Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BunnyHunter;2156399]Fist time reporting here. So please be easy on me.

I've been to a couple of AMP but TK deff is one of the best ones in service.

If you feel lucky you can always try it and might get a beautiful provider.

I believe this time I was I was attend by Gucci. Beautiful and excellent service.[/QUOTE]I've generally done well at TK, too. Gucci is wonderful. Also have had good times with two different ladies named Jay. Very different from each other, but both great fun.

The first Jay had some sort of eye issue--lots of squinting and blinking, but a great girl.

The other had an enhanced body, but nicely done, a very creative woman.

[QUOTE=PaulHahn3;2160314]I've generally done well at TK, too. Gucci is wonderful. Also have had good times with two different ladies named Jay. Very different from each other, but both great fun.

The first Jay had some sort of eye issue--lots of squinting and blinking, but a great girl.

The other had an enhanced body, but nicely done, a very creative woman.[/QUOTE]You make a good point an important one. It takes a lot of creativity to give a good massage and make a man happy in the way we all expect.

LL.

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2161206]You make a good point an important one. It takes a lot of creativity to give a good massage and make a man happy in the way we all expect.

LL.[/QUOTE]Candy is no spring chicken but then again neither am I. She does know her business however. Never disappointed.

Concur on Gucci.

Angie gives a very good firm massage and a very nice overall experience.

Lax.

[QUOTE=Eskimo;2146143]The ad says, "Sexiest Asian Masseuse on the Planet-as chosen by.

[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexiest-asian-masseuse-on-planet-earth-chosen-by-you-_-28/13112053[/URL]

So, which one of you guys chose the old. Gum smacking, flabby masseuse that I got the pleasure of dealing with the other day. Went there around 5 PM hoping to get some relief. I was led to a room by the woman who answered the door. I mistakenly thought this to be mama-san, turn out she was my attendant. Shower was rough and cold. Led back to the room and asked to wait, at this point I thought maybe she was just there for the shower and another would appear. Not so, about 15 minutes later in she walks, grabs a bottle of the oil and proceeds to slather me and not in a good way. She goes back for more oil, pours it her hands and rubs them together, over my head! The stuff is dripping in my hair and face. She proceeds with might have been a decent massage if she hadn't been chewing gum and making gross noises. Come time for the flip and I get the standard questions, "You been here before?, who you see? What you do last time?" I answer them all in the customary manner. I opted for BJ only has I didn't want to see her in any state of undress. She asks, "how much?" I say. 60 she says "no a $. HJ for. 60, no one help you for less than $" I say, OK then and get up, I have had it with her. I get dressed and head for the door, the whole time she is saying "No one help you for that little".

Now, I enjoy the hobby as much as the next guy in this board and I certainly hope that the next guy would not have put up with this either. I don't want to get preachy but, we all need to let these establishments know that we expect a minimum level of quality. Just Sayin'![/QUOTE]It sounds like the exact experience I had there a few months ago. I wanted to go to TK but when I called they were very busy. Since I was in the neighborhood I thought I would try Cherry. The massage was the worst I ever had and figured the ending would be just as bad. So I said no on the flip and asked her to just finish the massage that ended in 45 min. Because I didn't get the shower. I will never get that logic. Your description sounds like the same woman and she had the same shitty attitude. It's a big waste of time and money. Avoid it!

[QUOTE=Jbunk;2150769]Visit cy just a few hours ago with my buddy. I drew Pepsi and he drew Kay!

Pepsi pry in her 40's nice massage, ts was ok! CBJ was a good 8. Everything else was okay! When I walked out I saw Kay which was a beautiful sweet looking 30 something With a tight body my buddy said just about the same thing on a CBJ and everything else was great he added!

