Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Have 14K and 1333 re-opened yet?

Thanks!

JJ[/QUOTE]As far as I have heard, NOPE!

[QUOTE=Computer Luvvv]Stallion is a nick-name for a tallish girl with meat on her bones, of course you know what spinner and amazon is, do you not as for the words used to decribe ladies. Quit trying to make BS man. And someone on the DC board has asked about the old place. So, I was hitting him back hoping someone else out there mite have some info on the place.[/QUOTE]Not one person has ever used the word "Stallion" to describe a thick lady. So that poster is obviously gay (not that there's anything wrong with it, just saying)

A week back I saw LE at the entrance to 1829; they were standing in the entrance and I didn't see anything else; I walked back and an hour later they were still there. I didn't ask them what they were doing but kept walking.

[QUOTE=Computer Luvvv]I have not been to an AMP in DC in about a year and a 1/2 as I went out on knee surgery. But I have been hobbying, just with indy's in the area and those ladies who travel in and out of town and the Apt AMP types. I have been reading the reviews here and I have noticed that alot of you talk about the same ladies. Has DC gone down that much to where there are only a few ladies at the DC AMPs or are there just only a few of them open now? And the ladies seem to be older than they were in '07. Are there any places that have "young" hot ladies in DC. Like it used to be? If so, please hit me up on the back channels.

Thanx,

C luv[/QUOTE]To my knowledge there are just two (the third is a rip-off) amps open. I haven't checked out the one on New York to see if its open, but doubt it since there aren't any reports on it. Its as bad as you say it is and not that 2008 was much better.

There are private ones, but too much of a pain in my opinion for those of us on a limited time schedule.

14K still has the iron gate fence door closed, but will drive by Green to see if there is any progress on the 'renovation'.

I tried all the other amps awhile ago and about half literally had a chain on their doors.

Street scene was pretty dead this morning. There was NOTHING early morning, and then a few came out and they were gone within minutes, which is rare. A few new faces, but they were Baltimore SW types, blah.

Went to Star the other weekend. Got there around 8PM on a Friday night.
I killed an hour or so at Camalot, then walked a few doors down. Asked for Julie and was told "she no longer here". I kind of feel sorry for the place on the floor above. I mean why walk up 3 flights of stairs when 2 will do? Anyway, to make the story short and sweet. I then asked for Be Be. She gave a decent massage but then things got rushed a bit. All in all not bad though. In my opinion face 7, body 8/9, attitude 7/8. Have not seen many or any posts on M one floor above. Anyone? Have fun and be safe.

[QUOTE=MikedD]Went to Star the other weekend. Got there around 8PM on a Friday night.
I killed an hour or so at Camalot, then walked a few doors down. Asked for Julie and was told "she no longer here". I kind of feel sorry for the place on the floor above. I mean why walk up 3 flights of stairs when 2 will do? Anyway, to make the story short and sweet. I then asked for Be Be. She gave a decent massage but then things got rushed a bit. All in all not bad though. In my opinion face 7, body 8/9, attitude 7/8. Have not seen many or any posts on M one floor above. Anyone? Have fun and be safe.[/QUOTE]

Hey Mike,

Take it from me, you DO NOT want to venture up another flight of stairs. I still have this picture burned into my head of an 80 pound skeleton of a grandma wearing a string bikini that could hardly stay on her frail body. And that was the girl in the OTHER room!

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from October 2008 to December 2008.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Report posted on 11/20/08

Orange
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??? - 12/28/08 - Dre336 (?)
raided - 12/22/08 - Happy Hour
Nana - 12/17/08 - Hawkeye in Md (+)
yayo - 12/10/08 - SW Surfer (+)
Michelle - 12/9/08 - Mollusk Man (+)
??? - 12/5/08 - John Hudson (+)
Yoyo/Coco - 12/1/08 - Cabdriver52 (+)
Nana - 11/29/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Nana - 11/25/08 - Chris Stick (+)
Yoyo - 11/24/08 - Sashimi (+)
Nana - 11/23/08 - Celtic1 (+)
Yo-Yo - 11/22/08 - Canick (+)
Yoyo - 11/21/08 - Olgnome (+)
Yo-yo - 11/19/08 - Canick (+)
??? - 11/18/08 - Canick (+)
??? - 11/9/08 - Rogoh (+)
??? - 11/6/08 - Sushi Boy (+)


Star (1829 M st 2nd floor,ICM)
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Julie - 12/31/08 - Yellow Beard (+)
??? - 12/28/08 - Dr Knob (?)
1829 M st open - 11/17/08 - Bseeks


1829, 3rd floor (therapy@M, sun)
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??? - 12/7/08 - Dooder (?)
??? - 10/26/08 - Bradley1 (-)
??? - 10/18/08 - Lbfm Dog (-)
Cindy - 10/14/08 - Harderik (?)


