Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Fun Sex]Gents,

I have been out of the game for about 4 years now, so I don't know the "normal routine" anymore. I need some help. I will be in Tyson Corner area for 1 week.

I need a reliable massage therapist provide outcall in the area. I don't really need any FS, but HJ would be nice. Good looking is a plus. I would spend between $ to $.5 for the service.

Please help.
FunSex[/QUOTE]

Most outcall girls in Tysons are not good at massage at all. In the Tysons area, you are a short drive away from 50 and 495, there are at least 3 independent Asian ladies working near the FFX Hospital Center.

I have seen 2 of the frequent advertisers and highly recommend both for they provide exactly what you asked for, except it is incall only.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/1600170516.html[/url]
[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/1598847111.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Brahmabull]Most outcall girls in Tysons are not good at massage at all. In the Tysons area, you are a short drive away from 50 and 495, there are at least 3 independent Asian ladies working near the FFX Hospital Center.

I have seen 2 of the frequent advertisers and highly recommend both for they provide exactly what you asked for, except it is incall only.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/1600170516.html[/url]
[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/1598847111.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Thank you for your help. Which one is cuter/prettier? Just for reference, do you know if they also provide FS?

[QUOTE=Fun Sex]Thank you for you help. Which one is cuter/prettier? Just for reference, do you know if they also provide FS?[/QUOTE]I wish there was a rule in here to stick with PMs or be more careful when asking about independents. They are nice ladies who shouldn't be put in a spotlight.

Does anyone know if this is the Miki that used to be at Soft Touch who went "on vacation" about a year or so ago?

[QUOTE=Drunker Irish]

Body of 30ish woman but face of 50 year old. I just kept looking at the body and ignoring the face as much as possible.

Miki started a few days ago.

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I just returned from a very nice session at the Pine Tree. Linda did an outstanding table shower followed by Toni and one of the best massage sessions to be had in NoVa.

Standrd NoVa prices of $80/$60 and standard NoVa services.

I will try to see her again.

JJ

Last night I went to Papaya in Falls Church. I've seen other reviews that were not too flattering but decided to give it a try since it was convenient. Rather than play games with the price, I simply offered $200 up front. I said, "make sure you make me come back now". I must say that Jooim (I think that's how you spell it) provided outstanding service. My suggestion, don't play games talking price like your looking for some deal with a coupon in your pocket. Simply pay the going rate for what you see and what you want. I left no further tip and she seemed cool with that.

Saw Yumi recently at an AMP near Chantilly. She's a good looking middle-aged girl with awesome natural Ds or DDs. Provided a fantastic shower and finish. Very minimal and mediocre massage. Standard house fee + $. 3, all in. Very enthusiastic service, but a pushy and very flirtatious upsell (kept asking for fee upfront, but delivered)

Seniors can PM for more as I wouldn't want to risk a pushy Uncle's attention. (Sorry if it takes me a couple of days to answer, but I only log on every third or fourth day or so)

Until/unless our favorite MMS returns, I will not be going back to K***s. I've found no warmth there for the past two visits (and I note Angie has been missing this entire time).

K***s has been my ATF for years. And what made it my ATF was "the warmth" of the place. The hospitality, the smiles, the friendliness.

I am sure someone will say "if you want warmth, buy a puppy". And perhaps I may. But, when I want a great massage a puppy is not the best of providers.

Until I know Angie has returned, I'll look for that great massage elsewhere.

My visit today.

TS (6). Only the water was warm

Massage (7). Therapeutic back walking, but only the steaming towels were warm (and they were actually nice considering the temperature of the studio was probably below 70F)

However, everything was mechanical. With no smiles, no one happy to be there (and in this case that included me)

MINUS POINTS. Shorted time by 15 minutes. And the place was devoid of other customers from the time I arrived to the time I left (and indications were no one had been there for a while).

With what in my experience is poor service, I would think the place may be lacking clients for some time. But then again, your mileage may vary.

I've been a good client for over three years. Even the new staff knew that I had been a regular customer for some time. So, I think even a lower score should be considered.

Remember to be nice to the ladies. I was nice today (but I was not particularly happy, and no reason at all to exceed standard rates (and I considered deducting for the time not honored)

Ah well

PA

PS. I know our spas change management and owners from time to time. If, perhaps Angie has moved to a new location, I wish her luck. And if you know where she is, please PM.

[QUOTE=Nysex]Rather than play games with the price....
...I simply offered $200 up front.
Simply pay the going rate....
...she seemed cool with that.[/QUOTE]
That's just it, Nysex. $$ is not the going price around the DMV. Maybe in NY. No wonder she treated you nice. A Yankee comes down south and throws around 25% more tip than normal. What do you expect? She's no fool. But neither did you make her extra horny with the extra .4.

RTFF and learn the pricing structure in a new city before you create problems.

