Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=MdCurious2;3137231]BTW- I think the county had nothing to do with the hours.... [/QUOTE]Really?

Anyway, check out your box, you got mail.

Later,

C.

Went to EI and got a lap dance for one song. Then she kept on dancing song after song after song. When she was done she told me an interesting amount cause each song was $10. I paid to avoid any potential conflict and knew I had a fast one pulled on me. Part of me was upset cause I knew better and remember reading such games at other places here. Next time I'll think with the head above my shoulders. Lesson learned.

Looking for a good club to try out? I am traveling and have been to IE and was very disappointed in the actual stripclub side of things. I did enjoy my one lap dance but wanted to see some actually stripping. Headed to another club. I can't remember its name but it was off 50 at the back of a warehouse. It was better but wasn't sure how the lap dance would be.

I am looking for something with a basic cab ride, good dancers and a good lap dance. Is that asking to much? Haha.

[QUOTE=MotegPro;3253935]I am looking for something with a basic cab ride, good dancers and a good lap dance. Is that asking to much? Haha.[/QUOTE]In DC, yes you're asking too much. Best bet is to take a 40 min drive north to Baltimore.

After a late nigh at the office, decided to hit up Feugo but before I left, caught wind they had shut down.

Wanting to get the most bang for my buck, I want to the most thirsty, ratchet place I know. Ebony Inn.

Upon parking, I'm thinking shit, this placed is closed too.

Nope, they actually had about 25 dancers to 25 customers at mid night mid week.

In the end, no change to previous report.

$10 dances, girls range 5-7, some big booties, real and fake.

$100 did me right.

Gents, went to Bazz & Crue this past Saturday 11th, empty parking lot. Except for 1 car. I guess security. Walked to the door of B&C sign stated "This building is closed to All Occupants". Shut down I used to enjoy the girls in that spot. Besides EI. Any other spots?

[QUOTE=Supmanlov2;3312155]Gents, went to Bazz & Crue this past Saturday 11th, empty parking lot. Except for 1 car. I guess security. Walked to the door of B&C sign stated "This building is closed to All Occupants". Shut down I used to enjoy the girls in that spot. Besides EI. Any other spots?[/QUOTE]Go to Baltimore!

Hi Gentlemen,

Long time user of this board for all club / AMP / BP provider feedback and finally bit the bullet and signed up today. Thank you all for coming together and building a vast network based upon rapport and agglomeration!

I am 36, married, model citizen (with the exception of a few very private vices) and nice looking / athletic guy who would love to find a wingman to explore the strip clubs with.

Nothing nefarious, nothing gay about it. We hunt better in packs. Please message me if you are looking for a like minded wingman.

A couple of years ago, I was told that the Stadium was the place to go. I never got the chance. One of my buddies from the service is flying in for the weekend and I wanted to take him to a nice tit bar. Is the Stadium still open? Has anyone heard of any new reviews of the club? Is there a and entrance fee? Any information is appreciated. Thanks.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[QUOTE=TheBarbarian;3289515]After a late nigh at the office, decided to hit up Feugo but before I left, caught wind they had shut down.

Wanting to get the most bang for my buck, I want to the most thirsty, ratchet place I know. Ebony Inn.

Upon parking, I'm thinking shit, this placed is closed too.

Nope, they actually had about 25 dancers to 25 customers at mid night mid week.

In the end, no change to previous report.

$10 dances, girls range 5-7, some big booties, real and fake.

$100 did me right.[/QUOTE]Fuego pissed me off with that. They KNEW they were closing, so for a few months before, they charged people an extra $5 to become a "member". It was all a hoax to get more money ahead of the shutdown. With all the money that club made, I'm really surprised they had no apparent backup plan.

Same with Bazz and Crue / Chula Chica X4 B, which I heard was owned by the same person.

