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[QUOTE=MrHappyPants;1903469]I agree with what you said but I also disagree in this particular instance. In an oganized place like this there is always protection available for the girls. The last thing anyone needs is for one of these girls to call for help because some asshole is trying to get her to do something she doesn't want to do. I'm sure security will have no problem escorting you out and if you get loud they could kick your ass and keep your money. What are you going to tell the cops? You were paying for sex and it went bad? Not to mention they have a very revealing picture of you from the jump. Take what you get, for the price you can't complain. If you want everything go somewhere else. It's not worth the aggravation. You can also select another girl for the next time if you go back.

If a regular provider refused some Tittay action well then Houston we have a problem.

I've found the info on the cdp in Jamaica and I also have info for a new one in Bklyn. I'm going to try them both out the next time I'm in NY.[/QUOTE]I would have to disagree. Causing a girl trouble and refusing to be played by her are two different things. The legal aspect is irrelevant here in such sense that neither party wants anything to do with authorities. In that sense it's more of a Mexican standout type of situation than anything else. Whoever does a stupid move first will pay the price later.

To put it more clearly, if the deal is discussed prior and you are offered something else at the arrival you should just walk away. Unfortunately this business has a rather unpopular exchange protocol where client is typically expected to pay prior receiving the service. So while trying to forcibly take back the money from a girl after she asks for a tip to undo the bra is by all means not a good idea, I would say that one should be at least disciplined enough to give her a finger, dress up, walk out and never come back letting everyone know why they should avoid this particular provider. If instead you plan to fuel confidence of those dishonest providers by giving them whatever they ask for because you are afraid someone may beat you up then you should maybe consider quitting this hobby.

[QUOTE=Tanatloc;1903919]I would have to disagree. Causing a girl trouble and refusing to be played by her are two different things. The legal aspect is irrelevant here in such sense that neither party wants anything to do with authorities. In that sense it's more of a Mexican standout type of situation than anything else. Whoever does a stupid move first will pay the price later.

To put it more clearly, if the deal is discussed prior and you are offered something else at the arrival you should just walk away. Unfortunately this business has a rather unpopular exchange protocol where client is typically expected to pay prior receiving the service. So while trying to forcibly take back the money from a girl after she asks for a tip to undo the bra is by all means not a good idea, I would say that one should be at least disciplined enough to give her a finger, dress up, walk out and never come back letting everyone know why they should avoid this particular provider. If instead you plan to fuel confidence of those dishonest providers by giving them whatever they ask for because you are afraid someone may beat you up then you should maybe consider quitting this hobby.[/QUOTE]I think we'll have to agree to disagree in regards to keeping the "escort review" section as that. My remark was directed solely to this particular incident, in this particular place. As I said if you're paying $50, and the girl is giving you a CBJ and you're getting to bang her in a few different positions, and she's as good looking as some of the reviews... There shouldn't be any complaint. Guys pay $50 for bad BJ's alone. Good service isn't cheap and cheap service isn't always good.

[QUOTE=MyStrodman;1902803]Sorry for the late review. The forum was acting up the other day and was failing when I tried to post. She's still around because I texted to asked her rates on FS and Greek last night. LOL.

This Lebanese provider did her job!

[URL]http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/cas/4127580671.html[/URL]

Saw her on Monday 10/14 and she was really sweet and didn't clock watch at all. She loves to text but I had no problem with it. She works near by Farmers and 105 ave which is near by where I use to hangout so it was easy to find. I texted her when I got there and she asked me to meet her on 191st and 105 ave. She was petite with a nice little butt. Those who know me know I love chicks with a nice juicy butts, but she had a cute face, Lebanese and 19 so it was worth it. We drove up about 2 blocks and parked. She started giving me a CBJ which was awesome. A lot of deep throat gagging and saliva. Nice! She went to town like she was trying to win an award. LOL. We were at it for about 10 minutes and then she asked me how I like it which was cool because most providers complain about the time instead of asking. I told her fast with some jerking and a lot of saliva. That was all I had to say. She leaned over my chair and went crazy on my solider. After about 5 minutes I orgasm. She stayed around for a bit to converse, asking a few questions about myself and she told me a bit about her. She was really sweet and wasn't a hit and run. I got a CBJ for 60 but next time I'm going for the FS. Sucks she doesn't do BBBJ. Oh well. While she was giving me the CBJ I was playing her and she got super wet and she was tight but I didn't have anymore money to spend. Saving it for CDP. LOL. She is definitely one to check out. She looks like she smokes a lot of weed so if you are into that you might get a discount if you bring some. LOL. Not my cup of tea but thought I should throw that out there.[/QUOTE]Does her number end with 8152?

