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For my friends in VA. Basic Spanish!

Ever deal with gals that don't speak a lot of english? Well, have some fun and speak to them in Spanish.

Note:

I have decided to use my own phonetic spelling instead of the spanish spelling as it is easier to follow and to then pronounce the words in spanish. I have tried to translate the sounds as close to the google translate voice rendition of the words as possible. Don't forget to use your best spanish accent impersonation While using these phrases. The senoritas will love it!

You can start off by saying.

1: I love you! Tee-Ah-Moe.

2: Come here baby! Ben-nah-kaa mami!

When you becken her to join you in bed or maybe she's running from the D.

3: Hey baby! Bi-yah mami!

4: Hot baby! Cal-lee-inn-taye mami!

5: Hot! Cal-lee-inn-taye!

6: Much pleasure! Mu-cho-goose-toe!

You can yell this when it's getting good or after the fact. Add a couple of extra muchos if you like.

7: Suck me baby! Chu-pah-maye mami!

8: Yes baby! See mami!

9: See Yes.

10: Baby Sweetie Mami.

11: Sen-yor-ree-ta Unmarried woman.

12: Slow Len-ta!

You may have to say this to slow them down when they try to get you to bust too soon for you or if she has the nerve to try to rush you.

17: Fast Rap-pee-doe.

18: Let's go! Vom-min-nose.

19: A little bit more Poe-ko-maas When you're getting head & want a little bit more.

20: Beautiful Bo-nee-ta.

Flattery will get you lots of brownie points with the girls.

21: Beautiful etc Here-ri-mo-sa.

22:30 minutes Train-ta min-nu-toes.

23:15 Minutes Kinse-ah Min-nu-toes.

24:60 minutes Ses-sen-ta Min-nu-toes.

25: Beautiful mouth Her-moe-sa boe-kaa.

26: Beautiful ass / booty Her-moe-so cool-er.

27: Great pussy! Gran Cone-yo.

28: Very good pussy! Moy bee-inn cone-yo.

29: Come on baby! Ben-ga mami!

Maybe it's time to move on in the session or perhaps you want her to try harder??

30: Ah baby! Ah mami!

31: Move Mov-vi-mee-inn-toe.

Perhaps you want her to get busy with some movement?? Most will understand just "move".

32: Fuck me baby! Co-kem-mee mami!

33: I want to meet you. Key-ro Con-no-sert-tay.

34: My name is. Me-nome-bray-es.

Make sure she knows who's about to wax her behind.

34 a. Say my name! Dee-mee-nome-bray.

35: Listen Es-coo-cha.

36: Help! Ah-yude-the.

37: Help me! Ah-yude-the-the-mee.

38: No Nah.

39: May I see you again? Poor-doe ver-tay dee- nu-wave-va.

You've found a winner!

40:100 See-inn.

41: Miss you!! Tet-cho-de-meh-nose.

42: See you soon. The-vah-oh pronto.

Happy mongering!

SJ.

Posting this here because DC board is a wasteland.

This one's in Logan Square, DC.

Looks TGTBT but I texted her last night & she texted me back to call her. I wasn't in the area & it was kind of late so I told her I'd get upnwith her later this week.

Did a Google Search & all I found was the ad I contacted her from.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/27236117/[/URL]

Any help would be appreciated. If no one knows anything I'll TOFTT & post a detailed review.

DF.

This cutie drove up from Richmond on Saturday night with her friend. I think that they are still in DC.

[URL]https://escortindex.com/ad/richmond/540-217-1552/1/412627[/URL]

Both are cute and in the mid 20's. They were hanging out at the MGM on Sunday, and they did not have a room. So, I offered to do a car date in the MGM garage. Kind of risky, but it worked out.

I think that they are both new to the game, but they were experienced enough. I took my pick of the two, and we found a spot in the back of the garage. I negotiated 50, but I did not feel rushed at all. She did not want to give me a BJ, but she let me DATY for as long as I wanted. She was getting into it, but after five minutes or so, it was time for the main event. She was on her back, and she was very wet. It did not take me long to fill the bag.

I hope that they stick around. They are clean and a lot of fun. They both wanted me, but I only had time for one.

[QUOTE=JonWan;4013882]This cutie drove up from Richmond on Saturday night with her friend. I think that they are still in DC.

[URL]https://escortindex.com/ad/richmond/540-217-1552/1/412627[/URL]

Both are cute and in the mid 20's. They were hanging out at the MGM on Sunday, and they did not have a room. So, I offered to do a car date in the MGM garage. Kind of risky, but it worked out.

