maybe most of that was natural complexion. She shows up three hours late, giving me flimsy excuses about her Uber driver blowing her off for other clients. Sounds like total BS but whatever. Comes into my hotel room on I-Drive eating a slice of pizza she got at Wawa. So there I am with an itch and a sack full of ball juice and I need to watch her stuff her face with junk food. Like I said, bad decision!

She finally gets undressed but keeps her bra and panties on. I told her I only wanted head but I usually like the girl to get naked regardless. Wasn't happening here. Then she pulls a condom out of her purse even though she told me thru text she "loves to swallow". I should have just kicked her out at this point but I'd been stoking off to porn for a couple hours before she arrives so I needed to release this nut load by hook or by crook. She sucks on my latex's dick but I ain't getting nothing out of it since I always see ladies who do BBBJ and feel nothing but lips on the skin of my love pump. So after 5 minutes of this nonsense I just stroke myself to a release. She has this squeamish look on her face and says "sorry baby, but I couldn't swallow because I might've thrown up my pizza". She leaves immediately with $. 40 of my cash, nice chunk of money to jerk myself off into a condom.

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[QUOTE=TrumpForPrison;5503698]Just a quick blurb about Bebe the Bore. I broke all the rules by not using reliable reviews to guide my choice, but just letting the little head and fake ad photos push me in the wrong direction.

She wasn't horrible looking......So after 5 minutes of this nonsense I just stroke myself to a release. She has this squeamish look on her face and says "sorry baby, but I couldn't swallow because I might've thrown up my pizza".

She leaves immediately with $. 40 of my cash, nice chunk of money to jerk myself off into a condom.

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/absolutely-stunning-100-real-outcall/40956743[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for posting your experience. Sorry you got burned. Since all girls are YMMV every single time some one sees them, replying SOLELY on reviews is not fool proof. Not even close.

Not giving a girl a Benjamin and a Pair of Jacks in advance is actually a much better step in the right direction to avoid being disappointed. It's been said over and over to NEVER pay in advance (and if you didn't, then how did she get $140) because once she has your cash, she has all she really wanted and no longer wants to love you long time.

Grain 56.

[QUOTE=Grain56;5503886]Not giving a girl a Benjamin and a Pair of Jacks in advance is actually a much better step in the right direction to avoid being disappointed. It's been said over and over to NEVER pay in advance (and if you didn't, then how did she get $140) because once she has your cash, she has all she really wanted and no longer wants to love you long time.[/QUOTE]Yeah I definitely ignored all the basic rules from page one of the Mongering Playbook. When she showed up three hours late and chompin' on pizza the red flags were flying up like crazy and I should've told her thanks for showing up but here's a Jackson for your Uber ride back home so bye bye and then get back on USAG and find a better provider. But when you got a week of nut butter saved up and need a pair of soft lips to pull it out of your sack, well then you ain't thinking very straight and I'm 100% guilty of that crime.