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I TOFTT today. I was feeling sleepy and wanted to dream."Bambi"

Was in my dream.

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She stated that she has posted under "Nicole" and "Sweet Pea" in the past at BP. I spoke with her on the phone, and she did not have a picture posted. She says that she has a great ass and that her friends constantly compliment her on it. WRONG: Her ass is flabby with no uplift. Connie has a much better ass than this woman, and Connie is 50. She says that she is 25, which might be true. She has no tracks on her arms. She has a tattoo on her left shoulder,"Kaprice 03-02-04". She says that she lives off of Central. She says that she wears a 36B and wears a size 6. These appear to be true. If she was firm, she would wear a 4 or 5 max. She has a small baby belly, and it looks that she has given birth within the year. Her belly is still stretched with marks. She says that she weighs 140 lbs and is 5'8". These are accurate. If she were firm, she would be 15 lbs lighter with ease. Her ass is small but flabby. The weight is in her belly and torso. On the phone, I told her my size, and she said that Greek was acceptable. I saw her sight unseen. Yes, thinking with the little head makes me a dumbass at times.

I was a dumbass in this dream. When I saw her, she demanded greenery upfront, which she said that everyone goes along. MY MISTAKE: DO NOT give her money upfront. She says that "anything goes". WRONG. Her BBBJCIMNS is a 3 on 1-10 scale, and 10 is perfect. This is the ONLY thing that was true from the telephone conversation, meaning NS. At the Greek "attempt", she made me stop with zero entry. Attempt is used loosely in this context. She said that I am too big for Greek, even though she said on the phone that she could handle me. I gave her an exact visual reference with a dollar bill on the phone. She said that most guys lie about size, which is why she lied about Greek. This woman has ZERO oral skills, and she has no rhythm with hip movement. Succinctly, everything that she said on the phone was a lie, except the BBBJ. This woman lies a lot, and she cannot be trusted. See at your own peril. My intuition tells me that this one is a SW. Does anyone recognize this woman? Seniors can PM for more details. I awoke from this dream with lessons learned.

Bluford

Guys, avoid this woman like the plague. She was advertising under Miss Hollywood from Vegas. She stopped using this moniker when the situation with Holly occurred.

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In the Vegas girl ad, the only current one is the one with her kneeling on the floor. This is her house, and it really looks like this. Take a close look at her pics to see how she lives. Note how much clothing that she is wearing in the Summer. See the sweaters? Who wears sweaters in the Summer? A good reason exists why she is covering up. Her ass is fat, wide, and flabby. She has a beer belly.

In the hottie mature ad, you can tell the difference between the current and old pics. The old pics are before 40 lbs gain. The weight is in her ass and belly. Look to see how she covers her belly in the current pics. Note, how she does not show her ass in these pics. Look at the weight gain in her face. I met her "pimp" on the phone. He said that he was her pimp. Too funny. He shut up when I told him his real name. Due diligence is a great thing. I know her real name too. This broad expected me to pull up in an Escalade. Yeah right. I do listen to the lessons that you espouse. Her neighborhood is rundown. For an idea, I saw the house recently advertised in the mid 40s on zillow. This woman lies and robs. Avoid like the Plague.

Bluford

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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "Nooch" regarding the above report.

[quote]Saw this young lady and she was great because this guy had a bad time he can bash. the he'll out of her?[/quote]Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

Okay I may be slow, maybe this was posted before in the past, don't remember seeing it before. I just found it.

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I saw Emma today. Both of us were short on time so I just went for a quicky. Is it the former B? Not sure since I never got to see her, but she does have a couple unique tatts. Regardless of who she is this chick has one killer ass and I nice full set of perky tits to go with it. A great body period and beautiful in the face. She is on her way out of town as I type this but will be back Friday. Will definitely repeat and take advantage of the full menu. Seniors and trusted PM me if you need details.

[QUOTE=Callmecrazy; 1534652]Just called Kaylee to try to set something up after reading some reviews. All I got from her was "you don't sound serious maybe you should. Find someone else" anyone that knows me knows that I am very serious.