Cheers

TM

With new providers hitting the market every day their should never be problem in finding good talent. The bad talent should be one and done. We should never have to settle for anything and these providers need to be reminded of this all the time. The last times I have maybe a bad experience 2 times so I think that's a good success rate. Also think about moving up a little in age over 25 and less than 30 because I'm convinced that the young ones haven't figured it out yet.

I called her and she seemed very enthusiastic, I figured that since she's a BBW she'd at least be decent at a BJ. So I asked her the price and she said $80 for a short stay and if I wanted just a BBBJ it'd be $100. I agreed and headed over there. The pictures below are very misleading. The stomach area of this rip off girl is very saggy and apparently she hates cum (pretty bad career choice than honey). Not only that, but the BJ you pay $100 for is mostly hand instead of being a good BBBJ. If you try to complain, she'll hit the shit. If you touch her head at all while she's at work, she'll hit the shit. If you try to turn off the TV that she watches while she's giving you a HJ instead of a BJ, she'll hit the shit. You'd think since she's so fat she'd at least try, but she doesn't. Not even an attempt to DT. Trust me, I'm not that big so it shouldn't be any issue to at least try, but instead very mechanical. Three sucks than 2 minutes of HJ, three sucks than 2 minutes of HJ. I finally just said fuck it and told her to give me the condom. After putting it on and getting her into doggy, I realized her ass had a weird smell to it too, so I just said fuck it and left. Terrible provider, terrible attitude, terrible everything. If anybody has the balls to go DATY on this one, I'll personally buy you a gift card for Taco Bell, but you better bring a hazmat suit.

She usually posts adds of Craigslist, but will take them down at night. Here are a few with pictures from other sites so everybody can avoid.

[URL]http://www.myproviderguide.com/escorts/bronx/free-posts/w4m/5320094_new-stop-read-me-nasti-ssh-pro.html[/URL]

[URL]http://adultsearch.com/connecticut/new-haven/female-escorts/869092[/URL]

[QUOTE=TexasMonger;1904794]Does her number end with 8152?

Cheers

TM[/QUOTE]Yes. Here is another one.

[URL]http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/4127916618.html[/URL]

She charges 70 for CBJ but you can negotiate. Her rate for greek is 170 hh if you are into that. I think she lives with her parents or something because she can hardly talk on the phone. She loves to text and she says she is 19. Really young looking face and petite. If I go near the farmers area this weekend I'm going to see her again.

I was in the LGA area and I was in the mood so I checked out the Casa De Putas Woodside. When I was outside a Spanish guy with one hand came out the door. I went inside and the madam showed me 1 girl an older girl named Sofia she said she was from Venezuela she told me she is 37 but her pictures on Backpage say 45. I asked the madam if she has a 2nd girl she said yes and XImena came out she has a nice body but her face don't look that good. Ximena is from Colombia and they always advertise her on Backpage. When Ximena came out the other girl Sofia started to pull down her dress and show me her breasts. I guess cause she is older and feels threatened by the younger girls is the reason she acts this way. I decided to check out Sofia from Venezuela. I went in the room with her and she took off her dress and she began to hug me and I began to feel her up and then I undressed. While she was looking for a condom with her back turned I rubbed my Johnson against her ass and she started to moan and began feeling me up. Sofia is about 5'5 light skin almost pale like complexion with long reddish hair with see cup breasts, slender about 120 pounds. I laid on the bed and she put the rubber on and I was rock hard and she climbed on top and I began sucking her breasts and she started kissing me and playing with my Johnson. She act like she was about to start CBJ but then she asks for a tip I told her no. She climbed back on top of me again and I kept sucking on her breasts and she hopped on top and started riding me cowgirl. Her pussy is mad tight for an older women it felt like a glove she rode me for about 7 minutes she was moaning and making a lot of noise. Then she hopped off and we switch to mish and she put me in real good and I began to penetrate her slow and while I was penetrating her I was sucking her breasts as I started to dig in faster and she held me tighter we began to kiss LFK and DFK while I was rapidly penetrating her. She started screaming out loud as I deep penetrating her till I orgasmed and even after I orgasmed she wanted to put me back in but the condom was full of my liquid. After we finished and I put my clothes on we kissed and she ask for a tip and I gave her 10 bucks she asked for more but I told her next time. I told her in Spanish "I am a very poor man" LOLZ Yo soy Pobre. When she opened up the door the madam and Ximena were sitting outside the door probably listening to all the noise in the room. I washed my hands and left the spot. I had a good time and would repeat with Sofia.

