[QUOTE=Lebruno;2604334]Whats on her menu for $ worth? I hope it was FS.[/QUOTE]Same service as $.2 just a little cheaper.
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[QUOTE=Lebruno;2604334]Whats on her menu for $ worth? I hope it was FS.[/QUOTE]Same service as $.2 just a little cheaper.
Yesterday I was driving through Mt. Prospect with some time to kill. Rather than go to the most talked about high end AMP, I decided to go somewhere I haven't been so in about 18 years, Exercise. Don't ask me why. I just get nostalgic sometimes.
I slipped through that rather busy mini-mall, through the front doors into the tiny little waiting area. I look around and see a KOOL cigarette garbage can in the corner. For the younger mongers among us, you used to see these things all the time in bars, restaurants, churches, etc. But I haven't seen one since at Clinton was Prez. I hear Hellooo. And the door opens to a 30+ tiny Korean woman named Owi (O-E). She leads me to one of about six rooms, all with those plastic folding doors. Again, something I haven't seen in a long time. . 7 for the hour, and I get the table shower where she does the You Wash, No Trouble routine. We hit it off OK there. As I'm stepping out it occurs to me that the shower room looks rather old, like the tiles came from the bargain bin of the Home Depot. Same with the sauna, and same with the massage room. I started to get a real Twilight Zone feel for the place. Massage by Owi was pretty old school as well. How would I know? My first AMP experience was in Michigan City in 1992.
Anyhow, Owi's retro massage was nice, teasing came right on time, flip came with the standard Getting To Know You routine as well. While she was busy, I wanted to get the pants down, just so I could see if she had one of those big harry retro V's you used to check out in your old Playboy magazines, but she said no. I tipped her. 5 for a job well done and she seemed happy.
BTW, earlier I had stopped by Dundee Spa, to see if my second visit would bear more fruit than my first. As I approached the door I saw the notice in the window. License Revoked. Somewhere in the northwest burbs there's an AMP owner saying Why Me?
[QUOTE=SamSpade;2607388]Yesterday I was driving through Mt. Prospect with some time to kill. Rather than go to the most talked about high end AMP, I decided to go somewhere I haven't been so in about 18 years, Exercise. Don't ask me why. I just get nostalgic sometimes.[/QUOTE]Man, I forgot the best part. The soundtrack to the AMP. I've gotten used to hearing that canned Asian music when getting a massage. This time they had music playing that came right from a '70's AM station. Imagine getting happy to Carl Douglas singing Kung Fu Fighting.
Question, I'm a complete noobie at this type of stuff and I'm currently visiting mount prospect to see a friend. I would like to treat him to one of these nice massages, how much do they cost and do they actually give "Happy Endings"?
[QUOTE=BigWhilly69;2609640]Question, I'm a complete noobie at this type of stuff and I'm currently visiting mount prospect to see a friend. I would like to treat him to one of these nice massages, how much do they cost and do they actually give "Happy Endings"?[/QUOTE]Mr Big, do you really expect anyone to just feed you this sort of information with you spending zero investment of your time? Please go read the forum and most of the data will fly off the pages. Then have your 'friend' bone up on the protocols of visiting said establishments, then have your 'friend' dive right in and try one or three out. Hey, being a good guy, you might even want to try the places out yourself so you can impart first-hand knowledge.
Once you are successful (or not) then please report back to this group on what you found. You will be pleasantly surprised at the positive feedback you will receive having put some semblance of effort into it.
So I call right at opening and don't get an answer til 30 minutes later. When I walk in back door there is a cute young hottie. Boss lady says newbie will do the first half as she is new and she will finish. Ok by me. The newbie had the best massage skills I have seen in a long time. Worked the back head to toe with no bumps or contact of any kind but did not put a towel over me. When she finished the feet she walked out without a word and boss came in. Had me turn and went right to work with lots of roaming on my part. Fully clothed but my hand had no problem finding the button and coming away wet! . 40 tip no problem.
HOPE THE NEWBIE CAN DO THE COMPLETE JOB NEXT TIME.
