Very nice...now if they would only use younger talent...then you'd be onto something.
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Very nice...now if they would only use younger talent...then you'd be onto something.
Has anyone seen bustbabe312 from CL therapeutic.
Called a few days ago to get some more info, but she wasnt very forthcoming with info and details. Her pics look cute. Link to her post below.
Feel free to PM me with info, i got stuff to trade.
[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/1043624480.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Ghostface89]The website for the new China Spa on Archer is
[url]www.chinaspamassage.com[/url]
Sadly, no pix of girls included; but it does give a nice overview of the layout.[/QUOTE]
Very nice. Now if you triple the size of it, and bring in young girls, this is starting to look the places I go in China
Stopped by today for a little enjoyment today. Everything was normal, didn't notice anything different from past appoinyments. Go back and enjoy!
Well, I tried my first asian apt. And it wasn't bad. Called the CL advert and wound up running around in circles. They REALLY need to get someone to answer the phones who speaks english clearly. When the neighbors catch on about all these guys wandering around outside their building with cell phones to the ears going "WHAT? What's that address again? " the jig will be up. And in this weather, no one wants to be wandering around in the cold looking for the right door.
Once I got there it was pretty standard apt fare. Lisa was gone replaced by Kay-Kay, who is not nearly the world traveler reported by the previous poster. The apt was clean, smelled good and was well appointed, as was KK. I'm guessing about 35 years and (gasp) an oriental. Brief light-touch massage followed by wrapping and a trip to france. DATY was ok, followed my mish and doggie. Tried to make a sidetrip to greece but was stopped at the border. $. 6 for 45 minutes as quoted on the phone. She didn't request a tip, and as I was expecting more foreign travels I wasn't inclined, either, but we parted company happy. I'd repeat.
As a side note: Everything looked, smelled, and tasted great on the daty but later on I caught a strong whiff of long dead tuna, which leads me to believe that vigorous washing does NOT include vigorous douching. Like the phone staff, something the proprietors should address.
Visited Devon Spa a few days ago. Massage by Naomi. Slightly thicker low 30's Korean woman with nice sized tits. Self service shower followed by sauna. Massage was deep like I like it. At the flip was asked what I wanted. Just wanted standard stuff. She asked how much you gonna give me. I don't like talking money in the middle of it. Told her just regular. And regular amount. Perhaps when she knows me she'll skip the negotiations. Enthusiastic performance with the usual, "you're so big" talk. Finished out the time with legs and foot massage. Will be back as soon as funds will allow.
Thought I'd ask again if anybody knows where Judy/Jenny is working. She was Judy at B. D. On Lincoln & Jenny at Pretty Girls on Irving when they first opened. I'd describe her but I'm not too good at that & it would sound like many of the AMP providers anyway. Her service was ok & she looked ok but for some reason she turned me on.
Thanks!
Hello, everybody. This is my first post in this wonderful forum. If not, for this forum, I wouldn't have had this dream full of suspense, laughter, and a happy ending to write about. Here it is: Last Thursday, I took a 'nap' around 7:30 pm I 'dreamed' about a AMP in Chinatown. I can't 'remember' the name, but it is very popular on this forum. I arrived, and find parking around the corner from the place. As I walked to the AMP, I saw a LE car, with LEO inside, engine running. The car was a block down, on the other side of the street, but still made me hesitant on going in. This was my first time going to a AMP, and from what I read on this forum, you have to pay attention to your surroundings. Being not only nervous but also cautious, I abort plan, and casually walk past, the AMP. When I reached the end of the block, near the LE car, I made a left down the side street. I then, cut back through the back alley that ran along the main street, to get back to my car. Phew.
Sneaking around, and contemplating if going to the AMP was worth the risk, did a number on my stomach. I hate to say it, but a HR wasn't my top priority anymore. I figure Target has all the BRs' (Bathrooms) I need, and they're for free. Off I go.
I get to Target, and head straight for the bathroom. The men's entrance is blocked off, because its being cleaned. Wow so now, instead of using the stall, I. Have to. Stall: until the bathroom's done. Oooo sphincter don't fail me now!
While stalling, I decided to look at, well what else, bathroom products. Toilet paper, wet wipes, air fresheners, and buckets. You ask, buckets? I figure, you always have to have a plan B.
I limped back around the front, and now the entrance to the bathroom is open. I run in, go to the handicap stall, and. Release. As I'm on the toilet, I wonder how I will I be received at the AMP, fresh from dropping the browns off. Guess I should have, bought some of them Wet Wipes.
After wiping briskly with the generic paper, then washing my hands, I head back to Chinatown.
The LE car is still there, but I guess with all the pushing I just finish doing. My balls finally dropped, and I didn't care.