Jasmines
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Candy - 10/26/08 - Mighty Spearsman (+)
Candy - 10/09/08 - Orangecrush (-)


H&H
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Salome - 12/9/08 - Triple E (+)
still open - 10/08/08 - Triple E


Vermont (Downtown)
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??? - 11/10/08 - Drunker Irish (+)


Gold (IHC,Mini,1818)
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Lisa - 10/8/08 - Fresh Water (+)



Not Enough Info
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???
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??? - 12/29/08 - Computer Luvvv (?) near dulles
??? - 12/28/08 - SLeazebum, probably orange
C - 11/16/08 - Dooder (?) on M st, $$



Closed Locations
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CHPC
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Coming back - 10/08/08 - Common Sense

Royal 520 (4)
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closed - 12/26/08 - Ginger Man


Rio (olympic)
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open - 10/26/08 - Freelancevideo


Pics of sports section from warmer days - 12/19/08


Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.

I'm new to the area and haven't found anything good so far where I'm at down in southern Maryland. I hit the hot sun in Waldorf, which was miserable. So when I had to go to DC in business Tuesday, I wanted to check out the scene there.

I headed for 1829, a number I won't soon forget. They told me there that the actual name of the place is 'Star Spa'. I found on-street parking, but just as I was going to get out a black SUV with SWAT-looking types pulled up, double parked, and went into the Mexican place in the basement on the corner. Turns out they just got take out, but I waited to make sure.

I decided to check out the Camelot first since it was right there. That place is too classy for my tastes. On my way back out, a woman was talking to the doorman, and the doorman was saying 'I don't know if they'll let you in, they are all asians up there. We have to protect our liquor license, you know' or something along those lines.

Being cautious I waited her out. She went in and sat on the steps to the second floor of 1829! She had a clipboard so I figure shes a reporter or activist type. So I wait a bit longer and she leaves. I ring the bell for the 2nd floor (thanks for info, guys).

Mamasan quickly passes me off to Diana who looks to be in her late 20's. She has a skimpy green bikini on, and some D cups. She was very attractive. Not really toned, but slim. Tiny ass. Korean. Good English.

She gave me the lowest-stress first-encounter I've had at an AMP. TS, Dry Sauna, decent massage. Part way through the massage she got 'hot' and took her top off. She later asked if I wanted anything extra, and I told her I wanted everything. No $ discussion at all, she just went to work. She did all 'warm-ups' I'm used to, playing with her hair on me, her tits on me, etc. Short CBJ followed by FS. Afterwards she laid next to me for a while and we chatted. I love it when they do that. She seemed pretty real at that point, but I'm a sucker for hot asians, so who knows, right?

I hadn't read back far enough in these archives to know what the most appropriate tip was. One of my monger tricks is to split my money up in different pockets so that I don't flash it all at once. Pocket 1 proved to have $80, at which point she asked for 1 more $20 and said that was the 'usual'. The house fee had been $60, so I got out of there at $160. I'd call it a bargain, I would have paid more but I guess I just went with the flow there.

I would definitely recommend the place and Diana. I plan to return later this month.

After frequenting Nova shops since I started this hobby (2001), I dragged my naive self into DC. Stopped to look at some stars. MS brought me in and introduced me to Bebe so she could watch with me. I was cold and my nose was running so she cleaned me up and let me warm up before the main show. Nice and relaxing, pressure was just right. I told her I wanted to see everything the sky had to offer which she gladly obliged. She helped me up and then we helped each other. Sweet aroma down there so I was ready to use the telescope. Used underneath, on top, and lazily from behind. Afterward she helped me clean the lens and I was off much happier. Damn I should have come into DC years ago.

Nicely done

Went Star gazing last night and saw the constellation Diana. She does have a pretty face as previously reported but I think she's into her third decade. Nevertheless, she still delivers and service is great, considering the options out there. I took a long hiatus from the hobby, as most of us did, due to events by our uncles in more recent history but I'm pretty optimistic these days that our hobby is on its way back.

PS

It seems that my travel agent is advertising again for the Olympics in Rio! I still have good memories when I was last there.

Welcome back Corsair, and, I'll second Friendly's endorsement of Jojo's posting. Good job...keep it up!

1. Star Spa
2. Diana
3. Fantastic
4. "PM if you need details"

How's that?

I think that is the way to do it!!!

JJ


[QUOTE=Gern]1. Star Spa
2. Diana
3. Fantastic
4. "PM if you need details"

How's that?[/QUOTE]

Nice, simple & I too like it!


[QUOTE=Gern]1. Star Spa
2. Diana
3. Fantastic
4. "PM if you need details"

How's that?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]How about this? Keep it simple![/QUOTE]

Ah...big JJ with a great idea? Little jj feels inferior and not worthy!

jk...good idea, we'll see how long it lasts...