[QUOTE=Nooner60018;2612999]So I call right at opening and don't get an answer til 30 minutes later. When I walk in back door there is a cute young hottie. Boss lady says newbie will do the first half as she is new and she will finish. Ok by me. The newbie had the best massage skills I have seen in a long time. Worked the back head to toe with no bumps or contact of any kind but did not put a towel over me. When she finished the feet she walked out without a word and boss came in. Had me turn and went right to work with lots of roaming on my part. Fully clothed but my hand had no problem finding the button and coming away wet! . 40 tip no problem.
HOPE THE NEWBIE CAN DO THE COMPLETE JOB NEXT TIME.[/QUOTE]If you're talking about the same Wheeling UTR place that I am (are burritos for lunch? I don't think you will get the young hottie to do any more than she did last time. I was there about 3 weeks ago, first time since last winter. I got the same story. I'm told the new girl will give me the first part of the massage. I said OK, but who I got was in no way, shape or form a young hottie. She was more like an OK, mid 30's mamma with a rather big tummy. Got the massage across my backside and she walks out without a word. In comes the other, slightly older MT, who has me flip and asks me how I would like the rest of the massage. Hint. I say lite touch please. She does that for almost a FULL MINUTE, then asks me, Would you like the Hand, sir? I say yes and she informs me that it will be extra. The rest was OK. I found it funny, the way she put it. The Hand. Well, what else was she going to massage me with? Code talk of course.
The thing is, you got a hottie to begin with, I didn't. But we both ended up with the same MT. It wasn't like this last year, so this must be a change in their SOP.
Also, there was another Wheeling UTR place, a nail spa on Dundee that I enjoyed better than this one and I wrote about it last year. Last time I checked it out, they had stopped giving massages under new owners. They also stopped advertising on Craigs and BP.
[QUOTE=SamSpade;2613508]If you're talking about the same Wheeling UTR place that I am (are burritos for lunch? I don't think you will get the young hottie to do any more than she did last time. I was there about 3 weeks ago, first time since last winter. I got the same story. I'm told the new girl will give me the first part of the massage. I said OK, but who I got was in no way, shape or form a young hottie. She was more like an OK, mid 30's mamma with a rather big tummy. Got the massage across my backside and she walks out without a word. In comes the other, slightly older MT, who has me flip and asks me how I would like the rest of the massage. Hint. I say lite touch please. She does that for almost a FULL MINUTE, then asks me, Would you like the Hand, sir? I say yes and she informs me that it will be extra. The rest was OK. I found it funny, the way she put it. The Hand. Well, what else was she going to massage me with? Code talk of course.
The thing is, you got a hottie to begin with, I didn't. But we both ended up with the same MT. It wasn't like this last year, so this must be a change in their SOP.
Also, there was another Wheeling UTR place, a nail spa on Dundee that I enjoyed better than this one and I wrote about it last year. Last time I checked it out, they had stopped giving massages under new owners. They also stopped advertising on Craigs and BP.[/QUOTE]Hello, fellas, long time monger, seldom post. I've been to both places mentioned, left happy every time, but not the way you describe it, with a 2nd mt / boss lady. Other place, yes new owners, was there few weeks ago, still massage, totally legit, had me wrapped in a burlap bag it seemed.
Maybe it was the matter of timing but I had the younger one for the whole session. Limited roaming and standard finish.
[QUOTE=SamSpade;2613508]If you're talking about the same Wheeling UTR place that I am (are burritos for lunch? I don't think you will get the young hottie to do any more than she did last time. I was there about 3 weeks ago, first time since last winter. I got the same story. I'm told the new girl will give me the first part of the massage. I said OK, but who I got was in no way, shape or form a young hottie. She was more like an OK, mid 30's mamma with a rather big tummy. Got the massage across my backside and she walks out without a word. In comes the other, slightly older MT, who has me flip and asks me how I would like the rest of the massage. Hint. I say lite touch please. She does that for almost a FULL MINUTE, then asks me, Would you like the Hand, sir? I say yes and she informs me that it will be extra. The rest was OK. I found it funny, the way she put it. The Hand. Well, what else was she going to massage me with? Code talk of course.
