Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;5244393]You do not jog home, you need to use extra cart for a few days. The worst part is the stitches can itch. Surgical surgical discomfort is about same level as having a cavity filled.

The post vasectomy testing must be done more than once. I know a man whose vasectomy failed after about 3 years. He discovered the issue because his new girlfriend wouldn't go BB until tested again. One in 600 fail, not a lot unless it is you.[/QUOTE]I got mine done during Bike week and rode my bike to the doctor's office to get the vasectomy and left there straight to Daytona. Never had any issues at all. Mine was a one post test deal. Tested, got a 0 count and never went back. I have heard of it growing back, but that's due to how it's done. Some doctors just snip it and put clips on. Those may grow back. Mine took about an inch of the tube out so no chance of it growing back together. It's literally one snip maybe an eighth inch on each side requiring one stitch each. So yeah, if I can ride my Harley 60 miles to Daytona and walk Main street all day and night without an issue, you may not want to jog, but it's really nothing other than piece of mind. Best thing I ever did. Several friends have gotten them done and gone straight to work without issue. I wish they had done mine at birth LOL. Woulda saved me a bunch of shit in my life.

Anyone try this one out yet any reports?

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You clearly had the Tom Brady of urologists. Consider yourself fortunate. Pain, swelling, ice and a bag of frozen peas are usually part of the deal. Although firing blanks is a nice lift.

[QUOTE=NutSoup;5242586]A vasectomy only makes you not make babies. Nothing else changes. Takes 30 minutes total with a quick shave by a hopefully cute nurse. (No happy ending LOL) Doesn't hurt at all, and you could literally jog home after. Then one visit with a self made cup of batter for testing and it's done. Never worry about making babies again.[/QUOTE]

Hey why'll! Any suggestions for recommendations on places or ladies to visit who has provided or is known for their sloppy blowjob / deepthroat specialties? I'm wondering what the costs of duos are or if anyone can make any suggestions or point me in the right direction? Any good experiences or feedback appreciated!

Would like to know how old is Linda? Also how is she built? I've seen reports of her but want to know more before I go visit. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Opus1984;5244651]You clearly had the Tom Brady of urologists. Consider yourself fortunate. Pain, swelling, ice and a bag of frozen peas are usually part of the deal. Although firing blanks is a nice lift.[/QUOTE]I was sore for more than a week and needed ice also, but, not having to worry about unwanted pregnancies made it worth it.

[QUOTE=PeacefuLurker6;5244662]Hey why'll! Any suggestions for recommendations on places or ladies to visit who has provided or is known for their sloppy blowjob / deepthroat specialties? I'm wondering what the costs of duos are or if anyone can make any suggestions or point me in the right direction? Any good experiences or feedback appreciated![/QUOTE]For the sloppy dt my vote would be Tiffany either at King or Nds. The price for a duo will vary. An extra $ at King or Nds, so $340. Not sure at Mc but probably Double money or $400. Never asked there. If I could get that for $300 at Mc I would do it every week LOL. Especially if the girls were into each other. Sorry about the numbers but for some reason it won't let you put more than 2 $ at a time.

[QUOTE=DrWilly;5239156]Do the girls at U-Massage wear masks the entire session[/QUOTE]Seems no one else replied to this. From my two experiences the girls lower or take off the mask once they get in the room. The second time I went the girl did lots of French kissing.

[QUOTE=PeacefuLurker6;5244662]Hey why'll! Any suggestions for recommendations on places or ladies to visit who has provided or is known for their sloppy blowjob / deepthroat specialties? I'm wondering what the costs of duos are or if anyone can make any suggestions or point me in the right direction? Any good experiences or feedback appreciated![/QUOTE]There are a few good ones out there. Redhead Tiffany, Nikki in Apopka (not sure if she's still around), but my atf is Jersey.

Tiffany is out in Altamonte and is currently posting. Nikki can't find her anywhere. Jersey posts but hit her up through DM on here and do the screening, it's worth it.

