Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

Usually a "no DATY" provider is a provider that has a jealous and insecure boyfriend / manager / pimp.

[QUOTE=MarkoRamius;7254187]Usually a "no DATY" provider is a provider that has a jealous and insecure boyfriend / manager / pimp.[/QUOTE]Yeah I think that is true, there are some though who like to upcharge for every service and they KNOW a lot of men love DATY and will pay extra for it. Katerine G is a good example of a GREAT provider that has a lot of fun in bed, but will upcharge you for every little thing (or atleast she tries). Although I called out Kat in this thread, there are many other women who do the same. I personally do not see providers who ruin the mood. I mean just tell me what your price is upfront, we all know you do it. Stop nickel and diming me!!

The following is a rant about something we've all probably dealt with in regarding to providers. I'm preaching to the choir, but I want to ***** for just a moment.

I've been seeing a hot little Puerto Rican spinner for over a year now. She's a good time, does everything I like with enthusiasm and our socializing is good too. A few days ago she contacted me and asked if I would see her and I agreed. As we got ready for action I was feeling around her nether parts with my finger and I felt something protruding from within her pussy. I asked her what it was and she said, "oh, that's a vibrator". A vibrator? I asked her if she could take it out, there was no way I was going to get up inside her with that thing in her and she said, "oh, it'll be okay, it'll just get pushed-up". I was really confused, there was no way this was going to work. So I insisted and she complied, pulling out what turned out to be a menstrual cup. I asked her if she were on her period and she said that she was close to her time so she wanted to put one in just in case. I asked her why she lied to me about trying to convince me that it was a vibrator and that I could just "push it up insider her" with my dick. It would have been uncomfortable for my dick at the least as well as for her. Now I didn't trust her, fearing that she was actually on her period and I wasn't going to go in raw under those conditions. So I stopped the date and complained that this was [I]her[/I] idea to meet, she could have easily waited until her period had ended instead of trying to play me for a fool. And now she still expects me to pay her. I paid her about a quarter of her rate and told her that if she wanted me as a regular she'd honor that. These providers just think we're dumb and think that we'll all believe and just go along with everything they tell us. "Oh, it's a vibrator, it'll be okay". Uh huh. Meanwhile, I can't get my cock in there with that plastic fucking handle poking me. Jesus.

[QUOTE=Hoballer;7255104]The following is a rant about something we've all probably dealt with in regarding to providers. I'm preaching to the choir, but I want to ***** for just a moment.

I've been seeing a hot little Puerto Rican spinner for over a year now. She's a good time, does everything I like with enthusiasm and our socializing is good too. A few days ago she contacted me and asked if I would see her and I agreed. As we got ready for action I was feeling around her nether parts with my finger and I felt something protruding from within her pussy. I asked her what it was and she said, "oh, that's a vibrator". A vibrator? I asked her if she could take it out, there was no way I was going to get up inside her with that thing in her and she said, "oh, it'll be okay, it'll just get pushed-up". I was really confused, there was no way this was going to work. So I insisted and she complied, pulling out what turned out to be a menstrual cup. I asked her if she were on her period and she said that she was close to her time so she wanted to put one in just in case. I asked her why she lied to me about trying to convince me that it was a vibrator and that I could just "push it up insider her" with my dick. It would have been uncomfortable for my dick at the least as well as for her. Now I didn't trust her, fearing that she was actually on her period and I wasn't going to go in raw under those conditions. So I stopped the date and complained that this was [I]her[/I] idea to meet, she could have easily waited until her period had ended instead of trying to play me for a fool. And now she still expects me to pay her. I paid her about a quarter of her rate and told her that if she wanted me as a regular she'd honor that. These providers just think we're dumb and think that we'll all believe and just go along with everything they tell us. "Oh, it's a vibrator, it'll be okay". Uh huh. Meanwhile, I can't get my cock in there with that plastic fucking handle poking me. Jesus.[/QUOTE]You shoulda barebacked the bunghole.

[QUOTE=Hoballer;7255104]The following is a rant about something we've all probably dealt with in regarding to providers. I'm preaching to the choir, but I want to ***** for just a moment.

