Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BassMan1989;6629519]Has anyone been to swan since 9/25? Is Mia gone or still around?[/QUOTE]I went back to see what the replacement for May was going to be. I was greeted by a short slightly chubby woman probably late 30's to early 40's. It could have been the same woman who greeted me when I got to see May a couple weeks ago. She was nice and friendly and might have been the only one working there. At least I did not see or hear anyone else. It was the same menu and damage as before with May. However, not the same caliber of looks and yum as May was. So, when I ask for her name when I was getting ready to leave, she tells me her name is MAY! I think they are trying to capitalize on the reputation of the outstanding May. So, if you call and you ask for May and they tell you she is there, be forewarned of what you get. Again, I have no complaints about the service I received (which was enthusiastic and entertaining, as well as a very nice massage), it is just that when you go from May to the current situation, it is not as memorable. Once more, I am not sure if she is the only one in the rotation, but she ain't May.

[QUOTE=Jethro23;6616637]Cici on vacation. New girl there for a month only. Nice face. A bit on the curvier side. Said her name was cici too. Good massage. Standard rate and service.[/QUOTE]L1? L2? L3? More info.

Any new talent?

[QUOTE=Lookin4it;6635587]I went back to see what the replacement for May was going to be. I was greeted by a short slightly chubby woman probably late 30's to early 40's. It could have been the same woman who greeted me when I got to see May a couple weeks ago. She was nice and friendly and might have been the only one working there. At least I did not see or hear anyone else. It was the same menu and damage as before with May. However, not the same caliber of looks and yum as May was. So, when I ask for her name when I was getting ready to leave, she tells me her name is MAY! I think they are trying to capitalize on the reputation of the outstanding May. So, if you call and you ask for May and they tell you she is there, be forewarned of what you get. Again, I have no complaints about the service I received (which was enthusiastic and entertaining, as well as a very nice massage), it is just that when you go from May to the current situation, it is not as memorable. Once more, I am not sure if she is the only one in the rotation, but she ain't May.[/QUOTE]Does anyone know how often the talent is changed at the Swan?

Hello. Has anyone been recently? Appreciate any info. Thank you.

[QUOTE=YuhColoy;6637185]L1? L2? L3? More info.[/QUOTE]Original Cici is back. L1.

Hey bro! Your inbox is full! LOL. Trying to get in touch w you regarding a provider.

[QUOTE=Lookin4it;6635587]I went back to see what the replacement for May was going to be. I was greeted by a short slightly chubby woman probably late 30's to early 40's. It could have been the same woman who greeted me when I got to see May a couple weeks ago. She was nice and friendly and might have been the only one working there. At least I did not see or hear anyone else. It was the same menu and damage as before with May. However, not the same caliber of looks and yum as May was. So, when I ask for her name when I was getting ready to leave, she tells me her name is MAY! I think they are trying to capitalize on the reputation of the outstanding May. So, if you call and you ask for May and they tell you she is there, be forewarned of what you get. Again, I have no complaints about the service I received (which was enthusiastic and entertaining, as well as a very nice massage), it is just that when you go from May to the current situation, it is not as memorable. Once more, I am not sure if she is the only one in the rotation, but she ain't May.[/QUOTE]That "replacement" sounds exactly like the MT I saw after May walked me into the room. Little bait and switch. LOL. But back a month or so ago- just before May left. Her name was "Linda". Very eager to please. But no May!

Can we talk about etiquette for a moment?

I was at the place on Fort Hill. I had written it off a while ago, but decided to give it another go. I go in, draw a cutie, and shockingly no language barrier. This is going well.

Then, some other monger comes in. Dude is LOUD. Annoyingly loud. Argues with the manager because he doesn't like what he draws. I hear her ask if he called ahead.

He says "uh, yes. I called ahead."

I can tell he's full of it immediately. He just didn't like what he drew.

Then my cutie excuses herself to check on the commotion. She enters the hallway.

Loud dude sees her and says "I want her, she's what I called for."

Okay bro, but she's busy. Manager explains that she is busy.

He gets more irate, starts shouting, and they give in. He doesn't care that he's screwing me over, just wants what he wants.

I hear the manager ask "How long a session did you schedule when you called?

Loud dude literally says "I didn't schedule but I'll do an hour."

Like come on dude.

I get swapped for an older fugly lady, just 10 minutes into my massage.

For the rest of my time I have to listen to Loud dude be literally loud. My older fugly lady even tries to turn up the music to drown out his pathetic whimpers.

