I just got a hold of the infamous Yummie. She said Don't contact me ever again. So what happened? Pm or post here. She should win the Academy Award for the act she put on the last few years.
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I just got a hold of the infamous Yummie. She said Don't contact me ever again. So what happened? Pm or post here. She should win the Academy Award for the act she put on the last few years.
[QUOTE=Lokkin4;1322822]I just got a hold of the infamous Yummie. She said Don't contact me ever again. So what happened? Pm or post here. She should win the Academy Award for the act she put on the last few years.[/QUOTE]Pick one:
1. On vacation with the fimily, that time of the season.
2. Boyfriend and / or girlfriend troubles because of the job.
3. Fed up with it and able to retire now. LOL.
4. Bad customer experience.
5. Trouble with 50.
6. ?
[QUOTE=Lokkin4;1322822]I just got a hold of the infamous Yummie. She said Don't contact me ever again. So what happened? Pm or post here. She should win the Academy Award for the act she put on the last few years.[/QUOTE]Man, you just ruined my day. Thanks for the update though.
[QUOTE=Horny Dog #2; 1321280]Another poster on another thread said that he heard that Yumi was not working there anymore.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7597-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1320802#post1320802[/url]
I have not called there recently, so I can neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of this information. However, I have noticed that the recent ads in backpage have not mentioned Yumi. Also, recent ads have not included the link to her personal website. (I do not recall the url to her site, so if anyone can post a link to it, I would appreciate it.) I did find an ad in another site from a couple days ago that did still mention her.
[url]http://chicago-il.adultsearch.com/BodyRubs/352986[/url][/QUOTE]I just called today and was informed that Yumi was on vacation until the end of the month, but that she would be back in early December. (Another poster was kind enough to PM me the same info.)
Another post a few down from mine refers to a "Yummi". Are Yummi and Yumi two different providers, or is it one and the same, with an extra "m" included in the spelling in her name? The Yumi I am referring to is from the location in North Logan Square that advertises Tantra massages in the bodyrub section of Backpage. Is the Yummi in Lokkin4's post the same?
I found a masseuse that I want to give a try. But the situation is kind of weird. I met her at my work place. She came in and I thought to myself "she looks like she could be on the erotic section of backpages" and chuckled. So then I start small talk and she says she is a "massage therapist." Now, I am thinking that this can't be true. So I ask her where she works. She replies that she works for herself so companies can't get a cut of her money. I then ask her if she has a card, or website. She says no. Does this not sound like there could be fun to be had? Only problem is that now she knows my full name and e-mail. Would it be stupid to TOFTT in this situation? If I was to give it a try how should I approach things? Any advice would be appreciated.
I think all of the girls are great and terrific at what they do.
BUT both Yumi and Sinclair work in a totally different level, and both take you to another dimension. Man, those two are the best by faaaar. I would see them (especially Sinclair) and leave thinking "What just happened there?".
I don't live in Chicago anymore and miss them like hell. I also heard that Yumi is taking a break and that nobody knows when she will come back (a big IF). If that's her decision, whatever the reason, we should respect it. To me, she is an angel and can only the best for her.
[QUOTE=Doogie0039; 1320351]Any got any 411 on the new girls at Yumi's? Audree or Mika?
I rate the girls as following:
1. Yumi.
2. Sinclair.
3. Mia.
4. Pam. She is very far below the girls above her.
Thanks![/QUOTE]
My advice would be to get her number, and maybe give her a try, but do your homework beforehand. If she's the real deal, she'll show up in the Illinois Dept of Financial and Professional Regulation database ([url]https://www.idfpr.com/dpr/licenselookup/default.asp[/url] ). There are plenty of girls out there giving massages without a license, and most of them know (as one put it to me) 'it's all about the extras'.
Personally, I'm a massage junkie as well as an 'extras junkie'. So, I'll let the girl take her best stab at a legit massage and see how good she is that way. If she's meticulous about the draping and at least TRIES to do a good job and doesn't give me an 'extras' kind of vibe, I'll just let it drop and enjoy the rub. If, however, there's no drape, the massage is pro forma, and she's trying to tease me up, then the conversation begins.
