Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Dangerously]Randy's Guide?
[url]http://members.lycos.co.uk/ampdude/newpage.html[/url][/QUOTE]


That was it.:) TY I knew it had the name Randy in it....

Greetings,

I am brand new to this forum and this is just what I have been looking for! So happy to find others that share similar hobbies.

Lately I have been trying to find a provider that can do one of those "soapy massage" deals that from what I read are popular in Thailand. It looks awesome and I would love to give it a try.

I probably e-mailed a dozen or so advertisers on CL and not a single reply. Even included a picture of exactly what I was looking for. Is this even possible to obtain in the Chicagoland area? Any help here would be most appreciated.

Thanks!

Lot of us been looking long time for same thing. Never found it here in the states.

I wonder why. Sounds like a good business opportunity.

Is there anything more "illegal" about it than erotic massage?

Try Ace & Kings Health Spa. Both have been at the locations for a long periord of time. Both are AMP's. Both are located on Ogden Avenue.

They are not reviewed much. They used to be good. But, since they are in DuPage County and all of the "good" AMP's in Du Page County are gone, I doubt you will get much there.

But, try and report

Plus, if you are LE they will spot you a mile away

I've been to both Ace and Kings within the past year. Nothing happening there as far as I know. Straightforward massage with not even a hint of extras. You can get a table shower, but I never thought to enquire about the soapy slide. Not sure how I would bring up the subject.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Lot of us been looking long time for same thing. Never found it here in the states.[/QUOTE]

It would be a cash cow for a mamason/papason with a private
residence/Asian apt. Hint/hint

I doubt a more public AMP could pull it off. Leo would close them down
in no time.

T-man

[QUOTE=Mister Clark]I wonder why. Sounds like a good business opportunity.

Is there anything more "illegal" about it than erotic massage?[/QUOTE]
I don't know. I don't know about the legality of it.

I was thinking this morning that more than one provider reads this. Perhaps someone will take the inatitive and do it. I think it would have to be in a private setting as opposed to an AMP.

And pricing for this service...for me, I'm thinking $150 - $250 for 30-60min. In case there *are* any providers reading this thread. Feel free to send me a PM.

I finally scraped a few bucks and went out mongering for a minute last friday. My first experience sounds very similar to a previous post concerning City Sauna on 31st Street. I shoulda just walked out when I discovered theres no heat in this place. The provider Susan put a couple space heaters in there after I complained. Since I'm big boned it didnt bother me too much so I proceeded with the session. I opted for the 30mins. The massage itself was good except when she beat the snot out of me when it came to my back. I had to ask her to chill. On the flip she went thru the motions and asked for %50 for a HE. I declined and said all i have is $35. She refused so it was just a massage which in of itself wasnt too bad. You would think with the great depression were having that would have sufficed.

Now the kicker. I seen the said provider a few days later at the SSA. Talk about wierd. We sat and had conversation and I was trying to seeif she see me on the side away from the Spa to no avail.

Alexus,

All I can say in all my years of mongering(15)this was the most disgusting and uncomftable experience I ever had. I kinda was compeled to see her based on price alone. This should be and indicator that a bad decision has been made. So I see her for the nude 30min massage. She greats me naked which is good up until I see all her bad traits. Scars, Tatoos, very skinny stretc marks etc. My belief is that this chick was seriously abused at one point but I digress. Onto the massage. As I enter the bedroom there is a serious funk of pets and the stank is bad. I should win a humanitarian award for sticking this out for you mongers. Anyone wanna paypal me some funds let me know. She massages me with some shit called Icy Cool which is basically ben gay. It wasnt until the flip did I noticed fucking flies in the room too. After that Icy cool kicked in I was freezing my ass off. How I was able to nut under those conditions is amazing. Funny how your pecker can withstand abuse huh. After the finish I was walking out and theres another provider naked ans smoking a joint with a monger in the front room. This place is a big ghetto so you have been warned. Stay safe and stay away from this one.

[QUOTE=Silvio]I finally scraped a few bucks and went out mongering for a minute last friday. My first experience sounds very similar to a previous post concerning City Sauna on 31st Street. I shoulda just walked out when I discovered theres no heat in this place. [/QUOTE]

Thanks for the heads up, I was going to hit City this week.

What's the deal with lack of heat in these joints? I went to GTown last week and froze my ass off. I didn't wince when she draped me with three large towels.

[QUOTE=Talk Turkey]It would be a cash cow for a mamason/papason with a private
residence/Asian apt. Hint/hint

I doubt a more public AMP could pull it off. Leo would close them down
in no time.

T-man[/QUOTE]Actually they do these in michigan (at least a few years ago), body slides is I think what they call them. Pretty good as she slides all over you front and back while you are both really lubed up. Its completely a massage only but the release feels great this way! And when I say michigan I mean in the SE area between Jackson to Detroit.

Which one of you guys put this up:

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/adg/1032176104.html[/url]

""in need or investors for a new erotic massage parlor i would like to run. if interested email me and i'll tell you exactly what i'm looking for. ""

If you like to talk about money during a massage, I have a good place for you. I went to a new place at 2246 N Clark, across from Francis Parker. Asked for a 30 minute massage for 45, with table shower, 20. One hour would have been 85. Ruby or Mae, one girl, two names. Shower was okay. She used rubber gloves. The massage was slow and sensual. At some point I flipped and she said time’s up. I said okay let’s make it an hour. She said you have to pay another 45. I said no, just the difference. She said no. Then she pointed at my hardon, or what was left of it. You do that. I said no you do it. She said you married man. (my ring) she said you come back, ask for Cindy, very sexy, she do that. I said how much for Cindy. 80. I got up to get dressed. She demanded a tip. I gave her 5. She was insulted, said she only gets tips, no part of the door. I rounded up to 20 just to shut her up and get out of there.

Do Asian women have a thing about married men?

Does anyone out there have a good Asian apartment? If so, please PM.

I haven't seen Joyce at Senina in a while, but every once in a while their Craigslist ad will mention her as being available. Three of their ads in the last week have done so. So, I call up to make an appointment and they say she's still in China. What's going on here? I used to be a regular, so maybe I said/did something wrong last time. Don't know what it could have been.