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I have been laying low. Letting things cool down at home. I'm ready to get back out dthere but looking for something specific. Backdoor has never been done and I'm ready to attack it. If any one knows of a great backdoor girl. Please let me get them digits. My reporting will be more active again.
What a fucking loser Vino is. Life is so pathetic he has to beg people to play poker in his disgusting 1 bedroom apartment. You are the biggest piece of shit in Orlando. USASG is not meant to hang out with other forum members in the real world you asshole!
C5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;3573798]What a fucking loser Vino is. Life is so pathetic he has to beg people to play poker in his disgusting 1 bedroom apartment. You are the biggest piece of shit in Orlando. USASG is not meant to hang out with other forum members in the real world you asshole!
C5.[/QUOTE]You don't really like that guy do you.
Hey everyone first time posting on this particular forum, but I have a question. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that I guess it is not good enough to post about a provider in one forum, but in multiple forums about the same visit same long winded bloviated review. It bad enough that you read it once then you need to see it again in a different forum. I actually just skip it when I see it. I just completely ignore those reviews. I understand giving some information but to try and write an erotic novel for a review just seems a disservice to the provider because how many more of us are actually just ignoring the review as well as the provider it is talking about. Just my 2 cents.
Orlo69.
[QUOTE=Orlo69;3607358]Hey everyone first time posting on this particular forum, but I have a question. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that I guess it is not good enough to post about a provider in one forum, but in multiple forums about the same visit same long winded bloviated review. It bad enough that you read it once then you need to see it again in a different forum. I actually just skip it when I see it. I just completely ignore those reviews. I understand giving some information but to try and write an erotic novel for a review just seems a disservice to the provider because how many more of us are actually just ignoring the review as well as the provider it is talking about. Just my 2 cents.
Orlo69.[/QUOTE]How the fuck are you going to come here of all place's and attack another idiot monger when you do the EXACT same thing he does?? Is everyone on this fucking Orlando forum retarded?
Sevenyearmitch aka Swim is the same person. We all know that. Swim is completely useless to anyone and so are you ass hole! Orl69 write the SAME tired ass reviews on the SAME chicks over and over again.
You've written 50 review's on that cum rag SOFIA.
Sofia is not a UTR dude. She old older chick who you obviously are in love with. You need to stop white knighting these same ugly tired ass chicks. You got some nerve talking shit old man.
C5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;3607515]How the fuck are you going to come here of all place's and attack another idiot monger when you do the EXACT same thing he does?? Is everyone on this fucking Orlando forum retarded?
Sevenyearmitch aka Swim is the same person. We all know that. Swim is completely useless to anyone and so are you ass hole! Orl69 write the SAME tired ass reviews on the SAME chicks over and over again.
You've written 50 review's on that cum rag SOFIA.
Sofia is not a UTR dude. She old older chick who you obviously are in love with. You need to stop white knighting these same ugly tired ass chicks. You got some nerve talking shit old man.
C5.[/QUOTE]I believe the only retard here is you! RTF heading on my original post. I was talking about double posting the same review in different places which I have not done. Not that they review the same providers. But I forget that you are academically challenged and can't read well, much less understand what you are reading about. I understand that you are mad at the world because some providers won't see you because of your short comings and lack of intelligence. So whatever coment you say it is comical relief to many of us because you are not taken serious. You are just a fool that wants to be somebody.
[QUOTE=Orlo69;3607856]I believe the only retard here is you! RTF heading on my original post. I was talking about double posting the same review in different places which I have not done. Not that they review the same providers. But I forget that you are academically challenged and can't read well, much less understand what you are reading about. I understand that you are mad at the world because some providers won't see you because of your short comings and lack of intelligence. So whatever coment you say it is comical relief to many of us because you are not taken serious. You are just a fool that wants to be somebody.[/QUOTE]LOL! Once again you refuse to answer my question. WHY do you repeatedly review the SAME chicks over and over and over again you fucking ass clown. It's a pretty simple question. You do know there are other hookers to fuck right?