A fair number of these girls are getting there feet wet, as it were, and they're kind of in that 'talk me into it' mode. I usually point out that, yes prostitution is illegal, and if they get caught it's a class A misdemeanor and a class 4 felony on a repeat offence. However, giving a massage without a license is a class A misdemeanor and a class 4 felony on a repeat offence. They're taking the risk, why not get the reward? Isn't it better to get $50-100 tips rather than $5-10? And hasn't she done all this same stuff with some boyfriend who ISN'T helping to pay the rent and bills. If the conversation gets that far, they're usually ready to turn to the dark side of the force.
As far as her knowing your real name and email, yes, you should certainly be a little more circumspect. But, that doesn't mean there isn't fun to be had. There a couple of us out here that really enjoy the thrill of the hunt when it comes to turning legit chicks to the dark side. Though, to be fair, it is kinda like shooting fish in a barrel. They're trying to make money rubbing naked men ALL over their bodies, who'd guess that THAT might turn wet and slippery, right?
On the flipside, you will run into girls who have absolutely NO business being in this business. I recently answered an ad on BP and the girl did an undraped massage of barely fair quality and told me how she worked at an MP on the northside for a while. So, we have the conversation, and she says she only does 'tantra'. So, I decide that next time we'll try her 'tantra'. Got to tell ya it was EVEN WORSE than her regular massage. It was, honestly, the most UNEROTIC erotic massage I've ever had. Nice kid, very sweet, fairly cute, but just NO talent.
[QUOTE=Stevo1414;1323149]I found a masseuse that I want to give a try. But the situation is kind of weird. I met her at my work place. She came in and I thought to myself "she looks like she could be on the erotic section of backpages" and chuckled. So then I start small talk and she says she is a "massage therapist." Now, I am thinking that this can't be true. So I ask her where she works. She replies that she works for herself so companies can't get a cut of her money. I then ask her if she has a card, or website. She says no. Does this not sound like there could be fun to be had? Only problem is that now she knows my full name and e-mail. Would it be stupid to TOFTT in this situation? If I was to give it a try how should I approach things? Any advice would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]
I'd like to wish all the fellow mongers a Happy Thanksgiving and enjoy the time spent with your families. Let's hope this holiday season that LEO quits being a turkey and stops these needless stings that cause nothing but grief for mongers and providers alike. Find another outlet to channel your aggression. How about stopping all these killings in the city?
PNA said it best, I would try and TOFTT. If it don't work you just say that you just could not help it with her looks and all. If it do work first she know your not LEO and you know the holidays are coming so extra money is needed.
[QUOTE=Stevo1414;1323149]I found a masseuse that I want to give a try. But the situation is kind of weird. I met her at my work place. She came in and I thought to myself "she looks like she could be on the erotic section of backpages" and chuckled. So then I start small talk and she says she is a "massage therapist." Now, I am thinking that this can't be true. So I ask her where she works. She replies that she works for herself so companies can't get a cut of her money. I then ask her if she has a card, or website. She says no. Does this not sound like there could be fun to be had? Only problem is that now she knows my full name and e-mail. Would it be stupid to TOFTT in this situation? If I was to give it a try how should I approach things? Any advice would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Stevo1414;1323149]I found a masseuse that I want to give a try. But the situation is kind of weird. I met her at my work place. She came in and I thought to myself "she looks like she could be on the erotic section of backpages" and chuckled. So then I start small talk and she says she is a "massage therapist." Now, I am thinking that this can't be true. So I ask her where she works. She replies that she works for herself so companies can't get a cut of her money. I then ask her if she has a card, or website. She says no. Does this not sound like there could be fun to be had? Only problem is that now she knows my full name and e-mail. Would it be stupid to TOFTT in this situation? If I was to give it a try how should I approach things? Any advice would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]She is nice looking
She offered to give you a massage.
What is the worst that could happen?
Go for it. And if she is really good. Offer to help her marketing effort by sharing her contact info with a "few" friends.
[QUOTE=Moccdawg; 1322912]Pick one:
1. On vacation with the fimily, that time of the season.
2. Boyfriend and / or girlfriend troubles because of the job.
3. Fed up with it and able to retire now. LOL.
4. Bad customer experience.
5. Trouble with 50.
6. ?[/QUOTE]Yeah right? I was just taking aback by her response to me " Don't ever contact me again". Could be a boyfriend had her phone (Who knows). I thought of a great may for us Mongers to verify each other. Simple supply the first 3 or last 4 digits of a providers personnel cell phone. If you can match it up with other monger you are good to go.