CRISTAL is a veteran Tall PR girl with a dancers body and with breast implants and braces. I have had 4 or 5 encounters with her. She is good. She doesn't complain at all she will FS any man fat or skinny.

I want to take a break from the Spanish chicks I see a Korean girl on Backpage and a Scandinavian girl on Backpage I want to see in Brooklyn. I want to explore some European and some more Asian pussy

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The girl on the left is the European girl name NIna she want $100 for hhr and $150 for hr she work in Bensonhurst

The girl on the right Korean want $80 for a quickie she ova there by Caton ave by Prospect Park this is good for me cause the Jamaican Jerk Chicken spot is right up the block and its 24hrs LOLZ

I notice all these girls on Backpage and Craigslist lie and say they are Brazillian or they half Brazillian or they Asian or Half Asian. LOLZ.

[QUOTE=Vandenberg;1903405]Bigggga you make great reports about all CDP
this week at Jamaica they have a girl PR name Cristal
she is pale white blond hair. I think you mentioned her before. and a big Cuban girl name Chantai.
Thank you again.[/QUOTE]

You go to a provider who claims to be one thing and then find out she's something else. Sorry if this isn't the right place to post or if everybody's already seen this, but I saw this a while ago and actually found it be correct in 90% of instances...

Escort Ad Doublespeak.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Cinnamon = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Soft skin = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

No age? = same as "28".

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

[QUOTE=MyStrodman;1905069]Yes. Here is another one.

[URL]http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/4127916618.html[/URL]

She charges 70 for CBJ but you can negotiate. Her rate for greek is 170 hh if you are into that. I think she lives with her parents or something because she can hardly talk on the phone. She loves to text and she says she is 19. Really young looking face and petite. If I go near the farmers area this weekend I'm going to see her again.[/QUOTE]Thank you Sir.

I think I will be contacting her for some Greek She has a nice ass which begs for action.

Cheers.

TM.

Has anyone visited the below provider before?

[URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ask-for-specials-all-pics-are-realll-qnz-blvd-20/36704441[/URL]

I was planning on seeing her later today, but I wanted to see if anyone has a review before I do. She charges 60 for a short stay and 100 for the half. Her pictures aren't really revealing but she has a sensual face and nice lips. Her price is kind of low for someone who looks like her so I'm anticipating a bate and switch move. LOL.

[QUOTE=TexasMonger;1900151]Hey Bigga.

She is hot. I called and no pick up.

Cheers.

TM[/QUOTE]Last week she stop advertising now this week she got ads on craigslist and backpage she look good. I might go check her out!

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RIP to the Cadillac Escalade EXT (2002-2013)

[QUOTE=MyStrodman;1906833]Has anyone visited the below provider before?

[URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ask-for-specials-all-pics-are-realll-qnz-blvd-20/36704441[/URL]

I was planning on seeing her later today, but I wanted to see if anyone has a review before I do. She charges 60 for a short stay and 100 for the half. Her pictures aren't really revealing but she has a sensual face and nice lips. Her price is kind of low for someone who looks like her so I'm anticipating a bate and switch move. LOL.[/QUOTE]So I went and checked her out and it was not what I was hoping.

To start, she kept pushing the time back and then, made a mistake and sent me a text which was really for her "weed man." Around 12 AM, or so, we finally met up and she looked really tired. She was the girl in the picture, just without any makeup so she didn't really look as good. She had small breasts and a cute round butt. When I walked into the room she asked do I want to smoke weed with her? I had to remind her we had this discussion already and I said I don't smoke weed. I guess with the amount of clients she gets in a day she can't remember. LOL. So while she was smoking I sat at the edge of the bed until she finished. The whole time she was talking to me about where she was from, her child, what she wants to be in the future, yadda yadda. I'm not a rude guy so I listened but I really wanted to get down to business because I was tired. In her Ad she posted she's 420 friendly but she was the epitome of it. As soon as she finished smoking she pulled a line of coke out and went to town. I got to admit, it was a turn off but It wasn't the first time I saw someone sniff drugs.