The thing is, you got a hottie to begin with, I didn't. But we both ended up with the same MT. It wasn't like this last year, so this must be a change in their SOP.
Also, there was another Wheeling UTR place, a nail spa on Dundee that I enjoyed better than this one and I wrote about it last year. Last time I checked it out, they had stopped giving massages under new owners. They also stopped advertising on Craigs and BP.[/QUOTE]
Going to be up that way next week for work and have some extra time to play afterwards. Just curious which one you would recommend as I normally don't get up that direction. PM if want.
Thanks,
-w.
I prefer Lux to either of these two. It's about 15 minutes away.
Yun is good service but way too busy for me.
[QUOTE=Wenger;2618761]Going to be up that way next week for work and have some extra time to play afterwards. Just curious which one you would recommend as I normally don't get up that direction. PM if want.
Thanks,
-w.[/QUOTE]
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Agree with BillR. Of the three, Lux is overall the best. Please report on your experience.
[QUOTE=BillR;2618773]I prefer Lux to either of these two. It's about 15 minutes away.
Yun is good service but way too busy for me.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=StudMuffin314;2619999]Agree with BillR. Of the three, Lux is overall the best. Please report on your experience.[/QUOTE]Made my first stop the other day, drew Kay. Average looks, but huge bolt-on's. Admitted it was my first time, so the first three-quarters of session turned into me being checked out. At some point, she decided I was ok and released her top. I will admit they were pretty spectacular despite being fake. Ended up with just the basic service. Having passed the "test", I was introduced to the other girls. It became apparent that having a huge rack is part of the job requirement at Lux.
If you're lucky, you'll draw Ruby. She's probably the oldest at Lux but she tries very hard to please.
My guess is she's North of 60 but still easy on the eyes.
[QUOTE=StudMuffin314;2619999]Agree with BillR. Of the three, Lux is overall the best. Please report on your experience.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SamSpade;2613508]If you're talking about the same Wheeling UTR place that I am (are burritos for lunch? I don't think you will get the young hottie to do any more than she did last time. I was there about 3 weeks ago, first time since last winter. I got the same story. I'm told the new girl will give me the first part of the massage. I said OK, but who I got was in no way, shape or form a young hottie. She was more like an OK, mid 30's mamma with a rather big tummy. Got the massage across my backside and she walks out without a word. In comes the other, slightly older MT, who has me flip and asks me how I would like the rest of the massage. Hint. I say lite touch please. She does that for almost a FULL MINUTE, then asks me, Would you like the Hand, sir? I say yes and she informs me that it will be extra. The rest was OK. I found it funny, the way she put it. The Hand. Well, what else was she going to massage me with? Code talk of course.
The thing is, you got a hottie to begin with, I didn't. But we both ended up with the same MT. It wasn't like this last year, so this must be a change in their SOP.
Also, there was another Wheeling UTR place, a nail spa on Dundee that I enjoyed better than this one and I wrote about it last year. Last time I checked it out, they had stopped giving massages under new owners. They also stopped advertising on Craigs and BP.[/QUOTE]Sam your mail box is full.
I think I know this place but have never been there. I don't want to give out too much info since its utr. Can someone pm me, I'm looking for something that might take a little more work than others in the area such as Lux.
BTW, Ruby at Lux is older but certainly enjoys having fun! She tried to play hard ball with me when all I offered was my usual Franklin, but eventually caved as they always do. Don't over pay guys!
Be safe.
Joe.
If you're lucky, you'll end up with grandma? What do you end up with if you're unlucky?
[QUOTE=BillR;2620043]If you're lucky, you'll draw Ruby. She's probably the oldest at Lux but she tries very hard to please.
My guess is she's North of 60 but still easy on the eyes.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PeterNorth9;2620020]Made my first stop the other day, drew Kay. Average looks, but huge bolt-on's. Admitted it was my first time, so the first three-quarters of session turned into me being checked out. At some point, she decided I was ok and released her top. I will admit they were pretty spectacular despite being fake. Ended up with just the basic service. Having passed the "test", I was introduced to the other girls. It became apparent that having a huge rack is part of the job requirement at Lux.[/QUOTE]After all the suggestions to try here I made it up after work yesterday and ended up with Kay. Same situation with admitting it was my first visit, ended up with everything but FS. Probably good that it's quite a distance for me as I'd spend a whole lot more time there. Pm for details.