Haven't posted in bmore in a while because I live in DC (trust me DC is dead) but I'm here to hook my fellow mongers up. I had a dream that I got lucky on Wednesday where I met a stripper at EI (DC folks know this well). We exchanged digits and I had take out that night for reasonable donations $. She hit me up today asking for a favor to drive her to a hotel in Baltimore because she is flying to Vegas tomorrow, Saturday night. I dropped her off and said I could send a few friends her way if she willing to service. She said yes.

So for established mongers hit me for details. She is a true spinner with a killer body, A cups, nice ass, CBJ was great, moaner when you hit it from the back. DATY available because she is clean (I checked it thoroughly). Not sure her donations but when you text her ask.

Only really mongers message me. I'm don't want to ruin my rep with her because we built a good connection.

I have been in DC for a week and will finally get some time for a club. What are the best places to try?

I can give info for Atlanta and Jacksonville?

Its been a while so made a trip. Lots of girls but not to hot in the looks department but made up for in with their bodies. Lap dances were 5. Stayed there for a little while for some dances and talked to a few girls. That was about it and had a decent time.

[QUOTE=Darkstick;3636687]Its been a while so made a trip. Lots of girls but not to hot in the looks department but made up for in with their bodies. Lap dances were 5. Stayed there for a little while for some dances and talked to a few girls. That was about it and had a decent time.[/QUOTE]Dances are back at 5 now? I went a couple of months ago and they had raised it to 7, which I thought was dumb.

[QUOTE=GameOva;3651868]Dances are back at 5 now? I went a couple of months ago and they had raised it to 7, which I thought was dumb.[/QUOTE]Any extras available?

Got your Showbars in DC and then the places up in Bmore. Anything else out there?

[QUOTE=GameOva;3651868]Dances are back at 5 now? I went a couple of months ago and they had raised it to 7, which I thought was dumb.[/QUOTE]Nope. Still 7.

Haven't been there in the last four months. For a Friday, the place was desolate. Hardly ten men, and a dozen or so dancers.

$90 K, huh?

Ex-dancer sues, saying she was hired for IT but boss required sex
[URL]http://wtvr.com/2018/01/19/employee-sues-fannie-mae-saying-she-was-hired-for-it-but-boss-required-sex/[/URL]

I got a "Freaky Friend" from Chicago coming into town next week. She and I like to hit the strip clubs and see if we could end up taking a dancer back to the hotel. Any good places around P street and 21st street NW. We will be staying at a hotel on P street. Also are there any peep show parlors / adult theaters, book stores left in DC or do we have to travel outside of DC for that? Any info you mongers can provide would be greatly appreciated.

Lookup TUSCL for local strip clubs nationwide. There is a gentleman's club in DC, but as you move towards Baltimore the clubs get "freakier". Depending on what you are looking for with your friend you may have to travel.

[QUOTE=Brizmo;3723687]I got a "Freaky Friend" from Chicago coming into town next week. She and I like to hit the strip clubs and see if we could end up taking a dancer back to the hotel. Any good places around P street and 21st street NW. We will be staying at a hotel on P street. Also are there any peep show parlors / adult theaters, book stores left in DC or do we have to travel outside of DC for that? Any info you mongers can provide would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]

I stopped by there a few days ago when they opened up for the day. There were a lot of girls, but only a small supply of good looking ones. However, I found that take out was available for only a very select few. Most ignored the question. One of the strippers stated that they do not trust take out after the last LE shakedown. I had a good time. It is cheaper than Baltimore, and more action than DC. Too bad they do not have a mixed set of girls. As always, YMMV.

Be safe mongers.

Drove by and saw they were still under renovation / reconstruction from when the building walls collapsed.

That was some years ago, but noticed thier logo was updated.

Their website still isn't up, but their social media has tentative reopening. Featuring Stormy Daniels.