I just stumbled across an amazing asian Masseuse in the Nw Burbs. Truly incredible, she says she has only been in town as of 2 weeks ago (again who knows). She walks on your back, gets your arms, legs, back, neck in leveraged positions and goes to work WOW. English not so good but with a half a brain communication is fine. I am looking for Hispanic dark complected non black providers. Damage was a $. I you are lokkin for a WAY ABOVE AVERAGE OR STANDARD SERVICE WE HAVE ALL BEEN GETTING. Send me a PM only. Enough good spot's have been fucked up.
[QUOTE=Pna;1323412]A fair number of these girls are getting there feet wet, as it were, and they're kind of in that 'talk me into it' mode.[/QUOTE]It always seemed to me that, in addition to being about the "extras", it's also all about convenience. I mean, women in general tend to be in the "'talk me into it' mode", so if access to "the extras" isn't any more convenient than with anyone else, then why pay cash?
[QUOTE=Pna;1323412]I usually point out that, yes prostitution is illegal, and if they get caught it's a class A misdemeanor and a class 4 felony on a repeat offence. However, giving a massage without a license is a class A misdemeanor and a class 4 felony on a repeat offence. They're taking the risk, why not get the reward? Isn't it better to get $50-100 tips rather than $5-10?[/QUOTE]LOL. Good one!
[QUOTE=OPIllini;1323435]I'd like to wish all the fellow mongers a Happy Thanksgiving and enjoy the time spent with your families. Let's hope this holiday season that LEO quits being a turkey and stops these needless stings that cause nothing but grief for mongers and providers alike. Find another outlet to channel your aggression. How about stopping all these killings in the city?[/QUOTE]Hopefully the heat will be less on the MPs for the next 6 weeks or so. Looks like LEO is going full force on Gestapo style (Papers, please!) road blocks. (I met one on Wed. Night on Halsted approaching Club 390.) So don't drink and drive while heading to or from adult entertainment at your fav MP!
Great body, good massage 30 ish.
Where is T Pro located? Also, how much was it? (30m? Hr? Extras?) Thanks in advance.
[QUOTE=Mothman70;1324447]Great body, good massage 30 ish.[/QUOTE]
Can anyone help me?
Google TPro massage, typical door charge. 10 xtra for T. S.
She was 30, give or take a couple years.
[QUOTE=Bash1981;1324980]Where is T Pro located? Also, how much was it? (30m? Hr? Extras?) Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]
I wonder how many of us mongers are Leo leading a double life. My guess is too many!
[QUOTE=Chicago Stud;1327067]I wonder how many of us mongers are Leo leading a double life. My guess is too many![/QUOTE]Well if LEO had any brains they sure could be getting alot of free pussy instead of busting them. Show up once a week for your bonus. Every body stays happy
Been going to Alices for awhile now basically because its cheap. Anyway, the service there has never been horrible but after my last few visits I have had enough. For one, I got bacterial balanitis from one of their nasty ass wet towels. A trip to the doc cleared that up. But I was hesitant to go back. Decided I would give it one more whirl. Got the new girl, Jenny and she was horrible. Constant attempts at upselling and a horrible attitude. This place has really gone to shit. I would not recommend it to anyone.
[QUOTE=Mothman70; 1325356]Google TPro massage, typical door charge. 10 xtra for T. S.
She was 30, give or take a couple years.[/QUOTE]TPro Is Anny's New place, Anny from China Spa Massage on Archer. She goes by Lily now, Cute gal.
[QUOTE=Stevo1414;1327386]Been going to Alices for awhile now basically because its cheap. Anyway, the service there has never been horrible but after my last few visits I have had enough. For one, I got bacterial balanitis from one of their nasty ass wet towels. A trip to the doc cleared that up. But I was hesitant to go back. Decided I would give it one more whirl. Got the new girl, Jenny and she was horrible. Constant attempts at upselling and a horrible attitude. This place has really gone to shit. I would not recommend it to anyone.[/QUOTE]Balanitis is common, and it can occur at any age. It more commonly affects boys under four years and also men who have not been circumcised. About one in 25 boys and about one in 30 uncircumcised men are affected with balanitis at some time in their life. It is very uncommon in men who have been circumcised
Anyone know what happened to Gwen? She used to work with Kelly, Monica, and Vicky in Lincoln Park and most recently around Rogers Park. The phone number listed is no longer in service. She used to give a decent massage for a reasonable price. Links are below:
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-let-us-pamper-you/7750135[/url]
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/incalls-lincoln-park-gwen-outcalls-monica-22/6771405[/url]
Anybody have info on Malena? Been seeing her around a while and wanted to try her out but just checking if any of you all had anything to say about her.