Finally she was ready and she started off with a CBJ which was pretty damn good! She must of been one of those chicks who loves pain because she deep throats like a champ. I wrapped my hand around her hair and was basically face fucking her; almost balls deep for about 8 minutes. Nice! I told her let's do doggie so she turned around and put me inside her and I started pounded away real deep and hard. She could have won an Oscar for her moaning but I loved it. I was pacing myself because I paid for the half so I wanted to last for the time. LOL. After about 8 minutes she asked me for a timeout. I was like this isn't basketball or football. What do you mean a timeout? She then asked me if I was almost there yet. I wasn't so I said not yet, but stopping me is going to prolong it now. She tells me we have to continue a next time because she was tired and I only gave her 80 and she normally charges that amount for 20 minutes. I said what? You charge 100 for the half and we negotiated 80 because of the run around. I said to myself this isn't worth arguing over. I was tired and this chick looks like she was going to pass out any minute after all those drugs she did before we started so I got dressed and got out of dodge. She gave a really good CBJ but I would not repeat. Maybe if I met up with her before the weed man I would have gotten a better service. Oh well. I set up something for later today with this provider who I heard was pretty good. [URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/incrdible-smoking-mixxd-beauty-choose-me-y0ull-lve-my-skillscall-now-22/39395291.[/URL] I did a google search on her number and found some really nice pics of her. I'll post my review if I get a chance to see her later.

[QUOTE=MyStrodman;1907645]So I went and checked her out and it was not what I was hoping.

To start, she kept pushing the time back and then, made a mistake and sent me a text which was really for her "weed man." Around 12 AM, or so, we finally met up and she looked really tired. She was the girl in the picture, just without any makeup so she didn't really look as good. She had small breasts and a cute round butt. When I walked into the room she asked do I want to smoke weed with her? I had to remind her we had this discussion already and I said I don't smoke weed. I guess with the amount of clients she gets in a day she can't remember. LOL. So while she was smoking I sat at the edge of the bed until she finished. The whole time she was talking to me about where she was from, her child, what she wants to be in the future, yadda yadda. I'm not a rude guy so I listened but I really wanted to get down to business because I was tired. In her Ad she posted she's 420 friendly but she was the epitome of it. As soon as she finished smoking she pulled a line of coke out and went to town. I got to admit, it was a turn off but It wasn't the first time I saw someone sniff drugs.

Finally she was ready and she started off with a CBJ which was pretty damn good! She must of been one of those chicks who loves pain because she deep throats like a champ. I wrapped my hand around her hair and was basically face fucking her; almost balls deep for about 8 minutes. Nice! I told her let's do doggie so she turned around and put me inside her and I started pounded away real deep and hard. She could have won an Oscar for her moaning but I loved it. I was pacing myself because I paid for the half so I wanted to last for the time. LOL. After about 8 minutes she asked me for a timeout. I was like this isn't basketball or football. What do you mean a timeout? She then asked me if I was almost there yet. I wasn't so I said not yet, but stopping me is going to prolong it now. She tells me we have to continue a next time because she was tired and I only gave her 80 and she normally charges that amount for 20 minutes. I said what? You charge 100 for the half and we negotiated 80 because of the run around. I said to myself this isn't worth arguing over. I was tired and this chick looks like she was going to pass out any minute after all those drugs she did before we started so I got dressed and got out of dodge. She gave a really good CBJ but I would not repeat. Maybe if I met up with her before the weed man I would have gotten a better service. Oh well. I set up something for later today with this provider who I heard was pretty good. [URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/incrdible-smoking-mixxd-beauty-choose-me-y0ull-lve-my-skillscall-now-22/39395291.[/URL] I did a google search on her number and found some really nice pics of her. I'll post my review if I get a chance to see her later.[/QUOTE]I have to say, you are hard core my friend. Two reasons I would not even bother considering girl who advertise as 420 friendly:

1) It may be LE bait ad. Yes, this happened in Queens not so long ago. There was a big bust with media coverage and all bells and whistles and the ads that were used to lure guys were mentioning "420 friendly" just so they could add some possession charges as a bonus in few cases.

2) Even if it's not LE related the girl openly advertises as being in some way dependent on it. They way you described it was pretty much your case. First she smoked and then had to take a line to wake herself up. One may ask what's the point in the first place. Nevertheless to me it means she is not serious about you as a customer.

