Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BinaryMan; 1514073]Just tried Natural Healthcare at lunch, and as warned by another member, Judy is all business no play. Massage was mediocre at best, lack of lube didn't help. Avoided to jewels like the plague. When she finished (5 mins early) and asked "everything ok?" I nodded yes, spent my remaining 5 mins jerking off in the towel. Surprises are my forte.

Paid the house and left an $8 tip just because I'm a nice guy.

Not returning.[/QUOTE]No need to limit splooge to just the towel in those situations.

I am stilling holding out hope that you ruin Judy for the rest of us. I have confidence in you Nite.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1514724]No need to limit splooge to just the towel in those situations.[/QUOTE]

Now if you would count out the $8 in quarters, dimes and nickels, the point would have been driven home!

QUOTE=B Daddy17; 1514693]$8 more than I would have left.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vette78Man; 1515044]Now if you would count out the $8 in quarters, dimes and nickels, the point would have been driven home!

QUOTE=B Daddy17; 1514693]$8 more than I would have left.[/QUOTE] I know it's tough but we've got to stop rewarding bad service with tips! I've been guilty of this s#@# in the past.

[QUOTE=NuGuy36;1515077]I know it's tough but we've got to stop rewarding bad service with tips! I've been guilty of this s#@# in the past.[/QUOTE]I've only tipped once (at an AMP) when extras were NOT provided, the massage was THAT good! Hell, that's the reason I go to an AMP and not a CMT.

If the massage is decent at all, I will leave a tip. The Chinese places give the girls have the house and all the tip. Judy's massage is not the best, especially when she stays as far away from the jewels as possible, but it is not a horrible massage in my opinion. It could be a little wetter, but you don't go home all greasy either.

[QUOTE=NuGuy36;1515077]I know it's tough but we've got to stop rewarding bad service with tips! I've been guilty of this s#@# in the past.[/QUOTE]

Did a search for the AMP next to the Five Guys on Sugarloaf Pkwy but couldn't find it, so decided to venture on my own. It's run by Chinese ladies, and I drew Sunny. I'd say she's about 30 35yrs old, but claimed to be 26. Fairly flat body. Perhaps about 120lbs or so. Height about 5'4" or 5'5". The massage was okay. Didn't go near Mr. Happy and no HE. She didn't mind a DIY but would not provide assistance, so that was a bummer and Mr. Happy wasn't so happy. Damage was sixty for house and a 6 dollar tip.

Someone in a Ford Explorer came in at closing time (10pm) , but it was too late. I'm assuming it was one of you mongers because I remember reading about how everyone drives an Explorer on this thread.

What guy do I have to blow to stop my delayed posts? It's understandable for the first several posts, but this is becoming quite irritating.

[QUOTE=NuGuy36;1515077]I know it's tough but we've got to stop rewarding bad service with tips! I've been guilty of this s#@# in the past.[/QUOTE]Amen to that. These selfish bytches need to learn that shitty service and begging for tips is not tolerated in this country. In China? If a Chinese woman dared to do that shit, she'd be out on the street. Here, desperate American guys yearning for a little comfort will shell out that coin for shitty service. Suggest they go to China for a reality check. Plenty of Chinese women here want material goods at any cost. A lot go for high-end cars costing $70k or more, yet no dental plan.

[QUOTE=Sunkist;1515276]What guy do I have to blow to stop my delayed posts? It's understandable for the first several posts, but this is becoming quite irritating.[/QUOTE]Try blowing Admin. Let us know how it goes.

[QUOTE=Sunkist; 1515274]Did a search for the AMP next to the Five Guys on Sugarloaf Pkwy but couldn't find it, so decided to venture on my own. It's run by Chinese ladies, and I drew Sunny. I'd say she's about 30 35yrs old, but claimed to be 26. Fairly flat body. Perhaps about 120lbs or so. Height about 5'4" or 5'5". The massage was okay. Didn't go near Mr. Happy and no HE. She didn't mind a DIY but would not provide assistance, so that was a bummer and Mr. Happy wasn't so happy. Damage was sixty for house and a 6 dollar tip.

Someone in a Ford Explorer came in at closing time (10pm) , but it was too late. I'm assuming it was one of you mongers because I remember reading about how everyone drives an Explorer on this thread.[/QUOTE]That parlor is owned by the same person who owns the parlor on L'ville-Suwanee Road, exit 111. Totally legit. I've posted about this in the past. Sometimes you got to learn the hard way but keep plugging and keep posting.

