Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Inndy1;2432825]Based on where you are staying your only choice of a quality night out would be PT'S not far beautiful women. Nothing even close in quality, not cheap but best looking women not far from you.[/QUOTE]Has PTS relaxed a bit? Took my ex in several years ago and it was cold fish. The lapdances she got, were lame. Took her across town to club Rio and, if the dancer hadn't already removed them, her panties would have been soaked. She ended up leaving a puddle in the passenger seat.

I haven't been for awhile, and it's a longer drive, but I would recommend Club Rio, on west 38th.

[QUOTE=ItsMyMrp;2432919]Yes, I recommend you take hand sanitizer and a dose of antibiotics. Have fun![/QUOTE]I would recommend a forklift as well. There's a reason why we used to name it "The Cattle Call".

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2432944]Has PTS relaxed a bit? Took my ex in several years ago and it was cold fish. The lapdances she got, were lame. Took her across town to club Rio and, if the dancer hadn't already removed them, her panties would have been soaked. She ended up leaving a puddle in the passenger seat.

I haven't been for awhile, and it's a longer drive, but I would recommend Club Rio, on west 38th.[/QUOTE]I think it has. Last time I brought a girl here they were pretty hands on each other. Hands went all over in the regular lap dance area. I needed a crowbar to pry them from each other.

I was offered the VIP with a choice of whatever I wanted but I was hesitant to drop 250 or whatever the VIP is. In hindsight I probably should have just gone for it.

Went in Friday to see the superfit dancer at Rio, noted below to work on Friday afternoons. I must have shit timing, or one of you was monopolizing her time.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2427047]Hit Babes and HH last night, was pretty miserable, except for running into one I used to go out with some in years past. No customers, virtually no dancers, and what there was of both was mostly pitiful. On the other hand, Sunset was absolutely packed at 2 AM, and some pretty cool limos hanging outside too. Sadly Long's was closed though, more the kind of sweet tooth I had in mind.[/QUOTE]Every time I'm in town FF and myself invite you to hang with us but you always need to be home for supper. You are turning into just "THE OTHER GUY".

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;2435506]Every time I'm in town FF and myself invite you to hang with us but you always need to be home for supper. You are turning into just "THE OTHER GUY".[/QUOTE]Didn't even invite me to go with him later that night. Probably because he doesn't think I'm funny anymore. He used to laugh at some of my posts but now he doesn't think I'm the least bit funny. Old age and shrinking appendages have a direct correlation to losing one's sense of humor. Don't even talk to him anymore because us younger guys know how to have fun.

FF.

P.S. I get all the asian chick pics from now on, even if they don't have freckles.

[QUOTE=Golfer72;2435194]Went in Friday to see the superfit dancer at Rio, noted below to work on Friday afternoons. I must have shit timing, or one of you was monopolizing her time.[/QUOTE]She WAS there until 7 apparently, I wasn't though.

Separately, I found ANOTHER no kids, 20-something blond honey at Rio two weeks ago. Adorable face, large fun bags, slim but curvey body, smooth skin, got digits. Unlike most strippers, she followed through and we met up. She blew me away in quality, technique, activities and threw in a decent massage, too (which let to another round of fun). She is not a pro outside the club, only charged $150 plus room. She works there most every day, but no play in the club. I asked about referrals and she wants NO other referrals sorry friends. She likes to meet up with whom she connects with, period. Lucky me.

Then, stopped in last night and spent an hour with one of my favorites. She was unbelievably good, nice and tan, smelled great with juices just oozing out at the slightest touch. I'll say it again; their ribeye dinner is amazing. As for the girls, what a disappointment. One super drunk, sloppy, pot-bellied, smoking, tatted blond and a super sweet chubbo. I ate my steak and left.

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;2435506]Every time I'm in town FF and myself invite you to hang with us but you always need to be home for supper. You are turning into just "THE OTHER GUY".[/QUOTE]No, actually it is probably FF, he has turned down my invitations lately believe it or not. I have been out late too much recently, but missing dinner is not helping to lose any weight, which I had hoped would make the shrunken appendage not seem quite so shrunken. Signed, The Other Guy.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2435663]Didn't even invite me to go with him later that night. Probably because he doesn't think I'm funny anymore. He used to laugh at some of my posts but now he doesn't think I'm the least bit funny. Old age and shrinking appendages have a direct correlation to losing one's sense of humor. Don't even talk to him anymore because us younger guys know how to have fun.

FF.

P.S. I get all the asian chick pics from now on, even if they don't have freckles.[/QUOTE]You aren't funny, and here you have proved it again. (Like the way I run my post count up with worthless drivel and inane replies? It makes up for all the ones over the years that have gotten pulled down, I do miss JJ now that I think of it. And BB)).

Well I have lots of fun with this dancer "Amy".

[QUOTE=Fungu;2432284]Someone told me to go check it out some girl name diamond, that it will be a good time!![/QUOTE]Check that girl amy on patty's. "Good time".

That didn't take long. Closed for good.

[QUOTE=Fungu;2436400]Check that girl amy on patty's. "Good time".[/QUOTE]Better yet, try Phoenix, attractive with a fun personality.

[QUOTE=Indiguy;2438819]Better yet, try Phoenix, attractive with a fun personality.[/QUOTE]I stopped in last night and there were 2 girls; a stuck up black girl with a pretty good body and a short, overweight white girl with a belly flap who was dancing on stage. I drank a darkened carbonated water, though I ordered a coke, and watched her sway over to me to collect her tip. As I carefully folded the dollar for her and put it in her sweaty waistband, she said "Hi, I'm Phoenix".

Nice, she is I'm sure but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.