You're another Swim aka Mitch who is in love with a old hooker. We all see what happened to that loser Jenn. Doing car dates now for 20 buck's. LOL! You ass hole are an embarrassment to this city and this great forum. How's that piece of shit motorcycle you ride around?
C5.
Orl69 is a poster child for being a stupid dumb ass who constantly falls in love with hookers and then brags about it. He's definitely not the only one. Guy's will never understand these hookers do not, I repeat, do NOT give two shits about us! It's all about money to them, and there goal is to get as much of your money out of you as they can.
Stop having meal's and coffee with hookers. It is not a date guy's. Deep inside there filthy heart's, they truly despise and can't stand any of us monger's.
C5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;3608010]Orl69 is a poster child for being a stupid dumb ass who constantly falls in love with hookers and then brags about it. He's definitely not the only one. Guy's will never understand these hookers do not, I repeat, do NOT give two shits about us! It's all about money to them, and there goal is to get as much of your money out of you as they can.
Stop having meal's and coffee with hookers. It is not a date guy's. Deep inside there filthy heart's, they truly despise and can't stand any of us monger's.
C5.[/QUOTE]You don't think escorts can catch feelings too? It happens.
[QUOTE=Intrigued;3632298]You don't think escorts can catch feelings too? It happens.[/QUOTE]Your last post on this great forum was back in 2016! Just what the fuck are you talking about?
Stay off the drug's idiot!!
C5.
Yeah, the Tide got "rolled over" by the mighty War Eagle! LOL!
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3633392]Due to me focused with matters of higher importantance I really didn't even know that the game was today or who they played because until I looked at my Facebook. I haven't really watched any Alabama game this year what's funny is I bet you watched the whole entire game just so you could come in and make this post oh my God you're such a f* loser how gay LOL.[/QUOTE]Georgie is definitely a faggot!
C5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;3633529]Georgie is definitely a faggot!
C5.[/QUOTE]He has over six thousand posts!
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3633392]Due to me focused with matters of higher importantance I really didn't even know that the game was today or who they played because until I looked at my Facebook. I haven't really watched any Alabama game this year what's funny is I bet you watched the whole entire game just so you could come in and make this post oh my God you're such a f* loser how gay LOL.[/QUOTE]Typical Alabama fan. Pound their chest (and you wonder why they sag) and insult their opposition when they win, but can't stand the heat when they lose.
If you had just said: "Yeah, good job Auburn", I wouldn't have had a comeback.
So, now, it's time for Alabama jokes with George!
1. Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at Alabama?
A: They cause too much brain damage!
2. Q: Why do Crimson Tide put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
3. Q: How do you get an Alabama graduate off your porch?
A: Pay them for the pizza!
4. Q: What do you say when you see an Alabama graduate in a suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise!
5. Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Alabama Crimson Tide football fan?
A: Telling your parents that you're gay.
6. Q: What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
7. Q: What should you do if you find three Alabama football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
8. Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at Alabama Crimson Tide weddings?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
9. Q: Why don't they have Christmas at Alabama?
A: They can't find a virgin and three wise men.
10. Q: What do you get when you cross an Alabama Crimson Tide and a pig?
A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.
11. Q: Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Tuscaloosa, AL?
A: Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
12 Q: How did the Creimson Tide die from drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him!
13. Q: How do you compliment an Alabama fan?
A: Nice tooth!
14. Q: What is the definition of safe sex down at Alabama?
A: Placing a sign on the animals that kick.
15. Q: Did you hear about the fire in Alabama's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
16. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Alabama campus?
A: A visitor.
17. Q: What is the most common line used by an Alabama football alumni?
A: Would you like fries with that?
18. Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Alabama library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
19. Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from Alabama have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
20. Q: How can you tell when there's been an Alabama student in your backyard?
A: The garbage is gone, and your dog's pregnant.
21. Q: Did you hear about the Alabama fan who locked his keys in his car?
A: He couldn't get his family out.
22. Q: How many Alabama freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
23. Q: How do you castrate an Alabama football player?
A: You hit his sister in the jaw.