[QUOTE=Sam1969;1512782]Made an early day appointment, was welcomed in and had a very quick covered massage of my upper back, then we went on to the TS. Lots of rubbing, and she did B2B. This girl could do Nuru if she wanted. Very sexy and talented with soap alone. Nothing too crazy in the TS room other than SS. Went to the room again and had a light massage. Flipped and had very passionate DFK. She gave great BBBJ and we proceeded to CG. I couldn't last long enough in CG. Got cleaned up again. Then, went back to the room to get dressed and kept the DFK going. Not sure if it's just what I wished for, but she definitely acted like she was into me and even wanted to keep in touch after I left. Amazing experience. I'm not sure if she does greek, but if she did this would have been my ATF hobby experience.[/QUOTE]My first experience here a while back wasn't so great so I haven't been in awhile. But I trusted your PMs and it was not bad at all. I actually really enjoyed it. Thanks a lot! They must be under new management because mamasan was a different lady, provider was a different girl, and just the all over atmosphere was very different. They've made a lot of improvement! I definitely see myself as a regular here.

Anybody done any recon here? Tried searching the boards but had zero luck. Always wiling to take point, but want to save my $$$ if there it is a waste of time. Thanks.

BozoBozo.

Just another clown

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1515322]Try blowing Admin. Let us know how it goes.[/QUOTE]Yeah I don't under stand it either. It is my understanding that they monitor your posting for a while and if you don't have any edited postings or warnings, you would be released. I guess not. Big brother is looking over my stuff as well.

Asked for Mina based off ThrillSeeker28's review. F9 (has clear braces but it actually adds to her) , B7 (bolt ons, tramp stamp. Ugh) , A8. Table shower was good and only wanted HE but should of went with FS. She was mechanical which is a first for me. I'm usually fighting the HE off within the first minute but I was going on 10 min seemed like and almost gave up. Half hour total damage $. I still like this place as my monthly get away.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1515322]Try blowing Admin. Let us know how it goes.[/QUOTE]After a monster 16 posts you are complaining!

[QUOTE=Sunkist;1515276]What guy do I have to blow to stop my delayed posts? It's understandable for the first several posts, but this is becoming quite irritating.[/QUOTE]I'm thinking (hoping) 9 more posts and you'll be there.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1515321]Amen to that. These selfish bytches need to learn that shitty service and begging for tips is not tolerated in this country. In China? If a Chinese woman dared to do that shit, she'd be out on the street. Here, desperate American guys yearning for a little comfort will shell out that coin for shitty service. Suggest they go to China for a reality check. Plenty of Chinese women here want material goods at any cost. A lot go for high-end cars costing $70k or more, yet no dental plan.[/QUOTE]I have always been amazed at the wasted money some of these girls spend their money on like when I go to the Club House I see all these BMW's and Benz's these Asian families drives BUT when they open their mouth OMG rotten teeth missing tooth etc. Bad breath OMG. Now I see why so many have to place their hands over their mouth when they laugh or try to smile.

Kid Cisco

[QUOTE=Hobby For All;1515682]After a monster 16 posts you are complaining![/QUOTE]The other dude was complaining, not me.

[QUOTE=Krispey001;1515571]Yeah I don't under stand it either. It is my understanding that they monitor your posting for a while and if you don't have any edited postings or warnings, you would be released. I guess not. Big brother is looking over my stuff as well.[/QUOTE]What? You are an SM.

Every once in a while I return to a shitty AMP just to see if anything has changed. Went to Sun Spa tonight. The same two ragged old mamasans were there, but they had a very petite Viet woman working named Ling. This woman is maybe 4'8" with very tiny hands. Curious about extras so put up with the lackluster massage. Gave her $40 for a clothed HJ. Big mistake. Her hands are so tiny she could barely fit one around junior and only tugged back and forth, no sliding motion whatsoever. Tried to teach her to no avail. Added to that, the fuckin' mamasan kept popping her head into the room to check on things. Ended up DIY and unloaded in Ling's outstretched hands. She then motioned for me to open the door for her but I feigned like I didn't understand and let her stew for a few moments before opening the door. Complete waste of time.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1516012]Every once in a while I return to a shitty AMP just to see if anything has changed. Went to Sun Spa tonight. The same two ragged old mamasans were there, but they had a very petite Viet woman working named Ling. This woman is maybe 4'8" with very tiny hands. Curious about extras so put up with the lackluster massage. Gave her $40 for a clothed HJ. Big mistake. Her hands are so tiny she could barely fit one around junior and only tugged back and forth, no sliding motion whatsoever. Tried to teach her to no avail. Added to that, the fuckin' mamasan kept popping her head into the room to check on things. Ended up DIY and unloaded in Ling's outstretched hands. She then motioned for me to open the door for her but I feigned like I didn't understand and let her stew for a few moments before opening the door. Complete waste of time.[/QUOTE]I was next door at the Bojangles picking up some grub yesterday and was very temped to stop by and check things out. Glad I decided against it.