You guys are taking chances when drugs are always the things that get people time served. All of these providers do something so keep that in mind. I don't do drugs or alcohol I just like sex simple and plain.

[QUOTE=Tanatloc;1908055]I have to say, you are hard core my friend. Two reasons I would not even bother considering girl who advertise as 420 friendly:

1) It may be LE bait ad. Yes, this happened in Queens not so long ago. There was a big bust with media coverage and all bells and whistles and the ads that were used to lure guys were mentioning "420 friendly" just so they could add some possession charges as a bonus in few cases.

2) Even if it's not LE related the girl openly advertises as being in some way dependent on it. They way you described it was pretty much your case. First she smoked and then had to take a line to wake herself up. One may ask what's the point in the first place. Nevertheless to me it means she is not serious about you as a customer.[/QUOTE]I understand what you are saying and know the risks. There was a lot more communication between her and I before I decided to see her. Didn't want to bore everyone with that information. That was my first 420 friendly provider and last. Now back to the another review.

I went to see this provider the other day.

[URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/incrdible-smoking-mixxd-beauty-choose-me-y0ull-lve-my-skillscall-now-22/39395291[/URL]

Her name is Destiny and works near by liberty and Merrick blvd. I went to the address she gave but of course her location was not there. She was located across the street from the address. She was located in the back streets of Merrick in a pretty decent area. She posted there was more than one girl but when I got there, it was only her. We went upstairs to a room with a bed on the floor. She turned on some slow music and dimmed the lights like we was about to make love, or something. LOL. I guess the setting got her in the mood. Wasn't my type of thing but whatever. We both undressed and she started me off with a CBJ. It was really slow and she made several attempts to deep throat unsuccessfully. Hey...I still gave her an E for effort though. After about 5 minutes of her trying to get my solider up with some weird BJ techniques, she asked how do I like it which I was happy she asked because I was 2 seconds away from explaining what she had to do. So I told her how I wanted the BJ and she went to work. I held the back of her head and she went up and down like crazy on my solider.

I told her let's do doggie. She turned around and put me in. I started pounding hard and fast since I was there for a minute and I only paid for a SS which she didn't clock watch at all. She was the type who loved it hard because I was trying to go balls deep in her and she didn't complain and was throwing her butt back at me like she wanted it deeper. The nice thing about her is she does a trick I noticed a few other females do where they tighten up their vagina to make it harder to go in and slightly tighter. It was a super turn on and made me cum really good. Success! LOL. I recommend this provider. My only gripe was their was a faint aroma of weed in the house. I caught the second as soon as I walked in because I don't smoke weed, but at least it was done when I wasn't around, not like my other provider. LOL. Did anyone hit up the Jamaica CDP on Friday? They had some other madam there and when I called there was no 2 call needed and she had a little kid say good bye to me on the phone. I was skeptical on going because that was weird I'm going to do business and there might be kids around. No bueno. When I got there the party was over and there was no kids around. LOL. Hook up with a 23 year old Dominican provider. Nothing extravagant to report. It was the usual. Maybe next week it will be better.

[QUOTE=MyStrodman;1911831]I understand what you are saying and know the risks. There was a lot more communication between her and I before I decided to see her. Didn't want to bore everyone with that information. That was my first 420 friendly provider and last. Now back to the another review.

I went to see this provider the other day.

[URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/incrdible-smoking-mixxd-beauty-choose-me-y0ull-lve-my-skillscall-now-22/39395291[/URL]

Her name is Destiny and works near by liberty and Merrick blvd. I went to the address she gave but of course her location was not there. She was located across the street from the address. She was located in the back streets of Merrick in a pretty decent area. She posted there was more than one girl but when I got there, it was only her. We went upstairs to a room with a bed on the floor. She turned on some slow music and dimmed the lights like we was about to make love, or something. LOL. I guess the setting got her in the mood. Wasn't my type of thing but whatever. We both undressed and she started me off with a CBJ. It was really slow and she made several attempts to deep throat unsuccessfully. Hey...I still gave her an E for effort though. After about 5 minutes of her trying to get my solider up with some weird BJ techniques, she asked how do I like it which I was happy she asked because I was 2 seconds away from explaining what she had to do. So I told her how I wanted the BJ and she went to work. I held the back of her head and she went up and down like crazy on my solider.