-w.
[QUOTE=Datsurman;2625316]If you're lucky, you'll end up with grandma? What do you end up with if you're unlucky?[/QUOTE]In defense of Ruby, she looks very good and is still in good shape. But yes, she is probably 50+ If you're unlucky, you'll get another older woman with large real breasts.
That doesn't look as good and isn't in as good of shape as Ruby. The age of their workers is 50 or older (occasionally a younger one is there) but they usually provide good service.
I was the guy who stopped in last weekend when you were not very busy, as I've had several enjoyable visits at Lux in the past (although not with you). I really enjoyed your relaxing massage, and especially liked the light nails on the back and the gentle teasing before negotiations began.
I did not like the negotiations and would never pay 140 for FS, because, well, you are just a common-looking Asian therapist. I did agree to pay 60 for HJ, and then added 30 as you offered the next level of service, as Little Stud Muffin was taking over making the decisions for us. I did not like breaking the mood to have to get up to get the tip out of my pants pocket before the adventure continued. I did NOT like the only partial nudity, especially when I expected you to be wearing only the suit you were born in.
Most importantly, Little Stud Muffin likes to ease into the HJ first, especially since we had just moved on to the light touch with the nails before the negotiations began. Although I was most impressed with your rapid fire skill trying to get Little Stud to spontaneously combust, you need to know that this isn't REAL wood you are dealing with. And you need to let up when your client starts pushing you away as there was far more pain than pleasure, and I did not want to embarrass myself by starting to whimper like a little girl from the extreme pain. There may have been some lip action going on during this time, but all I felt was the burn. With all the power within me, I willed myself to completion to prevent permanent damage from the continued effort.
Little Stud Muffin and I will now be taking a break from this hobby- the price is too high and frankly, I get more pleasure from self-serve than I did from this experience. Lux Therapist, you have a future in woodworking, but you are never again working with my tool!
Adios, Lux Therapist.
SM.
The Ex got shut down? Red label on the door. Anyone know what happened?
I have been to Lux a dozen or more times and I never walk in with more than $100 tip. And I have always gotten FS. Sometimes they don't like it, but they take it. I never pay more than $40 for HJ anywhere even though they are trying to get $60 these days. In my opinion, don't over pay for any of the options. 40/60/100 is the rule in my opinion. If not, I will take my business elsewhere!
I agree the stop to haggle sure kills the mood!
[QUOTE=StudMuffin314;2627431]I was the guy who stopped in last weekend when you were not very busy, as I've had several enjoyable visits at Lux in the past (although not with you). I really enjoyed your relaxing massage, and especially liked the light nails on the back and the gentle teasing before negotiations began.
I did not like the negotiations and would never pay 140 for FS, because, well, you are just a common-looking Asian therapist. I did agree to pay 60 for HJ, and then added 30 as you offered the next level of service, as Little Stud Muffin was taking over making the decisions for us. I did not like breaking the mood to have to get up to get the tip out of my pants pocket before the adventure continued. I did NOT like the only partial nudity, especially when I expected you to be wearing only the suit you were born in.
Most importantly, Little Stud Muffin likes to ease into the HJ first, especially since we had just moved on to the light touch with the nails before the negotiations began. Although I was most impressed with your rapid fire skill trying to get Little Stud to spontaneously combust, you need to know that this isn't REAL wood you are dealing with. And you need to let up when your client starts pushing you away as there was far more pain than pleasure, and I did not want to embarrass myself by starting to whimper like a little girl from the extreme pain. There may have been some lip action going on during this time, but all I felt was the burn. With all the power within me, I willed myself to completion to prevent permanent damage from the continued effort.
Little Stud Muffin and I will now be taking a break from this hobby- the price is too high and frankly, I get more pleasure from self-serve than I did from this experience. Lux Therapist, you have a future in woodworking, but you are never again working with my tool!