I've been seeing a hot little Puerto Rican spinner for over a year now. She's a good time, does everything I like with enthusiasm and our socializing is good too. A few days ago she contacted me and asked if I would see her and I agreed. As we got ready for action I was feeling around her nether parts with my finger and I felt something protruding from within her pussy. I asked her what it was and she said, "oh, that's a vibrator". A vibrator? I asked her if she could take it out, there was no way I was going to get up inside her with that thing in her and she said, "oh, it'll be okay, it'll just get pushed-up". I was really confused, there was no way this was going to work. So I insisted and she complied, pulling out what turned out to be a menstrual cup. I asked her if she were on her period and she said that she was close to her time so she wanted to put one in just in case. I asked her why she lied to me about trying to convince me that it was a vibrator and that I could just "push it up insider her" with my dick. It would have been uncomfortable for my dick at the least as well as for her. Now I didn't trust her, fearing that she was actually on her period and I wasn't going to go in raw under those conditions. So I stopped the date and complained that this was [I]her[/I] idea to meet, she could have easily waited until her period had ended instead of trying to play me for a fool. And now she still expects me to pay her. I paid her about a quarter of her rate and told her that if she wanted me as a regular she'd honor that. These providers just think we're dumb and think that we'll all believe and just go along with everything they tell us. "Oh, it's a vibrator, it'll be okay". Uh huh. Meanwhile, I can't get my cock in there with that plastic fucking handle poking me. Jesus.[/QUOTE]Gross. Yeah she does not deserve a dime. She clearly tried lying and then got caught trying to hide it. Don't these people play the situation out in their minds, how did she think this would turn out? As Morohei said. You should have BB'd her bunghole for pulling a stunt like that. I know DirtyFuk is reading this thread and drooling over the red-wings. .

[QUOTE=DrtyHarry;7255186]. I know DirtyFuk is reading this thread and drooling over the red-wings. .[/QUOTE]Haha! Fuck yeah he is.

[QUOTE=KitWalker1967;7246696]*Bursts out laughing*.

The white knight mentality could easily be some student's dissertation. Facts are that if one of those chicks on the other board thinks you're attractive, likes what you're packing and thinks it would be alright if you were one of her regulars, she's eventually going to climb on you bare.

Now are you still merely a walking & talking rent / mortgage payment? Definitely.

Does it potentially sweeten the deal if there's something about you that she likes? Also yes.[/QUOTE]On a thread about getting a provider pregnant some simp said something like " their profile says no BBFS so the must not do it. "Uh huh. Sure buddy. Clueless.

Most do it.

[QUOTE=Barnie;7261891]On a thread about getting a provider pregnant some simp said something like " their profile says no BBFS so the must not do it. "Uh huh. Sure buddy. Clueless.

Most do it.[/QUOTE]Idiots. All of them.

[QUOTE=DrtyHarry;7255186]Gross. Yeah she does not deserve a dime. She clearly tried lying and then got caught trying to hide it. Don't these people play the situation out in their minds, how did she think this would turn out? As Morohei said. You should have BB'd her bunghole for pulling a stunt like that. I know DirtyFuk is reading this thread and drooling over the red-wings..[/QUOTE]Wait I want a nice PR spinner. Share!

I saw a stripper post on the gram.

This is the sams stripper that told me she doesn't do extras.

She posted. " anyone want to help me pay this speeding ticket?

I DM'd her "Sure, you want to lick my balls?

She blocked me lmao.

[QUOTE=Barnie;7266775]I saw a stripper post on the gram.

This is the sams stripper that told me she doesn't do extras.

She posted. " anyone want to help me pay this speeding ticket?

I DM'd her "Sure, you want to lick my balls?

She blocked me lmao.[/QUOTE]Probably a feminazi.

[QUOTE=EasyLife772;7233791]I start every day with my coffee and insight into the GPS board. If anyone ever needs to check on their real reputation there PM me and I'll let you know if they're yapping about you. Remember gents, we hold the power and have what they need. Sometimes it all needs to be ripped away to remind them.[/QUOTE]Can you spam the simps this little tidbit. Haha.

Man. T and a is really slow today.

They really fucked that site up.

[QUOTE=EasyLife772;7233791]I start every day with my coffee and insight into the GPS board. If anyone ever needs to check on their real reputation there PM me and I'll let you know if they're yapping about you. Remember gents, we hold the power and have what they need. Sometimes it all needs to be ripped away to remind them.[/QUOTE]Keep posting random screenshots.

How can fat chicks (Example Mocha Love) stay in business? They are fat, saggy ass, no GFE and 300+ per hour. WTF?