[QUOTE=F Blaster; 1315976]24. Open all night. Uniforms.
Get it? It's a rib.
BTW, at those places you mentioned, you won't be sniffing any yonis.[/QUOTE]What's the address?
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[QUOTE=F Blaster; 1315976]24. Open all night. Uniforms.
Get it? It's a rib.
BTW, at those places you mentioned, you won't be sniffing any yonis.[/QUOTE]What's the address?
Have any of you guys met this lady? I'm considering calling her. [url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/2697832861.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Yoni Sniffer;1316100]What's the address?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=F Blaster; 1315976]24. Open all night. Uniforms.
Get it? It's a rib.
BTW, at those places you mentioned, you won't be sniffing any yonis.[/QUOTE]WTF is a rib?
[QUOTE=Yoni Sniffer;1316100]What's the address?[/QUOTE]It's the police station. 24 as in 24th precinct. Open all night. Uniforms. NOW do you get it?
Having to explain it takes the fun out of it. Raoul, you owe me one.
[QUOTE=F Blaster; 1316195]It's the police station. 24 as in 24th precinct. Open all night. Uniforms. NOW do you get it?
Having to explain it takes the fun out of it. Raoul, you owe me one.[/QUOTE]Hahaha! Touche! It took me awhile to get the joke, probably because I wanted there to be an awesome MP located there.
Hysterical.
Sorry, bro. Use tineye to verify your images. The photo to that ad links to the following.
(Nice looking, though)
[url]http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/77006018[/url]
[QUOTE=Yoni Sniffer; 1316101]Have any of you guys met this lady? I'm considering calling her.
[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/2697832861.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Ha ha ha, fblaster you know your KS well.
[QUOTE=F Blaster; 1315976]24. Open all night. Uniforms.
Get it? It's a rib.
BTW, at those places you mentioned, you won't be sniffing any yonis.[/QUOTE]
Picture is stolen and there are no another site reviews. I'd avoid.
[QUOTE=Yoni Sniffer; 1316101]Have any of you guys met this lady? I'm considering calling her.
[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/2697832861.html[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JesusLovesMe; 1316203]Hahaha! Touche! It took me awhile to get the joke, probably because I wanted there to be an awesome MP located there.
Hysterical.[/QUOTE]Touche is the name of the bar next door. Check it out.
[QUOTE=Yoni Sniffer;1316772]Touche is the name of the bar next door. Check it out.[/QUOTE]That's the place with the rainbow flag, right?
[QUOTE=Krackerjack;1313609]Gurnee seems to have a few TGTBT firecrackers.[/QUOTE]They do? Where? All I've seen up here are hotel gals, that come and go. There are a coupld of A Apts, near by.
Since the Lisunia's bust (thank you Barney Fief, err. Tom Dart).
Anyone see or hear from any of the girls?
PM me if you must
So I went to the place that Raoul recommended on Clark and it turned out it was not a MP at all, so those who were looking for intel off that post, ignore it. I walked in and up to the desk and asked for a massage like he told me to, and the guy there (a cop, no less) chuckled, said "Did Raoul send you here?" and then told me to get lost and that I'm lucky he didn't arrest me.
Oh well.
Hello, all.
I'm looking for a cmt type massage with a he like I used to get from brandy of massagebybrandy. Any 411 on
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/stop-wasting-your-money-on-bad-massages-by-fakes-voted-best-latest-review/9458171[/url]
Please I'm me any info.
Thanks,
Jackie
Horrible experience on my 2nd visit there. Ann is labeled 25 yrs old. But bad attitude and rude. A place like this you hope for a decent mass at least & any extras a plus. Avoid Ann.
1st time I went I saw Lulu. She is in her late 30s / early 40s but the sweetest thing and gave and incredible massage. Hands roamed very free.
I may go back to try Jenny but I lulu is great.
[QUOTE=TonyAndolleni; 1317993]Horrible experience on my 2nd visit there. Ann is labeled 25 yrs old. But bad attitude and rude. A place like this you hope for a decent mass at least & any extras a plus. Avoid Ann.
1st time I went I saw Lulu. She is in her late 30s / early 40s but the sweetest thing and gave and incredible massage. Hands roamed very free.
I may go back to try Jenny but I lulu is great.[/QUOTE]Where you been, tony! (wait, you're tony my PM hobbie bud, right?). If so, PM me, I have a great girl for you! I know what you like and you're target $. Great find.
[QUOTE=TailChaser2; 1317670]So I went to the place that Raoul recommended on Clark and it turned out it was not a MP at all, so those who were looking for intel off that post, ignore it. I walked in and up to the desk and asked for a massage like he told me to, and the guy there (a cop, no less) chuckled, said "Did Raoul send you here?" and then told me to get lost and that I'm lucky he didn't arrest me.
