Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MrNoodly;1473529]I've never gone there (though I've gone to its neighbors) because it keeps getting bad reviews about outrageous upselling and bad attitudes. So Mimi isn't like that?[/QUOTE]To me, Woodlawn is like most of the AMPs in town, it just depends on timing. I got a new approach, if the upselling starts and they want money up front I just tell them to finish the massage in the number of minutes I paid for and forget the ending. I tell them I have money but I'm not going to pay until AFTER, if they don't want that I'll save my tip for someone else. No hard feeling. One first girl got pissed but I saved. 6, another girl said ok and I got a decent BJ in which I tipped accordingly.

I had a meeting in Monroe, so I thought I'd try King afterward on the way back to Charlotte. Got Ann, whose excellent tits don't compensate for totally un-sensual, mechanical service. The table shower covered all the bases, but, personally, I don't like my sensitive bits scrubbed with netting. She tried giving something resembling a massage. This is the first time I've ever had someone think that rubbing her shin on my Achilles tendon was pleasurable. Instead of cheesy zen music, there was just a radio tuned to what seemed to be an all-commercials-all-the-time station. There was no pretense of massage after the flip, just "What you want?" At least she didn't complain about the price I was willing to pay for what I wanted. She sucked with intensity but earned low marks for style and technical proficiency. Her kitty was as dry as chalk. Good thing I hadn't paid for FS. I managed to get off by fantasizing I was with someone else. SInce the massage was lame, I stopped at SR #2 for a pretty good one. She threw in an extra 15 minutes. Now, if the SR chain would just do something about the uncomfortable face holes in their tables.

Went to SCS and dropped. 8 for nothing more than a massage. Will give it another shot but I tried my best to get special treatment.

[QUOTE=Wshobbyist;1475354]Went to SCS and dropped. 8 for nothing more than a massage. Will give it another shot but I tried my best to get special treatment.[/QUOTE]I had the same problem, I've been twice and have had no luck. However lots of members here have had good times and positive reports. As always YMMV

The SCS you are talking about is the place on hwy 51 by staples? That's the place my report was referring to. Perhaps I had the name wrong.

[QUOTE=Newguy72;1475808]The SCS you are talking about is the place on hwy 51 by staples? That's the place my report was referring to. Perhaps I had the name wrong.[/QUOTE]You where right, and thats what we where reffering to.

[url]http://charlotte.backpage.com/BodyRubs/slow-firm-soft-hard-fast-just-tell-us-how-you-like-it-we-help-relax-your-mind-and-body-21/8429746[/url]

Dropped in recently in the early evening. .6 at the door. Place was clean, attendant Hanna was really cute and friendly. TS, quick rub and the. 4 upgrade. No view, but that's OK considering the tip. First time there and I would go back. Location is out of the way and it was clean. In and out in under 45 but that was also fine with me. YMMV.

Be safe,

Jim

[QUOTE=Slimdv8; 1474568]First time post on the board. Guess this only happens once. I am visiting Charlotte for about 10 days for business and took a chance on Jing because it is very close to my hotel. Had Susan who is apparently one of the owners. Mid-late 30's appears to be a nice body as she would not undress. I had what was surprisingly a VERY good massage. I was very curious as they didn't charge anything until the very end and no negotiation. About 30 minutes on the back then the flip, she spent a good 10 minutes teasing and went straight to work for the HE. I asked for BJ but she said no and no roaming allowed up top. Opted for the TS at the end to get cleaned up which was an extra. 1 on top of the. 6 for the hour. No mention of tip so I gave her the standard. 4 and was out the door. I would probably go back for the massage just don't plan on getting anything else. She told me they are having a hard time finding girls to work there and that she owns the business with one other person. Apparently the only two working consistently. I want to hit up one more before I leave Friday morning. Any suggestion where I can get a good BBBJ or CBJ with TS and at least a decent massage? I sure would appreciate some insight for a lost Texan in Charlotte.

Cheers[/QUOTE]Sounds like a totally different Jing. I have never known Susan or Jun or whatever she is going to any HE and always asked for the money upfront. Even when she was doing them out of her house. Jing seems to have the most conflicting reports of any place I have ever seen. They do have a different girl seems like every week. They never stay long for some reason

[QUOTE=Bouinage;1475554]I had the same problem, I've been twice and have had no luck.[/QUOTE]So it's not just me.