Jbunk.[/QUOTE]Do you know if by any chance it's the same Pepsi who used to be at Lilly? I enjoyed her a couple of times. Being Lilly there was no FS or oral on the menu, but I explored every inch of her body and received a slow and sensual Russian release one time and a prosty the next. Longer, dark curly brown hair, excellent body, perky natural Bs, maybe around mid to late 30's?

[QUOTE=JTreehorn14;2163873]Do you know if by any chance it's the same Pepsi who used to be at Lilly? I enjoyed her a couple of times. Being Lilly there was no FS or oral on the menu, but I explored every inch of her body and received a slow and sensual Russian release one time and a prosty the next. Longer, dark curly brown hair, excellent body, perky natural Bs, maybe around mid to late 30's?[/QUOTE]I don't know.

Report on another board that golden in Clinton was raided. Can anyone confirm? No answer on phone.

Was in the village of Berwyn Heights today and had some extra time. The facility is very clean, I think they have only been open for a few months. My tour guide was MeHo. She did an very good job. She is a little heavier then I like, but she carried her self well. I will return.

Crazy Dick.

Anyone try this place? Look like Korean operation is same service like TK and CY?

[URL]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/4593135999.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Kamen;2168715]Anyone try this place? Look like Korean operation is same service like TK and CY?

[URL]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/4593135999.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Same ownership as the place with the same name that was 1st in laurel and got shutdown. Then it was in college park and got shutdown (near dunkin donuts).

Maybe they found a location they can keep open but I doubt that the owner / management seems to not care about good service delivery just quick $$.

[QUOTE=Terpneck;2164652]Report on another board that golden in Clinton was raided. Can anyone confirm? No answer on phone.[/QUOTE]From other site I heard it's still open.

[URL]http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/1-professional-staff-pine-field-therapy-revitalize-with-us-23/15186517[/URL]

This place sucks. I went last Thursday around 2. I was seen by a 50 year old unattractive Asian woman. Everything was the worst quality. Rushed ts. Crap massage. And the extras. Asked for BBBJ. Clearly there was some confusion. She left the room several times before finally covering me with plastic wrap and jerking her head back and forth she must have gotten whiplash. Teeth galore! I asked her to stop--she looked at me smiling saying "you finished?" That may have been a taunt. When I said no she grabbed the baby oil and worked her hands twice as fast as her head. I slowed her down enough to finish and stop the torture. A cold rag and I was on my way. One of the worst experiences of my life--and not just as a monger but in general.

A few weeks back I hit up TK for the first time. I'd been hitting up strip clubs in Bmore all Sunday afternoon with a buddy who was flying out that evening from BWI. Driving back to DC I was needing some relief from all that teasing during the day and made a split second decision to pull off in Greenbelt for a quick shower and release. I called to see if they were busy and was told to just come in and ring the bell. I asked for a half hour and drew an older woman, probably early to mid forties. Spinner in a tight dress who I think went by Sunny. I had to specifically ask for a TS and she didn't seem all that enthused at first but once we were in there she gave a nice scrub with good attention to my favorite parts. Back in the room she immediately asked what I wanted and I told her I just wanted some manual relief from the tension that I had below the waist from my exploits in Bmore. After making the $40 donation, she completely disrobed and allowed a few minutes of roaming but no FIV. Her stomach had some stretch marks and her small bees were a bit saggy. Honestly, she looked more enticing in the skin tight dress. She lubed / lotioned her hand and I finished far more quickly than normal, actually surprising her. I sort've knew it would be quick on my part after a few hours in a strip club and a couple of heavy teasing lapdances, but I needed some stress relief. I still had about ten minutes left but was told I was done and that if I wanted any sort of massage I had to pay for an hour. It was either TS or massage in a half hour visit. Her English was a bit rough and her accent strong and as I was dressing she gave me some half-intelligble lecture about wasting my money, which was an odd thing to be told. I mean. Yeah. It's not the best use of it, but it's still my dough to spend. I'm assuming there must be more friendly, flirty, younger, and attractive providers at TK.