Oh well.[/QUOTE]Are you an idiot or just disingenous?
-Vazooli
[QUOTE=TailChaser2; 1317670]So I went to the place that Raoul recommended on Clark and it turned out it was not a MP at all, so those who were looking for intel off that post, ignore it. I walked in and up to the desk and asked for a massage like he told me to, and the guy there (a cop, no less) chuckled, said "Did Raoul send you here?" and then told me to get lost and that I'm lucky he didn't arrest me.
Oh well.[/QUOTE]What's next?
[QUOTE=TailChaser2; 1317670]So I went to the place that Raoul recommended on Clark and it turned out it was not a MP at all, so those who were looking for intel off that post, ignore it. I walked in and up to the desk and asked for a massage like he told me to, and the guy there (a cop, no less) chuckled, said "Did Raoul send you here?" and then told me to get lost and that I'm lucky he didn't arrest me.
Oh well.[/QUOTE]WTF? That was just dumb, dumb, dumb. Raoul was right to do that to you. RTFF and provide info, but you just don't come on here with your 1st post asking for info; you do that and mongers here think you're LEO, and that doesn't do you any good.
[QUOTE=Nighthawk55;1153103][url]http://www.cityofchicago.org/city/en/depts/bacp/supp_info/weekly_hearing_schedules.html[/url][/QUOTE]Checking this week's hearings, looks like Zeus on Montrose and City Massage (for the umpteenth time it seems) are in trouble. Hopefully they'll fight it to the end and prevail.
Hi, may be I am a newbe here in this forum, as I am not visiting the States that often. But I am a "senior member" in the another forum with many contributions including pictures. Now, coming to Chicago, I need your help to find a good MP quite near to my hotel (500 North Rush St) next week. As my female partner is with me it's not possible to stray around in this city on my first visit, there's only short time left for my hobby.
Anyone to help me? (in return I can help you in some other countries in the world. Just let me know).
Have fun!
Been here a couple times and it's been totally legit but they do give great massages and have the best looking girls I've experienced so I keep going back every once in a while. This visit I was pleasantly surprised. While on my stomach as she was massaging my legs and butt, I lifted my ass a little to give her some room and she started to massage the boys which got me aroused. On the flip she continued to massage my stomach and I thought she was going in to finish the job but then she moved my hands over for a self finish. No mention of a tip or anything like that so I figured why not. I tried to roam but she wouldn't allow anything more then touching her ass. Overall it was solid. Seniors pm for more info. The girl who works the front desk is such a hottie.
[QUOTE=OPIllini;1318325]Checking this week's hearings, looks like Zeus on Montrose and City Massage (for the umpteenth time it seems) are in trouble. Hopefully they'll fight it to the end and prevail.[/QUOTE]This might explain my recent strikeouts at City Massage.
Made two trips in quick succession (one on a Tuesday one on a Thursday,) had the same provider of standard mp stock. On the first visit, I got all the usual signs that options would be available next time without actually hearing the words. The second visit went very much the same as the first. I wrote the place off as a tease because I've been around the block long enough to be confident that I'm sending the right signals without being blatant. Oh well. You win some, you lose some.
[QUOTE=Jakeass; 1315219]Mongers.
Staying in Northbrook for this week and with the drastic changes in weather really needed a thepeutic massage. Since tats is promoting a 45 special called and scheduled. Was asked for anyone in particular and said just make sure she is nice and strong (I usually request either of the three I know personally) but really just wanted a good massage was not in the mood for anything else. Scheduled appointment for 1pm during lunch break. I get there and try the door and its locked. Went back to front and waited and called olg and she said the person is in there. Ii go back down and knock and nothing, knock again and she comes to the door and says I heard you the first time. What the fuck? I let this slide. Thought about leaving but thought I didn't want extras so who cares. Get on the table I am covered. Then starts the most superficial massage I have ever had. Request for harder and was given a lecture on what swedish means. I had already paid her in cash so figured might as well stay and make her work for it. I have never wanted so much to walk out but damn I gave her cash otherwise would have just cancelled the creditcard. 30 min later was asked to turn while she steps back. So I turn and heaven forbid I was not draped right. I hear" I don't need to see that" " I reply I don't want you to see that but its your job to hold the damn towel while I turn" I swear I was totally flaccid from the start had no interest whatsoever to have her come near me.
I get up and tell her where she can go. I have never talked to anyone like that but seriously I never tried anything with her, never hinted anything nothing I just wanted to get the knots out of my back. Even told her she could skip the hands and legs just focus on back.
