Advice to those who are new to the hobby
Gentlemen:
If you are new to the hobby, I offer a simple recommendation:
Go to 'therapeutic' on CL. Find an ad that interests you. Then enter the phone number into Google or Bing. If you see reviews, read them. If the reviews leave you all excited, visit the places described.
When you go, lay down on the table and relax. When the lady touches the sensitive parts, make it clear that you have experienced joy. When she approaches the head of the table, touch her legs, gently, and tell her (a) how attractive she is or (be) what a nice job she's doing or (c) how much you need a nice massage.
If all goes well, write a review. If it does not go well, write a review.
The last thing you want to do if you really want to obtain information is to post a comment that says: "Hi Boys. I'm new to all this but horny as hell. What AMPs can you recommend? Which ladies do you like? How much should I be prepared to offer for a tip? And, by the way, when are they open, where should I park, does she have nice nips, will she provide BBBJ? How about DATY? What's their phone number? "
We were all new to this once. We did not depend on others to tell us what to do. We took a chance, invested a few dollars, then shared info and asked for feedback. That's how it works. As I like to say, if you TOFFT, the worst thing that could happen is that you'll enjoy a decent back rub. The best thing that can happen is that you will be the first to discover a lovely little spinner who was hoping to meet a nice customer just like you!
Best,
BA
Comfortable Massage 217B Highland Somerville
Wow, Dirty Old Guy, that's a great guide for newbies! It served me well today. The only other AMP I had been to before this was the infamous Midnight Cowboy on 6th St in Austin, which was more like an outright whorehouse. There was no attempt at a massage, really, just "you want [thrusts pelvis forward]?" when I walked in.
Anyway, checked out Comfortable Massage at 217B Highland (Somerville) today. Called at 5:00 and made an appointment for 5:30. Half hour, $40. Walked in, there's an older guy reclining watching a little TV to the left of the door, and the attendant is "Tina". Not top of the line, for sure. Probably 40, chubby. Looks like she's been at it a while. She asked me a few times if I'd been there before, I said no but I've been to other parlors.
Went for the medium massage, she used oil and baby powder, that was nice. (Like I said, this is my first time actually getting a massage at one of these places.) Couldn't tell if she was "going for the flip" because she just sort of pushed on my side a little. Anyway I flipped myself over, and she asked "oh, you want to flip over?" Towel over the boys, then light stroking all over my front and legs for probably 8 minutes. My hands running up her butt and over the breasts (outside of the clothes) ; I got under the shirt for a bit but she was wearing a pretty thick bra and my one-handed bra skills are sadly lacking.
Anyway, finally I sensed that my half hour was almost up so I slowly pushed the towel off and looked down. Then followed about a minute of awkwardness, in which I mentioned I had more money, and she kept saying "oh, no, can't". I realized quickly that forcing her to suggest things probably made me look like a cop haha. So I basically moved her hand gently down to little griss and gave a nod. She gives me this wide-eyed look (no joke, this 40-year-old who looks like she's been at it a while) and goes "I scared." and does the handcuffed arms gesture. So I (again being an idiot) said, it's me that's going to get in trouble, not you! (I think what she wanted me to say was "I'm not a police officer", right?)
Anyway, she quickly got into it and it was clear that she knew exactly what she was doing. Hot towel clean up, bottle of water. Tipped $40 (which was not discussed prior to the HE; is this normal?) on top of the $40 for the half-hour.
All in all, very successful. If I go back and she recognizes me, I can probably ask for more if I don't mind it being with her. Anyway I'm not picky. Would at least like to get that shirt and bra off even if she won't go for the CBJ. Hopefully there's someone younger working there at a different time though.
Hyannis, Nee Opening Asian MAssage
Anyone try the new place in Hyannis? Its off rte 132. Heard the girl there is in her late 30's. I don't know anything else besides that. Anyone shed some light?
Brighton / Professional Massage Center
They advertise on CL. Located on Washington Street.
Clean looking place. Friendly girl at the front desk. I took the hour massage for 60.