[QUOTE=Jjgixxer;5244682]Would like to know how old is Linda? Also how is she built? I've seen reports of her but want to know more before I go visit. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Looks wise, she is nothing special. Probably late 40's. Gives a great deep tissue and sensual ending though.

[QUOTE=WestcoastRydah;5244689]I was sore for more than a week and needed ice also, but, not having to worry about unwanted pregnancies made it worth it.[/QUOTE]I made the mistake of going out and banging the physco firecracker I was seeing at the time within 24 hrs, big mistake balls were battered and bruised for a while and had random swelling and pains for a couple of months.

[QUOTE=StrideOrbit;5239469]I was just there today. Mickey is not doing massage right now-she'll be back to work next week and Yumi is leaving in a few days so get it in while you have the chance. Yumi is not tiny but she's still smaller and tight.[/QUOTE]Well crap, Yumi is leaving? That sucks and not in a good way.

[QUOTE=Plex10;5230658]Don't know the name, but has anyone recently visited the spa in Apopka? Probably not I assume. Its not a TOP spa by a longshot in regards to what's offered and women (not speaking from experience). Anyway, I would love to visit the big names but unfortunately I don't see those opportunities in my future. SO this location is the most feasible, but before considering I wanted to some updated intel if possible.

Thanks if anything.[/QUOTE]I haven't been out there for a while, but there are several reviews if you search for "Kate massage. " Nothing recent though, so you may have to TOFTT and report back.

[QUOTE=RufustFirefly;5245370]I haven't been out there for a while, but there are several reviews if you search for "Kate massage. " Nothing recent though, so you may have to TOFTT and report back.[/QUOTE]I may have to but I'd rather not. I'd prefer my first AMP to not be subpar or below. Yeah I know the other big names are a better bang for buck a higher cost but those locations are more difficult so was hoping this location would suffice.

[QUOTE=HOD415;5241736]After several positive reviews for you Massage I decided to check it out. I got there around 3 pm and it wasn't very busy. I was greeted by Jenny and she led me back to the room and asked if I wanted a TS, I said, "yes". Jenny tells me to get undressed then leaves. I was thinking I hit the jackpot because I really wanted Jenny. A few minutes later another girl comes in and asks if I'm ready then takes me into the shower room. She kept her clothes on the entire time and the TS was very mechanical with no bonuses, took about 4 min for the whole thing. I was thinking maybe she's just helping out with TS duty hence the not so good service. After the shower I dry myself off and there's no mouth wash offer (WTF?) We get back to the room and the girl says, "face down on the table, hang on baby", then she leaves. At this point I wasn't sure if she would be back or if Jenny was coming back. After about 5 min. The girl comes back and at this time I figure she's doing the massage so I ask her name and she tells me Yuki; or is it you-ki or maybe You-ki, anyway. She starts off with the "massage", it's more like pinching me all over in a massage-like fashion, not very pleasant. After a couple minutes she asks if I want it softer and I say, "yes". Yuki then just starts running the palms of her hands all over my back side, no funny business at all. After 10 min or so she asks me to turn over and resumes the hand rubbing thing for a few more minutes. Yuki then asks me if I want HJ and I say no, FS, she says, you want everything baby, and I say yes, she tells me $. 6 and I hand over the Mario's, she says, I'll be right back. After about 5 min she comes back and starts off with standing BBJ that was ok for about 2 min. After the blood gets flowing she gets up on the table and gets into position for 69, BBJ isn't really anything exciting but Yuki does have a nice labia which I liked sucking and pulling on. 69 goes on for a little less than 10 min and then Yuki goes over to the table to get the wrapper and I tell her no and hand her my own. Yuki wraps me up and starts of with a lack luster CG for about 5-6 min then asks if I want to get on top, we switch places and Yuki gets into mish. We do mish for a several minutes than she asks if I want to "do dog", I say yes..[/QUOTE]Next time, while in the shower, ask somewhat innocently "are you going to do a body to body in the shower today?" She'll probably respond with something like, "Oh, you want that?" Just yell her, "Yes, please" and she should comply. That's happened to me a couple of times in the shower room. It let's them know what you're looking for.

Shaggy.