He finished and left before my session was over, dude didn't last 10 minutes. Lucky for him, because he pissed me off and ruined my day. I would have liked to return the favor.

I hope he reads this board. You are making us all look bad Loud Guy. Please change your ways and approach, or find a new hobby.

[QUOTE=Jethro23;6634001]Met Helen. Great massage. Darker complexion with nice body and cute face. The other mt is Yoyo. Usual rates.[/QUOTE]Helen is thicker than YoYo. YoYo is prettier when her hair is down.

Usual rates.

Anyone good at 1220 Ogden?

Candy back yet?

Is Apple Massage still around? It was near downtown Aurora in an older house.

[QUOTE=Lurker1111;6658431]Is Apple Massage still around? It was near downtown Aurora in an older house.[/QUOTE]I believe it was raided along with several others after allegedly being own by people who were laundering money.

Sorry you had a bummer experience. Little chance that fool reads this forum. But may we ask, what was the cutie's name as well as the name of the older gal. What extras did you experience. Some of the old gals at 4 Seasons and sister spa NJ Health Body in Oak Brook Terrace, perform full extras very, very well. Older gals Ivy and Molly / Moni are great all round providers. And of course the infamous Jade / Jayden at NJ.

Let us know please. Better luck next time.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=SxyJoker;6657978]Can we talk about etiquette for a moment?

I was at the place on Fort Hill. I had written it off a while ago, but decided to give it another go. I go in, draw a cutie, and shockingly no language barrier. This is going well.

Then, some other monger comes in. Dude is LOUD. Annoyingly loud. Argues with the manager because he doesn't like what he draws. I hear her ask if he called ahead.

He says "uh, yes. I called ahead."

I can tell he's full of it immediately. He just didn't like what he drew.

Then my cutie excuses herself to check on the commotion. She enters the hallway.

Loud dude sees her and says "I want her, she's what I called for."

Okay bro, but she's busy. Manager explains that she is busy.

He gets more irate, starts shouting, and they give in. He doesn't care that he's screwing me over, just wants what he wants.

I hear the manager ask "How long a session did you schedule when you called?

Loud dude literally says "I didn't schedule but I'll do an hour."

Like come on dude.

I get swapped for an older fugly lady, just 10 minutes into my massage.

For the rest of my time I have to listen to Loud dude be literally loud. My older fugly lady even tries to turn up the music to drown out his pathetic whimpers.

He finished and left before my session was over, dude didn't last 10 minutes. Lucky for him, because he pissed me off and ruined my day. I would have liked to return the favor.

I hope he reads this board. You are making us all look bad Loud Guy. Please change your ways and approach, or find a new hobby.[/QUOTE]

Sorry you had a bummer experience. Little chance that fool reads this forum. But may we ask, what was the cutie's name as well as the name of the older gal. What extras did you experience. Some of the old gals at 4 Seasons and sister spa NJ Health Body in Oak Brook Terrace, perform full extras very, very well. Older gals Ivy and Molly / Moni are great all round providers. And of course the infamous Jade / Jayden at NJ.

Let us know please. Better luck next time.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=SxyJoker;6657978]Can we talk about etiquette for a moment?

I was at the place on Fort Hill. I had written it off a while ago, but decided to give it another go. I go in, draw a cutie, and shockingly no language barrier. This is going well.

Then, some other monger comes in. Dude is LOUD. Annoyingly loud. Argues with the manager because he doesn't like what he draws. I hear her ask if he called ahead.

He says "uh, yes. I called ahead."

I can tell he's full of it immediately. He just didn't like what he drew.

Then my cutie excuses herself to check on the commotion. She enters the hallway.

Loud dude sees her and says "I want her, she's what I called for."

Okay bro, but she's busy. Manager explains that she is busy.

He gets more irate, starts shouting, and they give in. He doesn't care that he's screwing me over, just wants what he wants.

I hear the manager ask "How long a session did you schedule when you called?

Loud dude literally says "I didn't schedule but I'll do an hour."

Like come on dude.

I get swapped for an older fugly lady, just 10 minutes into my massage.

For the rest of my time I have to listen to Loud dude be literally loud. My older fugly lady even tries to turn up the music to drown out his pathetic whimpers.

He finished and left before my session was over, dude didn't last 10 minutes. Lucky for him, because he pissed me off and ruined my day. I would have liked to return the favor.

I hope he reads this board. You are making us all look bad Loud Guy. Please change your ways and approach, or find a new hobby.[/QUOTE]

Did not bother for a name since she's the only lady that works there. Massage is not bad. L1 available.

Any extras at Feet Retreat gents? Thanks in advance.