Thanks for the post.

I recently went to Huntsville and visited a few locations based on reviews posted on the board for that location. What is sad is that our worst Atlanta AMP, even with the older ladies, is better than their best AMP. Something is wrong with the AMP world. All the talent is old now.

[QUOTE=Cbr005;1515618]Asked for Mina based off ThrillSeeker28's review. F9 (has clear braces but it actually adds to her) , B7 (bolt ons, tramp stamp. Ugh) , A8. Table shower was good and only wanted HE but should of went with FS. She was mechanical which is a first for me. I'm usually fighting the HE off within the first minute but I was going on 10 min seemed like and almost gave up. Half hour total damage $. I still like this place as my monthly get away.[/QUOTE]I saw mina on what she said was her first week there. Looks are decent enough but I hate implants and hers are rock hard. All in all she was a dead fish and a waste of time. My first bad experience there.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1516012]Every once in a while I return to a shitty AMP just to see if anything has changed. Went to Sun Spa tonight. The same two ragged old mamasans were there, but they had a very petite Viet woman working named Ling. This woman is maybe 4'8" with very tiny hands. Curious about extras so put up with the lackluster massage. Gave her $40 for a clothed HJ. Big mistake. Her hands are so tiny she could barely fit one around junior and only tugged back and forth, no sliding motion whatsoever. Tried to teach her to no avail. Added to that, the fuckin' mamasan kept popping her head into the room to check on things. Ended up DIY and unloaded in Ling's outstretched hands. She then motioned for me to open the door for her but I feigned like I didn't understand and let her stew for a few moments before opening the door. Complete waste of time.[/QUOTE]Nitie,

Thanks, as always, for confirming that it's appropriate to continue leaving Sun Spa off the list. Too bad, though. This provider sounds perfect for me."Very tiny hands" improve my self esteem.

Enjoy the ride,

Captain Howdy

Haven't Posted in a while:

BEST Nonsexual (but teasing Massage). LolaatJoJo's in Woodstock (she also works out of the new place in Kennesaw so you need to check daily). She is sweet, attractive, and uses most of her body during the massage. Awesome. For you Kiki fans, I think Lola is new champ!

Another Good Massage. Linda at Harmony north of 285, She is a little heavy, but very sweet and goes the extra mile, I book 90 mins and get foot massage for last 20 mins. She is all about service and your comfort.

Sure Thing. Shyanne, East of Atlanta, adverts on BP Bodyrub, Attractive mid 30's, great rack, safe and secure home, a little scripted, but she knows what she is doing. May repeat to see if she goes off script.

Went to Bally Hot Stone Spa today to see what all the fuss was about. The room was nice, with the double bed analogue for a massage table. A semi-attractive Korean came into the room with a face in the late 30s and skin / bod in the early 20s. She introduced herself as Sun Yi or Bun Yun or Krak Ho (cripes, I can never understand these women. I need to contract with Nite for translation services).

Off we went to the shower room, which as far as I'm concerned is one giant effing petri dish. Very nice TS. I always instruct them to put aside that disgusting sponge thing and wash me with their hands. It's smoother and less infected with other mongers' dead skin cells. Krak took her time and washed me good, with a bit of a massage as part of the soaping up and some nice wiener pulling on the flip.

After a brisk toweling, it was back to the room. After I laid down on my stomach, she draped me in a thick towel and lined up eight hot stones on my back. This was a surprise, in spite of the place's name. She left me to bake at 250 for twenty minutes, then came back in and gave me one of the best massages I've ever gotten from an AMP or any other massage location. I always bring my own supplies, so after massaging my back using the stones, she pulled off all the towels and rubbed me down with the high-quality lotion that is my constant companion in these places. That was another thirty minutes that left me very relaxed.

On the flip, I used the usual sign language to request some more wiener pulling, and indicated my own personal brand of tug juice I'd brought along. (Just so you know, I also bring my own liquid soap. None of those nasty bars that have flown like an X-wing through all why'all's asses.) She did a bang-up job here as well, with lots of prostate and ball rubbing in addition to manipulating the modest length of my stalk.