I told her let's do doggie. She turned around and put me in. I started pounding hard and fast since I was there for a minute and I only paid for a SS which she didn't clock watch at all. She was the type who loved it hard because I was trying to go balls deep in her and she didn't complain and was throwing her butt back at me like she wanted it deeper. The nice thing about her is she does a trick I noticed a few other females do where they tighten up their vagina to make it harder to go in and slightly tighter. It was a super turn on and made me cum really good. Success! LOL. I recommend this provider. My only gripe was their was a faint aroma of weed in the house. I caught the second as soon as I walked in because I don't smoke weed, but at least it was done when I wasn't around, not like my other provider. LOL. Did anyone hit up the Jamaica CDP on Friday? They had some other madam there and when I called there was no 2 call needed and she had a little kid say good bye to me on the phone. I was skeptical on going because that was weird I'm going to do business and there might be kids around. No bueno. When I got there the party was over and there was no kids around. LOL. Hook up with a 23 year old Dominican provider. Nothing extravagant to report. It was the usual. Maybe next week it will be better.[/QUOTE]Just as the title says. WTF is this CDP? I know the name because I looked below but what the fuck is this place? Where is it in Jamaica. I don't mind being the brave soul to check it out.

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[QUOTE=Estafador;1912669]Just as the title says. WTF is this CDP? I know the name because I looked below but what the fuck is this place? Where is it in Jamaica. I don't mind being the brave soul to check it out.[/QUOTE]"puta", not "punta". A fast house where you go in and out in like 10 or 15 minutes and pay about 50 plus tip. You can find ads on BP.

[QUOTE=Q32003;1912933]"puta", not "punta". A fast house where you go in and out in like 10 or 15 minutes and pay about 50 plus tip. You can find ads on BP.[/QUOTE]Like Q32003 said, there are posts on BP where you can find them. I did a hunt on this forum to find my first one and then I found the rest. I regularly visit the one in Jamaica since I'm on that side of town often. The normal stay is 15 minutes, or less, but you can pay for more time if you want. The fee is $50 bucks and the tip is optional, but I normally give and haven't had a bad experience yet.

Hi everyone, this is my first post. I want to thank you guys that write regularly on here as it really makes the hobby much more interesting. Also I'm gla the to know there are others like me. Tonight, I had a unfruitful but interesting night and would like to share.

I tried to go to a cdp for the first time in jamiaica the one by 180st. I got there and was told to wait on the corner for some. Guy to get me, however no one showed up. I think it was my slanted eyes that got me rejected or it could have been because I got there right when they were about to close.. So I was went to south Road to get a quick fix. It was looking pretty bleak out there so settled on whatever showes up first... Big mistake. I ended picking a BSW and I didn't realize she was drinking until she got in my car. So off we go and I was pretty. Nervous because she was obviously not in control of herself. So I thought, how can I get this drunk out of my car... I decided to refuse to do the police check. She immediately got it of my car and said sorry. She was so drunk she left her phone in my car. When I found it, I chucked it out my window and drive back with some blue balls. Seems south Road has been on dry spell for awhile.

Thinking about going to try cdp another night.

BB.

I went to CDP Jamaica.

On 10/24/13 & 27. I saw Julisa. Tall 5.10,nice body long hair, face she is a 6/10 nice attitude, she does the vagina squeeze like no other girlI ever met. She was all good. I will repeat for sure. I did her once on Thursday and twice on Sunday.

The ads you posted have two different girls on there who did you have a nightmare with Tiffany or Gigi?

[QUOTE=DeathPoet;1904959]I called her and she seemed very enthusiastic, I figured that since she's a BBW she'd at least be decent at a BJ. So I asked her the price and she said $80 for a short stay and if I wanted just a BBBJ it'd be $100. I agreed and headed over there. The pictures below are very misleading. The stomach area of this rip off girl is very saggy and apparently she hates cum (pretty bad career choice than honey). Not only that, but the BJ you pay $100 for is mostly hand instead of being a good BBBJ. If you try to complain, she'll hit the shit. If you touch her head at all while she's at work, she'll hit the shit. If you try to turn off the TV that she watches while she's giving you a HJ instead of a BJ, she'll hit the shit. You'd think since she's so fat she'd at least try, but she doesn't. Not even an attempt to DT. Trust me, I'm not that big so it shouldn't be any issue to at least try, but instead very mechanical. Three sucks than 2 minutes of HJ, three sucks than 2 minutes of HJ. I finally just said fuck it and told her to give me the condom. After putting it on and getting her into doggy, I realized her ass had a weird smell to it too, so I just said fuck it and left. Terrible provider, terrible attitude, terrible everything. If anybody has the balls to go DATY on this one, I'll personally buy you a gift card for Taco Bell, but you better bring a hazmat suit.