[URL]https://twitter.com/CloakroomDC/status/978067571063840770?s=20[/URL]

[QUOTE=Twizzle21;3559394]Haven't posted in bmore in a while because I live in DC (trust me DC is dead) but I'm here to hook my fellow mongers up. I had a dream that I got lucky on Wednesday where I met a stripper at EI (DC folks know this well). We exchanged digits and I had take out that night for reasonable donations $. She hit me up today asking for a favor to drive her to a hotel in Baltimore because she is flying to Vegas tomorrow, Saturday night. I dropped her off and said I could send a few friends her way if she willing to service. She said yes.

So for established mongers hit me for details. She is a true spinner with a killer body, A cups, nice ass, CBJ was great, moaner when you hit it from the back. DATY available because she is clean (I checked it thoroughly). Not sure her donations but when you text her ask.

Only really mongers message me. I'm don't want to ruin my rep with her because we built a good connection.[/QUOTE]Was her name Coco? About 5'1 light skin black. Almost looks Hispanic?

I saw on her Instagram she was in Vegas. She's from Bmore and lives in DC.

DC has a new strip open now. Cloakroom at 4th and K NW reopened last month after a four year closure due to a construction accident. There are several lap dance booths at expensive rates $100 for 10 minutes. But with DC laws there are only dances on a small stage. Nevertheless, I saw several guys partaking these non events. The curtains on several of the booths where guys were paying for these dances were open and I think they have cameras in the booths. The only game in DC is to try to secure OTC but who need game, money and repeat get to know you trips for this. Its only for residents who can spend the time.

So far the lineup on weekday nights is not great, but it may improve on weekends. This club's decor and style tries to be high end, but without the high end girls. It's an OK place for a group to let off some steam and throw money on the stage, but that's about it. On the other hand they are supposed to be hosting a show by Stormy Daniels next month, which should attract a money crowd.

Ran into an old friend at EI. He told me he recruits EI girls to dance at his private parties. I been to a couple and boy are they fun!! Dine in is definately an option... They send out and texts with the invites in the afternoon. Its my bday and thinking about going there this week. Mongers message me if you want the details or want to wing man it with me there one night. They are hosted over by northeast.

Heard about a dancer at a strip club in dc that got the name Handsy for doing certain things in corners of a club. Anyone know about her? Talk to me in a pm to exchange details.

Dead forum but is EI still open on day shift? Would anyone be willing to share info on private parties?

I will take a trip to DC next week. Where did the girls go now from Irvings when it was open since it shut down.

Also, is there another club in a 40 mile radius that stays open til 6 am? Or, any pvt parties we can attend while there?

Any info is good info.

Wasn't in DC for mongering purposes but figured I'd take the drive to Hyattesville to see what I could get into.

Let me say it is the worst sc I have been to ever!

Lets get into this and count the ways.

1st-There is a series of no's at the security check-no cell phone, no gum, no alcohol, no this no that. Luckily my buddy ran back to the car to store our cell phones. Dumbest shit I ever heard. What if I have an emergency?

2nd-Security. If I have to go thru a series of checks before getting into the place, it must be dangerous or there have been issues before. I just don't feel safe going in.

3rd- The $22 cover: Yea, no for what? Lets see.

4th- The layout of the place is awful; there are chairs-wooden chairs- throughout the club just sitting around like its a bootleg concert or something. Bring in a pro designer and spruce the place up. Its 2019.

5th- BYOB- I am all for this policy but dam it is incredibly boring being in a sc with no alcohol.

6th- The place markets itself as a fully nude club which is why they don't serve alcohol but there were more pasties than Victoria secret; Never saw anyone butt naked. Stop with advertising that.

7th- Where are the natural booties and natural tits? I know this is a common theme in most sc's but this is way too dumb. Saw one maybe 2 that had natural ass and / or tits.

There is so much wrong with this space, I'd never recommend anyone going here. It is totally not worth the time and effort. Some of the ladies there are up to about a 7 or 8 which is good but the energy level is so low, I don't think the girls really care whether they make money. The patrons are mainly standing around waiting for girls to say hi or strike up a conversation.

