Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Houndog1; 1185112]Went to JHH again the other day. New provider, can't remember her name but saggy belly with a blurry tattoo. Mechanical session with ok CBJ ending. Tried the table shower. Took one look and almost (should have) walked out, really gross as was the dungeon basement massage room, I would avoid both again. Really liked the last session with viki. Really nice girl, fine body and great BBBJ!

A question that I can't find an answer in the forums. I'm really into 1) really long hair and 2) big nipples. Anyone know where I might find either (or both) and a good experience at the same time?

Thanks for the help for a newbie! [/QUOTE]Here she is!

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks;1185509]Here she is![/QUOTE]ROTFLMAO that is classic.

No, saw her before, pretty strong backrub and used too much teeth! More like this! Any girls out there like this one?

Had to do a little research but I found out that Escape is sill there on the basement floor. They just changed the name of the place. A little more expensive if the price is the same as before so I may have to wait a few weeks before I enjoy a day of relaxation with them.

All I have seen in B-more have been Chinese. The only k-girl shop I've been to was in NC. Unfortunately, it is an R&T only joint, a damn shame because the provider was just my type. If anyone goes to Wilmington, check my post for info. That place was the cleanest AMP I've ever been to and the massage was top notch professional. They even had a support bar for the mt so she could walk on your back, very nice.

I think ML is k-girls. I am not sure cause I've never been. Just say "knee how ma" (how are you)? To them. If they reply,"Wo hun how" they are Chinese. A korean girl will respond that she's not Chinese. I agree most Chinese are very friendly.

[QUOTE=Blkninj01;1185432]Just wondering if anyone feels that there is a contrast between Chinese, Korean or Asian providers. I have been to about 7 to 8 AMP and I honestly have not taken the time to determine if the provider was Korean, Chinese etc.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Blkninj01;1185432]Just wondering if anyone feels that there is a contrast between Chinese, Korean or Asian providers. I have been to about 7 to 8 AMP and I honestly have not taken the time to determine if the provider was Korean, Chinese etc.[/QUOTE]Here's a tip for you. If you go to an AMP, they are all Asian. Asian encompasses Chinese, Korean, Thai, Vietnamese, Philippino. What planed did you come from?

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1185766]Here's a tip for you. If you go to an AMP, they are all Asian. Asian encompasses Chinese, Korean, Thai, Vietnamese, Philippino. What planed did you come from?

LexLuther[/QUOTE]Lurker here but don't reply ignorance with ignorance LOL Its PLANET!

[QUOTE=Xdoeus;1185785]Lurker here but don't reply ignorance with ignorance LOL Its PLANET![/QUOTE]That was a typo. What I was responding to was (as you pointed out) complete ignorance. How can you not know that Koreans and Chinese are Asians?

But thanks for pointing out my type.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1185766]Here's a tip for you. If you go to an AMP, they are all Asian. Asian encompasses Chinese, Korean, Thai, Vietnamese, Philippino. What planed did you come from?

LexLuther[/QUOTE]Forgive me for making a mistake in my typing and not proof reading but I meant to say Japanese and other Asian providers. I am aware they are all Asian and I am from this planet thank you!

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1186036]That was a typo. What I was responding to was (as you pointed out) complete ignorance. How can you not know that Koreans and Chinese are Asians?

But thanks for pointing out my type.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]I also made a typo and meant to say JAPANESE AND OTHER ASIAN PROVIDERS . I am a lot of things but ignorance is not one of them. I make mistakes just like you and everyone else. Instead of you calling someone ignorant who you do not know, you could first find out if they knew the difference. I am sure you would not take to kindly if someone were to refer to you as ignorant or stupid etc. for miss spelling "Planet". I for one understand what you were trying to say and still will show you respect. All I am asking is for you to do the same. I am here to share, learn and enjoy the board. Not to start confrontations with people I don't even know or who did not insult me personally in anyway.

Not a complete waste of time, but below par on my last trip on Saturday. Provider had a nice body for an older provider. I thought that the rub was okay, but really not on second thought. And pretty much rushed out the door with time on the clock. Probably would have gotten a better review by someone looking for FS. Pretty muck lacking on the other skills. But nice personality.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 6.

Body: 8

Attitude: 8

Service: 5.

Butter Dog

[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1186427]Not a complete waste of time, but below par on my last trip on Saturday. Provider had a nice body for an older provider. I thought that the rub was okay, but really not on second thought. And pretty much rushed out the door with time on the clock. Probably would have gotten a better review by someone looking for FS. Pretty muck lacking on the other skills. But nice personality.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 6.

Body: 8

Attitude: 8

BD, Which house? There are 4 on

E. Joppa Road.

GTR

As an afterthought, with regards to the recent posts abuot ignorance,spelling, and the rest of the mud throwing. You can't read most of the posts without finding some type of error. Misspelled words, bad grammar, and just plain bad writng skills are brought forward every day. Get over it! Go out, get your ashes hauled, and report about it. That's why we're here.

Have been meaning to go to kto, but it never happened, then decided to today.

Saw kim, older looking provider with a nice bod. Took hhr (0. 5) since I wasnt sure what would be up. Place is obviously clean and they run a tight ship but everyone was very nervous, must be because of the hoco le. Ring the bell and the mmsn tells me 'well get in' when I stand in the ante room talking. That was weird.

Go in and mmsn asks me to get ready and then no one comes in for 15 mins, this is the first time it has happnd, then kim comes in and apologizes profusely. Apparently she was the only one around at the time.

Asks me hard soft medium, I saw hard, she starts out ok then starts giving me feather touches etc. I don't complain, since its hhr. She makes a sign to ask if I want to be happy. I wonder if she could make me twice as happy at. 6, she agrees, but I can only find. 5, well she says ok. No complaints on the subsequent part.

I ask whether there would be any FS someday, she says no way. On the way out she puts her finger to her lips and says: don't tell anyone. Yeah right.

Why the paranoia?

I remember someone saying there was an AMP somewhere along Belair Road. I'd like to know where that was and if it is worthwhile.

[QUOTE=Travelure; 1186541]Have been meaning to go to kto, but it never happened, then decided to today.

Saw kim, older looking provider with a nice bod. Took hhr (0. 5) since I wasnt sure what would be up. Place is obviously clean and they run a tight ship but everyone was very nervous, must be because of the hoco le. Ring the bell and the mmsn tells me 'well get in' when I stand in the ante room talking. That was weird.

Go in and mmsn asks me to get ready and then no one comes in for 15 mins, this is the first time it has happnd, then kim comes in and apologizes profusely. Apparently she was the only one around at the time.

Asks me hard soft medium, I saw hard, she starts out ok then starts giving me feather touches etc. I don't complain, since its hhr. She makes a sign to ask if I want to be happy. I wonder if she could make me twice as happy at. 6, she agrees, but I can only find. 5, well she says ok. No complaints on the subsequent part.

I ask whether there would be any FS someday, she says no way. On the way out she puts her finger to her lips and says: don't tell anyone. Yeah right.

Why the paranoia? [/QUOTE]LE has targeted this place any number of times. They wait for you to come out, hassle and photograph the customers. What I have done, and do every time now after one incident like this, is when I leave I take a hard right turn. There is an exit on the side. Then, depending on whether there is any known heat I walk to my car or I walk around the building and then to my car.

Once when I was there two LE rookies tried to come in, Mama would not let them and after a shitstorm of Korean talk between her and my attendent, I was tossed out. I went right, talked to the guys smoking outside the side exit, and strolled to my car. LE had two vans and various personnel out front. They eyeballed me hard, but could not do anything.