She Looks So Hot and Has A Good Menu, I Wass Thinking About Texting But Not Now
[QUOTE=Rich980;6919807][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/jacksonville/female-escorts/caucasian_w/come-see-your-girl-/723702019087[/URL]
Subtitle: Jessi the Nodder.
I'd written a beautifully worded, amusing and quite long review of Jessi Van Winkle but it never made it to the thread. I'm assuming it didn't pass some review standard. So, here's a much more abridged version.
One note. I was tempted to add her to the *avoid* thread but she's got a neat little catch and release trick. Your first (and maybe second) date with her will be outstanding and then she pulls some stupid shit.
My first date with Jessi was before she went on an extended vacation. She was mesmerizing. Slim, sexy, flirty, passionate, pretty face, sensational round bolt-ons (but don't touch the nips or she'll freak). I had an amazing time slinging her from one end of my queen size bed to the other. When you tell her what you want, the BBBJ is top-notch. She even asks what feels best. She's flexible and submissive, so pretty much anything goes but a trip to Greece.
Second visit was a few weeks ago, shortly after she returned from her "trip". Once again she was sexy, fun and open to whatever, until about mid-date when that mandatory bathroom visit has to happen. That must have been one helluva piss because it made her so "sleepy"! Narcoleptic, in fact. About every 30 seconds I had to ask her if she was alive. Who the hell falls asleep standing up and talking to themselves? She must be really tired. I ended the date early so she could get some rest. Heh.
The third and final date was an absolutely terrifying experience. It was expected, though, I could tell she was "tired" as she texted me throughout the day making no sense whatsoever. When she arrived (over an hour late), she complained about being hot and tired. So I allowed her to chill for a minute in a more undressed state so she could get cooled off and relax. Then it began. Her slim, frail body began curling up and twitching like a roach that just experienced a spritz of Raid. Each limb tensing up and releasing in an unorderly fashion while her neck and back contorted into demonic poses. When she did speak, it wasn't in tongues but it was unintelligible. She was incoherent and comatose for about the first 45 minutes she was in my dream. A quick trip to the bathroom seemed to wake her up long enough to be able to speak and go more than a minute without a siesta. Time to head to the action chamber and get this event in motion. And then she went to pee again. While in there, I could hear the screaming in between long silent pauses. I quickly gathered up her clothes and tossed them in so she could get dressed while saying "time for you to go." At first glance I thought she was licking something off of the floor while sitting on the toilet. But she was nodded out until she heard me speak.
I won't bother with her again. I can only imagine what the fourth date would be like. I would probably have to call a priest and have the whole place blessed.
Stay awake from this sack seeker. She has but one thing on her mind and it's powder blue and in a baggie.
Rich.[/QUOTE]Rich,
Thank you, thank you! You handled that better than me, I would have feared she would die of an overdose and would have called 911 for medical help. Would not have been good to explain or deal with for me. Thanks, and thanks again. No way I will ever think of having a date with her!
This is what makes this forum so good. The warnings and tips we get from others!
LB.
