Massage Parlor Reports

I visited once and right after I left I was stopped by everyone's favorite uncle. he strongly recommended that I not return. I am taking his advice.

[QUOTE=Ens454]What is wrong with Island? Jeanea has always been very fun and playful with me. If you they know and I am guess trust you then she allows playing up top. Youme is pretty good also. The new lady Bebe will give you prostate a work out if you want.

Also you might want to try Stephanie and Kristen. There are some post about them here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Caesarman]Anyone ever tried one of these? Gal in Rockledge advertises 90 min. for $250.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/1301637719.html[/url][/QUOTE]Tried one once. Was no more than a relaxing massage. Didn't do my homework as others say tantic is awesome.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Guys, if you are getting a lot of PMs from new posters with nothing to offer but their questions, there probably is a reason. If someone posts a lot of public details then hits you up for "since I showed you mine, why don't you show me yours" kind of PM that should be a sign to you also.

If you notice, there are guys who post here who seem to have a great time, tell you with whom and where without the graphic details. If you learn to recognize who they are and follow in their footsteps, my bet is on having a good experience.

It is no different than in high school. The guy who first thing Monday morning felt the need to give you all the details about his Saturday night "date" left out the part about her name being Rosie.[/QUOTE]Another post from our favorite UNCLE telling everyone how to behave, don't share anything, and of course, "trust him" because he never lies.

[QUOTE=Mistamunky]I visited once and right after I left I was stopped by everyone's favorite uncle. he strongly recommended that I not return. I am taking his advice.[/QUOTE]
I have to be sure to stop by there. I always make a point of recording any interaction with our favorite uncle. Makes for good evidence and quick settlements.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]Another post from our favorite UNCLE telling everyone how to behave, don't share anything, and of course, "trust him" because he never lies.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear that I have never had any trouble like that. It is definitely not a private location though.

Random thoughts and observations:

I was dating this girl for about two weeks. We broke up this past weekend. As part of my recovery, I have visited two local MP this week so far. Hey, we all have our own way of dealing with heartbreak;-)

-I went to a local MP about three days ago. Overall, it was a very good visit. The therapist was asian, late 30's with a SICK body. I received a light touch massage which was mediocre at best. While I have had good massages at this place before, it was not the case with this broad. On the flip side, she wasted little time asking me what I wanted. I told her that I would take as much as I could get. She left, shortly came back with a top hat, and we went at it. While it's hard to compain about FS, it was rushed. Were it not for the fact that her body was just amazing, I would have found the visit to this local MP downright bad. .70 door charge and a $ tip. (Senior members only message me for the location and name of the MP. Some of you really annoy me. You just take and don't give back. If that seems like it's you, either give me a good tip in your PM or don't bother messaging me. Im absolutely done giving tips to some of you that have nothing productive or constructive to ad. Sorry, but some of you f***s have really pissed me off lately. There are some excellent posters and members on here. There are also a lot of dou**e bags who like to piggy back and offer nothing in return. I almost hate you as much as I dislike our annoying uncle)

-I went to Gikku Spa today in longwood. The therapist was one of the hotter asian girls I have seen in the Orlando MP circuit. She was in her early to mid 30's. I got a decent TS and massage. The flip was downright strange though. She told me that the regular girls were not there today. She then said that she does not do extras, but if I want, I can take care of myself while she touches my body. While I would consider myself a professional in knowing how to act at a MP and giving off a sexual vibe without creeping the girls off or arising any kind of suspicion, I found it surprising that she freely offered me this information without me asking or making an overt hint that I wanted extras. She literally just blurted this out to me. I did not feel like cranking my junk in front of her so I humbly declined the offer. In all my years, this is the third time I have encounted a therapist who is willing to let you jerk off in front of them but not help. .8 door charge, no tip. The massage was decent, nothing to write home about, but the flip and her offering me to take care of the kid myself was annoying and almost insulting. I was nothing but polite to her and courteous. She was very nice herself but I was really put off by that and did not give her a tip as a result. That's my perogative. I don't tip for anything less then an excellent massage or extras.