There are also more no's- no nipples, no puss, and no fun!!

Stay away. Irving was much better. Fuk this place.

[QUOTE=Nfamous;4186945]Wasn't in DC for mongering purposes but figured I'd take the drive to Hyattesville to see what I could get into.

Let me say it is the worst sc I have been to ever!

Lets get into this and count the ways.

1st-There is a series of no's at the security check-no cell phone, no gum, no alcohol, no this no that. Luckily my buddy ran back to the car to store our cell phones. Dumbest shit I ever heard. What if I have an emergency?

2nd-Security. If I have to go thru a series of checks before getting into the place, it must be dangerous or there have been issues before. I just don't feel safe going in.

3rd- The $22 cover: Yea, no for what? Lets see.

4th- The layout of the place is awful; there are chairs-wooden chairs- throughout the club just sitting around like its a bootleg concert or something. Bring in a pro designer and spruce the place up. Its 2019.

5th- BYOB- I am all for this policy but dam it is incredibly boring being in a sc with no alcohol.

6th- The place markets itself as a fully nude club which is why they don't serve alcohol but there were more pasties than Victoria secret; Never saw anyone butt naked. Stop with advertising that.

7th- Where are the natural booties and natural tits? I know this is a common theme in most sc's but this is way too dumb. Saw one maybe 2 that had natural ass and / or tits.

There is so much wrong with this space, I'd never recommend anyone going here. It is totally not worth the time and effort. Some of the ladies there are up to about a 7 or 8 which is good but the energy level is so low, I don't think the girls really care whether they make money. The patrons are mainly standing around waiting for girls to say hi or strike up a conversation.

There are also more no's- no nipples, no puss, and no fun!!

Stay away. Irving was much better. Fuk this place.[/QUOTE]I saw one of those postcard flyers for Fuego a day ago. Definitely advertising full nude, etc. Guess that's not true, thanks for the info.

Wow -- This news item slipped through the crack completely unnoticed. I only found out yesterday when I was looking at a strip club review site. The Royal Palace was probably the most sleazy of the DC strip clubs but you could always count on it when you needed it. I remember an Asian dancer who would sit with you between dances in the booths along the wall. She would grab your hand and place it on her boob. Her English was pretty non-existent, so maybe that was her way of soliciting post-dance tips? TO was probably available from her and many other dancers, but I never tried. Anybody else have stories about Royal Palace?

[URL]https://www.popville.com/2019/03/royal-palace-closing-dupont-circle/[/URL]

(If the link doesn't work, just Google "Royal Palace DC Closing".).

[QUOTE=Max#01;4254172]Wow -- This news item slipped through the crack completely unnoticed. I only found out yesterday when I was looking at a strip club review site. The Royal Palace was probably the most sleazy of the DC strip clubs but you could always count on it when you needed it. I remember an Asian dancer who would sit with you between dances in the booths along the wall. She would grab your hand and place it on her boob. Her English was pretty non-existent, so maybe that was her way of soliciting post-dance tips? TO was probably available from her and many other dancers, but I never tried. Anybody else have stories about Royal Palace?

[URL]https://www.popville.com/2019/03/royal-palace-closing-dupont-circle/[/URL]

(If the link doesn't work, just Google "Royal Palace DC Closing".).[/QUOTE]I visited Royal Palace a few times during my early days of mongering. I hadn't been there in many years and didn't even know it still existed. Then again, I haven't been in that part of town for years.

There was also an American MP upstairs a long time ago. I visited there once but got a bad vibe and left.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;4254289]I visited Royal Palace a few times during my early days of mongering. I hadn't been there in many years and didn't even know it still existed. Then again, I haven't been in that part of town for years.

