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Wow!
WOW BH talk about a stroke of luck lol! Well you should ask her if she needs more business would love to help her out :)
[QUOTE=Banger Hard]Was on my way to lunch on summer, thinking about meeting a friend or two when I saw this freakin hot-as-hell looking woman at the gas station. Pulled by the pump next to her and waited for the look, and sure enough she asked if I knew anywhere to find cheaper gas. She was fully proportioned, but very small. not malnurished or anything, short and easy on the eyes. Almost midget type, except that she wasn't. Told her I knew how she could fill up her tank, and she invited me to follow her home. Drove to a nice neighborhood and we went inside. No negotiating, she just told me to not forget about her gas and then jumped me. Sucked dick like she had been missing it for months, then climbed on top and used my cock like a crowbar, working it back and forth until she had a fully penetrated comfortable fit. Tiny snatch but very accomodating. Panted and moaned like a possed woman... looked like her eyes were going to pop out when she came. She needed a minute to continue, so she licked herself off me while catching her breath and then proceeded to let me hit it every way imaginable, including spins, headstands, you name it.
Said she was 32 and gave me the digits but asked that I not pass them out. Too much of a freak to be innocent, but I don't think she prowls regularly. Had pics of family and kids on the walls, exc so who knows. Left .3 for gas on the nightstand, and she texted me later thanking me for helping her out and reminding me to come by anytime. I'll work on asking her to take referrals... next time I'll see if she is bi - maybe some of my friends here might want to set up a double (you bring your favorite and I'll bring mine)
Was not able to make it to lunch :-)[/QUOTE]
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Wow
[QUOTE=Banger Hard]Was on my way to lunch on summer, thinking about meeting a friend or two when I saw this freakin hot-as-hell looking woman at the gas station. Pulled by the pump next to her and waited for the look, and sure enough she asked if I knew anywhere to find cheaper gas. She was fully proportioned, but very small. not malnurished or anything, short and easy on the eyes. Almost midget type, except that she wasn't. Told her I knew how she could fill up her tank, and she invited me to follow her home. Drove to a nice neighborhood and we went inside. No negotiating, she just told me to not forget about her gas and then jumped me. Sucked dick like she had been missing it for months, then climbed on top and used my cock like a crowbar, working it back and forth until she had a fully penetrated comfortable fit. Tiny snatch but very accomodating. Panted and moaned like a possed woman... looked like her eyes were going to pop out when she came. She needed a minute to continue, so she licked herself off me while catching her breath and then proceeded to let me hit it every way imaginable, including spins, headstands, you name it.
Said she was 32 and gave me the digits but asked that I not pass them out. Too much of a freak to be innocent, but I don't think she prowls regularly. Had pics of family and kids on the walls, exc so who knows. Left .3 for gas on the nightstand, and she texted me later thanking me for helping her out and reminding me to come by anytime. I'll work on asking her to take referrals... next time I'll see if she is bi - maybe some of my friends here might want to set up a double (you bring your favorite and I'll bring mine)
Was not able to make it to lunch :-)[/QUOTE]
I got one.
bc
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Gas can
[QUOTE=Banger Hard]Was on my way to lunch on summer, thinking about meeting a friend or two when I saw this freakin hot-as-hell looking woman at the gas station. Pulled by the pump next to her and waited for the look, and sure enough she asked if I knew anywhere to find cheaper gas. She was fully proportioned, but very small. not malnurished or anything, short and easy on the eyes. Almost midget type, except that she wasn't. Told her I knew how she could fill up her tank, and she invited me to follow her home. Drove to a nice neighborhood and we went inside. No negotiating, she just told me to not forget about her gas and then jumped me. Sucked dick like she had been missing it for months, then climbed on top and used my cock like a crowbar, working it back and forth until she had a fully penetrated comfortable fit. Tiny snatch but very accomodating. Panted and moaned like a possed woman... looked like her eyes were going to pop out when she came. She needed a minute to continue, so she licked herself off me while catching her breath and then proceeded to let me hit it every way imaginable, including spins, headstands, you name it.
Said she was 32 and gave me the digits but asked that I not pass them out. Too much of a freak to be innocent, but I don't think she prowls regularly. Had pics of family and kids on the walls, exc so who knows. Left .3 for gas on the nightstand, and she texted me later thanking me for helping her out and reminding me to come by anytime. I'll work on asking her to take referrals... next time I'll see if she is bi - maybe some of my friends here might want to set up a double (you bring your favorite and I'll bring mine)
Was not able to make it to lunch :-)[/QUOTE]
Time to start carrying the old gas can in the truck again ;-) If not that, I'm getting $5 gas gift cards to pass out!
Just noticed I hit 100 posts! Look out BC, i'll be up to your number by the time Christmas rolls around.....Christmas 2018 that is.
