Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jlttow;5241441]Where's Mona working went by King today they said she wasn't working.[/QUOTE]Mona wasn't at NDS today. I saw 3 new girls i've never seen before.

My my way to the new team Kiko location and I was pleasantly surprised. The place has obviously been remodeled since the last time I was there which was nice. Kilo met me at the door and as we were walking to the room Candy was walking up the hallway towards us. When she sees it was me she yelled "my husband ". Ran up and gave me a big kiss and ran her hand down my pants grabbing my already semi hard cock and she said "I want you to feed me breakfast so at that point I had to have her. Had a crazy time in the TS and that is where I fed her breakfast. There wasn't anyone else there yet so we took our time and I was eating my breakfast right there in the TS room. Wasn't sure if we were ever going to actually make it to the room. But when we finally did I bent her over the table and started pounding the hell out of this girl. Turned her around for some standing mish and I felt round 2 of her breakfast cumming so I spun her around pulled off the hat and fed her again. She looked up at me and thanked me for feeding her twice. So Milk Massage definitely lived up to its name as I was thoroughly milked!!

After several positive reviews for you Massage I decided to check it out. I got there around 3 pm and it wasn't very busy. I was greeted by Jenny and she led me back to the room and asked if I wanted a TS, I said, "yes". Jenny tells me to get undressed then leaves. I was thinking I hit the jackpot because I really wanted Jenny. A few minutes later another girl comes in and asks if I'm ready then takes me into the shower room. She kept her clothes on the entire time and the TS was very mechanical with no bonuses, took about 4 min for the whole thing. I was thinking maybe she's just helping out with TS duty hence the not so good service. After the shower I dry myself off and there's no mouth wash offer (WTF?) We get back to the room and the girl says, "face down on the table, hang on baby", then she leaves. At this point I wasn't sure if she would be back or if Jenny was coming back. After about 5 min. The girl comes back and at this time I figure she's doing the massage so I ask her name and she tells me Yuki; or is it you-ki or maybe You-ki, anyway. She starts off with the "massage", it's more like pinching me all over in a massage-like fashion, not very pleasant. After a couple minutes she asks if I want it softer and I say, "yes". Yuki then just starts running the palms of her hands all over my back side, no funny business at all. After 10 min or so she asks me to turn over and resumes the hand rubbing thing for a few more minutes. Yuki then asks me if I want HJ and I say no, FS, she says, you want everything baby, and I say yes, she tells me $. 6 and I hand over the Mario's, she says, I'll be right back. After about 5 min she comes back and starts off with standing BBJ that was ok for about 2 min. After the blood gets flowing she gets up on the table and gets into position for 69, BBJ isn't really anything exciting but Yuki does have a nice labia which I liked sucking and pulling on. 69 goes on for a little less than 10 min and then Yuki goes over to the table to get the wrapper and I tell her no and hand her my own. Yuki wraps me up and starts of with a lack luster CG for about 5-6 min then asks if I want to get on top, we switch places and Yuki gets into mish. We do mish for a several minutes than she asks if I want to "do dog", I say yes. Yuki gets on all fours and I slide it in behind her. I'm not sure what it is with some of these girls but they will push to the right while thrusting and it's really awkward, it's difficult to get a rhythm when off center, so this is what Yuki does. During the doggie I force her to stay on center and get a good rhythm going. We stay in K9 until I fill the wrapper. Yuki then cleans me up and once again leaves the room to return a few minutes later. When Yuki returned she finished off the hr. With a weak 10 min massage.

Yuki is ok looking, about 5'1", probably about 120 lbs with DD breasts. There was not much kissing until the end and she really didn't get into other than saying "oh yes" a lot. Certainly not worth the $. 6. Not sure if I will return to UM considering it's too far for me to travel for so-so service. If I want something that is just ok, there's lots of options closer to me. I have better sex with my doll at home and she's a lot better looking than Yuki and better body too, js.

[QUOTE=Jlttow;5241441]Where's Mona working went by King today they said she wasn't working.[/QUOTE]Mona left the end of Feb. , she'll be back towards the end of March.

[QUOTE=HOD415;5240851]Yeah, after my first kid I got a vasectomy. If you're over 40 just do it![/QUOTE]I like turning them into a glazed donut"!

[QUOTE=WawaMan;5242395]I like turning them into a glazed donut"![/QUOTE]You can still cum if you have a vasectomy! We like to say RTFF in here, but, please do some research before you type man, geez LOL at this one.

[QUOTE=WawaMan;5242395]I like turning them into a glazed donut"![/QUOTE]A vasectomy only makes you not make babies. Nothing else changes. Takes 30 minutes total with a quick shave by a hopefully cute nurse. (No happy ending LOL) Doesn't hurt at all, and you could literally jog home after. Then one visit with a self made cup of batter for testing and it's done. Never worry about making babies again.