-The two american-asian chicks who were freed by N. Korea yesterday look like excellent MP material. I wonder if ole Bill Clinton got any happy endings on the plane ride back to the U.S? I could see Clinton getting a good double team FS, DATY action by ole WIlliam.

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02](Senior members only message me for the location and name of the MP. Some of you really annoy me. You just take and don't give back. If that seems like it's you, either give me a good tip in your PM or don't bother messaging me. Im absolutely done giving tips to some of you that have nothing productive or constructive to ad. Sorry, but some of you f***s have really pissed me off lately. There are some excellent posters and members on here. There are also a lot of dou**e bags who like to piggy back and offer nothing in return. I almost hate you as much as I dislike our annoying uncle)
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I get pm's all the time from guys who have contributed absolutely ZERO to this board DEMANDING immediate information from me. If I don't answer them within 30 minutes, then I get a nasty pm from them telling me to FO.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]Another post from our favorite UNCLE telling everyone how to behave, don't share anything, and of course, "trust him" because he never lies.[/QUOTE]

Why are you attacking another member like this? This forum is about getting laid. I suggest you either stick to this topic or find another spot for your personal attacks on other members. I for one, am really not interested. Perhaps others here feel the same way.

I have always found that treating others with respect was preferable to making personal attacks. Think about it.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Why are you attacking another member like this? This forum is about getting laid. I suggest you either stick to this topic or find another spot for your personal attacks on other members. I for one, am really not interested. Perhaps others here feel the same way.

I have always found that treating others with respect was preferable to making personal attacks. Think about it.[/QUOTE]

I think Sponge is just making fun of some of the guys that call everyone who disagrees with them LEO.

First off I would like to say thank you for all the information gleaned from this forum. Through this I had a good experience with May before the trouble with LEO. Sorry for the non timely info.

Have also had a good experience with Linda (I think) at TOA. Good and complete AMP service.

Enjoyed Island Therapy with Ume (I think that is what she said). Good TS and massage.

Had a so so time at NT with Linda. Fair massage, gets tired too quickly, too many interuptions. Went there to see Tracy, did not have appointment. Wanted to see if she is same Gi Gi I knew in a former lifetime.

Thanks again for the information.

Timeforgames32

Thanks for the info. This is one crazy c***t. I thought she might be more civil so against my better judgement I called her. I go the same crap from her as always when asked why the massage was so high at 150. Fortunately, another monger told me she was moving away. Good riddance. I pity the locale where she is headed. I hope I can find out and give those guys the heads up.

Have good things to say about Natalie and Avalon. Good thorough service. Great massage. Personal opinion. Looks at least 9/10.

Excellent time with Suke at Far Orient. Heard she has since moved on.

Timeforgames32

[QUOTE=Fluxaeon]Thanks for the info. This is one crazy c***t. [/QUOTE]

What is a c***t? I know of c**t, but can't for the life of me figure out the 5-letter word. Seems like something I should know.

[QUOTE=Rooster8802]What is a c***t? I know of c**t, but can't for the life of me figure out the 5-letter word. Seems like something I should know.[/QUOTE]

Count. Like Count Chocula! Hmm I suddenly want some BooBerry. Or maybe some Frankenberry.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Why are you attacking another member like this? This forum is about getting laid. I suggest you either stick to this topic or find another spot for your personal attacks on other members. I for one, am really not interested. Perhaps others here feel the same way.

I have always found that treating others with respect was preferable to making personal attacks. Think about it.[/QUOTE]Because he's a passive-aggressive dickhead who is CONSTANTLY talking down to people, telling them what they should or shouldn't contribute. Fuck him and everyone else who does the same.

Don't tell me you're not interested. If that were true, you would've ignored the message and just moved on to the next one that caught your eye.

You want relevant content? I got another lousy massage at NT, but the blowjob was nice.