[QUOTE=MrNoodly;1477272]So it's not just me.[/QUOTE]Isn't erotic massage legal in NC? If not, why not?

[QUOTE=Karezza;1477330]Isn't erotic massage legal in NC? If not, why not?[/QUOTE]Yes, but so is everything else, or will be. Children can't even operate a lemonade stand anymore or sell cookies without the police putting a halt to it.

Licenses are a permit issued by the state or local government (for a fee, sort of like a bribe) that allow the license holder to do something illegal. For example, driving a car is illegal. But, if you have a driving license, you are now permitted to drive a car even though it is illegal. Massage Therapy is illegal. But if you have a massage and bodywork license, you can now perform this illegal act even on the opposite sex which is also illegal.

Well anyway, I suspect that there will be a license to perform erotic massages someday (the fee might be sky high) which at the moment are illegal.

I think Licenses are more to shake you down for taxes than anything else.

[QUOTE=Mr Monger; 1477574]Yes, but so is everything else, or will be. Children can't even operate a lemonade stand anymore or sell cookies without the police putting a halt to it.

Licenses are a permit issued by the state or local government (for a fee, sort of like a bribe) that allow the license holder to do something illegal. For example, driving a car is illegal. But, if you have a driving license, you are now permitted to drive a car even though it is illegal. Massage Therapy is illegal. But if you have a massage and bodywork license, you can now perform this illegal act even on the opposite sex which is also illegal.

Well anyway, I suspect that there will be a license to perform erotic massages someday (the fee might be sky high) which at the moment are illegal.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mr Monger; 1477574]Yes, but so is everything else, or will be. Children can't even operate a lemonade stand anymore or sell cookies without the police putting a halt to it.

Licenses are a permit issued by the state or local government (for a fee, sort of like a bribe) that allow the license holder to do something illegal. For example, driving a car is illegal. But, if you have a driving license, you are now permitted to drive a car even though it is illegal. Massage Therapy is illegal. But if you have a massage and bodywork license, you can now perform this illegal act even on the opposite sex which is also illegal.

Well anyway, I suspect that there will be a license to perform erotic massages someday (the fee might be sky high) which at the moment are illegal.[/QUOTE]FBSM, full body rubs, erotic masssage are not considered prostitution under N. C. G. S. Because of severe budget constraints on LEO these days outcall erotic massage is essentially decriminalized in many juristictions; like the Triangle area, which has a flourishing scene of under the radar independent p / t sex workers (lot of college gals, laid off workers) who need $$$ and know the risk of being arrested for a 'crime against nature' under NC's ridiulously archaic law is very small. Plus more and more of these ladies are getting training at places like the New School of Erotic Touch.

So, I was with my favorite provider yesterday. Referring to my dick, she said,"You've got a monster!"

I chuckled and scoffed,"Naw, it's only average."

She replied,"What makes you think that? I've probably seen more dicks than you. After all, I do this for a living, and I used to be involved in the swinger scene."

To which I said,"Maybe, but I've been in a lot of locker rooms."

I've also read the research on penis size. I know where I am on the charts. Right there in the middle, maybe even a bit toward the smaller side of average. Even so, I went away from the session FEELING bigger. Damn, she's good at her job. I mean, the pros will always tell flattering lies, but most of them are so bad at it. You know it's just a routine. But some know how to lie just right.

All that really counts is that she was able to make it bigger for a little while isn't it?

[QUOTE=MrNoodly; 1478108]So, I was with my favorite provider yesterday. Referring to my dick, she said,"You've got a monster!"

I chuckled and scoffed,"Naw, it's only average."

She replied,"What makes you think that? I've probably seen more dicks than you. After all, I do this for a living, and I used to be involved in the swinger scene."

To which I said,"Maybe, but I've been in a lot of locker rooms."

I've also read the research on penis size. I know where I am on the charts. Right there in the middle, maybe even a bit toward the smaller side of average. Even so, I went away from the session FEELING bigger. Damn, she's good at her job. I mean, the pros will always tell flattering lies, but most of them are so bad at it. You know it's just a routine. But some know how to lie just right.[/QUOTE]