24. Q: Why does Alabama have Astroturf at their football stadium.
A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.
25. Q: What is the definition of an Alabama virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
[QUOTE=Montes2;3634012]He has over six thousand posts![/QUOTE]Welcome back M2. Glad you're hiatus is over my friend. I look forward to you're wonderful posts again on this great forum.
C5.
Vino how does it feel to be an old washed up lonely fool?? You're absolutely pathetic and a loser! You white knight these worthless hookers. They laugh at you behind your back because you're a fucking idiot with no fucking ball's!!
C5.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3634056]Typical Alabama fan. Pound their chest (and you wonder why they sag) and insult their opposition when they win, but can't stand the heat when they lose.
If you had just said: "Yeah, good job Auburn", I wouldn't have had a comeback.
So, now, it's time for Alabama jokes with George!
1. Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at Alabama?
A: They cause too much brain damage!
2. Q: Why do Crimson Tide put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
3. Q: How do you get an Alabama graduate off your porch?
A: Pay them for the pizza!
4. Q: What do you say when you see an Alabama graduate in a suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise!
5. Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Alabama Crimson Tide football fan?
A: Telling your parents that you're gay.
6. Q: What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
7. Q: What should you do if you find three Alabama football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
8. Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at Alabama Crimson Tide weddings?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
9. Q: Why don't they have Christmas at Alabama?
A: They can't find a virgin and three wise men.
10. Q: What do you get when you cross an Alabama Crimson Tide and a pig?
A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.
11. Q: Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Tuscaloosa, AL?
A: Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
12 Q: How did the Creimson Tide die from drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him!
13. Q: How do you compliment an Alabama fan?
A: Nice tooth!
14. Q: What is the definition of safe sex down at Alabama?
A: Placing a sign on the animals that kick.
15. Q: Did you hear about the fire in Alabama's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
16. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Alabama campus?
A: A visitor.
17. Q: What is the most common line used by an Alabama football alumni?
A: Would you like fries with that?
18. Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Alabama library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
19. Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from Alabama have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
20. Q: How can you tell when there's been an Alabama student in your backyard?
A: The garbage is gone, and your dog's pregnant.
21. Q: Did you hear about the Alabama fan who locked his keys in his car?
A: He couldn't get his family out.
22. Q: How many Alabama freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
23. Q: How do you castrate an Alabama football player?
A: You hit his sister in the jaw.
24. Q: Why does Alabama have Astroturf at their football stadium.
A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.
25. Q: What is the definition of an Alabama virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.[/QUOTE]Do you ever post anything about the girls you date on USA SEX guide.
[QUOTE=Montes2;3634510]Do you ever post anything about the girls you date on USA SEX guide.[/QUOTE]I mostly frequent FantasyLand in Tampa!
A nice place to visit, and I wouldn't mind living there. LOL!
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3633392]Due to me focused with matters of higher importantance I really didn't even know that the game was today or who they played because until I looked at my Facebook. I haven't really watched any Alabama game this year what's funny is I bet you watched the whole entire game just so you could come in and make this post oh my God you're such a f* loser how gay LOL.[/QUOTE]Can't stop laughing! LOL. Good one Swagz. LOL. So True! LOL.
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TH LTD.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3634884]I mostly frequent FantasyLand in Tampa!
A nice place to visit, and I wouldn't mind living there. LOL![/QUOTE]I'm an expert on fantasyland I've brought dozens of girls there, can you tell us about some of your experiences there. Especially about what happens when you bring a girl there.
[QUOTE=Montes2;3635211]I'm an expert on fantasyland I've brought dozens of girls there, can you tell us about some of your experiences there. Especially about what happens when you bring a girl there.[/QUOTE]Never "paid" for any pussy there, that's for sure. They give it away, either in the theater (if they like an audience), or in a private room. It's gloryhole heaven!
Yeah, I haven't "taken" any girls there, but the ones that show up end up being like the f*ucking Pied Piper, as all the guys line up like zombies, and follow their every move, drooling all the while.
The women definitely lure the rats away with their pipes! LOL!