TT
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Waiting
[QUOTE=Tim Tom]Time to start carrying the old gas can in the truck again ;-) If not that, I'm getting $5 gas gift cards to pass out!
Just noticed I hit 100 posts! Look out BC, i'll be up to your number by the time Christmas rolls around.....Christmas 2018 that is.
TT[/QUOTE]
Well I keep waiting on you. You need to make a run with me and have several blow out your pipes. You are traveling kinda slow. Well thats all I can say at this time about today.
Uncle Booty
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Gas
[QUOTE=Banger Hard]Was on my way to lunch on summer, thinking about meeting a friend or two when I saw this freakin hot-as-hell looking woman at the gas station. Pulled by the pump next to her and waited for the look, and sure enough she asked if I knew anywhere to find cheaper gas. She was fully proportioned, but very small. not malnurished or anything, short and easy on the eyes. Almost midget type, except that she wasn't. Told her I knew how she could fill up her tank, and she invited me to follow her home. Drove to a nice neighborhood and we went inside. No negotiating, she just told me to not forget about her gas and then jumped me. Sucked dick like she had been missing it for months, then climbed on top and used my cock like a crowbar, working it back and forth until she had a fully penetrated comfortable fit. Tiny snatch but very accomodating. Panted and moaned like a possed woman... looked like her eyes were going to pop out when she came. She needed a minute to continue, so she licked herself off me while catching her breath and then proceeded to let me hit it every way imaginable, including spins, headstands, you name it.
Said she was 32 and gave me the digits but asked that I not pass them out. Too much of a freak to be innocent, but I don't think she prowls regularly. Had pics of family and kids on the walls, exc so who knows. Left .3 for gas on the nightstand, and she texted me later thanking me for helping her out and reminding me to come by anytime. I'll work on asking her to take referrals... next time I'll see if she is bi - maybe some of my friends here might want to set up a double (you bring your favorite and I'll bring mine)
Was not able to make it to lunch :-)[/QUOTE]
Damn BH, nice find. You'll have ol BC wanting to open a gas station next. Think he already has a resturant and a rental company not to mention being a handyman on the side. Always a suprise what a guy can find if he has a nose for it.....
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Damn BC
Didn't know you were a handyman..........(making list now).
Thanks for lunch today, and it was nice meeting you Concretedriver!!!!
[QUOTE=Steve4]Damn BH, nice find. You'll have ol BC wanting to open a gas station next. Think he already has a resturant and a rental company not to mention being a handyman on the side. Always a suprise what a guy can find if he has a nose for it.....[/QUOTE]
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Handy
[QUOTE=Tammy4u]Didn't know you were a handyman..........(making list now).
Thanks for lunch today, and it was nice meeting you Concretedriver!!!![/QUOTE]
I'm a jack of all trades. Steve is jealous where my nose has been. Next lunch we have is gonna buffett at the Y.
Love you
Uncle Booty
Yes I bought a new gas can today. I'm going trolling for her soon as I find out who she is.
BC
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Jack Of All Trades!
BC Thank God you are there for all Memphis women and their needs :)
QUOTE=BootyCall]I'm a jack of all trades. Steve is jealous where my nose has been. Next lunch we have is gonna buffett at the Y.
Love you
Uncle Booty
Yes I bought a new gas can today. I'm going trolling for her soon as I find out who she is.
BC[/QUOTE]
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Mid TN options
Anyone know of any action near Bolivar / Selmer / Henderson area? hunting season is cumming up and would love to mix business with pleasure.
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Lesson Learned
If this is some sort of "get back at ya" lesson then I have been schooled. EVERY appointment I have scheduled over the last three weeks has cancelled at the last minute. There was a report about my scheduling problems and now it seems to have turned into a game of cat and mouse. I stand by my opinion that a provider cancelling on a hobbiest is not as bad as a hobbiest cancelling on a provider. At least not my caliber of provider. I make time for you. I make sure that I am clean and pretty. I make sure that my place is comfortable and safe. I do alot to give you the best experience. I am not a $30 skank at the gas pump. You may be out some time or some gas when I cancel but it does not compare to what I am out when YOU don't show up! Please keep in mind that this report is based on several recent cancellations and I'm a bit pissed. Due to this recent "problem" I am going to offer ALL who are interested a MAJOR discount. I feel the need to prove myself and "screw you" to those who felt the need to teach me a lesson. I look forward to hearing from all of you. I may have shot myself in the foot or I may have given many men a chance. No references needed if you are a senior member.
Kisses,
Melissa
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[QUOTE=BootyCall]I'm a jack of all trades. Steve is jealous where my nose has been. Next lunch we have is gonna buffett at the Y.
Love you
Uncle Booty
Yes I bought a new gas can today. I'm going trolling for her soon as I find out who she is.