I think that they are both new to the game, but they were experienced enough. I took my pick of the two, and we found a spot in the back of the garage. I negotiated 50, but I did not feel rushed at all. She did not want to give me a BJ, but she let me DATY for as long as I wanted. She was getting into it, but after five minutes or so, it was time for the main event. She was on her back, and she was very wet. It did not take me long to fill the bag.

I hope that they stick around. They are clean and a lot of fun. They both wanted me, but I only had time for one.[/QUOTE]You mean they both wanted your money! Haha.

[QUOTE=Creeping;4014515]You mean they both wanted your money! Haha.[/QUOTE]Yeah, they both wanted my 50.

Actually, it was kind of funny. I had set up the date with the girl in the pic, which I will call girl #1. When I got there, I started talking to girl #2. I asked girl #2, if she was coming along with girl #1. She said that she was going to join us. Then, she asked me how much money I had, and I told her 50. Girl #1 said, "Yeah, it is just a car date. ".

Then, I said to girl #2, "Do you want the date?" And, girl #1 said to girl #2, "This is my date. Are you going to give me the money?" Girl #2 just shrugged her shoulders and said "let's go. ".

I think that I made the right choice. Girl #2 did not seem to be in any hurry, and she seemed to be into the session.

Unfortunately, these girls probably do not make the trip from Richmond to DC very often.

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I had the opportunity of seeing this lady in Manassas a few days ago for the. 6 short stay. Easy to set up and make an appointment. Arrived and was given the room information. Went up and started a CBJ with good skills, she started on top then swapped to doggy until completion. Got dressed said my goodbyes. It was a good visit and worth the. 6. The photos were real and accurate. The lady was nice. I've paid a lot more and gotten the same results. I would repeat.

[QUOTE=SuperJimmyC;4013346]For my friends in VA. Basic Spanish!

Ever deal with gals that don't speak a lot of english? Well, have some fun and speak to them in Spanish.

Note:

I have decided to use my own phonetic spelling instead of the spanish spelling as it is easier to follow and to then pronounce the words in spanish. I have tried to translate the sounds as close to the google translate voice rendition of the words as possible. Don't forget to use your best spanish accent impersonation While using these phrases. The senoritas will love it!

You can start off by saying.

1: I love you! Tee-Ah-Moe....

SJ.[/QUOTE]Good work sir!

Hey all. So only just found this forum a couple weeks ago and been going through the pages. Good amount of info here and hopefully can add my 50 cents to this. Been hobbying for a long time unfortunately and probably be in it for a bit unless something else comes up. Giving some of my info / intel on those I've seen which are still active as a good majority of my info on others is now really out of date or those ones I saw are no longer around. A lot of my "regs" have come and gone since the shut-down or just not around any more. Here is my quick intel on those I can speak to. Know that most of the time I've seen someone I'll keep myself as "safe" as possible from getting anything and go the non-GFE route not trying to get any of the other options. I'll do this in separate parts to cut down on the size of post. Here is part 1:

Diana.

Really great but not sure if still active (only one I'm putting on here I found when searching and for a good reason she is being listed). Haven't seen her in a couple years. Has strict rules, $. 6 for hh non-GFE but really great body. Bad side is she has a "bodyguard" that sits outside. I can elaborate but not sure if can go into details here. Pm and I'll tell more details on that. If it wasn't for the bodyguard I would recommend as she is really great in looks and skill. Really good pear shape behind and good moving it. She does everything covered and minimal positions (see strict rules from before). Because of the rules and the bodyguard thing, I wouldn't recommend. Link below.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/diana-escort-washington-dc-26445[/URL]

Hazel.

One of my favorites. See her almost every time she's in town. I've never had an issue with her and always treats me great. $$ for hh, non-GFE. She gets so much biz on the first few days she's here that she pretty much has an empty schedule after. She's normally in town for at least a week and a half to 2 weeks depending on how things are going. Be good to wait at least 3-4 days after she's here to schedule. Best way to tell if she is in town is to look at Eros. If her profile is listed she should be in town. Number is the 8999 one. Recommend. All covered with her too and all safe. Does have implants but they still feel good (while I can never say as good as natural though). Does most positions but most of mine have been cowgirl, standing doggy, doggy and miss.

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/1507583[/URL]

Jennifer.