She usually posts adds of Craigslist, but will take them down at night. Here are a few with pictures from other sites so everybody can avoid.

[URL]http://www.myproviderguide.com/escorts/bronx/free-posts/w4m/5320094_new-stop-read-me-nasti-ssh-pro.html[/URL]

[URL]http://adultsearch.com/connecticut/new-haven/female-escorts/869092[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DarkPrince411;1920386]The ads you posted have two different girls on there who did you have a nightmare with Tiffany or Gigi?[/QUOTE]They're two different names, but same girl and same number. Trust me, stay away. Aside from the butt stink and terrible head, she's way over priced at $80 for FS and $100 for a BBBJ. I just tried her out because she was close to where I live. I mean, what type of escort is terrified of seman? And to claim she was a porn star, just because somebody has a camera going during sex and that video ends up on the internet, doesn't make you a porn star. Honestly though, the experience was easily worth pouring $100 down the drain to name and shame a terrible provider. Please please please take my word for it, check my other reviews, I'll always review a good provider highly, but on the flip, I'll always name and shame a terrible one. I'm not just someone who had a bad experience or am an ass, I'm someone who makes his money by reading people and can tell when someone is too lazy to ever give 100% at their job.

Hey fellow pervs, so I just tried out one of the two Latina houses near me in Woodside around the highway. I have previously tried the one North of 35th and was very disappointed. Girl had a lot of cellulite on her stomach. However, today I tried the one south of 35th and wowzers, she was much better looking. I was actually surprised that the girls in the pictures are actually slimmer versions of the actual girls sometimes. Today, I had Brenda who is a bit thicker, I wouldn't say BBW because he awesome boobs make up for a slight pudginess. AND!! That butt, wow, seeing that thing shake during doggy was amazing. She also smelled good, which is very important to me, nothing makes me feel more like a perv than when I leave a place that smells bad. She rushes you a bit, but honestly, 15 minutes for $60 for a Latina? I've seen better prices in LA and San Fran, but here in NY, I've only really seen that with ethnic bbw's in Jamaica.

Visited the Casa at Jamaica by 180 street this past Monday. Run a search for "latinas" on backpage Queens section and you'll find the ads posted daily. But experience wasn't so good this time. I've been to the old Jamaica location and the Metro location in the past and the quality was hit or miss, but for the most part enjoyable. This time, there were only two options. One very dark skinned girl and a lighter skinned dominican. Went with the lighter skinned dominican since she seemed sweet and enthusiastic. Unfortunately, I was wrong.

Entered the room and got down to business. Basically, she wouldn't take her top off and kept pushing my hand away every time I tried to grab her tits. And she had a bit of baby fat in the stomach. Started with a rather uninspired CBJ for no more than 1 minute, followed by her tapping my bro with the palm of her hand to get me up. Not good. Started off with missionary and finished up in doggy. English was non existent but she was actually quite friendly after the deed was done. If she could just be as friendly during the action, but alas.

Went to Jamaica since I heard that shorty was there and / or at the metro location last month, but didn't see her there. If any of the fellow mongers have any recommendations of quality girls at the casas, or news of shorty's whereabouts, would be much appreciated.

I saw Barbara Aka Shorty on Tuesday she is at Jempstead. At that place they don't allow new clients. Unless you had been there before.

Been stopping by every week the last few weeks. This week all girls are thick. They got one of each. Light, dark and in between this week. Best time to go is during the weekday. Place was dead.

Most of the time they just want you to come as quick as possible (thus the name. Quickie house) but there are a few exceptions. YMMV. Number is listed on backpage if you do a search for latinas.

[QUOTE=Vandenberg;1923502]I saw Barbara Aka Shorty on Tuesday she is at Jempstead. At that place they don't allow new clients. Unless you had been there before.[/QUOTE]OH YEAH GUY!

So how you got into the spot?

Did you tip the Mexican guys that go to the spot to help you get in?

Because the madam is a Beeyatch


Next time you go let me know I wanna see this spot.

I had been there before the madam knows me and yes is on menopause LOL. She does not allow new people in.

The other girl I Dominican Pamela 5.8 beautiful light skin an long hair she big body frame D cups may be bigger, she has a tatto o lips on her right butt. She is very good to me I will see her hopefully tomorrow.