[QUOTE=JTreehorn14;2189722]A few weeks back I hit up TK for the first time. I'd been hitting up strip clubs in Bmore all Sunday afternoon with a buddy who was flying out that evening from BWI. Driving back to DC I was needing some relief from all that teasing during the day and made a split second decision to pull off in Greenbelt for a quick shower and release. I called to see if they were busy and was told to just come in and ring the bell. I asked for a half hour and drew an older woman, probably early to mid forties. Spinner in a tight dress who I think went by Sunny. I had to specifically ask for a TS and she didn't seem all that enthused at first but once we were in there she gave a nice scrub with good attention to my favorite parts. Back in the room she immediately asked what I wanted and I told her I just wanted some manual relief from the tension that I had below the waist from my exploits in Bmore. After making the $40 donation, she completely disrobed and allowed a few minutes of roaming but no FIV. Her stomach had some stretch marks and her small bees were a bit saggy. Honestly, she looked more enticing in the skin tight dress. She lubed / lotioned her hand and I finished far more quickly than normal, actually surprising her. I sort've knew it would be quick on my part after a few hours in a strip club and a couple of heavy teasing lapdances, but I needed some stress relief. I still had about ten minutes left but was told I was done and that if I wanted any sort of massage I had to pay for an hour. It was either TS or massage in a half hour visit. Her English was a bit rough and her accent strong and as I was dressing she gave me some half-intelligble lecture about wasting my money, which was an odd thing to be told. I mean. Yeah. It's not the best use of it, but it's still my dough to spend. I'm assuming there must be more friendly, flirty, younger, and attractive providers at TK.[/QUOTE]Been there a "few" times & always treated well by all the staff.

[QUOTE=ed21403;2193180]Been there a "few" times & always treated well by all the staff.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't say I was treated bad, but my provider was a bit old and worn, and her strange speech on how men are always wasting their money was a bit odd, rambling, and somewhat incoherent. The services themselves were fine, and while not much, were really all I was looking for.

[QUOTE=Kamen;2168715]Anyone try this place? Look like Korean operation is same service like TK and CY?

[URL]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/4593135999.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Same service. Golden spa in Clinton.

Another wonderful visit to CY.

Who you meet always got the older girls.

[QUOTE=Unitodd;2199347]Another wonderful visit to CY.[/QUOTE]

Very wild experience. The first time with Miki at TK. Face and body OK. Seems she had some feeling for me. BBBJ and French kiss during the TS. Back to room for more fun. At first I thought it was CBJ (condom in the mouth trick, you know), so I let her to sit on Mr. Junior, but felt so wet and I realized it was BBFS! Immediately I asked her. She said she was safe so no worry. Little head took control since it felt so great! First time BBFS in my life! I warned her I was about to explode and she just grabbed me against her tightly so I just busted a full load inside her. She did not look worried at all. But now my big head is telling me I did something so wrong, but felt so great.

[QUOTE=Alex1111;2199918]Very wild experience. The first time with Miki at TK. Face and body OK. Seems she had some feeling for me. BBBJ and French kiss during the TS. Back to room for more fun. At first I thought it was CBJ (condom in the mouth trick, you know), so I let her to sit on Mr. Junior, but felt so wet and I realized it was BBFS! Immediately I asked her. She said she was safe so no worry. Little head took control since it felt so great! First time BBFS in my life! I warned her I was about to explode and she just grabbed me against her tightly so I just busted a full load inside her. She did not look worried at all. But now my big head is telling me I did something so wrong, but felt so great.[/QUOTE]This is wrong in more ways than I can count. First post, eh?

[QUOTE=GingerMan;2200028]This is wrong in more ways than I can count. First post, eh?[/QUOTE]I was thinking the same thing myself! First post. I'll call BS or LE on this one.

My masseuse was Mary. She might be in her 30's, wonderfull person.