The other go to when most anything else just falls through. I see her when she's available and it's not too late in the day. Last saw her a couple weeks ago. She is a day person only (morning until about 6 pm). $. 6 for semi-GFE (for me at least; YMMV). I saw someone else post on here asking about her but didn't have an account then to respond. I haven't had a bad time with her ever. Pics are her and face is decent. She doesn't speak too much English but good enough to get by and talk about weekend plans or for the day / night. Haven't had any other position other than miss since she kind of guides the session, which I'm fine with. Usually lots of foreplay in the beginning too. Overall I'd recommend.

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/2860051[/URL]

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/hot-hot-hot-mamacita-ready-for-you-jennifer-available-now-12355642[/URL]

Here is part 2 of my intel:

Naomi.

Saw this one mostly as it looked too good to be true and actually be her pics but I was corrected (thankfully somewhat). It is her pics but really bad price gouage and non-GFE. One is she needs real info to proof you are who you are. I was able to when TER was still up but moot point now. Second, the hh is $$. 6 or $$$ for CBJ only. Does offer a "second way" in the hh but not sure I can't say what it is and still keep this undeleted / modified. And it's $$ for the hr. Unless you sign up to be her "fan" then it's a $ discount on the hr at least. The link below will say cheaper but it's in vegas and I'm pretty sure that price is after being a "fan". Supposedly get more for the hr but I'm not one to pony up for the hr to TOFTT. I can't remember what TER said about her. Anyway, I can't recommend. Been a year or so since I saw her around here.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/nevada/las-vegas/female-escorts/1315278[/URL]

Dakini.

I think I saw someone post a question about her or some info, in my experience with her I can't recommend. I had a better expereience at an AMP than I did with her. Now mind you when I saw her was probably 5+ years ago at least. Hopefully I can say this, pretty much went in and stayed an hour. Start on your stomach first but quick turn over to top. Does the HJ towards the beginning and if not "done" within 2 minutes you're going to blue it out of there. Complained about wrist hurts too much if continue any longer. Would finish the rest of the session "massaging you" but I was too tense and pissed that I couldn't relax any more. I think I ended up going to AMP after just to "relax" LOL. I don't remember what her prices were but I would think around $. 6 or $. 8 for hr? Again don't quote me as it was a long time since I saw her. Would not recommend at all.

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/special-a-36ddd-blonde-tantric-kamasutra-goddess-and-lmt__1539892716-13203104/[/URL]

Gladys.

I saw someone else say on here about how she is good and able to see. It was definitely not the case with me. I can say for sure that the pics in the link are definitely not her. Definitely did a bait and switch with me. I can say the room which I meet her in is not the same one she was sleeping in and was with someone else in a different room. $. 2 for hh and not GFE. This was a few weeks ago. Really bad experience but again YMMV for all these.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/female-escorts/1216737[/URL]

Here is part 3 of my intel.

Melissa.

So I remember seeing both the real Melissa and the fake one about 3-4 years ago (maybe more). I was seeing the fake one for a while (the one linked below) and then after the fake one went away the real Melissa came in. The fake one was pretty cool still (non-GFE) but had a bit of a bad attitude after the 2nd /3rd time seeing her. One of her comments was "oh, you again?" I can't be sure the link below is the same fake one I saw but I do know it's a fake one. The fake one also posted in Springfield while the real one stayed in "classier" locations. When I saw the real one she wouldn't accept anything lower than $$ for hh. The real one is non-GFE for hh at least and also said how a lot of people use her pics. I didn't really click with the real one but take it with a gain of salt to know what to look for when the "real one" posts. The real one is also a lot shorter than she looks (maybe around 5'2). I used to have her tagged / reviewed in TER so might be the real one below but can't be certain any more.

Fake one - [URL]https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/female-escorts/1198871[/URL].

Possible real one - [URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/235632[/URL].

Gabby.

Horrible experience. Just want to burn it out of my mind. Not like the pics in the posts at all and is for sure a bait and switch. If remember correctly (this was about 9+ months ago) $. 4 or $. 2 for hh non-GFE. Not good looking either. I do keep seeing different pictures & names for the same number but I honestly will never try a rotational number again. Stay away.

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/springfield-gabby-chapina-ven-probar-mi-caramelo-13184407[/URL]

Kathrine.