There was also an American MP upstairs a long time ago. I visited there once but got a bad vibe and left.[/QUOTE]Remember going there for lunch with the boys in the early 90's. It was sleazy then and can only imagine how it looked in the last 20 years as I haven't been there since 1993. Recall friending one of the dancers who was really cool and agreed to come to one of the boys apartment for a private show. She ended up giving BJ's to many of us and let the guys pull a train on her. Good times and RIP!

My first time at The House on Georgia Ave in about 6 years. Anyway, they spruced the place up a bit and no wonder - $25 cover + one drink (I'm sure with Macombo's closing, they realized they were the only game in the area. A lot of nice-looking lady's on Saturday night, all 7's and up, imo. They still don't offer lap dances. So that makes the cover kinda outrageous. But the dancers are a little more eager to come off stage nude and dance in your face (once you weren't allowed to touch them at all). So even though Super Fuego was my go to for lap dances, their stricter rules actually make The House a better option in some ways.

But I have a question.

One bad chick with a killer ass approached me wanting to go upstairs to some "VIP" type place. Asked me if I wanted some p*ssy in my face. She said it was $20 to get stamped and you can go in and out all night. But she was non-descript about what goes on or how much the dances were. I don't usually like asking dancers for how much dances are because they lie sometimes. Have any of you been upstairs to the private area and can give details about what goes on and for how much? PM if you like.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;4254289]I visited Royal Palace a few times during my early days of mongering. I hadn't been there in many years and didn't even know it still existed. Then again, I haven't been in that part of town for years.

There was also an American MP upstairs a long time ago. I visited there once but got a bad vibe and left.[/QUOTE]Someone bought it and reopened it as Club Assets. New owner, new rules. Haven't been yet but I'll report as soon as I do.

[QUOTE=SyckDaddy;4508874]Someone bought it and reopened it as Club Assets. New owner, new rules. Haven't been yet but I'll report as soon as I do.[/QUOTE]Hadn't heard that. I might be able to check them out this week during the day (if they are open).

Upon further review .. I found their website. It looks like they have completely gentrified DC's most entertainingly sleazy strip club. The don't even open until 10:00 pm. I don't know how that jives with "exquisite and diverse cuisine" at that time of night. The site also mentions "Private dance rooms" and "VIP seating". Given DC's strict rules, I can't imagine this is anything more than separating you from your cash a lot faster.

Anyone know if EI or fuegos are open this Wednesday or Friday? What times are these places up and going these days?

7 year lurker here. Finally decided to come out the trenches and post. EI is good to go. Not sure how I missed this one. The area is not what people make it to be. Its well lit and plenty of parking across the street. 10 to get in. 20 for VIP. Go from there. Dancers rate from 8 to 10. Pretty relaxed atmosphere. Music is not overly loud. Dancers do not hassle.

[QUOTE=Slayer2019;4592156]7 year lurker here. Finally decided to come out the trenches and post. EI is good to go. Not sure how I missed this one. The area is not what people make it to be. Its well lit and plenty of parking across the street. 10 to get in. 20 for VIP. Go from there. Dancers rate from 8 to 10. Pretty relaxed atmosphere. Music is not overly loud. Dancers do not hassle.[/QUOTE]EI is pretty good and the dancers are overall nice. The only issue I had was with another customer. I put my BBQ on the table, did a visit with a dancer in the private room. When I came out some asshole was in my chair, and handed me my bag of food. Unfortunately for me he was a big dude, at least 6'2" and 300 plus. Isn't there some sort of etiquette? I should have plopped my ass next to him and finished my meal. Ha!

Next time.

[QUOTE=DrunkerIrish;4687739]EI is pretty good and the dancers are overall nice. The only issue I had was with another customer. I put my BBQ on the table, did a visit with a dancer in the private room. When I came out some asshole was in my chair, and handed me my bag of food. Unfortunately for me he was a big dude, at least 6'2" and 300 plus. Isn't there some sort of etiquette? I should have plopped my ass next to him and finished my meal. Ha!

Next time.[/QUOTE]Move your feet lose your seat. I thought that was universal rule.