Walked out fast and saw another monger. Told him whats up and walked the long two miles to my hotel.
Lesson for today is if you want a good massage pay the extra money and go to legit place. Sad thing about it is should have just requested someone I knew but really was not in the mood for anything else and thought if I called one of them would end up having to spend more money.
JA[/QUOTE]Yeah I had a similar experience there a few weeks ago. Absolutely hot chick so it was extra disappointing that she was such a *****. Needless to say I left blue and won't go back. Fuck them.
[QUOTE=Jackietreehorn; 1317820]Hello, all.
I'm looking for a cmt type massage with a he like I used to get from brandy of massagebybrandy. Any 411 on.
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/stop-wasting-your-money-on-bad-massages-by-fakes-voted-best-latest-review/9458171[/url]
Please I'm me any info.
Thanks,
Jackie[/QUOTE]Wow, that's a blast from the past for me. You are looking for the holy grail of massage parlor mongering: a good, attractive CMT who provides stress relief on top of the muscle work. Brandy wasn't quite that for me-I thought she used too much oil and I didn't like how she finished me. Still, I kept seeing her because I liked her. What guy doesn't like a pretty comic book geek? Good luck with your quest. (let me know if you find someone!)
I dreamed I visited my eX on Archer recently.
I went to visit that other gem of a place, but they weren't answering the door and given the number of cars out front, I can see why.
Despite having to be a little creative with the parking situation there to be discreet, my eX didn't let me down.
It was one of the first AMPs I had ever visited and I got my favorite girl there.
The massage was great and I later had to raise my right hand and promise my name was not Leo.
For such a great, thorough massage, I gave a little something extra in the tip and we both happily parted ways.
[QUOTE=Steven Lynn; 1319421]I dreamed I visited my eX on Archer recently.
I went to visit that other gem of a place, but they weren't answering the door and given the number of cars out front, I can see why.
Despite having to be a little creative with the parking situation there to be discreet, my eX didn't let me down.
It was one of the first AMPs I had ever visited and I got my favorite girl there.
The massage was great and I later had to raise my right hand and promise my name was not Leo.
For such a great, thorough massage, I gave a little something extra in the tip and we both happily parted ways.[/QUOTE]
Now that was one great Dream, Was Sherry and Judy in you dream? If so how were they Doing?
[QUOTE=Jackietreehorn; 1317820]Hello, all.
I'm looking for a cmt type massage with a he like I used to get from brandy of massagebybrandy. Any 411 on.
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/stop-wasting-your-money-on-bad-massages-by-fakes-voted-best-latest-review/9458171[/url]
Please I'm me any info.
Thanks,
Jackie[/QUOTE]Truely a blast from the past! Brandy was FANTASTIC! Even though she was a lesbian, she knew how to handle a cock. The erotic touch was mind blowing.
Laurie is pretty much legit. Great massage, but never any extras although there are reports on the board that suggest otherwise.
[QUOTE=Truthfu11; 1319943]Truely a blast from the past! Brandy was FANTASTIC! Even though she was a lesbian, she knew how to handle a cock. The erotic touch was mind blowing.
Laurie is pretty much legit. Great massage, but never any extras although there are reports on the board that suggest otherwise.[/QUOTE]Hell. Had no idea she was a lesbian. That probably explains why I got along so well with her.
Any got any 411 on the new girls at Yumi's? Audree or Mika?
I rate the girls as following:
1. Yumi.
2. Sinclair.
3. Mia.
4. Pam. She is very far below the girls above her.
Thanks!
When I asked if she could look into my eyes while she did her business. Her response was,"I like girls".
She was pretty open about it. I would have paid to see that.
[QUOTE=Teabagplain;1320023]Hell. Had no idea she was a lesbian. That probably explains why I got along so well with her.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Fredspy; 1320930]When I asked if she could look into my eyes while she did her business. Her response was,"I like girls".
She was pretty open about it. I would have paid to see that.[/QUOTE]Think she ended up moving to arizona with her g. F.
[QUOTE=Teabagplain;1320023]Hell. Had no idea she was a lesbian. That probably explains why I got along so well with her.[/QUOTE]Great girl, lesbian or not, more times than not she was positive, open, easy going. She was pretty open about liking girls with me.
As best as I can figure at some point while I was a client
of hers she claimed (or led herself to believe) that the only way that she could survive amongst the competition was to
provide xtras. I was a "before xtra client" so that option wasn't offered to me. I was in a way a link to her past & when I did
ask she said she wouldn't work with me anymore. She told me that it bothered her to "have to" provide those services to her other
clients. That was one of the factors that drove her out of the business. But I'm guessing she was also burnt out in general on
the massage profession. It happens. If you don't find a way to recharge your batteries in a profession like that you're not going
to last very long. Obviously, since we reminisce from time to time about someone like Brandy, a good MT is a "hard" find.