[QUOTE=Kamen;2199836]Who you meet always got the older girls.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Alex1111;2199918]Very wild experience. The first time with Miki at TK. Face and body OK. Seems she had some feeling for me. BBBJ and French kiss during the TS. Back to room for more fun. At first I thought it was CBJ (condom in the mouth trick, you know), so I let her to sit on Mr. Junior, but felt so wet and I realized it was BBFS! Immediately I asked her. She said she was safe so no worry. Little head took control since it felt so great! First time BBFS in my life! I warned her I was about to explode and she just grabbed me against her tightly so I just busted a full load inside her. She did not look worried at all. But now my big head is telling me I did something so wrong, but felt so great.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of a guy who posted here years ago whose girlfriend (or wife) worked in an AMP. He didn't trust her so he came here pretending to be a customer who got everything under the sun. His purpose was to get guys there, then check what they posted. Things got really ugly when his ruse was discovered. He went nutso when (supposedly) some monger got the full treatment. His last post was confessing what he had done. I'm sure some old time mongers remember the situation.

The other story I remember was when a guy was upset about his treatment at an AMP and decided to get revenge by making up stories that would cause the AMP trouble.

[QUOTE=Jalb25;2200094]I was thinking the same thing myself! First post. I'll call BS or LE on this one.[/QUOTE]Or disgruntled person posting something designed to create an issue or make a provider uncomfortable with requests for similar.

I've seen a spike in dudes being vindictive in the hobby lately. He is already on my ignore list after 1 post.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;2200028]This is wrong in more ways than I can count. First post, eh?[/QUOTE]Remind me not to request Miki! And I don't mean that for a joke it the report in question is actually true. Some doubt about that I'm sure.

[QUOTE=MikedD;2205983]Remind me not to request Miki! And I don't mean that for a joke it the report in question is actually true. Some doubt about that I'm sure.[/QUOTE]There is another site where "Miki" was given a bad review for no action at all, and other shit that does not sound right. I am thinking we have someone with an agenda against a specific person. Bad form, childish.

Stopped by recently after a hiatus. Met the new girl Jessica. Smoking body face was pretty enough.

Gave a decent massage and she employed a few extra tricks I have not experienced in a while here.

She was accommodating to my requests and brought back memories of a long gone place that used to be not to far away by costco.

I left Fully Satisfied and will repeat. Tip this one a bit more and encourage her to stay around.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull;2209227]Stopped by recently after a hiatus. Met the new girl Jessica. Smoking body face was pretty enough.

Gave a decent massage and she employed a few extra tricks I have not experienced in a while here.

She was accommodating to my requests and brought back memories of a long gone place that used to be not to far away by costco.

I left Fully Satisfied and will repeat. Tip this one a bit more and encourage her to stay around.[/QUOTE]How much we should tip to keep the good girls stay here!

[QUOTE=Kamen;2209246]How much we should tip to keep the good girls stay here![/QUOTE]What ever over the normal you are comfortable with an extra 20 or 30 for the really good ones might encourage them to hang around. She went well beyond what others have done for a $. I rewarded her in kind. But stay within your comfort zone.

[QUOTE=Kamen;2209246]How much we should tip to keep the good girls stay here![/QUOTE]I came across a pretty good looking Chinese gal this morning in a nearby jurisdiction. She wanted 1. 4 plus house fee. I just gave her what she wanted, no arguing, and she gave me one hell of a ride. That is the thing, I do not mind paying for quality. It has to be a two way street, but let me say I plan to see this gal again, and pay her price again.

1. 4 seems to be the going tip rate for quality FS at spas in comparable cities, but in return we need to get decent lookers who put real effort into the job.

It ain't rocket science.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull;2209227]Stopped by recently after a hiatus. Met the new girl Jessica. Smoking body face was pretty enough.

Gave a decent massage and she employed a few extra tricks I have not experienced in a while here.

She was accommodating to my requests and brought back memories of a long gone place that used to be not to far away by costco.