Adios, Lux Therapist.
SM.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=StudMuffin314;2627431]
"...Little Stud Muffin and I will now be taking a break from this hobby- the price is too high and frankly, I get more pleasure from self-serve than I did from this experience. Lux Therapist, you have a future in woodworking, but you are never again working with my tool!
Adios, Lux Therapist.
SM.[/QUOTE]"Lux! Agree with BillR. Of the three, Lux is overall the best. Please report on your experience. ".
SM, the 2nd quote above by you was from last week. Within the past day or two you had an experience so bad you're done for a while? Who was the provider you had that soured you on this establishment?
Great summary of the AMP scene in Chicago.
[QUOTE=StudMuffin314;2627431]I was the guy who stopped in last weekend when you were not very busy, as I've had several enjoyable visits at Lux in the past (although not with you). I really enjoyed your relaxing massage, and especially liked the light nails on the back and the gentle teasing before negotiations began.
I did not like the negotiations and would never pay 140 for FS, because, well, you are just a common-looking Asian therapist. I did agree to pay 60 for HJ, and then added 30 as you offered the next level of service, as Little Stud Muffin was taking over making the decisions for us. I did not like breaking the mood to have to get up to get the tip out of my pants pocket before the adventure continued. I did NOT like the only partial nudity, especially when I expected you to be wearing only the suit you were born in.
Most importantly, Little Stud Muffin likes to ease into the HJ first, especially since we had just moved on to the light touch with the nails before the negotiations began. Although I was most impressed with your rapid fire skill trying to get Little Stud to spontaneously combust, you need to know that this isn't REAL wood you are dealing with. And you need to let up when your client starts pushing you away as there was far more pain than pleasure, and I did not want to embarrass myself by starting to whimper like a little girl from the extreme pain. There may have been some lip action going on during this time, but all I felt was the burn. With all the power within me, I willed myself to completion to prevent permanent damage from the continued effort.
Little Stud Muffin and I will now be taking a break from this hobby- the price is too high and frankly, I get more pleasure from self-serve than I did from this experience. Lux Therapist, you have a future in woodworking, but you are never again working with my tool!
Adios, Lux Therapist.
SM.[/QUOTE]
The last time I went to Marigold see'Ville (and I had been a frequent monger there. To the tune of 15+ visits) The girl started in with outrageous demands after about 40 minutes of massage. I was so pissed off I got up and dressed in about 2 minutes and offered her the loose 2 or 4 bucks in my pocket. There was no MS so I am sure the action was lost on the management, but I never did go back. 40 or I am out of there.
[QUOTE=Wenger;2625390]After all the suggestions to try here I made it up after work yesterday and ended up with Kay. Same situation with admitting it was my first visit, ended up with everything but FS. Probably good that it's quite a distance for me as I'd spend a whole lot more time there. Pm for details.
-w.[/QUOTE]Kay is the 50+ woman with huge cans and curly black hair, right? Fwiw she only works one day / week (Tues. I think) and fills in if they need her. There are usually prettier girls in the 30-35 range that don't try to get three forms of I D and a credit score before benefits. I recommend Ruby to anyone that isn't hung up on age. She's a beautiful woman and a pleasure to be around. I think Ruby gives walk-ins to the rotating staff though, as I haven't drawn her in a while but I know she sees customers.
NL.
You are correct! I did recommend Lux as all past visits prior to last week were at least above average. Although I introduced myself at the beginning, the Lux Provider did not give me her name. Thin, long black hair, if that helps. My most recent experience at Lux was similar to ones at other places I didn't recommend. I thought Lux was different (what a fool I am).
Hope that helps, and be safe and financially responsible out there!
[QUOTE=GMan25;2627489]"Lux! Agree with BillR. Of the three, Lux is overall the best. Please report on your experience. ".
SM, the 2nd quote above by you was from last week. Within the past day or two you had an experience so bad you're done for a while? Who was the provider you had that soured you on this establishment?[/QUOTE]
Last time I was at LUX I drew Angie. Very quiet and laid back girl, on the thicker side but not bad. No hassle at all.