I understand why mongers keep intell to themselves, whether it be a hot provider or a indie MT like Brandy. With all the MT's in
Chicago closing, this is what we've come to.
Turkey Man
This seems like a worthwhile thing to do. My ranking at yumi's.
1) Yumi.
2) Pam. (not a close second but I had a great time with her and her body is smoking hot. Really really nice ass, pussy and tits.
3) Sinclair.
4) Kylie (Not sure if she is still there, and she used to work at DowntownLady's before the closed up shop but she was a fun ride)
4) Mia.
[QUOTE=Doogie0039; 1320351]Any got any 411 on the new girls at Yumi's? Audree or Mika?
I rate the girls as following:
1. Yumi.
2. Sinclair.
3. Mia.
4. Pam. She is very far below the girls above her.
Thanks![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Talk Turkey;1321098]I'm guessing she was also burnt out in general on the massage profession. It happens. If you don't find a way to recharge your batteries in a profession like that you're not going to last very long. Obviously, since we reminisce from time to time about someone like Brandy, a good MT is a "hard" find. I understand why mongers keep intell to themselves, whether it be a hot provider or a indie MT like Brandy. With all the MT's in Chicago closing, this is what we've come to. Turkey Man[/QUOTE]So very true!
[QUOTE=Eddinger; 1321118]This seems like a worthwhile thing to do. My ranking at yumi's.
1) Yumi.
2) Pam. (not a close second but I had a great time with her and her body is smoking hot. Really really nice ass, pussy and tits.
3) Sinclair.
4) Kylie (Not sure if she is still there, and she used to work at DowntownLady's before the closed up shop but she was a fun ride)
4) Mia.[/QUOTE]Another poster on another thread said that he heard that Yumi was not working there anymore.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7597-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1320802#post1320802[/url]
I have not called there recently, so I can neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of this information. However, I have noticed that the recent ads in backpage have not mentioned Yumi. Also, recent ads have not included the link to her personal website. (I do not recall the url to her site, so if anyone can post a link to it, I would appreciate it.) I did find an ad in another site from a couple days ago that did still mention her.
[url]http://chicago-il.adultsearch.com/BodyRubs/352986[/url]
I haven't been in a few weeks, but I seem to recall seeing Yumi advertising herself working last week, although they don't let their backpage ads hang too long, so its down and she rarely worked on weekends anyhow. Keep an eye on the ads this week, and see if her name pops up. I know her blog was pulled just to give them more privacy.
[QUOTE=Horny Dog #2; 1321280]Another poster on another thread said that he heard that Yumi was not working there anymore.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7597-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1320802#post1320802[/url]
I have not called there recently, so I can neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of this information. However, I have noticed that the recent ads in backpage have not mentioned Yumi. Also, recent ads have not included the link to her personal website. (I do not recall the url to her site, so if anyone can post a link to it, I would appreciate it.) I did find an ad in another site from a couple days ago that did still mention her.
[url]http://chicago-il.adultsearch.com/BodyRubs/352986[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Eddinger;1321437]I haven't been in a few weeks, but I seem to recall seeing Yumi advertising herself working last week, although they don't let their backpage ads hang too long, so its down and she rarely worked on weekends anyhow. Keep an eye on the ads this week, and see if her name pops up. I know her blog was pulled just to give them more privacy.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen her name around much lately; I'd be very sad if she stopped working.
I keep forgetting to post reports in a timely manner. I did go a couple of weeks ago and saw Audree, one of the new ladies. Quite cute. I had a pretty good session with her, but at the end she told me that she couldn't do a table shower because she had to leave, though my time wasn't up. I was in no mood (well, state of mind) to make a fuss about it, but that alone will probably keep me from going back to see her. Tell me up front if you won't / can't do it. It's one of the reasons why I do this instead of other activities.
Another delayed report.
So the day after I saw Audree in that post I just made, I had the urge, but decided to go somewhere different. Went to the place right off Damen by Costco, and saw May. She's older but I had a great time; she's skilled at massage and the rest. Then this weekend I fought the urge, but then found myself done at Costco with just over an hour before I had to be somewhere, so I stopped in again and saw Monica. A bit younger but the rest of the comments still apply, and a bit more playful. She also offered to continue massage after completion of the flip, which was awesome. This place is a solid option.
Looking for some fun with a latina or a black girl from a spa.
Can I get some help please?