I had been there before the madam knows me and yes is on menopause LOL. She does not allow new people in.

The other girl I Dominican Pamela 5.8 beautiful light skin an long hair she big body frame D cups may be bigger, she has a tatto o lips on her right butt. She is very good to me I will see her hopefully tomorrow.

Biggga you are the best reviewer. Nobdy does vrevews like you do.

You are tha MAN.

Went to this place on Saturday night. Not far from Northern Blvd. Quiet street and very basic (but clean) set up. Too bad the choices were lacking. Seen better at the other CDP's but woman was nice enough. New girls on Monday just like all the other places like this. $40 + $10 tip.

[QUOTE=SamWilson;1924674]Went to this place on Saturday night. Not far from Northern Blvd. Quiet street and very basic (but clean) set up. Too bad the choices were lacking. Seen better at the other CDP's but woman was nice enough. New girls on Monday just like all the other places like this. $40 + $10 tip.[/QUOTE]The rate at the CDP in Jamaica is 50 + optional tip. Maybe I need to check out the Astoria CDP. LOL. Since there isn't anything good this week, I'll wait until next week.

Stopped by again tonight. Damn! What a difference a couple of days makes! TWO HOT CHICAS. One thick dark skinned with big ones, a phat ass and a curvy waist, the other one a really cute little one who when she was in the room you could hear her gettin into it moaning and talking dirty! Went with the tiny dynamo and had fun but will come back soon for the pretty dark skinned one!

[QUOTE=SamWilson;1926292]Stopped by again tonight. Damn! What a difference a couple of days makes! TWO HOT CHICAS. One thick dark skinned with big ones, a phat ass and a curvy waist, the other one a really cute little one who when she was in the room you could hear her gettin into it moaning and talking dirty! Went with the tiny dynamo and had fun but will come back soon for the pretty dark skinned one![/QUOTE]Please my fellow monger. Give us her name so we know and share. This sounds like one girl. Her name is Genesis. May be? If you did not get her name please get it next time. We'll appreciated.

[QUOTE=Vandenberg;1927626]Here is Genesis. Sje is, a beauty..Isthis the one you saw? SamWilson.?[/QUOTE]Didn't get her name.

Went back tonight. One girl was the same. New girl is short, light brown skin, short black hair and big chest and cute face. Went with her. Highly reccomended. $40 + $10 tip.

[QUOTE=SamWilson;1928135]Went back tonight. One girl was the same. New girl is short, light brown skin, short black hair and big chest and cute face. Went with her. Highly reccomended. $40 + $10 tip.[/QUOTE]I had the same provider Wednesday night (11/13). Her name is Christina from Venezuela. She had short black hair and nice big fake breast. When I got there, I wanted the other girl who had red hair but the guy said she was sad so I had to work with her. I was like huh? I'm not here to be a P.S.ychologist so I went with Christina instead. She was really nice and had a great smile. We started off with a CBJ and she told me, which I was surprise because most providers don't say it, to tell her when I'm ready. She sucked deep in a relaxed speed and I took my time so my solider could get a full erection. After a few minutes I told her let's do doggie. She moaned really great and throw her butt back which excited me. I finished in mission and she let me relax inside her as I came. Nice! She told me she was going to be working at Catalina today and it's near by Queen Center Mall. The place is by appointment only. Does anyone know of this spot? It is 5 minutes from where I live. I would be there every week faithfully if the providers are nice! LOL. I tried to get the number from her but she didn't have it off hand and she looked kind of nervous to give out numbers.

The only thing I didn't like about the spot is there was no heat in the building so we had to stay near the portable heaters. The provider had to ask me if her hands were cold before she touched me. LOL. No LE check and the dude there ordered food so I had to wait for him to get back to leave. I recommend going but Jamaica CDP, to me, had better girls. I'm going to check again this weekend since they have new girls everyday. Maybe there will some with nice booties!

Tried sending you a private message but says you can't or don't want to get them..

Stopped by tonight and wasn't really feeling the choices they had. One kinda chunky mexican chica with a pink dress on. They other was a short mexican chica with a black dress on. She was cuter so went with her. The only thing is that they put this plastic wrap under the matress which made it really noisy when you're on there moving around! Sounded like kids tearing the wrapping off their presents at Christmas LOL!

Will go back later this week. Going to give it a few days til they rotate these chicas out.