OMG it was one of those days where I was like "PLEASE be good looking" type hispanic crap shoot call. I can't tell you how relieved I am to find she was beautiful. A really good spinner. I had fun with her for sure. I won't be able to find the link again since I didn't record her number since I found out she wasn't going to be in the states much longer before going home. And said she wouldn't have the same number when came back but would use the same name. Probably be back around in NVA area probably Spring / beginning of summer 2019. Pics weren't her and took a chance to find a really good gem. She definitely liked switching up positions a lot and lots of grabbing hold of her top. Slim with great shape all around. The below pic is about as close to what she looks like that I can find. The only difference is she had dirty blond hair instead of black. Hope to find her next year when she is back in town and let you all know here when she is.

[URL]http://www.allspanishgirls.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/53/2015/10/allspanishgirls-denise-gomez.jpg[/URL]

Here is the last of my intel for the time being:

Crystal B. Tried calling but missed her while she was in town and went up to NY. The way she spoke she definitely sounds legit but can't vouch for the photos. She did say she would be back in the DC area after Thanksgiving. I'll post up if able to see her.

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/2961414[/URL]

AMPs-.

About my only go to one when not feeling up to FS or after a long day of moving stuff to work out the kinks. I'm not going to leave too much detail or my opinion on a lot of them since most were just a basic AMP with nothing worth telling. Just the ones I have been 3+ times or if there is something bad about it.

This one was decent. Saw them over a year ago so far. Basic AMP with shower / massage and flip. The one I got seemed alright but didn't really click with her. Saw another that looked better but not sure want to try again.

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/pinetree-spa-high-class-massage-no-1-rating-12904230[/URL]

Another decent one but the location for it sucks. It sits in a dual complex with an upstairs and downstairs as two different company's. The spa is upstairs and some other one downstairs. You have to pass by the downstairs one and when I went they had their door open. So pretty much tell who is coming going for the "massage". The place itself was meh if I remember correctly. Also basic AMP with shower / massage and flip.

(can't find the link for it but it's off Route 7 called golden therapy).

This one was one of my original fav ones to go to but just keep changing out all the time with management and couldn't find a good one again. This was probably 2-3 years ago. Might be good again but who knows any more LOL.

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/dc-blue-therapy-so-hot-so-cute-magic-touch-young-asian-girls-13149383[/URL]

I've been on quest lately to check out the "value" options in the area. I have had some good success too. My most recent visit was to see Maria. Called and made the appointment given the location and I was on my way. Arrived at the location and given the room number. I was met at the door by the girl in the photos and an overwhelming smell of cigarettes. Session was good for the. 6 SS. Not sure if I would repeat due to the heavy cigarette smell.

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Very nice girl ready to make your day happy 571-469-2574.

[QUOTE=RayDayz;4015502]
Diana.

Really great but not sure if still active (only one I'm putting on here I found when searching and for a good reason she is being listed). Haven't seen her in a couple years. Has strict rules, $. 6 for hh non-GFE but really great body. Bad side is she has a "bodyguard" that sits outside. I can elaborate but not sure if can go into details here. Pm and I'll tell more details on that. If it wasn't for the bodyguard I would recommend as she is really great in looks and skill. Really good pear shape behind and good moving it. She does everything covered and minimal positions (see strict rules from before). Because of the rules and the bodyguard thing, I wouldn't recommend. Link below.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/diana-escort-washington-dc-26445[/URL]

[/QUOTE]It has also been years since I saw Diana as I usually don't get over to her part of Virginia. When I last saw her, I had a GFE (dfk, BBBJ) encounter that included greek and msog. She was charging just 2 franklins for an hour of her time. Also, there was no body guard that I ever saw. Maybe she's changed, maybe it's a YMMV situation. I don't even know if she's still active, but I thought I'd chime in since my experience with her was very positive.

I used to rely on Backpage when looking for some company. I never bothered to save the phone number of the girls I met because the ads were always available. Now that times are tough I was pleasantly surprised to find the phone number of someone I had seen over a year ago. She is an Asian girl named Cindy. She is a little on the thick side, but is very good at what she does. Very accommodating, and she did an expert massage with prostate milking. She is usually in the Dulles area. For others here with no more access to Backpage, I called her phone 347XXX2691, and set up an appointment without any problems.

[QUOTE=Cash2274;4013330]Has anyone seen this girl? She's my type, and her prices aren't outrageous (wants $. 5 for hhr, $$ for hr).

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/come-try-the-best-around__1541295068-13503353[/URL]

She's had other ads around the country for Sara Allure, but I haven't seen any reviews. Anyone TOFTT yet? Or is it on me?[/QUOTE]Looks interesting please report back.