Offering 1 hour massage plus french.
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/massage-_with-_a_cute_-curvy-_-brunette-_-35/6872208[/url]
[QUOTE=Ghostface89;1324365]Hopefully the heat will be less on the MPs for the next 6 weeks or so. Looks like LEO is going full force on Gestapo style (Papers, please!) road blocks. (I met one on Wed. Night on Halsted approaching Club 390.) So don't drink and drive while heading to or from adult entertainment at your fav MP![/QUOTE]
Your privete mail box if full, You have to delete some of your stuff. I tryed to send you somthing new but can't, Let me know when I can.
[QUOTE=The Watcher313; 1328340]Anybody have info on Malena? Been seeing her around a while and wanted to try her out but just checking if any of you all had anything to say about her.
Offering 1 hour massage plus french.
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/massage-_with-_a_cute_-curvy-_-brunette-_-35/6872208[/url][/QUOTE]I visited Malena a few days ago. A little chubby and average looking, but was a good service nevertheless.
Go visit her!
If anybody can match the first 3 Digits as to who's number this is Pm me. 9897
[QUOTE=Lokkin4;1328577]If anybody can match the first 3 Digits as to who's number this is Pm me. 9897[/QUOTE]Lmgtfy is your friend.
[url]Http://bit.ly/tJ8ojb[/url]
Tried it. Now that was cool!
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[QUOTE=Dangerously; 1328951]Lmgtfy is your friend.
[url]Http://bit.ly/tJ8ojb[/url][/QUOTE]
That is odd.
That was very cool, I'm still surprised by how many forum members don't know about the "TINEYE" program.
The only thing about andrea is that she is petite and that's about it.
She uses all possible delay tactics and runs the time down on you.
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/petite-andrea-_cute-latina_24-24/9350525[/url]
WTF is this? [url]http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=139017&boardID=10&page=1[/url]
Looking to retire in HK. In about 10 years. Any words of wisdom?
[QUOTE=Lokkin4; 1329687]WTF is this?
[url]http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=139017&boardID=10&page=1[/url][/QUOTE]Awesome, that's what it is.
[QUOTE=T.S. Eliot]In the room the women come and go, Talking of Michelangelo.[/QUOTE]More at:
[url]http://www.cummingsstudyguides.net/Guides3/Prufrock.html[/url]
What a great url.
[QUOTE=Paintedbird; 1329870]Awesome, that's what it is.
More at:
[url]http://www.cummingsstudyguides.net/Guides3/Prufrock.html[/url]
What a great url.[/QUOTE]Is this Yumi?
Chicago Members,
I will be visiting Chicago next week (staying at a hotel at Ohio and State). I would love to hear names of AMPs near that location or near El stops (I won't have a car). Thanks for any help you provide.
Rahm continues Richie's attempts to close all the massage parlors in the city. The new additions to the list of revoked licenses had a major uptick that included Angel Massage, Chinese Ancient, City Massage, Divina Spa, Finesse, Magic Touch, Paradise Day Spa, Rose Massage, Seven Stars, and Tropical Spa. The city landscape is becoming very barren.
The complete list.
[url]http://www.cityofchicago.org/content/dam/city/depts/bacp/disciplinaractions/nonliquorlicenserevocation12111.pdf[/url]
The suburbs aren't much better and continue their crackdowns also.
[QUOTE=Oddjob; 1330467]Rahm continues Richie's attempts to close all the massage parlors in the city. The new additions to the list of revoked licenses had a major uptick that included Angel Massage, Chinese Ancient, City Massage, Divina Spa, Finesse, Magic Touch, Paradise Day Spa, Rose Massage, Seven Stars, and Tropical Spa. The city landscape is becoming very barren.
The complete list.
[url]http://www.cityofchicago.org/content/dam/city/depts/bacp/disciplinaractions/nonliquorlicenserevocation12111.pdf[/url]
The suburbs aren't much better and continue their crackdowns also.[/QUOTE]I guess I need to retract my request for assistance after reading Oddjobb's post. Wow.
Thanks anyway,
Roger