[QUOTE=Chris5;3632548]Your last post on this great forum was back in 2016! Just what the fuck are you talking about?
Stay off the drug's idiot!!
C5.[/QUOTE]You don't know anything about me.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3635580]Never "paid" for any pussy there, that's for sure. They give it away, either in the theater (if they like an audience), or in a private room. It's gloryhole heaven!
Yeah, I haven't "taken" any girls there, but the ones that show up end up being like the f*ucking Pied Piper, as all the guys line up like zombies, and follow their every move, drooling all the while.
The women definitely lure the rats away with their pipes! LOL![/QUOTE]You can't get in there without paying genius- but that's right you never pay for sex- geez Einstein can you tell the forum what's the difference. $ 20 to pick up SW or $ 20 to get into FL. Oh I know how you do it -if you dress as a girl you get in free. Now the entire forum knows what GM stand for -- Girl Man. Ha hahah. This is going to be at a level you can't even contemplate. Dud read my previous post and see what's coming.
George Mason was a 18th century politician. So that's not it. Its a moniker designed to hide his true game. Every day I'll give a new clue until the forum figures it out.
1. Change George Mason to Ga Mason. What a doofus.
[QUOTE=Montes2;3635829]George Mason was a 18th century politician. So that's not it. Its a moniker designed to hide his true game. Every day I'll give a new clue until the forum figures it out.
1. Change George Mason to Ga Mason. What a doofus.[/QUOTE]If you must know, it's for "George Mason University", who made it to the 2006 Men's Basketball Final Four as a #11 seed. Only the second time in history that has happened. But then, "college" is something I'm sure you know nothing about. Here, let me help you with the big words.
College: an educational institution or establishment of higher learning.
I know, even given the definition, you still don't understand. Can someone else explain it to him?
Talk about a doofus, Montes2 is it!
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3636157]If you must know, it's for "George Mason University", who made it to the 2006 Men's Basketball Final Four as a #11 seed. Only the second time in history that has happened. But then, "college" is something I'm sure you know nothing about. Here, let me help you with the big words.
College: an educational institution or establishment of higher learning.
I know, even given the definition, you still don't understand. Can someone else explain it to him?
Talk about a doofus, Montes2 is it![/QUOTE]Well lets see (By the way I have a Masters in Accounting from UCF. Know the difference between accruals and deferrals there doofass) if you do lets go into it or do you want to get laughed at by the forum like your doing about Fantasyland. My Pm s are hilarious.
2. Change George Mason to: Ga Ma son.
You know what's coming if you read them. Don't you. I don't just write on the same boring things that you do.
Although you seem to be an expert on one pardickular thing. Wonder what that could be. Socratic minds would like to know.
Ill let you off with 2 posts today but ill go higher if I have to. A lot higher.
[QUOTE=Montes2;3636480]You know what's coming if you read them. Don't you. I don't just write on the same boring things that you do.
Although you seem to be an expert on one pardickular thing. Wonder what that could be. Socratic minds would like to know.
Ill let you off with 2 posts today but ill go higher if I have to. A lot higher.[/QUOTE]Master's in Accounting form UCF? Don't ever make me laugh that hard again. It hurts too much.
All one needs to do is read the titles of your posts to see how uneducated you are.
Monday, 19:48 - [B][i]Boy you just stepped rite into it[/i][/B]. [B] RITE[/B] should be [B]RIGHT[/B].
Tuesday, 10:22 - [B][i]Fantasyland pro GM- never taken a girl their -why is that- suspicious[/i][/B]. [B] THEIR[/B] should be [B]THERE[/B].
What an uneducated FOOL you have shown yourself to be! Yeah, you're a regular scholar, for sure. LOL!
And yes, George Mason University WAS named after the 18th century politician. So close, but no cigar. I hear you like sucking on cocks rather than cigars anyway, you FAGGOT!
Why don't you go jump back on your rice-burner cycle you posted a picture of back in August 2015, and ride off into the sunset. I've included that photo of your shitty little faggot-mobile from your previous post below.