I go in, and am greeted by the papa son. He asked, if I wanted the hour massage with TS? Since, that's what I keep seeing people get on here, I say yes. He asks for 75 dollars, and then yells upstairs. He tells me to take my shoes off, and put them on a shoe rack. I walk up the stairs, and meet the lady he called up to. Her name is Katy, and she's looked about 35. 40. She was Chinese, about 5'6", portly, but with a big chest. Her face was average, she wasn't a looker, but she also wasn't a lookaway. She took me into a room, and told me to take my clothes off. I did exactly that, I was butt naked in under 1 minute. She came over, and gave me some towels to wrap around myself, because I was about to go across the hallway to get a TS.
Now the TS was nice, and relaxing. She used the spray nozzle to get me wet and slippery, and then used a loofah scrub to sudds my up. After that, she rinsed me off, and off we were back to the other room.
She started messaging my back, and it felt pretty good. For my first massage. She did this for about 20 mins, then told me to flip. Then she asked, " what you want? " with a heavy Chinese accent. I said, " well, what do you have? " Then she asked, " do you want me to message down there? " I said, " Yes, please. " She then says, " for how much? " Since I read on here, the going rate for a HR is. 4, so I say. 4. She's like, "oh no, to low, " as she starts to do the HR. So then I say ". 5, is all I have. " She's like, " okay, are you pay cash? " I say, " yeah, hand me my jeans. " I shouldn't have done that, because as I get my money out, she sees more, and is like, " give me. 6. " I'm like, " no, we agreed on. 5. " She then says, " What do you really want? " I'm thinking, huh, what does she mean, really want? This is my first time guys. So I say, " I'll give you. 6, if you take you top, and bra off, " she did have a big chest. She's like, " more, come on. " I'm like all I have is. 7. " She's like, "okay. '. She has me take off her top, and bra. Now she's giving me a HR, while I'm sucking her nip nips. Her nip nips, were very long, probably the longest I've seen in person. I'm going to town on those nips, and she's moaning and groaning. It takes awhile, but I reach the finale. She cleans me up, and gives me a bottle water. She then says, " next time bring a condo. "? , I'm thinking that doesn't make any sense, then I realize she meant to say condom.
Overall, I paid $. 45. 75 for message, and. 70 tip. I received a TS, message, topless HR, while sucking on nips.
The lady's name was Katy, and she's looked about 35. 40. She was Chinese, about 5'6", portly, but with a big chest. Her face was average. She was nice, and funny. I think I could have had FS, but since I'm a idiot, I just stuck to the plan, than I woke up. I'll dream about her again, but I hope they're better ones in there.
Dynomutt
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Way to post 2 times. Also, for future reference, no report should ever contain the sentence "As I'm on the toilet, I wonder...."
[QUOTE=Dynomutt]Overall, I paid $. 45. 75 for message, and. 70 tip. I received a TS, message, topless HR, while sucking on nips.
I think I could have had FS, but since I'm a idiot, I just stuck to the plan, than I woke up.[/QUOTE]
Dynomutt,
Yes, you are an idiot (for posting twice) and you paid too much for HJ. But I forgive you, since you wrote the funniest, most interesting post seen on the Chi boards in a loooong time.
Welcome to the boards, and hope to read more of your stuff in the future.
Somebody please wake him up!
J/K Nice Post.
[QUOTE=Snowmadics]I left. 25 because it was basically self service. She seemed cool with it. No looks of disppointment.
I'm shocked at your response. Most posters complain because we leave too much money. Not because we leave too little.
How much do you tip her? Or how much do you think I should've tipped her.
Ps.
I know tone is hard to read. So please let's not make this an argument. I'm only inquiring.[/QUOTE]
Sorry buddy, didn't mean to come off as harsh. If it was self service, you left plenty.
I tend to overtip, but in general $40 is standard for a HJ. If the girl is nice and I am going to go back to the place, I'll leave $60. It's worth the extra (for me) to not go through the buzz-kill negotiation process.
My only point on commenting on the $25 is if you are hoping to get more next time. She might think of you as "$25 guy." If it is a place where I have to earn their trust but I suspect more is available, I might be a little too generous.
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Nice post, Dynomutt. I happened to read it while sitting on the crapper, so I got an extra laugh just from that.
I tend to see that car in the hood each time that I'm down there, and I don't go that often. The first time gave me the same uneasy feeling, but my urge got the best of me and I entered after much internal debate. BTW, you can also use the facilities at the Mickey D's on King Drive. It may be a little closer than Target.
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I enjoyed your post..it was funny with good info too.. btw, the firehouse next to Mercy Massage is even closer should you have to use the 'br' while in CT. They are very nice there.