I'm also a very nice guy but all I got was attitude. Maybe I caught her at a bad time I don't know. If she doesn't want people's business then maybe she should not advertise. I hate to speak badly about anyone but that's just my experience with Kaylee.[/QUOTE]Had the same experience as you. Scheduled a time and she said call back about 30 mins before so I did, no answer and never called back. May have caught her on the same bad day.

[QUOTE=Sexhoundtn2;1536045]I saw Emma today. Both of us were short on time so I just went for a quicky. Is it the former B? Not sure since I never got to see her, but she does have a couple unique tatts. Regardless of who she is this chick has one killer ass and I nice full set of perky tits to go with it. A great body period and beautiful in the face. She is on her way out of town as I type this but will be back Friday. Will definitely repeat and take advantage of the full menu. Seniors and trusted PM me if you need details.[/QUOTE]From all accounts, this is the former "Bella Bella Bella Bella Bella" who became Bambi, and is now Emma. Personally haven't had the pleasure (yet!).

BTW, see this post for a "Bella" recap: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9051-Backpage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1532487&viewfull=1#post1532487

TPP

Yeah, so I met her today. Apparently she used to advertise a lot but had some big thing happen last year that made her go in hiding for awhile. Anyway. I thourough enjoyed her. 5'5".115 lbs. Very pretty and extremely skilled. And mature. Two thumbs of from the George. I shall repeat.

I TOFTT today. I was feeling tired this afternoon, and I dreamt of Jayda.

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Jayda was my first adventure into Chocolate Land. MMM. She is quite tasty. She is young, and she acts a bit older. She is mature for her age, but she is a young one. Her pics are EXACT. For once, a woman looks exactly like her pics. I suppose that this is true when one is 19. This one is like the others that I said,"Treat her right, and she will do ANYTHING for you." Again, act like an asshole, and expect to be treated as such.

Jayda is a true spinner with zero fat on her body. Her ass and pussy taste good. Hint: If she comes to you, give her plenty of time and materials to clean first. The time is on her time, and she will clean to your liking. She is inexperienced at giving BJ, but the look of a 19 going down on you is priceless anyways. Greek is available, but she is inexperienced. Pussy is tight. What else would you expect from a 19? Guys, have snacks and drinks on hand. A little kindness goes a long ways with her. Ask her before she arrives what she likes for snacks. She drinks Snapple. I was unprepared because I eat no junk food. She is YOUNG guys. K9 is well, look at her ass. Yeah, tasty. She is 5'4" and maybe 110 lbs. She is a B cup, and her breasts are pretty with hard nipples. She needs practice DT, and she could not take me in her throat. Suggestion: every minute spent beforehand talking with her is paid in spades in the dream. She enjoys DATY, and she had her first DATO, which she likes too. Well, she was backing her ass onto my tongue, so I suppose that she enjoys it. She is fairly level-headed. She does 3somes, and she has some GORGEOUS sisters, who are available too. Again, she is 19. I awoke from my Jayda dream refreshed. I will be seeing Jayda again. The number in the BP ad is no longer valid. Seniors and trusted can PM for digits.

Bluford

[QUOTE=BigBucks;1536144]Had the same experience as you. Scheduled a time and she said call back about 30 mins before so I did, no answer and never called back. May have caught her on the same bad day.[/QUOTE]Yea it sounds like something was going on, Kaylee is normally very sweet I have seen her about a dozen times now over the last year or so and enjoyed every visit. I do know that she does'nt like a lot of questions on the phone about what she will do or anything like that. But trust me you don't have to just make an appoitment show up on time and be nice to her and you will have a good time and leave with a smile on your face.

[QUOTE=Callmecrazy; 1534652]Just called Kaylee to try to set something up after reading some reviews. All I got from her was "you don't sound serious maybe you should. Find someone else" anyone that knows me knows that I am very serious.