I am one for treating the girls nice and have been known to tip extra. But dropping $$ before the deed is simply showboating and does nobody any good in the long run.

As usual in cases like this, this isn't a discussion. No reply necessary.

Thus endeth the lesson.

AD

It's been a while since I posted simply because there isn't much to talk about. Most of the places I go to are standard everything and with DC shut down, the age and rates(tips) went up, but not the services. Anyway, I don't know if any of you remember one of my posts about me falling for the lady at Green. Kay is her name. I took the advise from some of you and stopped going there. But with the snow I had some time off and I decided to visit again. Called up, got her on the phone trying to make appointment with her. She didn't want to agree and after few minutes she got very impatient and told me just come by, she'll take care of me. Shower, massage was okay, but the final treatment was upsell big time. At the end I got what I wanted at huge cost and it wasn't worth it. PM for details if interested. I don't think I will drive that far again. I have also seen reports about this place on other sites and a lot of people tipping sky high. I'd like to keep it at DC rates. That is second reason for not going back.

Back in 2008 there was lady name Yoyo working at Orange in DC. She was gone through 09, but I've heard she may be back in the area working in Golden in Alexandria. Anyone got any info about her please PM me. Thanks

Found myself in the same complex as Blue Ocean and decided to give it a try. Greeted by mms who recognized me from another spa (can't remember which) and took me to a nice clean room with a heated table. She collected the fee and sent in Angie who was a fairly nice looking 40ish woman. Off to the shower room for a rough TS which at times was uncomfortable. Told her I didn't like hard massage and I think she only knew one style. Back to the room for a massage that was equally rough. Free roaming was allowed and Angie and encouraged. Finish was like she was handling a jackhammer!
I may return to Blue Ocean but I won't see Angie.

[QUOTE=Hofi35]Back in 2008 there was lady name Yoyo working at Orange in DC. She was gone through 09, but I've heard she may be back in the area working in Golden in Alexandria. Anyone got any info about her please PM me. Thanks[/QUOTE]Don't know if same but had a provider at Prince on backlick named Yoyo or maybe Yoko - I asked "Yoko? like Yoko Ono" and she just shrugged and said 'sure, ok' but it might have been Yoyo.

Braved the snowy roads here. And I guess all of you were out in force enjoying the girls, I went to OTC and was asked to come back, when to Pinecrest and couldn't find place to park, ate some lunch back to both. Parking lots jammed. I was worried with the roads so I tried Golden.

Bam! I meet Candy. One of the better looking providers I have seen around here. I bet early 30s, K-gal with a nice, nice body and face to match. I was quite happy.

Pay the fee, TS going nice and then the front door buzzes. Voices in the hall and I hear a fellow hobbyist say "candy". More discussion. Then MMS pops her head in the shower room and a quick discussion in Korean occurs. With Candy no doubt saying "Look I have this old fat naked guy covered in soap, what do you want me to do? "

MMS back to the hall, more talk, then she calls out to Candy- who quickly hoses me off and says. "OK, done". She steps out, MMS comes in and pats me down with a towel.

Now, I have had providers switch on me, and they are all young to me, so I am not complaining TOO much with a change, but still. MMS takes me to room and has me lie down. And then Candy comes back.

Drapes me head to knees, leaves the door half open and proceeds to 'massage' me. More like her hands were on the sheet, and I was underneath it. The only part of the massage that was good. My calves and feet, arms and hands. Which she did nice and proper.

Well, just as the flip should occur. Front buzzer goes off again, and Candy pauses and listens, then MMS calls and she steps out. Same Monger's voice.

More discussion in the hall, MMS then comes in and whips the sheet off and starts to massage my lower back. The door is still open! She is not really paying attention. But listening to the hall. Then she excuses herself and leaves. More talk in the hall.

So I am lying there buck-ass naked and the door is wide open! I close my eyes and decide enough, I am dressing and out of there. When Candy comes back in, closes the door, turns down the lights, introduces me to the girls and we have a quick standard finish.

As I leave. I see there are two other, younger looking, and cute, to these eyes, providers waiting in the TV room. But Candy is in the only one for some other demanding monger. Which caused my potential good time to be an uncomfortable experience.

Wait your turn

[QUOTE=Fatpig]Third time the charm I was hoping. I went there a few months ago before the change in management and it was horrible. This time greeted by the mamasan and led to the room. They have heat pads on the table. Warm. Nice. 25 minute wait. I was in no rush.

TS was a bit cold. No very cold. Need to fix that, but it was complete. She rushed becuase it was cold. The boys were getting icicles. In the room the massage was AMAZING. She did the feet, scalp, hands, face, all the spots. Nova finish.

I will go again. Best massage I got in a long long time.

Maya was the provider.[/QUOTE]I will confirm this as well. The TS was warm this time. Almost too warm, and they have heaters in the rooms to ensure you are warm. But it was a pretty good experience.