[QUOTE=WestcoastRydah;5242562]You can still cum if you have a vasectomy! We like to say RTFF in here, but, please do some research before you type man, geez LOL at this one.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I know, but I don't get a chance to use that line much.

I too thought it was funny as shit the first time I heard it.

[QUOTE=WawaMan;5242395]I like turning them into a glazed donut"![/QUOTE]Dude, It's like a pistol, still fires, but it fires blanks.

[QUOTE=Craiglyszt;5242887]Dude, It's like a pistol, still fires, but it fires blanks.[/QUOTE]Thank you Craiglyszt!

Alright well this one is kind of funny but ends up with finding a new place I guess.

In this dream every so often I get legit massages a good therapist can really heal a aching body. After many years of searching a found a place a few years ago called fl massage spa off 17-9X Tina was my therapist there very religious family kids all that No hint of extra's at this place ever. Didn't go there for that. Anyways saw Tina a bunch she would heal me for months. Move out of the area I'm not able to go there anymore for about a year. Fast forward to today. I'm in the area and I want to go see my old friend Tina at fl massage and spa. I call up first red flag is that the number I call now says "Spring spa" Ok. Call up ask if she is there. In typical non English the response is "Tina yes open now come you" 2nd red flag. I might just be dumb because I should of known at that point that it wasn't legit but my back has been killing me and Tina was actually one of the best therapist I ever seen. So I head out.

I get there walk in place has been completely remodeled. Dark. Window is super small 3rd red flag. What were all used too here pretty much. Out comes a tiny Asian maybe 40-50 years old. I ask if Tina is here she says "yes me Tina" I say ok. Hint. Its not Tina well at least not the Tina I have seen for legit massages. At this point I'm just like fuck it and I go with it. In the dream I dreamt of fairly good job on a massage better then most AMP's. To my shock she had tiny b maybe c cup implants. I had already unloaded twice this morning so there was no chance of her working one out of me but I figured fuck it fun to let her try and she did but couldn't make it happen. Nothing on her. More seemed to be on the menu. A+ for effort and care C probably for looks.

TLDR; Going to a old place for a legit professional massage I guess they were bought out turned into a jack shack renamed to Spring spa on 17/9X in Casselberry.

[QUOTE=NutSoup;5242586]A vasectomy only makes you not make babies. Nothing else changes. Takes 30 minutes total with a quick shave by a hopefully cute nurse. (No happy ending LOL) Doesn't hurt at all, and you could literally jog home after. Then one visit with a self made cup of batter for testing and it's done. Never worry about making babies again.[/QUOTE]"Jog home after?" Uh, no. There's a reason they are usually done on Fridays the procedure takes 30 minutes but you will be sore for the weekend. Doc said use it as an excuse to sit around and watch sports all weekend and have your beers brought to you. I was told to wear a jockstrap to prevent movement and additional soreness. I only wore tighty whiteys and paid for it with soreness longer than the weekend.

Yes it's totally worth the one weekend payment.

No you will not jog home afterwards or have sex for a few days.

I visited last week and went to New Day and Milk after reading your reports.

NDS. Annie (or Anna). This was her first day ever working, but after some practice, she's probably going to be a star. 20's, petite, natural B's, full of energy. She told me that her day had been confusing and she was still figuring things out and learning. There was a lot of nervous small talk. Nice preview BJ and RIM in the shower but it was more going thru the motions. Once we got back to the room, she was getting more comfortable and agressive and that youthful energy was on display as she rode for a while mixing in LFK before we switched up to stand mish so I could take advantage of the mirrors. I ask her to finish with a BJ and she hopped on the edge of the table and pulled the cover off but didn't know what to do at the finish. She ended up pulling me out and finishing in her hand while keeping the table from catching any stray shots. She seems willing and excited to please but just needs to get up to speed.

Milk. Yumi. An all-around pro and a great experience. The shower was just was wash and I was concerned about the extras but once in the room, Yumi had me laying face down and was stabbing away with her tongue. She turned me over and got into 69 where she was pretty vocal before going to the main event and giving me tons of compliments. Some DFK before for going to standing mish and K9. Then she said those magical words, "Do you want to cum in my mouth? Overall, solid performance and she makes you feel like your a stud.

You guys have a great value to the performance situation going on down here. Thanks for all the info.

[QUOTE=NutSoup;5242586]A vasectomy only makes you not make babies. Nothing else changes. Takes 30 minutes total with a quick shave by a hopefully cute nurse. (No happy ending LOL) Doesn't hurt at all, and you could literally jog home after. Then one visit with a self made cup of batter for testing and it's done. Never worry about making babies again.[/QUOTE]You do not jog home, you need to use extra care for a few days. The worst part is the stitches can itch. Surgical discomfort is about same level as having a cavity filled.

The post vasectomy testing must be done more than once. I know a man whose vasectomy failed after about 3 years. He discovered the issue because his new girlfriend wouldn't go BB until tested again. One in 600 fail, not a lot unless it is you.

Yea I definitely got a good crack up about that one.

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