Cute girl came in the room. She was wearing long pants and a casual top. I asked for a soft massage. She went for the teasing right away. Thought I got lucky and was going to get a nice HE. She allowed stroking of her thighs but backed away when I tried for more.
After the flip, more soft massage.
The she asks if I want oil or lotion. I take the oil. Well, it turns out this is a DIY place. Maybe it's different if they get to know you and trust you.
Gave her a 20 tip. Not sure I'll return. I have other places to go where they know me better and offer more.
1000 Cambridge Street, Cambridge
Went to this place a while ago. Others have reported, and similar to what they said, the lady I say was not super attractive, probably 40s. The massage was mediocre, but pretty quick to get to some teasing, which was done very well. If you like gentle backside stroking before the flip, this is quite nice. If you want a genuinely good muscle massage, you might not get it here.
Nice clean up with fresh hot towels. The place is clean, but in what appears to be a place set up to be rented as a doctor's office-there is a doctor's office on the same floor, which I would find weird if I were a patient there.
60 plus tip; tip was not requested or negotiated. If you are in that area, I'd go to S'bai, but you'll pay a little more there.
Framingham Body Works. Review of Lucy
This place has received occasional reviews. Seems to be a dependable R&T place. I saw a good review on Lucy a while back and decided to check her out. 60 for house, asked for soft massage and lots of teasing and that is what I got. She is very attractive, slim, about 5'6". Nice breasts with large nipples which she allowed me to suck on during HJ. No downstairs roaming inside. Said she had her period.
Massage was very nice, great soft touch and great teasing. HJ was good, nice cleanup. 40 tip, seemed satisfied, that's what others have left at this place, so I assumed it was ok. Will return.
Me thinks you've learned all about YMMV
[QUOTE=CamperVan10; 1261578]Checked out FY finally. Good spot, clean, delivered as expected, with a hitch or 2.
Made appt for 1pm w / Amy. Waited 10 mins with another monger in the front, very akward. Was about to turn and go to WW or Jasmine, but Amy finally came out to get me as I had made an advance appt. She is nice, reasonably attractive, but it was busy busy and started out rushed. Taken into a nice clean room, undressed, told the house fee (.6) and paid, requesting the fee include TS. It did. Waited some more, then to TS which was good, although she was texting the whole time. Very limited tease in the shower had me spooked, but on the flip she soaped me up and had a word of caution about LE and no trouble. All was fine, except more texting when finished.
Back to the room, laid down, had to wait some more. She came back and we agreed medium massage. Good, above average, massage, not great, but good. At least she stopped texting during the massage. No tease at all until just before the flip when I squirmed to allow full access to my underside. She worked me good, light tease and backhand. Great, had to hold off.
Told to flip and all light tease, excellent work on junior and the boys, slow and light. Refused oil HE and kept with tease and jerk, to her disappointment, I guess it was more work than she wanted. OTC roaming, no problem, great action. She finished me and some perfunctory post finish scalp rub. New towel to clean up and I was done. Just about the hour including TS.
Next, I got dressed and left to take a leak, leaving a tip (.4) on the table. She was texting as I left. I returned, she was texting, and I told her the tip was in the room. She looked and paid no attention, I asked if it was ok, she said no, roaming is more. I aplogized and she said ok next time. Bummer. No nudity, nothing extra extra, above avg massage and otc roaming =.4 for me. Not sure I'll repeat now after the attitude at the end and all the waiting / texting. Yet, the finish was first class, so I might, but no roaming next time.[/QUOTE]Ah yes my friend! You have learned all about the concept of YMMV. Confirmed reports (good senior gents) have over the months that Amy has been there (unless it is a diff one) have reported that she is very attentive, gives a very nice massage with a nice tease and will do CBJ's with UCR. Of course we have also had reports of some of the ladies (Nicole and Tina) there going from FS to nothing and back. If anyome has any info on who is now there (Nicole and Tina still there?) and what they offer it would be appreciated by all.