I'm also a very nice guy but all I got was attitude. Maybe I caught her at a bad time I don't know. If she doesn't want people's business then maybe she should not advertise. I hate to speak badly about anyone but that's just my experience with Kaylee.[/QUOTE]At least she answered the phone. Back in May I called her and callered her over an entire week and she never answered. Maybe it was my West tn area code. Maybe not.

[QUOTE=TwoPupPop; 1536155]From all accounts, this is the former "Bella Bella Bella Bella Bella" who became Bambi, and is now Emma. Personally haven't had the pleasure (yet!).

BTW, see this post for a "Bella" recap: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9051-Backpage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1532487&viewfull=1#post1532487[/url]

TPP[/QUOTE]These are all the same girl and she was very very sexy. Let me do whatever I wanted in my dream and that included BBBJ DATY. Dato. K9 to finish and started with dfk. Lotta drama though because she was sneezing the whole time due to her allergies she claimed and I rented the room because she didn't have an I'd and after I left called me the next day because she had left stuff in the room and they wouldn't let her back in to get it since she wasn't me. Lotta drama but it was worth it because she is true GFE boys.

Happy mongering!

[QUOTE=JoeRyan66; 1537435]These are all the same girl and she was very very sexy. Let me do whatever I wanted in my dream and that included BBBJ DATY. Dato. K9 to finish and started with dfk. Lotta drama though because she was sneezing the whole time due to her allergies she claimed and I rented the room because she didn't have an I'd and after I left called me the next day because she had left stuff in the room and they wouldn't let her back in to get it since she wasn't me. Lotta drama but it was worth it because she is true GFE boys.

Happy mongering![/QUOTE]Really fun time. But anybody need info can PM me.

[QUOTE=JoeRyan66; 1537435]These are all the same girl and she was very very sexy. Let me do whatever I wanted in my dream and that included BBBJ DATY. Dato. K9 to finish and started with dfk. Lotta drama though because she was sneezing the whole time due to her allergies she claimed and I rented the room because she didn't have an I'd and after I left called me the next day because she had left stuff in the room and they wouldn't let her back in to get it since she wasn't me. Lotta drama but it was worth it because she is true GFE boys.

Happy mongering![/QUOTE]I cant speak to the drama of Bella never saw her back then. But I have seen Emma twice this week with no drama issues at all. She seemed to be completely straight when I saw her. I was very pleased with her performance on both occasions. The girl can grind like no other. She is beautiful and has a killer body and for a flat bill you can't beat it.

I saw this lady and she was fantastic. Because you had a bad time that makes her and. She's very skillful and was a pleasure to be with. I highly recommend her don't pay attention to this unhappy review.

[QUOTE=Bluford; 1534837]Guys, avoid this woman like the plague. She was advertising under Miss Hollywood from Vegas. She stopped using this moniker when the situation with Holly occurred.

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In the Vegas girl ad, the only current one is the one with her kneeling on the floor. This is her house, and it really looks like this. Take a close look at her pics to see how she lives. Note how much clothing that she is wearing in the Summer. See the sweaters? Who wears sweaters in the Summer? A good reason exists why she is covering up. Her ass is fat, wide, and flabby. She has a beer belly.

In the hottie mature ad, you can tell the difference between the current and old pics. The old pics are before 40 lbs gain. The weight is in her ass and belly. Look to see how she covers her belly in the current pics. Note, how she does not show her ass in these pics. Look at the weight gain in her face. I met her "pimp" on the phone. He said that he was her pimp. Too funny. He shut up when I told him his real name. Due diligence is a great thing. I know her real name too. This broad expected me to pull up in an Escalade. Yeah right. I do listen to the lessons that you espouse. Her neighborhood is rundown. For an idea, I saw the house recently advertised in the mid 40s on zillow. This woman lies and robs. Avoid like the Plague.

Bluford.

I saw this woman and she was fantastic glad I don't believe every thing I read. Just because you had a bad time is no. Reason to bash the poor girl I'm sure you got what you we. T for if not that was your loss.