I have no more time to waste on idiots like you. Have a nice day!
[QUOTE=Montes2;3636450]Well lets see (By the way I have a Masters in Accounting from UCF. Know the difference between accruals and deferrals there doofass) if you do lets go into it or do you want to get laughed at by the forum like your doing about Fantasyland. My Pm s are hilarious.
2. Change George Mason to: Ga Ma son.[/QUOTE]M2, May I ask why you are wasting your valuable time with this ass hole? You're on a way higher level. It's embarrassing for that guy seeing you rip him apart on a daily basis.
C5.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3636755]Master's in Accounting form UCF? Don't ever make me laugh that hard again. It hurts too much.
All one needs to do is read the titles of your posts to see how uneducated you are.
Monday, 19:48 - [thatB][i]Boy you just stepped rite into it[/i][/B]. [B] RITE[/B] should be [B]RIGHT[/B].
Tuesday, 10:22 - [B][i]Fantasyland pro GM- never taken a girl their -why is that- suspicious[/i][/B]. [B] THEIR[/B] should be [B]THERE[/B].
What an uneducated FOOL you have shown yourself to be! Yeah, you're a regular scholar, for sure. LOL!
And yes, George Mason University WAS named after the 18th century politician. So close, but no cigar. I hear you like sucking on cocks rather than cigars anyway, you FAGGOT!
Why don't you go jump back on your rice-burner cycle you posted a picture of back in August 2015, and ride off into the sunset. I've included that photo of your shitty little faggot-mobile from your previous post below.
I have no more time to waste on idiots like you. Have a nice day![/QUOTE]Why don't you include your answer to that Girl Man-.
Or are you going to pull up your skirt on my revelations like you did at Fantasyland. Girl Man. I can see you now walking up to Eta the manager.
"Don't I look cute, I know you let Monte in free because he has a real girl- butt I'm a girl too. " The forum needs to know about your great discovery.
The place you want to live. Members of the Orlando forum should know that Fantasyland is in Drew Park in Tampa.
Drew Park is full of gay mens clubs. Wonder why he goes there. Boy George is slowly going to come undone when I get finished with him. Predicktion!
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3636755]Master's in Accounting form UCF? Don't ever make me laugh that hard again. It hurts too much.
All one needs to do is read the titles of your posts to see how uneducated you are.
Monday, 19:48 - [B][i]Boy you just stepped rite into it[/i][/B]. [B] RITE[/B] should be [B]RIGHT[/B].
Tuesday, 10:22 - [B][i]Fantasyland pro GM- never taken a girl their -why is that- suspicious[/i][/B]. [B] THEIR[/B] should be [B]THERE[/B].
What an uneducated FOOL you have shown yourself to be! Yeah, you're a regular scholar, for sure. LOL!
And yes, George Mason University WAS named after the 18th century politician. So close, but no cigar. I hear you like sucking on cocks rather than cigars anyway, you FAGGOT!
Why don't you go jump back on your rice-burner cycle you posted a picture of back in August 2015, and ride off into the sunset. I've included that photo of your shitty little faggot-mobile from your previous post below.
I have no more time to waste on idiots like you. Have a nice day![/QUOTE]That's what boy George wrote -lets see now, how does one spell from is it form.
Rice burning cycle sounds like that pathetic chicken shit pg. Obviously you've never ridden a superbike have you girl man. Oh that's rite (Haha).
Pussies like you are afraid of real men on superbikes. I am so glad your reading my previous posts. Post some more pictures of girls.
How about your girls. WHERE ARE THE PICTURES OF your GIRLS.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3636157]If you must know, it's for "George Mason University", who made it to the 2006 Men's Basketball Final Four as a #11 seed. Only the second time in history that has happened. But then, "college" is something I'm sure you know nothing about. Here, let me help you with the big words.
College: an educational institution or establishment of higher learning.
I know, even given the definition, you still don't understand. Can someone else explain it to him?
Talk about a doofus, Montes2 is it![/QUOTE]Lets see now. Wonder what it could be.
3. Ga Man.