Total cost was $120, including the house fee. She tried to get me to pay $100 for a nude HJ (on top of $60) , but moodily dropped back down to $60 when I thanked her for the massage and started collecting my things.

Total score, with a tip of the hat to the Olympics: F6, B7, A9."A double side knot, a twirly overbend and, yes, yes, Krak sticks the landing."

Enjoy the ride (and bring along your own product) ,

Captain Howdy

[QUOTE=BozoBozo;1511723]That is the place. Next door to a chiropractor I think. I was there about 2 to 3 weeks ago. I will post when I see them open again.[/QUOTE]Sign now says they are closed for vacation. Come back next month.

[QUOTE=Captain Howdy; 1516540]Went to Bally Hot Stone Spa today to see what all the fuss was about. The room was nice, with the double bed analogue for a massage table. A semi-attractive Korean came into the room with a face in the late 30s and skin / bod in the early 20s. She introduced herself as Sun Yi or Bun Yun or Krak Ho (cripes, I can never understand these women. I need to contract with Nite for translation services).

Off we went to the shower room, which as far as I'm concerned is one giant effing petri dish. Very nice TS. I always instruct them to put aside that disgusting sponge thing and wash me with their hands. It's smoother and less infected with other mongers' dead skin cells. Krak took her time and washed me good, with a bit of a massage as part of the soaping up and some nice wiener pulling on the flip.

After a brisk toweling, it was back to the room. After I laid down on my stomach, she draped me in a thick towel and lined up eight hot stones on my back. This was a surprise, in spite of the place's name. She left me to bake at 250 for twenty minutes, then came back in and gave me one of the best massages I've ever gotten from an AMP or any other massage location. I always bring my own supplies, so after massaging my back using the stones, she pulled off all the towels and rubbed me down with the high-quality lotion that is my constant companion in these places. That was another thirty minutes that left me very relaxed.

On the flip, I used the usual sign language to request some more wiener pulling, and indicated my own personal brand of tug juice I'd brought along. (Just so you know, I also bring my own liquid soap. None of those nasty bars that have flown like an X-wing through all why'all's asses.) She did a bang-up job here as well, with lots of prostate and ball rubbing in addition to manipulating the modest length of my stalk.

Total cost was $120, including the house fee. She tried to get me to pay $100 for a nude HJ (on top of $60) , but moodily dropped back down to $60 when I thanked her for the massage and started collecting my things.

Total score, with a tip of the hat to the Olympics: F6, B7, A9."A double side knot, a twirly overbend and, yes, yes, Krak sticks the landing."

Enjoy the ride (and bring along your own product) ,

Captain Howdy[/QUOTE]At least you got in there. That mamasan hates me from another AMP.

[QUOTE=DiDiSmith;1516106]I recently went to Huntsville and visited a few locations based on reviews posted on the board for that location. What is sad is that our worst Atlanta AMP, even with the older ladies, is better than their best AMP. Something is wrong with the AMP world. All the talent is old now.[/QUOTE]Korea got rich; it's not necessary for young Korean girls to travel abroad the make bank to send home, so they don't.

If someone had the wherewithal, they could do very well indeed just identifying current struggling economies (but on the rise) with a sharp cost of living difference between the local and international economies, recruit young, hot girls there, fly them to the US for training / management (which actually would be a great career path for those aging AMP girls, because the Korean pampering IS rather unique) , and rotate girls in and out monthly on tourist visas.

O.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias; 1516617]Korea got rich; it's not necessary for young Korean girls to travel abroad the make bank to send home, so they don't.

If someone had the wherewithal, they could do very well indeed just identifying current struggling economies (but on the rise) with a sharp cost of living difference between the local and international economies, recruit young, hot girls there, fly them to the US for training / management (which actually would be a great career path for those aging AMP girls, because the Korean pampering IS rather unique) , and rotate girls in and out monthly on tourist visas.

O.[/QUOTE]This is great! When can we expect "Oz Spa" to open?

Went to Aroma Therapy on Piedmont today. Greeted by mamasan who was very nice. Was introduced to Honey. Great body. Tall. Natural C's. Round ass. Negotiated $1. 80 for FS. Well worth it. No TS. Just straight to business. Her talent is DT without a doubt. Finished in doggie. Will be back soon.