[QUOTE=StudMuffin314;2628627]You are correct! I did recommend Lux as all past visits prior to last week were at least above average. Although I introduced myself at the beginning, the Lux Provider did not give me her name. Thin, long black hair, if that helps. My most recent experience at Lux was similar to ones at other places I didn't recommend. I thought Lux was different (what a fool I am).
Hope that helps, and be safe and financially responsible out there![/QUOTE]
Was there Friday, Kay was there. Along with some younger talent. It was boobylicious.
[QUOTE=NuruLover;2628616]Kay is the 50+ woman with huge cans and curly black hair, right? Fwiw she only works one day / week (Tues. I think) and fills in if they need her. There are usually prettier girls in the 30-35 range that don't try to get three forms of I D and a credit score before benefits. I recommend Ruby to anyone that isn't hung up on age. She's a beautiful woman and a pleasure to be around. I think Ruby gives walk-ins to the rotating staff though, as I haven't drawn her in a while but I know she sees customers.
NL.[/QUOTE]
Took a hiatus from Yun for a while. The talent was stagnant. But I went back last week and drew one of my favorites I haven't seen in a while. May, I think. 40 something spinner with bolt-on Cs. Everything was great and I left very happy. Happy to have things back to normal.
[QUOTE=Gooch;2627479]The Ex got shut down? Red label on the door. Anyone know what happened?[/QUOTE]Oh no, hope not. That explains why I got a busy signal when I called last Friday.
[QUOTE=GeorgeW.Bush;2632796]Oh no, hope not. That explains why I got a busy signal when I called last Friday.[/QUOTE]Went pasty there yesterday, no notice on the door, and the open sign was light up.
[QUOTE=BigSales59;2633020]Went pasty there yesterday, no notice on the door, and the open sign was light up.[/QUOTE]They are open. Staff said there was a pretty big fire in the dollar store a few doors down from them. Showed me a newspaper clipping. Exercise and some other neighboring stores had some minor smoke damage as a result. City fire department closed all of them until they were able to get it cleaned up.
It had been a long time since I had been here. I drew a older average looking lady, very quiet, short dress with a ton of makeup. I was not expecting very much but it ended up being not too bad. TS was very good,sauna hit the spot as it is getting cold outside. Ok massage and not a bad finish. No tipping issue.
Has anyone tried New Life? I drive passt it almost every day, and their posts imply "stress" relief. Thanks.
I was down in Wheeling and grabbed a bite to eat at McDs off of Dundee when I noticed a sign next door that said M2 Spa parking behind building. I did some recon but building looks empty. Sign looked newer rather than older.
Any of you local boys know what's up with this?
Thanks.
Be safe!
Joe.
[QUOTE=BigSales59;2638846]Has anyone tried New Life? I drive passt it almost every day, and their posts imply "stress" relief. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I have been twice, but it has been a few months. However, NLT has older women, but they are friendly, give a great massage, and are very accommodating.
Please report your experience.
Went today. Drew Cece. Looks 7, Body 8. Nice massage, but kept leaving the room for one thing or another. Full service with no haggle on tip. Not sure I will return.
I was there last year in a TOFTT mission. I would have sworn my MT was the mamasan, but no, she was my MT. Massage was OK, that's all. Was not offered table shower. On the flip, she asks me what I wanted. So I go through my laundry list, but the answer was NO to everything but Mr. Handy. And Mr. Handy wasn't all that into it in the end either.
[QUOTE=GMan25;2639877]I have been twice, but it has been a few months. However, NLT has older women, but they are friendly, give a great massage, and are very accommodating.
Please report your experience.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SamSpade;2640490]I was there last year in a TOFTT mission. I would have sworn my MT was the mamasan, but no, she was my MT. Massage was OK, that's all. Was not offered table shower. On the flip, she asks me what I wanted. So I go through my laundry list, but the answer was NO to everything but Mr. Handy. And Mr. Handy wasn't all that into it in the end either.[/QUOTE]I think if you say what you want and flash some cash they do more than handy. YMMV.