BC[/QUOTE]You got that right. Set up a lunch with Tammy4U and then sent me on a rescue mission. You were afraid I'd get into your dessert menu. That's ok, you did send me on a very special mission that resulted in a pretty nice after dinner mint..... however T4U would have been a real nice treat as well. Been wanting to meet her again for a long time but you been keeping me broke and busy....LOL
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[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]If this is some sort of "get back at ya" lesson then I have been schooled. EVERY appointment I have scheduled over the last three weeks has cancelled at the last minute. There was a report about my scheduling problems and now it seems to have turned into a game of cat and mouse. I stand by my opinion that a provider cancelling on a hobbiest is not as bad as a hobbiest cancelling on a provider. At least not my caliber of provider. I make time for you. I make sure that I am clean and pretty. I make sure that my place is comfortable and safe. I do alot to give you the best experience. I am not a $30 skank at the gas pump. You may be out some time or some gas when I cancel but it does not compare to what I am out when YOU don't show up! Please keep in mind that this report is based on several recent cancellations and I'm a bit pissed. Due to this recent "problem" I am going to offer ALL who are interested a MAJOR discount. I feel the need to prove myself and "screw you" to those who felt the need to teach me a lesson. I look forward to hearing from all of you. I may have shot myself in the foot or I may have given many men a chance. No references needed if you are a senior member.
Kisses,
Melissa[/QUOTE]
Ok I'm in! I will be back in town tomorrow and will be looking for some "Sweet" time before the weekend is thru!
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[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]If this is some sort of "get back at ya" lesson then I have been schooled. EVERY appointment I have scheduled over the last three weeks has cancelled at the last minute. There was a report about my scheduling problems and now it seems to have turned into a game of cat and mouse. I stand by my opinion that a provider cancelling on a hobbiest is not as bad as a hobbiest cancelling on a provider. At least not my caliber of provider. I make time for you. I make sure that I am clean and pretty. I make sure that my place is comfortable and safe. I do alot to give you the best experience. I am not a $30 skank at the gas pump. You may be out some time or some gas when I cancel but it does not compare to what I am out when YOU don't show up! Please keep in mind that this report is based on several recent cancellations and I'm a bit pissed. Due to this recent "problem" I am going to offer ALL who are interested a MAJOR discount. I feel the need to prove myself and "screw you" to those who felt the need to teach me a lesson. I look forward to hearing from all of you. I may have shot myself in the foot or I may have given many men a chance. No references needed if you are a senior member.
Kisses,
Melissa[/QUOTE]
I completely agree that it's different. It does suck when you get cancelled at the last second. It's not a big deal for the hobbyest who's just having fun as opposed to it being your job! I'v never seen you because I thought your process was too hard. Hopefully everyone cancelling on you is just a coinkydink that won't last much longer. Goodluck
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Hey
[QUOTE=Steve4]You got that right. Set up a lunch with Tammy4U and then sent me on a rescue mission. You were afraid I'd get into your dessert menu. That's ok, you did send me on a very special mission that resulted in a pretty nice after dinner mint..... however T4U would have been a real nice treat as well. Been wanting to meet her again for a long time but you been keeping me broke and busy....LOL[/QUOTE]
Somebodies got to do it. Might as well be you. Got a new number, guess you don't want it. lol lol
BC
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Midgit like
[QUOTE=Banger Hard]Was on my way to lunch on summer, thinking about meeting a friend or two when I saw this freakin hot-as-hell looking woman at the gas station. Pulled by the pump next to her and waited for the look, and sure enough she asked if I knew anywhere to find cheaper gas. She was fully proportioned, but very small. not malnurished or anything, short and easy on the eyes. Almost midget type, except that she wasn't. Told her I knew how she could fill up her tank, and she invited me to follow her home. Drove to a nice neighborhood and we went inside. No negotiating, she just told me to not forget about her gas and then jumped me. Sucked dick like she had been missing it for months, then climbed on top and used my cock like a crowbar, working it back and forth until she had a fully penetrated comfortable fit. Tiny snatch but very accomodating. Panted and moaned like a possed woman... looked like her eyes were going to pop out when she came. She needed a minute to continue, so she licked herself off me while catching her breath and then proceeded to let me hit it every way imaginable, including spins, headstands, you name it.
Said she was 32 and gave me the digits but asked that I not pass them out. Too much of a freak to be innocent, but I don't think she prowls regularly. Had pics of family and kids on the walls, exc so who knows. Left .3 for gas on the nightstand, and she texted me later thanking me for helping her out and reminding me to come by anytime. I'll work on asking her to take referrals... next time I'll see if she is bi - maybe some of my friends here might want to set up a double (you bring your favorite and I'll bring mine)
Was not able to make it to lunch :-)[/QUOTE]Well me missed you at lunch. It was really nice to meet Tammy4u though. You should have brought her to lunch. That size is right up my alley.
If she decides to let her number get out please let me know.
Concrete