Also June at NY Spa will do B2B TS for $.00. Had it a couple weeks ago.

I've been mongering in ATL for 5 years now. Lurking here for about the same amount of time.

New member over and out.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias; 1516617]Korea got rich; it's not necessary for young Korean girls to travel abroad the make bank to send home, so they don't.

If someone had the wherewithal, they could do very well indeed just identifying current struggling economies (but on the rise) with a sharp cost of living difference between the local and international economies, recruit young, hot girls there, fly them to the US for training / management (which actually would be a great career path for those aging AMP girls, because the Korean pampering IS rather unique) , and rotate girls in and out monthly on tourist visas.

O.[/QUOTE]Now I know what do do with my 401k.

I heard from a lady who runs another one of the spa's out that way, that it was sold and the new owners are working on their license.

[QUOTE=BozoBozo;1516544]Sign now says they are closed for vacation. Come back next month.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/thp/3199592166.html[/url]

Unless someone waves me off, I am going to TOFTT on this one.

Stopped by today and drew the black girl. Should have known a black girl in an Asian parlor was not going to turn out good. But she looked good and had some short shorts on, so figured what the heck. Probably the worst massage I have ever had. I can live with a legit massage as long as it was good. She kept a big ass towel on me the whole time and never even massaged my ass, even through the towel. Spent probably 40 minutes of the hour massaging my neck and shoulders. Even said let me leave the room while you flip onto your back. Was a chatty Cathy. There were a couple people that walked in and she would go and greet them, saying I will be done in 19 minutes and I will be done in 12 minutes. Total waste of time. This place takes payment ahead of time and she had the nerve to ask even before she started if I wanted to go ahead and leave the tip. I told her lets wait until the end and then she even had more nerve to ask for a tip at the end and looked shocked when I chuckled and said maybe next time. Had a decent session with Judy there last time I stopped in. Should have known better to push my luck and get 2 in a row. You have been warned.

[QUOTE=NotParticular; 1516516]Haven't Posted in a while:

BEST Nonsexual (but teasing Massage). LolaatJoJo's in Woodstock (she also works out of the new place in Kennesaw so you need to check daily). She is sweet, attractive, and uses most of her body during the massage. Awesome. For you Kiki fans, I think Lola is the new champ[/QUOTE]Totally agree with this. I have been seeing her once a month since she was at Swan. Great legit massage.

[QUOTE=Vette78Man;1517351]Stopped by today and drew the black girl. Should have known a black girl in an Asian parlor was not going to turn out good. But she looked good and had some short shorts on, so figured what the heck. Probably the worst massage I have ever had. I can live with a legit massage as long as it was good. She kept a big ass towel on me the whole time and never even massaged my ass, even through the towel. Spent probably 40 minutes of the hour massaging my neck and shoulders. Even said let me leave the room while you flip onto your back. Was a chatty Cathy. There were a couple people that walked in and she would go and greet them, saying I will be done in 19 minutes and I will be done in 12 minutes. Total waste of time. This place takes payment ahead of time and she had the nerve to ask even before she started if I wanted to go ahead and leave the tip. I told her lets wait until the end and then she even had more nerve to ask for a tip at the end and looked shocked when I chuckled and said maybe next time. Had a decent session with Judy there last time I stopped in. Should have known better to push my luck and get 2 in a row. You have been warned.[/QUOTE]Is this the place on 29 or on Pleasant Hill?

[QUOTE=SoloRider; 1516695]Went to Aroma Therapy on Piedmont today. Greeted by mamasan who was very nice. Was introduced to Honey. Great body. Tall. Natural C's. Round ass. Negotiated $1. 80 for FS. Well worth it. No TS. Just straight to business. Her talent is DT without a doubt. Finished in doggie. Will be back soon.

Also June at NY Spa will do B2B TS for $.00. Had it a couple weeks ago.

I've been mongering in ATL for 5 years now. Lurking here for about the same amount of time.

New member over and out.[/QUOTE]Solo,

Good report. Thanks. I'll put June on my calendar for September. I loves me some B2B TS, which is sorta kinda like a cheap ass nuru session.

Enjoy the ride,

CH

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1517368]Is this the place on 29 or on Pleasant Hill?[/QUOTE]Corner of Hwy 29 and Pleasant Hill / Lester. Her name is Kristen and she said her last week was this coming week. Don't feel bad VetteMan, I had exact same scenario. First thing all the ladies do there is walk in with a timer and they all (including Judy) set it before any massage takes place.