I left Fully Satisfied and will repeat. Tip this one a bit more and encourage her to stay around.[/QUOTE]Had opportunity to stop by the other day and was quite pleased with all things with this spot. Even though busy MS was cheery and gave me a very nice TS massage, no rush. My therapist, Sue (appealing and attentive). Very good massage and a lot of fun. Even put my socks on, etc. All round happy.

Ginger man, are you talking Twbc?

[QUOTE=GingerMan;2211418]I came across a pretty good looking Chinese gal this morning in a nearby jurisdiction. She wanted 1. 4 plus house fee. I just gave her what she wanted, no arguing, and she gave me one hell of a ride. That is the thing, I do not mind paying for quality. It has to be a two way street, but let me say I plan to see this gal again, and pay her price again.

1. 4 seems to be the going tip rate for quality FS at spas in comparable cities, but in return we need to get decent lookers who put real effort into the job.

It ain't rocket science.[/QUOTE].

Anyone been here, lived in area a while saw the advertising on BP. Frequented Kyoto and be in Laurel before. Wasn't sure if it was worth a trip of not. I have been a longtime monger but haven't posted in a while. Would love to have another place closer to home.

[QUOTE=Kamen;2213373]Ginger man, are you talking Twbc?

.[/QUOTE]No, one of the many condos. Problem with them is that the ladies rotate out so quickly it is really hit or miss. This week's diamond is next week's coal.

So you roll the dice and take your chances.

Ginger Man, Thanks.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;2213831]No, one of the many condos. Problem with them is that the ladies rotate out so quickly it is really hit or miss. This week's diamond is next week's coal.

So you roll the dice and take your chances.[/QUOTE]

A little late with this report, but I had business in DC and decided to stop by RL on the way back. I hadn't been in a while and I drew Lisa--petite and cute. I had a very nice time with her from the greeting, to a very thorough shower, OK message, all the way to the nice end. I recommend her if you like smaller ladies. Fun but not a lot of that silly, forced giggling that some engage in to try to indicate that they think you are the most fun guy in the world. Standard fee- tip. I would repeat, but she'll probably be gone by the time I get back that way again.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;2213831]No, one of the many condos. Problem with them is that the ladies rotate out so quickly it is really hit or miss. This week's diamond is next week's coal.

So you roll the dice and take your chances.[/QUOTE]Too true. I had some really, really great times in the condos, and some real dogs. Now I concentrate on a couple of massage parlors and butter the mama san up like crazy.

[QUOTE=PaulHahn3;2215681]A little late with this report, but I had business in DC and decided to stop by RL on the way back. I hadn't been in a while and I drew Lisa--petite and cute. I had a very nice time with her from the greeting, to a very thorough shower, OK message, all the way to the nice end. I recommend her if you like smaller ladies. Fun but not a lot of that silly, forced giggling that some engage in to try to indicate that they think you are the most fun guy in the world. Standard fee- tip. I would repeat, but she'll probably be gone by the time I get back that way again.[/QUOTE]Lisa is a regular girl here she has been for a long time. She should be there when you return unless she is on vacation. My recent info on RL is an expanded menu is now available to repeat loyal customers. So it is worth interesting time and $$ here.

Especially for Lisa. She is a hottie.

[QUOTE=PaulHahn3;2215681]A little late with this report, but I had business in DC and decided to stop by RL on the way back. I hadn't been in a while and I drew Lisa--petite and cute. I had a very nice time with her from the greeting, to a very thorough shower, OK message, all the way to the nice end. I recommend her if you like smaller ladies. Fun but not a lot of that silly, forced giggling that some engage in to try to indicate that they think you are the most fun guy in the world. Standard fee- tip. I would repeat, but she'll probably be gone by the time I get back that way again.[/QUOTE]I been to this place for over a year, they don't really rotate girls like other places. But she does go on vacation so I always call ahead to make sure she there.

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